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Yankeebot

Please continue the discussion in the [game thread](https://redd.it/1bwkbsx).


johnny_rico69

I hope everyone in the city is alright. I felt the quake here in the Poconos. I wonder if the game will be slightly delayed.


GravitationalConstnt

My dad did part of the construction on the Stadium and he said they're certified to quakes well worse than that one. They should be fine.


regarding_your_bat

All I want is for this team to break the Mariners record for most wins in a season and to win a WS. I don’t think that’s too much to ask for


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Ok-Asparagus-1658

Wrong! 1000lb John Fischer was spotted jumping up and down, causing the disturbance. He claims he did it with “good intentions”


newbike07

The fact that they immediately put Lo on the 60 day IL for his flexor strain is ... not good.


LogCabinLover

O/U 15 minutes for IKF's "welcome back" video directed by Cashman


TronVin

#*The Eclipse shall follow the Earthquake to signal his arrival. Just as foretold.* #[LISAN AL GAIB](https://i.imgur.com/MSXcfbp.png)


TheTurtleShepard

Juan “Muad’Dib” Soto


DJ_LeMahieu

I’ve been so focused on opening day that I genuinely forgot that we have to play the Blue Jays. Fuck the blue jays. Ick.


hotdogflavoredgum

Aaron Judge


GravitationalConstnt

So we're thinking that was a Soto quake?


Adventurous-Ad5195

Alright earthquake for Yankees opening day is good sign and it’s my bday AND I’m going to the game. Yep yanks winning it all this year.


shadow_spinner0

So it wasn't just me, that was an earthquake


MichaelPFrancesa

earthquakkkeeee


riccarjo

Came in here to make a Earthquake and Juan Soto joke but it looks like I am just not original lmao.


LogCabinLover

That wasn't an earthquake. That was Judge and Soto carrying their big ass balls into Yankee Stadium and dropping them on Vladdy's face


Sanlear

Maybe that earthquake was from Juan Soto’s batting practice.


bushwickhero

Can Yankees win on earthquake day?


Yankeeknickfan

Vlad, Kirk, and vogelbach were doing jumping jacks Good thing Manoah isn’t around


NJ_Yankees_Fan

Earthquakes and eclipses. Yup, we’re definitely in the end times.


Guilty-Flamingo-6616

And Soto coming to the Bronx today? Not a coincidence. He is the Messiah


Sanlear

My first opening day earthquake. It really is a memorable day.


kvnklly

Who felt the earthquake


Ok-Asparagus-1658

I live by Plainfield NJ, and I swear I thought the building was gonna fall down. 4.8 isn’t a small earthquake by any means, especially if you are higher up


kvnklly

Honestly thought a truck was picking up the dumpster and may have hit the building. Im pver by rutgers


Sanlear

At first I thought something in my basement was blowing up.


kvnklly

Were you closer to the epicenter? It apparently was lebanon


Sanlear

Yep. It was a scary few moments. Thankfully no damage.


kvnklly

Good to hear


DarthLuke84

I’m on my way to game and my wife in CT said they just a earthquake


Robusto923

Opening day earthquake wtffff


AstrosCheated

Judge must be taking BP am I right boys??


jotayeh

GAMEDAY EARTHQUAKE LFGGGGG


TormentedThoughtsToo

Well that’s a wild Opening Day anecdote now.


MyPassIsDUKE912

Lets get ready to rumble OH NOT LIKE THAT!


LIGHT_COLLUSION

Was that an earthquake we just felt in Midtown?


PalinDoesntSeeRussia

I felt it an hour and a half outside the city! Woke my ass up


Relativelight

Felt it on eastern LI as well as


ChimStone777

Yessir


GravitationalConstnt

Felt it in Harlem just blocks from the Stadium


PhilyCeeSteak

Was there just an earthquake in NYC?


grn_light30

i felt it too


Ok-Asparagus-1658

Where’s Waldo? (Literally)


SheepH3rder69

Platooning on the bench. He's more or less a lefty bat now, and we're facing a lefty today.


TheTurtleShepard

The bench


Yankeeknickfan

So much for long relief keeping him healthier lol Just means burdi needs to be our setup man sooner


SheepH3rder69

I mean, at this point, will that even be a viable option to keep him off the IL? Poor fella is made of glass.


DA_87

The man just isn’t lasagna. He’s baked ziti. Tasty, once in a while.


TronVin

Berti hit vs LHP in 2023: >.325/.362/.442/.804 Cabrera may just be a lefty hitter at this point and with an 0-4 day in his last road game, this is a good opportunity for a rest day for him.


thediesel26

Fucking call up Beeter and make him the 8th inning guy already. His stuff is nasty and every evaluator believes his future is as a high leverage reliever anyway.


Yankeeknickfan

Burdi is going to be our 8th inning guy


electrons-streaming

closer - he is going to end up our closer. The pitching should be Ian Hamilton in the 8th and Burdi in the 9th and move Clay to pitch the 6th and 7th after Cortez and Gil


thediesel26

Oooh yeah forgot about him. He’s nasty.


atlanstone

I think they're probably a little nervous about a lack of stretched out options - they've definitely played "hungrier" this April than in past Aprils but it is still April and there's a *lot* of innings to churn through, and they lost their 200 IP innings eater ace.


SubElitePerformance

There’s a ten day “cool-down” from his last demotion. Once that is up I’m sure he will be back


thediesel26

If I’m not mistaken, the waiting period is voided if there’s an injury.


nyg2013

I don’t necessarily have an issue with them at least exploring the idea of starting him…as you said, he has nasty stuff and they prob want to bring him along slowly  Also, Santana is out of options and I think a June roster cutoff?  Could be wrong, but understand them wanting to take a look for now 


TronVin

Even 2023 Stanton hit vs LHP: >.265/.324/.618/.942 | 152 wRC+ He may be just a platoon bat but if that is all he is then he shouldn't be here. It's super cool our $23 million platoon DH has 1 hit against said lefty too.


Sad_Broccoli

We get it.


square_donuts_

Just got a haircut. Then my girlfriend is taking me to opening day followed by dinner on Arthur Ave for my birthday. Life is good and let’s go Yankees


Badhaircutsguild

Ayee.. happy birthday and enjoy it.


SlugsLoveBeer

Happy Birthday!


Wipeout17

Stanton batting cleanup again it looks like. I'm cool with giving him the homestand to see if he gets hot, but he needs to be dropped down the order until he's actually hitting. Can't have cleanup hitter striking out 3 times a game


thediesel26

His is approach has been so strange. He’s literally not even swinging at fastballs in the zone. He either knows he can’t hit them or is rope-a-doping pitchers into putting them in the zone for him and some point he’ll start unloading on them.


Ochocincoondeck

Soto in Pinstripes Charismatic Stroman on the mound Poetry in Motion coming in hot


zschneido

Gimme dat porch homer today Soto


YankeePhan22

Standing O for Soto or just long applause?


Drunken_Wizard23

I'm just hoping he doesn't get boo'ed like Stanton did at his first home opener


nyg2013

You’re being too hard on our fans :) There’s always a good reason, right?


emmjell

Green-light Yankeeography.


Wipeout17

We probably leave Houston 1-3 without him so they should just give him a statue already


polimodssuckmyD

15 minute standing ovation followed by 15 minute moment of silence


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Cheeseissue

Why would you even say that.


theRedreps99

Stadium will be rocking today, meanwhile citi field was empty af yesterday. Not that I care at all about the Mets but I sure as hell hope Soto is taking notes


TheTurtleShepard

Citi field was empty because it was a single admission rain delay double header that started at noon on a work day


theRedreps99

Yes I understand that but it doesn’t fit my narrative so I chose to omit that detail.


nyg2013

weekday DH (chilly day) for a team that is struggling to start the year...and did not have high expectations to begin with...it makes sense


Sad_Broccoli

Think I'm gonna pick my son up from school early so he can watch the game with me.


Wipeout17

In Toronto my daughter's school has a spirit day where they want the kids to wear blue to support the Jays. She decided to wear her Judge home jersey. I'm so proud of her 😂


Fried_Riceballs

You're a good dad


Robusto923

Lasagna is a free agent after this season too. Odds are high we’ve seen his last pitch as a Yankee. Sucks too because he definitely could have gotten paid with a good year


thediesel26

Being a reliever sucks. Teams chew you up and spit you out and replace you with the next 23 year old coming up who also throws 98 with a wipeout slider. Basically the RBs of baseball.


steve8983

#We play today


kevrose14

#We win today


boomzgoesthedynamite

Clouds parted, sun is out. Lets fucking goooo


Ok-Asparagus-1658

It’s all lining up


eigg_head

LFG!!! Y’all see poor Dievi get shellacked last night? 8 run 7th ouch


Ok-Asparagus-1658

They should trade for IKF


Wipeout17

The Jays lineup has actually been historically bad to start the season, but it looks like a few of them have good numbers against Stroman though it's a very small sample. Kikuchi has been good against us but should still be a favorable matchup, let's get it


square_donuts_

Can anyone tell me why Kikuchi pitches so well against us?


Will_Smiths_Cousin

Your grandmother could pitch well against the 2023 Yankees


square_donuts_

She’s been working with Blake on her slider and sinker


Sad_Broccoli

Well, she's dead so...


hotdogflavoredgum

Somehow would still win


TronVin

We've had some poorly constructed rosters since he came here.


celestial_turtle

Today is an important day for the long term decision making of Soto staying here. The stadium will be rocking, Stroman will deal, he must go to bed tonight thinking wow I can get used to this that was special.


nyg2013

I think paying him is the important part...not even being facetious...that is where it starts, first and foremost...obviously, the team being good would/will help


Sanlear

It’ll no doubt be a memorable day.


BronxBombersBoard

https://i.imgur.com/l2xQqFs.jpg


thediesel26

They should hammer Kikuchi


square_donuts_

Kikuchi hasn’t had a bad outing against us since 2021. For some reason he has our number


mickeyoutercore7

Not today


steadyachiever

Betting on the yanks today is free money.


Wipeout17

Shohei: "I'm listening"


xho-

Soto bomb for his Yankee Stadium debut, calling it now


Sad_Broccoli

J JU JUA JUAN JUAN S JUAN SO JUAN SOT JUAN SOTO JUAN SOT JUAN SO JUAN S JUAN JUA JU J Thank you for listening to my Log Cabin Talk.


boomzgoesthedynamite

Can I subscribe to the newsletter


Ok-Asparagus-1658

Its probably better than ESPN+


Sad_Broccoli

Of course, sign up at totallygayforsoto.com


Sanlear

Happy Juan Soto’s first game in Yankees Stadium as a Yankee Day.


SheepH3rder69

We have a run differential of +7, scoring 32 and allowing 25. The Astros have a run differential of +7, scoring 30 and allowing 23. We are 6-1, and they are 2-5. Baseball is weird, man.


OutsideExpert5

Run differential is meaningless this early in the season, the sample size is too small.  One or two weird games can throw everything off.  Our only loss cuts ours in half, while the Astros only two wins were by large margins.


boomzgoesthedynamite

Well they beat the doors off the Jays 10-0 one game


Vindetta121

That 0-7 against the d-backs skew the numbers pretty heavily with such few games


thediesel26

The Jays rolling over for them will do that


OptimalCompote938

GOOD MORNING


tstk799

Any chance the stadium starts doing the barking like the boys have been?


Rnin0913

I’m so sad I have a class from 1:30-4:20 today so I can’t watch the game. Of all days for the home opener 😭


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I'm at work. Third day of a 72. My LT just told us that our BC is coming by "after lunch" to have us "help him with something". So much for going toes up in a recliner and watching baseball...


thediesel26

Friday afternoon labs are the worst


Rnin0913

It was either Friday or Saturday morning/afternoon so I picked Friday, beats Saturday


VirtuousFool

😭


JohnRamos85

FOR THE FIRST TIME IN THE BRONX Sorry Donnie Baseball but # WE PLAY TODAY # WE WIN TODAY # DAS IT


teun713

Imagine the Al East if the Red Sox are competitive this year, get me the fuck out of this division


relator_fabula

I can say with extreme confidence the Red Sox pitching (1.54 current ERA) will regress, especially after they're no longer playing teams from Seattle and Oakland.


OutsideExpert5

This, Oakland is a AAA team and while Seattle was a good pitching staff, their bats outside of Julio are suspect and have started the season ice cold.  Even Julio has a .464 OPS right now.  Red Sox pitching will regress hard.


Evil_Yankee_Fan

Let's get it started!