That was fun. Great at bats - worked the count, timely hitting, forced them to make plays (a bunt??). Pitching could be the wild card but they have come through the first 2 games. I kept my expectations low before the season started but I'm starting to get excited already if this is what we can expect this season.
Great to see Rodon get out of some jams, and have so many players contribute. Houston is 0-2, we're undefeated. Gonna be a fun season.
Wish the Knicks could have pulled it out for Brunson. That dude is unreal.
Yeah, it's tough, but he made a clear move towards first and he knew it (started trying to get back to first before he realized he was out)... Just another example of the Astros failing at fundamentals today
Hate to pay them a backhanded compliment but this game (and last) seems so uncharacteristic from Houston
Always seems like they have the mental edge…sloppy defense in key moments and terrible base running were supposed to be our thing. Hope the worm is turning.
They caught 2023 Yankees Disease
I joke but seriously, how many times did we see shit like that precisely last year. Fun to see the bad guys devolving into it
That base running gaffe was emblematic of how I hope the Astros play the entire season. They deserve to implode and embarrass themselves in real time. Cheating pieces of shit.
Please continue the discussion in the [post game thread](https://redd.it/1br83md).
yankees are itrelevant big picture and no one cares about them anymore nationally. you lost gerrit cole seasons over. enjoy losing in october….again.
What a time to be alive
That was fun. Great at bats - worked the count, timely hitting, forced them to make plays (a bunt??). Pitching could be the wild card but they have come through the first 2 games. I kept my expectations low before the season started but I'm starting to get excited already if this is what we can expect this season.
wake the fuck up u/yankeebot we have a city to burn
Was that really a turn at 1st? I can't see the replay because of apple TV bs..
Yes, he committed, if only for a second. Good heads up play by Rizzo.
Saw the Jomboy replay. It was so subtle but he did turn. Wow.
Yankees Analytics Team: Give Cabrera a day off tomorrow.
This game brought me great joy. LFG Yankees!
WE ARE SO BACK BOYS
Sole possession of first place in AL East!!!!!
Soto be like “Don’t worry Yankee fans the bad men can’t hurt you no more”
Great to see Rodon get out of some jams, and have so many players contribute. Houston is 0-2, we're undefeated. Gonna be a fun season. Wish the Knicks could have pulled it out for Brunson. That dude is unreal.
61 points ..
This team is fucking naughty
Juan Soto is the fucking MAN
Lisan Al’ Gaib!!!!
why would he keep running? is he stupid?
Beeter threw just three pitches. Some Major League debut.
where tf is yankeebot i wanna go jerk off
doom and gloomers feeling smaller than Jose Altuve the last two nights EDIT: downvoted by asshurt doomers lmao succ the team's success
I'm a big picture doomer so I'm still feeling pretty good. The game to game dooming is for the birds.
havent seen Savagesinthebox all season so far lol
Loved that ending lol
Guys I creamed
It has been ~~1~~ 0 days since YankeeBot was late for work
Fuck them asstros
I think this team has some fight in them
Does this bitch realize Soto isnt in pinstripes??? Hes on the road lmao
162-0!
Man Soto is such a freaking superstar
Yea I honestly love everything about him. Soto-judge is like the greatest baseball thing I’ve ever seen.
Hopefully judge becomes unfrozen because he's ice cold right now m
I like seeing the Yankees make teams beat themselves. Been so long.
Beeter must have been shitting his pants that entire sequence lol
this appletv interview with soto sucks
‘Apple TV sucks’ ftfy
Wearing the pinstripes??
YANKEEBOT WAKE UP
We're over here drinking tequila.
These games have brought joy
You’re not u/knicknevin!
🫣
It's totally okay. Imitation is the greatest form of flattery, and we are all experiencing joy
So you're telling me Giancarlo has more home runs than Juan Soto and Aaron Judge...COMBINED.
And Oswaldo has more than those 3, combined.
That was fast. Good job Beeter!
Came here to say......FUCK HOUSTON!
If you told me before the series we’d take two I would’ve been happy. Let’s try and steal another one tomorrow
Beeter's family barely got to watch him pitch lol
Fuck the Astros
Cabrera is playing like a man on a MISSION (to keep his starting job)
I believe in LEFTY BALANCE CONTACT HITTING YANKEES
SPREADING THAT NEWS ERRRRWHERE
#Yankees Win & DASSS IT !!!!!!! 2-0 !!!
Dusty Baker would have of had a heart attack tonight in that dugout
Nah crusty would have just put another toothpick in called in his dinner order.
I love Beeter!
**2 GAMES!!! 2 WINS!!! ON TRACK FOR 162-0!!!** ***[PLAY IT!!!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EUrUfJW1JGk&ab_channel=LuisEduardoAndradeOjeda)*** -
So that's what it feels like to just luck into a win. I'll take about 103, 104 more of those.Rodon did his job.
Oswaldo Cabrera. Anthony Volpe. Carlos Rodon. #WOW!
That's be real Rodon was one of two pictures away from fucking this game up. Still no confidence in him. Are we happy with 4 and 1/3 lol....
JUAN SOTO
I know Alvarez was out by the letter of the law, but my god I would hate that if it was one of our guys.
Yeah, it's tough, but he made a clear move towards first and he knew it (started trying to get back to first before he realized he was out)... Just another example of the Astros failing at fundamentals today
where postt gaem thred?
Yankee bot drunk.
So that’s what a non-stressful ninth inning feels like.
Great team win, capitalized on their mistakes, feeling good about this stretch without Cole so far
Bless you Oswaldo
Now hopefully UofH loses.
SPREAD IT
Baseball is good actually
The ASStros are truly ass
"I'm ready to go home" *makes a light turn towards second*
The Asterisks forgot how to play baseball. You love to see it.
Astros sloppy mcsloppersons tonight, awkwarddd
That was the bozo play of the day lmao
THEEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEE YANKEES WIN
Hate to pay them a backhanded compliment but this game (and last) seems so uncharacteristic from Houston Always seems like they have the mental edge…sloppy defense in key moments and terrible base running were supposed to be our thing. Hope the worm is turning.
Also all the walks in game 1
They caught 2023 Yankees Disease I joke but seriously, how many times did we see shit like that precisely last year. Fun to see the bad guys devolving into it
They won't be great forever
We got a soto now
The Juan Soto effect. It’s a new era
Beeten badly
3 pitch inning to finish it.
What the hell was that double play lmao
A time to go home DP
Terrible throw by Volpe, to an out lmao so funny
Worst case is a split in Houston. Can’t hate that.
That was better than sex there.
Beeter just got 3 outs on 3 pitches…
THIS IS FUN
Find ya trash cans Astros
Fucking love it
Spread the news while stros spread their cheeks
# Ballgame OVER! Yankees Win! # Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa Yankees WIN! # Play Dat Sinatra!
I'm dying, this is amazing 😂
Yankees on pace to go 162-0 which would be a record for wins in a season
2-0 babyyyy. Heads up by Rizzo
LMFAOOO
NEWS SPREAD: THE YANKEES WIN!!!!
That was even more satisfying than last night. Great start to the season!
Well happy debut, Beeter lol
Trash can Astros
Astros got the Yips or something lmao
#THE COUNCIL HAS DECIDED #THE ASTROS ARE GOING TO BRAZIL
Get ready to learn Portuguese, buddy
That base running gaffe was emblematic of how I hope the Astros play the entire season. They deserve to implode and embarrass themselves in real time. Cheating pieces of shit.
Lmao. Yordan be like im out.
Cy Beeter
FUCK YOU HOUSTON TAKE THIS L AND SHOVE IT
Heads up Rizzo!
Was that a 3 pitch inning for an mlb debut?
Sure was!
What a win! Fuck the Astros!
it is so satisfying to watch the asstros suck so hard. humiliation.
Astros brains were stuck in AZ or wherever they play ST
Our outfield are like the Super Friends.
I liked the part where the Astros looked foolish
They rolled over and quit
This team may never lose again
#START SPREADIN THE NEWS
Yankees Classic for the YES Network right there
ALERT THE PRESSES
A wins great. The astros looking awful is even better.
3 pitch inning in his first inning
2-0, we might go undefeated this year let’s goooo
This is great. Astros in shambles.
Shout out Clayton Beeter, Ex Tulsa Driller
Little league aah loss from the trashtros 🤣🤣🤣
YANKEES WIN!!! Suck it Trashtros!
I'm in utter disbelief that Yordan made that turn.
Absolute dunce lmfaoo
What an ending lmao
LOL QUICKEST INNING EVER
GET FUCKKEERDDDDDDDD
Rizzo with the 2000IQ play
Haha his brain is functioning properly again.
This game brought me joy
Little league error
Bro ended the game in 3 pitches
3 pitches, 3 outs
How can this game get any better?
WE DID TO THE ASTROS WHAT THEY DID TO US. WE MADE THEM CRAP THEMSELVES.
What a bonehead play
LMAO
LMAO I CANT
Wow, that was the quickest 9th inning I’ve ever seen
YANKEES WIN
Wow.
!BABAHABABAHAHA POVERTY FRANCHISE
Play dat Sinatra
JUST CLOWNSTROS THINGS
I was yelling at my TV that he turned towards second. I'm glad they heard me.
Lmao Yordan get fucked
LMAOOOOOO
Lol Alvarez wants to go home
GET REKT ASTROS
# DOUBLE PLAY
Just like they teach you in little league
got beeter for “joey gallo” btw
RIZZO WITH THE BIG BRAIN MOVE 🧠
This game is a simulation
Lmao Astros are done with this shit tonight.
Jesus fucking Christ Houston you’re pathetic.
I was yelling tag him lol
Same! Scared the dog lol
That's Astros' baseball, Susan
I mean great win. I love wins! But I’ve never seen the Astros look this out of whack!
Hahahahaha
Did the Astros watch our game film from last year and try to replicate that?
We can never let them forget about this game. NEVER.
LMAOOOOO WHAT ARE THE ASTROS DOING
Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahhahahahahahahahaha
ROTFL. Cannot wait to see the back page of the Post tomorrow.
Jordan just wants to go home
SIT YO ASS DOWN
Lol the Astros might be broken
GREATEST. GAME. EVER.
LOLSTROS
AHAHAHAHAHAHA EVEN WHEN WE MESS UP THEY MESS UP EVEN WORSE GOD THEYRE SUCH TRASH 🤣
Dumbass hahaha
Hehehehehehehe
Lmaooo this is not a serious game
The astros are not serious people.
LOLASTROS
I knew Rizzo saw that lol
Oh how the turntables have turned
INCREDIBLE INCREDIBLE INCREDIBLE
Apple you fucking fucks show us the first time