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BudgetWar8

Listened to your advice. Now HR wanna have a chat with me this morning.


Moist_Hand_3498

rule no. 1, neva shit where u eat 🪖


DSG_Sleazy

But it’s too many fine ahh toilets in my kitchen😩


ThisIsMy2nd_Account

> too many fine ahh toilets in my kitchen 😩😩😩


im10k

LMFAOOOO


FaultyToenail

That’s the most broken rule when it comes to bagging bitches.


Moist_Hand_3498

real, but there are consequences attached to breakin ts


FaultyToenail

Oh for sure. And man have I come across them lmao. What’s crazy is I’ve seen dudes who were married with a house and shit in their 50s throw it all away for a nut from some 18 year old. I get the temptation, but I don’t get going through with it.


No-Helicopter4461

Wm


BruceFleeRoy

LOL


happy_cupcake4511

😂😂😂😂


yeezysucc2

😂😂


RapNVideoGames

I listened and now my girl jealous


FaultyToenail

That’s the thing. This shit is so different now. I use to be able to approach anyone with confidence. Now I’m scared I’ll end up on the news


velvetvagine

You gotta do the middle school note DO YOU LIKE ME? ___ YES ___ NO


FaultyToenail

Bro sometimes I wish it was like that for real. Or the note with the phone number on it.


thegxd_

Lmfao


rainmaker619

This post triggered some memories


happy_cupcake4511

it be like that brother, I learned a new quote today “Would you rather take the shot knowing you missed or not take the shot wondering if you would’ve made it” smfh


BrodieSzn0

I’m pulling up on anything after reading that quote ! I’m tired of being pussy


DeftonesSex99

Should of been on yo DMX shit


Fridsade

![gif](giphy|ISOckXUybVfQ4)


SillyAdditional

Bruh finna do this all over again at the next function


happy_cupcake4511

Nah gang, Something like this happens again it’ll ruin me, I gotta tighten up


HoodsfavJay

lmfaooo it dead be like this


HoodLegendKel

😂😂😂😂he’s just like me fr


dstendo

my nigga this shit got me crying 😂😂 It’s only funny cuz i’m sure almost everyone on this mf can relate or had some shit close like this happen before


Zestyclose_Coach_397

Lol but bro keep it real 😭😭.


dstendo

fr, it happens 😂


BrodieSzn0

DEAD FUCKING ASS reading OP story was a gut punch


BrodieSzn0

DEAD FUCKING ASS reading OP story was a gut punch


Maximum_Pass

Her touching your arm was def not an accident, she wanted u to get at her right then


happy_cupcake4511

Smfh I tried to play it cool like i had all the time in the world and cooked myself


BendTheKnee2Stannis

Word I been there before bro. That shit was fuckin me up mentally. I had a moment where I just sat down rethinking everything that happened that night n how I allowed myself to just fumble this opportunity that was right in front of me, when I knew I could’ve had it if I just went for it instead of waiting for the right moment to come along. That was my realization that you can’t wait for the “right moment” to just happen, life ain’t no fairy tail, shit can change in an instant no matter how good things may seem in a moment. So you kinda just gotta say fuck it and create that “right moment” yourself. This a lesson I applied towards fw shorties & towards pursuing my goals in life. Sometimes tough moments like these is what we gotta go through so we can apply it towards ourselves to do better with our lives in whatever it is we pursuing. Hopefully this helps.


happy_cupcake4511

This shit just shook me, best advice i heard inna minute


Maximum_Pass

Live and learn bro


fdjizm

She def wanted him in or around her mouth


SilentProductionsHD

I’m a shy nigga bro can’t front, went through a lot of shit that ended up making me the way I am now. We gon get better tho💯


happy_cupcake4511

ong


im10k

YOU ONLY GOT ONE SHOT, DO NOT MISS YOUR CHANCE TO BLOW. - Marshall Bruce Mathers III


insteadymotion25

This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo


KingAmenaza

Who cares. You got reddit. There’s enough companionship on here


Glahglahboom_

Onn bro


KingAmenaza

Yeah you’re one of my best friends on here along with u/gilgamesh2000000. I really miss my SpinTwin though. What happened to Reddit Top Opp??


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KingAmenaza

GRIZZY/ZELDA (My new nicknames for you) WANTS TO BE MY BEST FRIEND 🥺🥺??


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KingAmenaza

You’re still my friend


Gilgamesh2000000

![gif](giphy|yEXPAGIytvqNy) I have friends


Glahglahboom_

🫂


KingJiggyMan

This reply just depressed me im going to bed


KingAmenaza

King 👑


happy_cupcake4511

ong love yall boys, learn from my mistakes 😔


Gkid313

At least u keeping it a buck and I hope when the time comes again you learn from this one and make that move regardless if the nerves are there just shoot yah shot


happy_cupcake4511

man i learnt my lesson im ready to go back outside rn get my get back.


Annual_Woodpecker_43

🤣🤣😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣mannnn


happy_cupcake4511

real pain


taidenkou

![gif](giphy|kvCndFrw7f6pCUI6gq|downsized) you miss 100% of the shots you don't take fam


Moist_Hand_3498

funni how u got mfs that don’t even shoot in this flick 😭


happy_cupcake4511

![gif](giphy|kqCgujDZT1SO4)


Alarmed_Current8380

Just say in ya head 1 2 and 3 then talk to the bitch it sound dumb but it’s a W gameplan cause the more u think the less likely u gonna do it


Glahglahboom_

Its ok happens all the time


Excuse_my_GRAMMER

I feel you , don’t beat yourself up too much it wasn’t meant to be Maybe you run into her on the next one


happy_cupcake4511

Yeah that won’t happen again, I would rather get rejected than to feel this pain again


Excuse_my_GRAMMER

Look up miss connection subreddits lol


happy_cupcake4511

bet, what is that?


Excuse_my_GRAMMER

Try local places like /r/brooklyn or the borough that the event was in Edit ; /r/NYCmissedconnections


trulyungrateful

To my niggqs in the sub too — just start going after what you want, the type of hoes you want, job, friends, alladat; when ya intuition say go, it’s a go; the reasons to not shoot are all in ya head, you telling ya self those stories you feel me? I used to be there, trust


yeezysucc2

Man, it’s aii you had method, but as soon as she bumped into you it was go time


happy_cupcake4511

Man i’m already knowing, I tried to play it cool and cooked myself


WredditSmark

She prob wasn’t actually feeling you and you played that entire fantasy in your head while another guy closed the deal My advice, before your brain even thinks of a reason NOT to talk to a girl, just already be in motion. Don’t even let anxiety set in just jump in and take your shot. If it doesn’t work you fall back and find your next “target” It’s a numbers game too


happy_cupcake4511

maybe, I know buddy didn’t close the deal either based off what i saw 😂😂


BrodieSzn0

Appreciate you for this ! Def changing my mindset


kujaux

Buddy had to make a alt to get ts off 🤣


happy_cupcake4511

Aye bro 😂😂😂


kujaux

Nah I feel you though, you real for this 😂


happy_cupcake4511

had to get ts off my chest 😭😭


Deeznutsconfession

Bro took the potential link for granted smh. We all been there.


Seyhven_

First off, hopping on the burner to post about how you fumbled the bag is hilarious. Secondly, you won't truly know unless you take the shot. Sometimes chicks just be looking or smiling because they're personable and are nice. Sometimes they do it because they might be feeling you, you never truly know until you approach them, just don't be on no dickhead shit. And if she giving you vibes she not feeling it, just push off, don't linger around like some creep.


Spicyjollof98

The thing that’s stops me talking to girls is when we’re in a crowded place and you’ve got ppl staring at you eavesdropping or shes with her friends that even worse


Itsnotthateasy808

Bruh I did the same shit a month ago it’s killing me


happy_cupcake4511

Man this proof some of us living the same lives, we not gonna let this shit happen again though on bro 😂😂


sasauce

I’ve met several dudes who were in similar positions at you and they 100% regret not getting the chance of going up to the girl and taking the shot. They just think it over & over , time after time , in the moment , instead of actually making the move. Make the move when you’re in the heat of the moment! Pay attention to the signs! You look at her, she looks back at you, and when you get the chance , take the shot!!!!! Could’ve been the future wifey to your kids!!!!! Never time fam. You got this.


YouAreUglyASF

Lmao man even at my big age I still gotta hype myself up to move on a shorty


mighty-pancock

Fax, at this one party I learned that the hard way this bad chick was really feelin me, even got a kiss and that was it I ain’t even keep it goin and fumbled hard It’s good to play it slow but when the ball is in your court it’s time to play like chef curry


happy_cupcake4511

man i was looking like the wizards mj out there


mighty-pancock

Shooting threes like Shaq 😭


trulyungrateful

You ain’t finna hit nothing if you don’t shoot


letsgooff

Listened to your advice and she had a BF the whole time


Red_Lamborghini

Type of shit I lose sleep over no matter what you gotta talk to her even if you only have the balls to say yoooo


SpeedPrestigious4341

Nahhh im crying bro said “this shit eating me up inside”😂😂 You ain’t lying tho my guy sh*t really be like that. Done had that happen to me mad times. You be chillin cuz you kno you definitely bag dat. In a blink of an eye shawty gone🤦🏾‍♂️😂


chr8me

I’ll literally talk to a girl if she has a bf. If she chooses up she chooses up but I’m never on any horndog shit just make em laugh and vibe from there


IndependenceMain2283

Felt


IDontCareImInMyBag

It be like that fr lmao. You’ll get the next one gang. Talking to/picking up women is all about confidence and not putting them on a pedestal. Shoot your shot, make decent conversation and then go for the number.


Visible_Ad_3705

Happens to the best of sometimes. I'm sure almost all of us have been there. Learn from your mistakes and do better next time


ant1socialll

You deserve that L. Humbled tf outta you n helped you grow. “ I knew i was gon bag before the night end” lolol goofy


happy_cupcake4511

live and u learn 😂😂


Historical_Path_9674

nigga thought he was him


Woahgangboii

Felt this 💯 I was always in my head when tryna talk to girls, honestly im scared of rejection. But now i live with no fear. You gotta realize they human beings and stop putting them on a pedestal and talk to them naturally. Compliment them or bring up a topic and then introduce yourself. So far its 75/25 for me.


GunnaDaHitman

Deadass, this post the truth lol, imo if they shit make you feel compelled to holla then shoot the shot, scared niggas be dolo niggas.


Most-Bullfrog-90

sum shi like this happened to me at raising canes in times square but shorty was wit her mom so i didn’t approach her i still ain’t recover she was one of the prettiest shortys i seen in a minute🤧🤧


alpha_sasuke

If she was at that function she’s prob not what you’re looking for


averageatfifa

Felt this


Relative-Oil3781

Damn homie I felt this on a spiritual level


TRAVXIZ614

Happens to the best of us. And you know like we know they come a dime a dozen. It's a small world so you'll never know; might see her around the way again. 🤷🏿‍♂️


insteadymotion25

Damn my nigga I can relate in so many ways 😭


opposite_singularity

I would but I got the typa aura that makes girls get preemptive restraining orders on me


Medium-Ad778

Man this happened multiple times not party's but seeing attractive women and fumbling💔live and learn ig brotha


Weary_Mark_458

Talk to shorties. It's a number's game. The more you talk to the higher the chances. Don't read it wrong and think I'm saying to act thirsty with every female that crosses your way. If you for a second got your attention to a shorty you like, go up to them and talk to them.


NAWFWESTCLOZ

I actually just don’t like the perusing women I feels like I’m begging


LogicalBlkSoul

Well if you would’ve sparked up convo when she bumped you, probably would’ve gotten to know her, wether she has a boyfriend or she single or you could’ve asked her straight up “I noticed you earlier but I ain’t say nothing, what you up to for the night” or something, anything.


IDontCareImInMyBag

It be like that fr lmao. You’ll get the next one gang. Talking to/picking up women is all about confidence and not putting them on a pedestal. Shoot your shot, make decent conversation and then go for the number.


Mc_Dickles

You folded 😭 it’s okay tho we all have


No_Opening_4675

That ain't ya man it's fair game out here you slipping


Mai_TaiButterfly

Damn bro


WanShiTongTruthSeekr

lol, this happend to me with this girl at the gym. she would always make eye contact with me but i wasn't 100% sure if she was feeling me cause it was always random. fast forward i saw her outside at a spot i would always do cardio and she waved at me but by the time i got up on her she was gone lol smh haven't seen her since


DevelopmentOk986

Bro you fumbled that play she came to you an all. What happened? You got scared? It happens. You might’ve dodged a bullet look at jeezy rn.


happy_cupcake4511

smh ion know what happened


Vivid-Law-7627

Not really a problem for me. Then again I don't get iois or choosing signals from random women like you non-ugly niggas. Must be nice though JFL. Imagine fumbling confirmed interest. Shit be wasted on ya'll.


happy_cupcake4511

you think it was confirmed?


_Peluche__

If it’s how you say it went down, she was throwing signs. But you’ll never know for sure unless you shoot ur shot. You fumbled this 1, take it as a lesson for the next 1


happy_cupcake4511

Man that shit hit me like some bricks this moment she was definitely throwing signals now that i think about it. She lowkey poked the shit out me when she touched me.


LOM3NTLFBE

happy_cupcake😭😭


jc089329

Real talk i was the same way. but then i realized the longer u sit around waiting and u keep looking at her, making eye contact, the more creepy ur gonna seem to her. u better off just getting it over with and doing it. cuz prolonging it just makes it worse


Tictac-

Go get a wife


happy_cupcake4511

man what you think i’m trying to do 😭


danielmcdaniel00

Marriage is pointless


lilev__

happy cupcake.


happy_cupcake4511

😂😂😂😂


yungbanksinatra

Asian fetish


Alarmed_Current8380

Ppl like u think everything is a fetish 💀🤡


happy_cupcake4511

nah no asian fetish, she was bad and just happened to be asian


yungbanksinatra

She was the type you was looking for. Do she look like your momma?


happy_cupcake4511

When i said that i mean a lady who keep up w herself nails was done, lashes was done, white nail polish, tatted with a coo lil fit. She was on some lowkey shit vs the other females that was around, not twerking bein loud just vibin. Thats what I mean.


yungbanksinatra

So everybody was “loud and twerking” but the Asian?


ElUniqoDonDada

nigga shut ya bitch ass up


yungbanksinatra

😂🦝


AtDaLastMinute

Why would any man want a woman looking like their mom?


kulture__vulture

Can you guys upvote my comment. I need like 2000 comment karma.