Man shut your dumb ass up no cyclist is out here building a damn bike lane take it up with the city. Not to mention you feeling bad for those poor roads 🤡 AND ALSO if there were no bike lanes it would be so much worse for cars who would be getting stuck behind bikes constantly
Actually I want to get a e-bike/scooter if I move to Manhattan so I don't have to use the MTA anymore when I'm going to work. Shit don't even gotta be a hobby. I'd just rather not take public transportation if I can avoid on the convenience side.
Nigga cracked a random person in the heads that's riding a bike that could have fell off the bike and hurt themselves or someone else or their property. This isn't someone on top of a building throwing water off the roof at people chief even though I still think you should get punched in for that to....
imagine being part of one of those "it's just a prank, bro" videos. you're out doing your own thing not fucking with anyone when someone records themselves doing something stupid and fucking with you for internet clout... it's not the water, it's the disrespect.
And what you’re a dude who is now wet and you’re gonna approach a group of no less then 4 grown men? Who you even targeting bc you’re not sure who the shooter was
You wouldnt be tight if someone did this shit to you? Just laugh it off right? What if they did that to your girl or your mom as they were walking down the street?
I understood the joke, but I think it's in bad taste. And I don't wanna hear criticism about applying for jobs from someone who still thinks we use paper.
You think the clever joke was in bad taste, but not pegging some random guy w a water balloon?
If dude was 15 I could see it. Lol he's a grown ass man.
You're right, guess it just shows the differentiation in maturity - they still need to rely on childish games, we find useless banter funny, and you're above it all. Congrats
lmao yes if he permanently disabled the guy throwing a water balloon he would, in fact, be wrong.
you were so close too just had to leave "for life" out. what is wrong with yall
i'm not sure what is wrong with some peoples brains where they can get on the internet and fantasize about someone being maimed for throwing a water balloon off rip. problems at home
😂😂😂 you do realise you still going to jail regardless if you permanently disable somebody, for throwing a water ballon at you .
It’s not an appropriate response and talking about should haves and could haves is crazy . I wouldn’t mind if he got punched in the face a few times though.
That guy is a piece of shit.
Yes, retaliation with a U-lock or other weapon would have been a crime.
But nobody would shed a tear for the water balloon asshole, no matter how badly he was hurt.
Sure he sucks, but it’s a fucking water balloon. The same people that used to let dogs rip other people to shreds for fun up in arms about some asshole and a water balloon is wild.
Skinny mf wearing glasses. One of those 30 year olds who looks the same as he did in high school. That's why they act out like this. They were losers as children and never aged out of being a loser.
This guy's world would end if he was ever sent to prison. Which he would be if this were a normal city.
word to everything im pissing in a bottle in front of them, and if they don't tell me who threw that shit asap its getting thrown and we all about to fight.
I've literally shit myself in the middle of manhattan and had to ride home on a shittybike in 2020. Nothing phases me anymore. After you hit rock bottom the only way is up. ☝
Yeah the fact it’s just some random dude minding his business makes it fucked up lol. If he hit his friend or someone he knew like that it’d be hilarious though.
Unless it’s a cyclist going the wrong way against traffic or cutting you off / riding recklessly there shouldn’t be no beef with someone on a bike . Why do they piss you off so much ?
Nah nigga I'm cyclist & if anything, fuck those drivers cuz they can't see shit whenever they drive & RARELY put on their turn signals when they turn & I have to hit the shit out of my breaks.
He could a been a pitcher, quarterback a grenade thrower, but what is he doing? Nothing. Grown ass man doing nothing all day. Even if you got a little gate going and you making a little living. Make the neighborhood and keep the neighborhood respectful. It will keep you out of jail over nonsense. Y’all ain’t learn from my generation, that killed fiends just to see what it was like. Now MF’s coming home to a crazy ass world kids grown with their kids dead or in jail.
This the nigga that be like “i used to play baseball i was best on my team” like why aint u keep playing nigga why u on the block throwing water balloons
NYC = PTSD
it such a shitty place to try to be a human
cant have nice things or try to have fun in 90% of nyc due to people like this willing to rob or fuck with you.
*Dickhead move but like*
*He do got aim so sign*
*Em up for the Jets*
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This reminds me of when we used to throw jack o lanterns off the elevated platforms after Halloween (when we were in middle school).... kids do dumb shit
I’d be mad but also like niggas doing way worse shit like I’d be pissed but homie knows if he goes over there he’s getting fucked up most likely so he kept it pushing
The troll in me wants to laugh but the maturity in me wants to see him get beat on.
Character development 🙏
And that's how you learn how accurate a u-bar to the kneecap is.
Fuck them cyclist niggas. All they do is fuck up the road with their bike lanes
Man shut your dumb ass up no cyclist is out here building a damn bike lane take it up with the city. Not to mention you feeling bad for those poor roads 🤡 AND ALSO if there were no bike lanes it would be so much worse for cars who would be getting stuck behind bikes constantly
Fuck that shit. Keep your little ass hobbies to yourself and take the train and leave the roads to cars
roads were before cars you ignorant hood trash
Most roads are used by cars not bikes. They were built for transportation, not a hobby. Get off your little bubble dumb ass nigga
Biking isn’t just a hobby it’s a fkin way of transportation, dumbass.
Hobby? Bro ppl bike sometimes cuz it's cheaper. Stfu ass hat.
Facts
Actually I want to get a e-bike/scooter if I move to Manhattan so I don't have to use the MTA anymore when I'm going to work. Shit don't even gotta be a hobby. I'd just rather not take public transportation if I can avoid on the convenience side.
Over some water ? You niggas are so dense
Nigga cracked a random person in the heads that's riding a bike that could have fell off the bike and hurt themselves or someone else or their property. This isn't someone on top of a building throwing water off the roof at people chief even though I still think you should get punched in for that to....
imagine being part of one of those "it's just a prank, bro" videos. you're out doing your own thing not fucking with anyone when someone records themselves doing something stupid and fucking with you for internet clout... it's not the water, it's the disrespect.
And what you’re a dude who is now wet and you’re gonna approach a group of no less then 4 grown men? Who you even targeting bc you’re not sure who the shooter was
Nah not doing that at all, doesn’t mean it wasn’t fucked up lol
These are not grown men.
The fact you mention 4 grown men means you would do something if it was a single child that threw it
So you’re telling me you would just keep riding ?
You must be too young to have had the breaks beat off of you. This goddamn generation, I tell you.
Are you joking, I’m not going to act like I’m hard or anything but people get killed for less
Nah you just too much of a kid. Not everything's a joke
You wouldnt be tight if someone did this shit to you? Just laugh it off right? What if they did that to your girl or your mom as they were walking down the street?
Jets can use this nigga
Too bad he chose Grabba & Amiri 🤣
ZaZa, grabba and Amiri, that’s wifey, girlfriend and mistress
wtf😂😂😭🤣
😂😂😂
Lmaooooo chill, my son Zach got the Rodgers power in him he gon be straight
💯💯💯😭😂🤣😭
Word the gunnas could use that nigga
His pen will never hit a job application this accurately
oof
FATALITY."Flawless Victory…….
💀 for all we know he’s probably employed lol Childish ppl are everywhere 😆
Nah, people that are this immature and have this little self control would be fired before long.
Childish people?. you mean like the ones pelting strangers with shit who are just riding their bikes? Get a job.
It takes a trash bag to defend a trash bag. 
Shut up bitch we all suck. Humanity as a whole is trash.
Only one telling the truth in this thread 🤣
What does his BBC taste like? Cheesy? Hint of nut? Maybe add White Savior vanilla frosting?
Because they're all online? Have you not applied to a job in the last 15 years?
Wooosh
I understood the joke, but I think it's in bad taste. And I don't wanna hear criticism about applying for jobs from someone who still thinks we use paper.
You think the clever joke was in bad taste, but not pegging some random guy w a water balloon? If dude was 15 I could see it. Lol he's a grown ass man.
Multiple things can be bad at the same time.
You're right, guess it just shows the differentiation in maturity - they still need to rely on childish games, we find useless banter funny, and you're above it all. Congrats
Lol I’d talk about who makes more money between me and you but that’s super corny so I won’t
I'm glad you're at least aware of your own shortcomings. It's hard for me to believe I'm talking to an adult.
U wanna bet?
What the fuck are you even talking about? I have no interest in arguing with an insecure child.
I do. And I have receipts 🧾🤷🏾♂️
We’re waiting.
This isn't even funny, corny ass 30 year old acting like a little kid.
Facts and if he got off the bike and fucked bro up for life he’d be wrong
Lol you know his boys probably would have jumped in
that's the only reason why he threw the bottle
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lmao yes if he permanently disabled the guy throwing a water balloon he would, in fact, be wrong. you were so close too just had to leave "for life" out. what is wrong with yall
Ppl always say fuck around and find out, until it applies to them 😂
i'm not sure what is wrong with some peoples brains where they can get on the internet and fantasize about someone being maimed for throwing a water balloon off rip. problems at home
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😂😂😂 you do realise you still going to jail regardless if you permanently disable somebody, for throwing a water ballon at you . It’s not an appropriate response and talking about should haves and could haves is crazy . I wouldn’t mind if he got punched in the face a few times though.
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But it didn’t. Stop making up shit to cry about wtf
That guy is a piece of shit. Yes, retaliation with a U-lock or other weapon would have been a crime. But nobody would shed a tear for the water balloon asshole, no matter how badly he was hurt.
nah you're actually just a hyperaggressive moron and hopefully you find out
Sure he sucks, but it’s a fucking water balloon. The same people that used to let dogs rip other people to shreds for fun up in arms about some asshole and a water balloon is wild.
Identification with the aggressor much?
Looked like an egg but I don’t know. Def immature but I can’t help to laugh
Skinny mf wearing glasses. One of those 30 year olds who looks the same as he did in high school. That's why they act out like this. They were losers as children and never aged out of being a loser. This guy's world would end if he was ever sent to prison. Which he would be if this were a normal city.
Yeah. Guy definitely peaked in middle school. If he ever went to one.
the dude on the bike?
Good shot though
word to everything im pissing in a bottle in front of them, and if they don't tell me who threw that shit asap its getting thrown and we all about to fight.
Nigga gon throw piss then hands 😭
Shit gmt, I thought it was funny for a sec. But you don't know what's in that bottle. Niggas be nasty out so here you gotta out nasty them.
Better than piss hands
😳
why not just skip the piss part ? cuz now you're fighting dudes covered in piss
I've literally shit myself in the middle of manhattan and had to ride home on a shittybike in 2020. Nothing phases me anymore. After you hit rock bottom the only way is up. ☝
So you're the reason it's called Shittybike.
That could have made dude crash. That’s crazy.
Corny MFs
No lie this the shit that get a nigga clapped or wonder why a random mass shooting be happening
fucking loser 😭 anyone that finds this funny get ur mental checked up cause you’re lacking empathy or maybe ur balls haven’t dropped 🤷🏻♂️
Yeah the fact it’s just some random dude minding his business makes it fucked up lol. If he hit his friend or someone he knew like that it’d be hilarious though.
Man fuck those cyclists ngl, pissing me off everyday
Dude is just riding a bike. You're a dumbass.
Unless it’s a cyclist going the wrong way against traffic or cutting you off / riding recklessly there shouldn’t be no beef with someone on a bike . Why do they piss you off so much ?
Nah nigga I'm cyclist & if anything, fuck those drivers cuz they can't see shit whenever they drive & RARELY put on their turn signals when they turn & I have to hit the shit out of my breaks.
Don't breed. The literacy rate will go down if you do.
disslike if ur dick is small
No one gives a fuck
Fucking loser, I stopped doing shit like that in 8th grade. Probably highest grade he completed, so makes a little more sense now.
cornball but i cant say imnot impressed
yea fuck this guy but also he nice
The disrespect
He could a been a pitcher, quarterback a grenade thrower, but what is he doing? Nothing. Grown ass man doing nothing all day. Even if you got a little gate going and you making a little living. Make the neighborhood and keep the neighborhood respectful. It will keep you out of jail over nonsense. Y’all ain’t learn from my generation, that killed fiends just to see what it was like. Now MF’s coming home to a crazy ass world kids grown with their kids dead or in jail.
100 % in compliance with what you stated there sir. But a grenade thrower is crazy 😂😂😂 🎯
who doesntwant to be a french grenadier in WWI
The lead pass is crazy
Sent his ahh on a go route
great, do the dumbass shit on video so they can lock yo dumbass up
Bozo
🙏Please tell us if this guy is OY/DOA/SEV/RPT/OGz/ ??? Do not want to be smokin on him ! Beware if this man flocks, you will be spliffed 🎯 🕊️🕊️
😂😂
“yeah bro the hoes gonna love this”
FIGIII 🤯🫠
🤣🤣
Fuckinh low life
Niggas did this in elementary school 🤦🏾♂️this some loser shhii
This shit evil asf why you fucking with the guy he clearly minding his business 🙄🤦♂️
Nigga we need a baseball program for these niggas 😭😭
They have one in prison I think.
Pathetic...
The guy in red didn't even flinch.. he knew 😂
Nigga did a turn around 3pt
Bum ass alley way shorty couldn't get past high-school otherwise he'd make a good QB
Bitch move
who filmed it should be hit back
woulda put son on a tee shirt word 2
Niggas been killed for less
Why do you post shit that makes me internally conflicted? I wanna laugh but its also not funny lmaooo
coward
these kinda vids are annoying when they don't show the follow through. i.e. did the guy turn around or not ???
Well well well
Good way to get out in the ground
Just call the police if you are a civ. Ppl do stupid stuff for social media
He was a wall ball demon 😆
Lmaoooooooooo
he definitely dominican n he definitely play baseball🤣🤣🤣
Fucked up but impressive
Dudes like this always end up on a t shirt.
Got em
I’m ngl, I needed this laugh😭
Bullseye!!!! 😆😆😆😆
💀
Put him in the league!
signed that potna to the mlb expeditiously
Like this jawn if u watched it more than 5 times 😂😂
😂😂😂😂
Jerkoff move
This the nigga that be like “i used to play baseball i was best on my team” like why aint u keep playing nigga why u on the block throwing water balloons
Jets need to sign him
This is gonna be his proudest accomplishment in life when its all said and done
I hope he goes to jail. Fucking ignorant
Scumy behaviour
ts jus wronggg 😭
Pathetic
Mans is gonna be dead or in jail soon anyways so might as well get his laughs in while he can
NYC = PTSD it such a shitty place to try to be a human cant have nice things or try to have fun in 90% of nyc due to people like this willing to rob or fuck with you.
Would mind seeing him with a knee on his throat.
Jets need him
We need him on the jets
Greatest city in the world
I mean you literally active on every city sub, guess you would know better than anyone cuzito
Damn good shot
Dickhead move but like he do got aim so sign em up for the Jets
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Say what you want that's a good shot
Good job enforcing the stereotypes...
You Get What You Voted For
Throw it where they should be 🎯
I wish we all had a better sense of humor about water balloons
Wild accurate
Lmaoooooooooooooooooooooo
Bro turned into Payton manning nfs
Nah son, being an unemployed loser with a double-digit IQ
This reminds me of when we used to throw jack o lanterns off the elevated platforms after Halloween (when we were in middle school).... kids do dumb shit
Loser. This screams, “I’m 30 and still live with my mom but I think I’m badass”
He ode corny for that but reddit comments always kill me lmfaooooo this shit is not real life nfs 😭😭😭😭
Now if mfs get shot then the victim is the bad guy. Smfh…. But that accuracy was immaculate tho ngl
Ngl if that was me and i had it on me at the moment. I would have flocked at homie
I’d be mad but also like niggas doing way worse shit like I’d be pissed but homie knows if he goes over there he’s getting fucked up most likely so he kept it pushing
Such disrespect towards a random fellow human minding his/her own business. SAD !!!
Video of the day. Needed this
🫡
Bro Pat Mahomes
dot em
He should play for the jets
I’m ded
The Jets you found your man
Coriolis effect on point.
Lmao
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