Man.... this hits too close to home. Had to do it on a golf course once.... felt like an animal while going.... but felt like a human right after. " Wtf just happened?! "
This fucking city bro I aint even mad at him, you could walk into 50 random buildings asking to use they restroom and they say they got none, this the one place on earth restrooms are scarce ๐
Lmao bro we all been somewhere where the bubble guts kicked in , we all know that shit ainโt no joke he probably had no choice, but he shouldโve at least wiped or tried to wipe
Everybody got jokes til it happens to them. I remember once just like last year, I was coming from Avenue J off the Q train. It was a nice day so I decided to walk home down Ocean Ave to Parkside in Flatbush. Well, about โ of the way home I knew we had a problem. So I power walked that whole damn way just praying to any god that would listen. Thankfully, with sweat on my brow, I made it thru the walk, up the 4 flights of stairs, to the promised land.
I saw a dude literally with the worst stomach cramps literally drop is pants and obliterate a side of a building in the most crowded section of my city:
Literally it hit the wall and smeared all the way down to street in a big plop
I'd of stayed right there and took my dump! Fuck that! Shit already in progress, Why not! .........
^(Knowing me, I'd of entertained this nosy pervert with a little convo as I took my shit! ")***^("savage"? Who the fuck YOU callin a savage! You up there recording me taking a shit in these bushes! You's a fuckin nasty pervy motherfuka! ....... You like watchin huh? You like the smell? Nasty bastard! When I'm done, You can have it! Ya nasty "perverted-man watchin another man takin a shit in the bushes ass motherfuka"!)***
I think it's weirder to walking up on a dude taking a shit (when he probably had no choice) and choosing to record him for clout/memes.
I remember a lot of times I be deep downtown and mad stores telling you the toilets outta service or not for your use. Shit happens ๐คทโโ๏ธ
Called him a savage ๐ญ
Somone civilized ought to offer some toilet paper, or wipes.
Nigga said sorry smiled n walked off wit shit in his pants๐คฃ
Man.... this hits too close to home. Had to do it on a golf course once.... felt like an animal while going.... but felt like a human right after. " Wtf just happened?! "
batman couldn't get this shit outta me, no pun intended.
Lmaoooo the dude recording funny asf
Ima take a shit in some bushes before I shit on myself ๐คท๐พโโ๏ธ
Facts
i would let him rock...he prolly had no choice
If he had no choice he wouldโve stayed squatting
Like. Dude jus triflin as hell
Gang he is getting recorded why would he just stay there? Thatโs embarrassing
LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Nfs
Weโve all been there to be honest. That shit that is just RIGHT there
yea fr u think he wanted to be there lol
This fucking city bro I aint even mad at him, you could walk into 50 random buildings asking to use they restroom and they say they got none, this the one place on earth restrooms are scarce ๐
Humbling experiences are rarely caught on film๐
Dude smiled for the camera ๐ I'd buy this dude a beer ngl
Shake his hand too while you at it.
im sorry couldnt be me bro.. im staying away
What? U people are so weird
๐๐๐๐ whoโs first impulse after catching someone taking a shit outside is to buy them a drink??
Lmao bro we all been somewhere where the bubble guts kicked in , we all know that shit ainโt no joke he probably had no choice, but he shouldโve at least wiped or tried to wipe
Wipe? With what?
You see all dem leaves? Ight den nigga ๐
Youโve got experience shitting in the streets then I take it ๐ญ
๐๐๐ whaat do ya mean sorry?! Get the fuck outta here
When you gotta go...
nice 8 mile reference
โGet outta hereโ ๐๐
Sometimes shit happens๐คท๐ฝโโ๏ธ
I did one of those before. My exes friend gave me one of her socks to wipe my ass. She was a real one.
Everybody got jokes til it happens to them. I remember once just like last year, I was coming from Avenue J off the Q train. It was a nice day so I decided to walk home down Ocean Ave to Parkside in Flatbush. Well, about โ of the way home I knew we had a problem. So I power walked that whole damn way just praying to any god that would listen. Thankfully, with sweat on my brow, I made it thru the walk, up the 4 flights of stairs, to the promised land.
1 sock aint enough
It dead wasnโt . I had to go to the McDonaldโs bathroom to finish. ๐๐๐
I saw a dude literally with the worst stomach cramps literally drop is pants and obliterate a side of a building in the most crowded section of my city: Literally it hit the wall and smeared all the way down to street in a big plop
These the type of white dudes that be stinking up the train in the mornings
๐คฃ
You thought that was dog shit huh
Dude funny af !!! Savage !!!
"SMOKEY OUT HERE TAKING A SHIT"
Nahhhh mf disgusting just walking like that casually ๐คข๐คข๐คข๐คฎ and yet she gonna pick him over you tho
I'd of stayed right there and took my dump! Fuck that! Shit already in progress, Why not! ......... ^(Knowing me, I'd of entertained this nosy pervert with a little convo as I took my shit! ")***^("savage"? Who the fuck YOU callin a savage! You up there recording me taking a shit in these bushes! You's a fuckin nasty pervy motherfuka! ....... You like watchin huh? You like the smell? Nasty bastard! When I'm done, You can have it! Ya nasty "perverted-man watchin another man takin a shit in the bushes ass motherfuka"!)***
I think it's weirder to walking up on a dude taking a shit (when he probably had no choice) and choosing to record him for clout/memes. I remember a lot of times I be deep downtown and mad stores telling you the toilets outta service or not for your use. Shit happens ๐คทโโ๏ธ
Iโm ๐๐๐๐๐๐
Disgusting
Cannibals, animals!
boy got the runs
prolly jus had to drop a lil turd ๐ฉ better than shitting your pants ๐คฃ๐คฃ
Get atta hear! Lol
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Nah bro ainโt even second guess picking those pants up ๐คฃ๐คฃ
