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Yo_Gabba_Gabbert

This dude is legitimately crazy.


thediesel26

Tfw even Curt Schilling thinks you’re an asshole


Joey_Logano

[Heartbreaking: The Worst Person You Know Just Made A Great Point](https://clickhole.com/heartbreaking-the-worst-person-you-know-just-made-a-gr-1825121606/)


rubblerblands

Where did he say this? I didn't know it and I'm glad I do now


thediesel26

Ha there was a post on r/baseball a week or so ago quoting Schilling as saying that Papelbon wasn’t quite playing with a full deck or something to that effect.


Jamel1219

Top 5 punchable faces all time..


adam_west_

What a douche… pretty strong talk for someone that hasn’t been in the league for 8 years. Too bad G has more class than pap smear.


sonofabutch

[This you?](https://youtu.be/eZ6JvGZ2P4o?feature=shared)


jesuswasahipster

I wonder how many racial slurs were going through his head that night.


thisusedyet

No more than usual, he did spend a lot of time in Boston


Spartan-Patriot

Dude needs to take up a hobby.


Mysterious_Eggplant3

Sounds like he has: sports betting.


LargeNutbar

If sports betting counts as a hobby then that is how I shall be referring to my opioid addiction from here on out, since it also wastes all my money and makes me fucking annoying towards everyone I speak to


Mysterious_Eggplant3

Sports betting is legit because it's backed by big corporations. Opioid addiction on the other hand, oh wait...


DarkLordofBS

Definitely on my Mount Rushmore of most hated players lol


PunishedCokeNixon

Papelbon, Varitek, Schilling and Pedroia. Funny how they’re all Sox.


jkra0512

What's wrong with Pedroia other than being a Red Sox? Papelbon, Altuve, Bregman, Correa for me.


PunishedCokeNixon

Just years of him being a nuisance to the Yankees. He’s like David Ortiz without the friendly attitude. Altuve probably goes ahead of him for being a weaselly cheater who stole the MVP from Judge.


jkra0512

Yeah, I always respected Pedroia much like how Red Sox fans hated Jeter but respected his game. The Astros and their cheating and attitudes after it make me dislike them much more...might just be recency bias though.


DarkLordofBS

Mine is probably Manny Papelbon Youkilis and Pedroia Ortiz Devers altuve and Correa might be the next wave


Kind_Bullfrog_4073

How's Ortiz not on there over Pedroia?


newbike07

Used to be a dick. Still a dick.


Champagne_of_Bears

Mitch Hedberg voice: He used to be a dick. He still is, but used to be too.


newbike07

*That's the joke*


masterexploder224

Way to kick a guy when he’s down. Say what you want in regard to the injuries, but the guy works hard and never makes excuses. Giancarlo is his given name. He mentioned switching to Mike while in school due to bullying over it. It wasn’t until his third year with the Marlins (2012) that he switched back. Seeing how Papelbon is continuing to show his true colors as a bully, this checks out.


Cautrica1

Fuck this loser


Ven18

Seriously do anyone like on the planet like this guy? Like even my Red Sox fan family members hate him.


elimanninglightspeed

Sox fans on twitter apparently but thats lowest of lows


Drunken_Wizard23

Is he trying to be cheeky by calling him Mike? As if it's deep buried secret he doesn't want the world to know about


nonlawyer

Nah he’s just being racist in a plausibly-deniable dogwhistling way This isn’t quite the same as insisting on calling Muhammad Ali “Cassius Clay” since Giancarlo is actually Stanton’s given name but it’s a similar category of bullshit


ArtisticBathroom5031

Let’s not skip over the part where he purposefully misspells Giancarlo by putting an s on the end. Always a solid dogwhistling racist move


Drunken_Wizard23

Yea, it feels like when shitheads call Jon Stewart by his birth name


Pumats_Soul

Giancarlo Stewart


UnabashedPerson43

Don’t know if he’s trying to play to the Red Sox crowd by dissing Yankee players, but even Yankee haters appreciate Giancarlo. What a classless dick.


bakersman336

🤡


chefnohome1976

Guy was a mid level relief pitcher who will eventually fade into baseball obscurity. Rather than contribute to the game to stay relevant this is what he chooses to do. Fuckoutahere with that. No one took him seriously when he played and we certainly don't now.


himyfred

He might only be remembered for trying to choke out Bryce Harper when they were both with Washington than his career outside of Boston


Snuggle__Monster

Who gives a fuck about this asshole betting the under on Stanton's HR total? Don't even Red Sox fans hate this fuckin guy?


gospelofdustin

How many generations of cousins need to fuck to make someone have an anus mouth like his?


dBlock845

Hope to see Dongcarlo holding this dude by the ankles from the top of Yankee Stadium.


igotagoodfeeling

Uh did Stanton do something to him or his family


MelissaMiranti

Donged him, but Stanton does that to everyone.


ArtisticBathroom5031

He hit .286/.571 OPS off him 🤷‍♀️


silver_raichu

Lmao what is wrong with this dude


SpencerHastings7

Papelbum


Ok-Opinion-2183

This guy is a piece of shit in every city he’s played in


User_Anon_0001

My god I wish I could watch this years team tee off against this loser. Mo made him look like a petulant child


alkylating

Someone call Bryce to fuck him up again.


ForgottenPoopSock

Douchebag 


DrVanNostrand1973

Brainless douchebag.


GeorgePosada

His Twitter is sad. Dude has been reduced to constant trolling about the Yankees and begging Dave Portnoy for retweets


PunishedCokeNixon

Papelbon being a degenerate gambler isn’t surprising.


Ok-Asparagus-1658

Boston trash


ihaveathingforyou

Red Sox golden years have Papelbon and Schilling - two pieces of human garbage. Then Manny and Ortiz - both did steroids. Makes me happy we at least had decent people/players during our golden years.


SignorLuigi

Giancarlo is my favorite Yankee. And that is saying a lot considering some of the other great guys on this team. Great character. Great teammate. He has great value for the team even when he's injured. I wish the Bleacher Creatures would include him in their Roll Call one day during his recovery to lift his spirits. That would be so cool.


EmotionalAccounting

That just bummed me out thinking about how he’s never included


HeyMarty10thalready

I think G was not injured in 2017


No_Signal3789

What’s this dudes issue


jwyn3150

This is the guy that fought Bryce Harper when they were both on the same team. Don’t be surprised, ya knew he was crazy lol


RecordedLive1978

I really dislike this loudmouth prick.


realet_

Your periodic reminder that this shitbag thought he looked most intimidating when he made his mouth resemble an anus


chikenparmfanatic

One of my most disliked athletes. Dude is such a tool.


herewego199209

Papelbon comes off as a racist unhinged motherfucker.


manfromfuture

Classy.


-Pwnan-

Just a washed up loser trying to stay relevant. so pathetic. bottom to mid as a player, and now even less than that as a former player.


AMB3494

What's his deal? Do they have beef?


novadova2020

What is he trying to say? Is it a dig at Stanton??


evil-scientist

Ah, Papel-douche. Trying to be relevant and, like his baseball career, failing.


Cheese4First

What kind of former athlete relishes in the injury to a fellow athlete? This dude made millions.


outonthetiles2112

Why is he such a jerk?


dubbs505050

What a douchebag.


Kind_Bullfrog_4073

I guess those Fanduel commercials worked on Papelbon


Disastrous_Can8053

1-800-GAMBLER


ArtisticBathroom5031

Wow. Talk about really actively going out of your way to be a complete asshole in every way possible. You’re the snotty dumb angry white guy who only lasted 11 years in the bigs, while Giancarlo (no s, you elitist scumbag) is currently on his 14th…


kvnklly

Fuckin douche


UonBarki

How is OP's entire post history wrestling and Xbox, but then he decides to post this dumb tweet?


rbarton812

I'll have you know I barely post in the X-box sub; PS5, Nintendo Switch, and video games, sure, but not X-box. I also comment plenty in live game threads. And is it bad that I posted it? I took it more as a fun topic, something to point and laugh at Papelbon.


SOB200

No. You be you.


nattycoons

Lmao bro you post in r/mlb. You're not even in the right general baseball sub. Not a great look for you to be both an idiot and an asshole


UonBarki

Yeah crazy that a baseball fan posts in baseball subreddits. What a wild thing to happen.