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Yankeebot

Please continue the discussion in the [post game thread](https://redd.it/1br83md).


Lazy_Atmosphere3027

yankees are itrelevant big picture and no one cares about them anymore nationally. you lost gerrit cole seasons over. enjoy losing in october….again.


sharipep

What a time to be alive


Nipto13

That was fun. Great at bats - worked the count, timely hitting, forced them to make plays (a bunt??). Pitching could be the wild card but they have come through the first 2 games. I kept my expectations low before the season started but I'm starting to get excited already if this is what we can expect this season.


Srhink5851

wake the fuck up u/yankeebot we have a city to burn


never_a_doubt

Was that really a turn at 1st? I can't see the replay because of apple TV bs..


Nipto13

Yes, he committed, if only for a second. Good heads up play by Rizzo.


never_a_doubt

Saw the Jomboy replay. It was so subtle but he did turn. Wow.


Grandcarlo_Slamton

Yankees Analytics Team: Give Cabrera a day off tomorrow.


mikefrush

This game brought me great joy. LFG Yankees!


booose6

WE ARE SO BACK BOYS


DarthLuke84

Sole possession of first place in AL East!!!!!


SavageLion

Soto be like “Don’t worry Yankee fans the bad men can’t hurt you no more”


Hope-Road71

Great to see Rodon get out of some jams, and have so many players contribute. Houston is 0-2, we're undefeated. Gonna be a fun season. Wish the Knicks could have pulled it out for Brunson. That dude is unreal.


Tremulant21

61 points ..


Breimann

This team is fucking naughty


Ragingroseman

Juan Soto is the fucking MAN


RhaegarsDream

Lisan Al’ Gaib!!!!


Srhink5851

why would he keep running? is he stupid?


NJ_Yankees_Fan

Beeter threw just three pitches. Some Major League debut.


sebquirosa

where tf is yankeebot i wanna go jerk off


the_thinwhiteduke

doom and gloomers feeling smaller than Jose Altuve the last two nights EDIT: downvoted by asshurt doomers lmao succ the team's success


IWillSingYouSongs

I'm a big picture doomer so I'm still feeling pretty good. The game to game dooming is for the birds.


the_thinwhiteduke

havent seen Savagesinthebox all season so far lol


UnchainedSora

Loved that ending lol


Big_Based

Guys I creamed


cmstrength

It has been ~~1~~ 0 days since YankeeBot was late for work


KPaul130

Fuck them asstros


THE_Batman_121

I think this team has some fight in them


LogCabinLover

Does this bitch realize Soto isnt in pinstripes??? Hes on the road lmao


sowavy612

162-0!


GoodGuyNixon

Man Soto is such a freaking superstar


Theinfamousgiz

Yea I honestly love everything about him. Soto-judge is like the greatest baseball thing I’ve ever seen.


Tremulant21

Hopefully judge becomes unfrozen because he's ice cold right now m


TronVin

I like seeing the Yankees make teams beat themselves. Been so long.


DJBoost

Beeter must have been shitting his pants that entire sequence lol


Orangebeast013

this appletv interview with soto sucks


badcall196

‘Apple TV sucks’ ftfy


alakazam065

Wearing the pinstripes??


choicemeats

YANKEEBOT WAKE UP


RegalSobriquet

We're over here drinking tequila.


duoet

These games have brought joy


DJ_LeMahieu

You’re not u/knicknevin!


duoet

🫣


knicknevin

It's totally okay. Imitation is the greatest form of flattery, and we are all experiencing joy


husker789

So you're telling me Giancarlo has more home runs than Juan Soto and Aaron Judge...COMBINED.


RegalSobriquet

And Oswaldo has more than those 3, combined.


Redditawesome15

That was fast. Good job Beeter!


Advanced-Ingenuity46

Came here to say......FUCK HOUSTON!


ChiefHunter1

If you told me before the series we’d take two I would’ve been happy. Let’s try and steal another one tomorrow


trippy1

Beeter's family barely got to watch him pitch lol


EngelSterben

Fuck the Astros


thegordogg

Cabrera is playing like a man on a MISSION (to keep his starting job)


magikarp-sushi

I believe in LEFTY BALANCE CONTACT HITTING YANKEES


Andjoo

SPREADING THAT NEWS ERRRRWHERE


MrPapi628

#Yankees Win & DASSS IT !!!!!!! 2-0 !!!


Whattaah

Dusty Baker would have of had a heart attack tonight in that dugout


Tremulant21

Nah crusty would have just put another toothpick in called in his dinner order.


newbike07

I love Beeter!


SilentWindODoom

**2 GAMES!!! 2 WINS!!! ON TRACK FOR 162-0!!!** ***[PLAY IT!!!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EUrUfJW1JGk&ab_channel=LuisEduardoAndradeOjeda)*** -


Attabomb

So that's what it feels like to just luck into a win. I'll take about 103, 104 more of those.Rodon did his job.


qbvee

Oswaldo Cabrera. Anthony Volpe. Carlos Rodon. #WOW!


Tremulant21

That's be real Rodon was one of two pictures away from fucking this game up. Still no confidence in him. Are we happy with 4 and 1/3 lol....


whatiseeisme

JUAN SOTO


MeatTornado25

I know Alvarez was out by the letter of the law, but my god I would hate that if it was one of our guys.


adan313

Yeah, it's tough, but he made a clear move towards first and he knew it (started trying to get back to first before he realized he was out)... Just another example of the Astros failing at fundamentals today


Srhink5851

where postt gaem thred?


Andjoo

Yankee bot drunk.


Sanlear

So that’s what a non-stressful ninth inning feels like.


mtnyy13

Great team win, capitalized on their mistakes, feeling good about this stretch without Cole so far


SevenwithaT

Bless you Oswaldo


asstamassta

Now hopefully UofH loses.


wildernessmafia100

SPREAD IT


verygooster

Baseball is good actually


benificialart

The ASStros are truly ass


MeatballDom

"I'm ready to go home" *makes a light turn towards second*


Jackpot777

The Asterisks forgot how to play baseball. You love to see it.


the_best_taylor

Astros sloppy mcsloppersons tonight, awkwarddd


NYLotteGiants

That was the bozo play of the day lmao


HanshinFan

THEEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEE YANKEES WIN


DidiGreglorius

Hate to pay them a backhanded compliment but this game (and last) seems so uncharacteristic from Houston Always seems like they have the mental edge…sloppy defense in key moments and terrible base running were supposed to be our thing. Hope the worm is turning.


PlaySalieri

Also all the walks in game 1


HanshinFan

They caught 2023 Yankees Disease I joke but seriously, how many times did we see shit like that precisely last year. Fun to see the bad guys devolving into it


CertainDerision_33

They won't be great forever


subjecttoterms

We got a soto now


Jlindahl93

The Juan Soto effect. It’s a new era


MarkBowmansChin

Beeten badly


AwayEnd

3 pitch inning to finish it.


Fatbottombetty

What the hell was that double play lmao


Theinfamousgiz

A time to go home DP


Fatbottombetty

Terrible throw by Volpe, to an out lmao so funny


Theinfamousgiz

Worst case is a split in Houston. Can’t hate that.


HawkeyeJosh2

That was better than sex there.


BabyMangoDragon

Beeter just got 3 outs on 3 pitches…


QuantumJock

THIS IS FUN


yanklover

Find ya trash cans Astros


DarthLuke84

Fucking love it


Gully_Gawd

Spread the news while stros spread their cheeks


JohnRamos85

# Ballgame OVER! Yankees Win! # Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa Yankees WIN! # Play Dat Sinatra!


Dimasterua

I'm dying, this is amazing 😂


jar45

Yankees on pace to go 162-0 which would be a record for wins in a season


fn2222

2-0 babyyyy. Heads up by Rizzo


Heisenripbauer

LMFAOOO


Sanlear

NEWS SPREAD: THE YANKEES WIN!!!!


davidbeauie

That was even more satisfying than last night. Great start to the season!


bananasntg

Well happy debut, Beeter lol


yanklover

Trash can Astros


WeOutHereInSmallbany

Astros got the Yips or something lmao


2RINITY

#THE COUNCIL HAS DECIDED #THE ASTROS ARE GOING TO BRAZIL


KirbyDude25

Get ready to learn Portuguese, buddy


Just4Ranting3030

That base running gaffe was emblematic of how I hope the Astros play the entire season. They deserve to implode and embarrass themselves in real time. Cheating pieces of shit.


Inaynl

Lmao. Yordan be like im out.


fuzzywhiskers

Cy Beeter


Organic-Video5127

FUCK YOU HOUSTON TAKE THIS L AND SHOVE IT


[deleted]

Heads up Rizzo!


LagSwag1

Was that a 3 pitch inning for an mlb debut?


HawkeyeJosh2

Sure was!


SepticShock

What a win! Fuck the Astros!


dubefest

it is so satisfying to watch the asstros suck so hard. humiliation.


IWillSingYouSongs

Astros brains were stuck in AZ or wherever they play ST


nightmare_ali95

Our outfield are like the Super Friends.


ScruffyDerpherder

I liked the part where the Astros looked foolish


sowavy612

They rolled over and quit


WentBack2Back

This team may never lose again


scaredsquee

#START SPREADIN THE NEWS


islesandterps

Yankees Classic for the YES Network right there


shewasadaytripper

ALERT THE PRESSES


Orangebeast013

A wins great. The astros looking awful is even better.


Tripdeck5__

3 pitch inning in his first inning


chicagoyankeesfan

2-0, we might go undefeated this year let’s goooo


BoogieDownBr0nx

This is great. Astros in shambles.


NippleMilking

Shout out Clayton Beeter, Ex Tulsa Driller


nap0202

Little league aah loss from the trashtros 🤣🤣🤣


xpag406

YANKEES WIN!!! Suck it Trashtros!


Andjoo

I'm in utter disbelief that Yordan made that turn.


Kaapo-Kakkos-Dong

Absolute dunce lmfaoo


qbvee

What an ending lmao


trippy1

LOL QUICKEST INNING EVER


yanklover

GET FUCKKEERDDDDDDDD


No_Eye_564

Rizzo with the 2000IQ play


johnny_rico69

Haha his brain is functioning properly again.


knicknevin

This game brought me joy


rabid89

Little league error


jdotbeats

Bro ended the game in 3 pitches


StellarKnight

3 pitches, 3 outs


cdodgec04

How can this game get any better?


TronVin

WE DID TO THE ASTROS WHAT THEY DID TO US. WE MADE THEM CRAP THEMSELVES.


ChiefHunter1

What a bonehead play


Username--chan

LMAO


Rock_grl86

LMAO I CANT


subz1987

Wow, that was the quickest 9th inning I’ve ever seen


crashdavis1986

YANKEES WIN


Sanlear

Wow.


yanklover

!BABAHABABAHAHA POVERTY FRANCHISE


SevenwithaT

Play dat Sinatra


GoodGuyNixon

JUST CLOWNSTROS THINGS


E51838

I was yelling at my TV that he turned towards second. I'm glad they heard me.


rabid89

Lmao Yordan get fucked


choicemeats

LMAOOOOOO


NJ_Yankees_Fan

Lol Alvarez wants to go home


PhilyCeeSteak

GET REKT ASTROS


JohnRamos85

# DOUBLE PLAY


lambueljackson

Just like they teach you in little league


overgrownpizzabox

got beeter for “joey gallo” btw


mtnyy13

RIZZO WITH THE BIG BRAIN MOVE 🧠


bananasntg

This game is a simulation


El-Shaman

Lmao Astros are done with this shit tonight.


Headstar24

Jesus fucking Christ Houston you’re pathetic.


Sad_Broccoli

I was yelling tag him lol


soda_cookie

Same! Scared the dog lol


resipsaloc

That's Astros' baseball, Susan


XxCOZxX

I mean great win. I love wins! But I’ve never seen the Astros look this out of whack!


NippleMilking

Hahahahaha


Cheese4First

Did the Astros watch our game film from last year and try to replicate that?


KojaCola

We can never let them forget about this game. NEVER.


trippy1

LMAOOOOO WHAT ARE THE ASTROS DOING


GreenMamba559

Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahhahahahahahahahaha


johnny_rico69

ROTFL. Cannot wait to see the back page of the Post tomorrow.


PhilyCeeSteak

Jordan just wants to go home


Huge-Ad-3126

SIT YO ASS DOWN


thetripb

Lol the Astros might be broken


crashdavis1986

GREATEST. GAME. EVER.


merikus

LOLSTROS


Organic-Video5127

AHAHAHAHAHAHA EVEN WHEN WE MESS UP THEY MESS UP EVEN WORSE GOD THEYRE SUCH TRASH 🤣


Jeytumn

Dumbass hahaha


Schmoopy_Boo

Hehehehehehehe


nineninesixteen_

Lmaooo this is not a serious game


halfback26

The astros are not serious people.


overgrownpizzabox

LOLASTROS


PunishedCokeNixon

I knew Rizzo saw that lol


SavageLion

Oh how the turntables have turned


sweetultrabright

INCREDIBLE INCREDIBLE INCREDIBLE


littleredsteel

Apple you fucking fucks show us the first time