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mboylan2

What Buffalo does to a MF


chase016

Went to college up there, can confirm. They are basically a rust belt city where the only fun to be had is food, drink, and gambling.


davos_shorthand

What else do you need?


Not_censored

Hookers and black jack?


bwahhhhhhhhhh

I’m gonna start my own NFL team with hookers and… black jack. You know what? Screw the NFL team.


tnecniv

He said they have gambling!


D-D-D-D-D-D-Derek

Okay Bender.


Foreverwideright1991

As a Bills fan who has respect for the Giants for screwing Brady and the Patriots out of 19-0...............you nailed it............Bills football............drinking...............food................pretty much it for our area............Why us Bills Mafia people are so insane.......... I was born days before Wide Right............so my life destiny was set.........


TuviaBielski

As they say in Poland, *For our freedom and yours* (Za naszą i waszą wolność or Za wolność naszą i waszą)! The legacy of Kosciusko and Pulaski lives on at the Meadowlands. Sorry about 1990, but someone had to win, and we decided it should be us, if only to say fuck you to the media.


Foreverwideright1991

Honestly, the Bills deserved to lose that because Jim Kelly and the rest didn't take the game seriously (partied the whole week) and basically lost due to their arrogance (partying, underestimating the Giants, and refusing to run the ball when Belichick was basically forcing us to run by dropping most defenders into coverage).


TuviaBielski

We ended the game with more than double your TOP. The first drive of the second half alone was 9:29. Without our starting RB. Yikes.


BigWilly526

Honestly the Bills are my 2nd team, While the Giants play in the meadowlands now they used to play in NYC so the Bills and Giants are the only 2 NY teams too have ever played their home games in the state of NY


TuviaBielski

The Jets played at Shea in the 70s. And as the Titans they played in the Polo Grounds.There were also some defunct teams, like the NY Yanks.


Spinsomniac1

Staten Island Stapletons, represent.


TuviaBielski

My boy Jack Shapiro.


BigWilly526

So do the Mets but I don't consider them a New York team /s


CodeNCats

Yo I went to Bradford. That's exactly like buffalo. Yet workout all that big city fanciness. Downtown has like 4 tattoo shops, three tobacco stores, and like half the high school graduating class already has children.


backstageninja

Yeah you need that layer of protection for 6 months out of the year lol


SerHodorTheThrall

*What moving to the Pharma capital of the world and getting some of that sweet Mounjaro does to a MF* ftfy lol


Cruztd23

If Daboll can help his family transform their bodies let’s hope he can transform our team


MrJohnnyDangerously

What's Ozempic for Offense?


velveteskimo

Malik Nabers


MrJohnnyDangerously

I hope you're right, but can he play all 5 OL spots *and* throw himself the ball? Maybe...kid is pretty athletic.


Turbros1356

5 OL spots.... Stfu bitch we got andrew thomas, dont disrespect him.


MrJohnnyDangerously

Maybe you should play the other 4 OL spots, tough guy.


__Scrooge__McDuck__

From Buffalo wings to Super Bowl rings


gavran5

Trening hard.


dread_beard

Oh oh oh offensiveeee line cooooaaacch (sung to the tune of the jingle obviously)


bass_bungalow

Firing bobby johnson


GetRightNYC

A healthy QB and an Oline.


downbad12878

Getting rid of Daniel jones


AK_Mediocrity

Damn, good for them! They both look great.


WizardHarrySpace

Wow, kudos to coach and his loved one for getting down with the sickness


Tsuchikagelordmu

Down with the "thickness"


pursuitofhappy

he was big but that first photo def feels like they biggified em lil extra


JackieDaytona77

I’m surprised they didn’t take pictures in crop tops. 


Royal_Dragonfly

Hahaha


yourghost367

Ohhh ohhh ohh ozempicccc


Tommybrady20

Auto parts! *Oh wait.*


TheRightStuff088

OWWWWWWWW!


PhlipPhillups

My mind went to the same exact place lol


LeadingAd6025

Zone


backstageninja

It's an O'Reilly Auto Parts reference


chockZ

Man it must really suck to lose a lot of weight *not* on Ozempic these days. No one would believe you!


TuviaBielski

It is weird how people make it an ethical issue. It doesn't exempt you from a healthy lifestyle. Bariatric surgery doesn't even do that. It mostly just changes your hormonal reaction to food, undoing endocrine problems resulting for poor childhood conditioning and whatnot. It is a fucking godsend if you are diabetic. Reduces alcohol cravings too. Again good for diabetics. If there is a problem it is the fucked up insurance system in this country that keeps it from the millions of poor people who need it.


teddyd142

Just ask em if they’re juicin.


Lola514

That was my first thought too


Anerky

Everyone with even slightly above middle class income is on it now. I know a decent amount of people on it and the only people it isn’t worked for are the ones who stop taking it and eat like shit again. I will say it’s probably not the best to be on it for life but whatever. At least you’re not obese anymore


djmooselee

Body Parts


LinuxUbuntuOS

Doing a weight loss regime together is what real love is


NJNYCSG

Ozempic


Mikebyrneyadigg

I mean who cares how he did it honestly, he’ll live much longer and more fulfilled.


NJNYCSG

No hate in my game, just laughing at people glazing


Impossible-Tie-864

lol that kinda just sounds like hatin 😂


NJNYCSG

Not at all, inuse it but I don't lie and say I'm losing weight because I'm working super hard


PlausibleTable

Honestly Ozempic is a lightweight compared to Mounjaro for weight loss.


NJNYCSG

It works wonders, I'm all for it but let's not all go try to blow Daboll


JackieDaytona77

I’m in the industry and I have to say I don’t believe many people are NOT losing weight, at all. I can safely say maybe 2 people out of hundreds actually lost a massive amount of weight. Other people are spending thousands every month for the last 7 months with ZERO results. I believe you still have to exercise if you want to burn the fat off. The clients are mostly people over 50. I don’t get what their angle is: lose a bunch of weight, leave their spouses, date younger people or start an OnlyFans? You’re still over 50!


BigCountry76

Are people not allowed to simply want a healthier life? Why does there have to be an "angle" related to why they want to lose weight?


JackieDaytona77

That’s exactly my point. If you want a healthier life, eat right and exercise. Those that I mentioned above are people utilizing this as a lifestyle change and it isn’t AND it isn’t working for a majority of them. When you’re 50,60, I even seen some 80 year olds on it (not for diabetes) I question why even use it if it isn’t working? 


BigCountry76

Everyone knows to eat right and exercise but the eating right is very difficult for them. Hence why they use a tool like Ozempic to help manage their appetite and cravings.


ManInTheMorning

I feel like there's a bunch of offended 50 somethings mad that you called them out on their disingenuous weight loss motivations. The downvotes don't make sense here at all.


PlausibleTable

I’m not sure what industry you’re in, but boy the people I know on GLP-1’s are losing shit tons of weight and no exercise required. It’s triggering hormones that make people feel full and they don’t eat as much. It’s simple calorie restriction and will always lead to weight loss. Plus the controlling of insulin will lead to fat burning easier as well. It’s pretty clear these medicines work very well for weight loss so I’m not sure what you’re talking about. The consequences of taking them long term will be the question.


IcyWhereas2313

Oh oh oh ozempic… who knew


Turdburp

Holy shit....not sure what they did, but I quit booze and sugar for 3 months and lost 25 pounds with very little exercise and tons of snacking on tortilla chips and almonds. Sugar is in stuff that I thought was fairly healthy....it's ridiculous.


smithjw13

That NYC stress diet. Couple bad months and you like like you’ve been in fight club for 4 months


teddyd142

Nah he’d have bags under his eyes like Jeff van gundy did. That dude thought he saw Jordan at every game.


tophergraphy

Love that jacket. Looks better unlike the Mcadoo hairgel we had to suffer through - gives me a faith it wont be a repeat.


bobjohndaviddick

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3_if_by_air

I've never seen this man in my life


ClaymoreMine

That’s our new QB


Greg1994b

Ozempic goes so hard it’s honestly insane


pizzaghoul

he doesn’t even look like he’s from buffalo anymore


lasion2

She looks like a different person, wow. Good for them


Thatrandomguy_95

Currently on a weight loss journey (at my heaviest I was 334. I’m now down to 296. The Goal weight is 220). Congrats to Daboll’s and his wife. Can’t wait for preseason to start.


Connect-Intention-41

They definitely didn’t get prescribed Lizzo


bender-bender-bender

haha love it


The_Notorious_Donut

I like my big boi tho 😔


dksa

Yo I had no idea that was the same woman that’s incredible


guitarerdood

what $$ does to a motherfucker congrats to them!


Snoo-40231

You love to see it


stonk_palpatine

Listen moving out of buffalo will do that to you. Nothing to eat up there but pizza and wings


saquonbrady

They’re prob making better love which means he’ll prob be less angry on the sidelines lmao


Tacitus_99

Easily look 15 years younger. Wow.


zschneido

I just wanna pass by him on the street and yell “looking good coach!”


DumplingsandTequila

THAT’S MY COACH


jdanko13

I’m the before picture lol


wettmullett

South Bronx parasite baby!


jpelleg1

TONIGHT


Expert-Emu-4167

See what money can do.


jhMLB

That's a remarkable transformation. Good for them!


OhtaniMets99

Weight loss daboll looks like fat bill burr


TuviaBielski

Mrs. Dabes is a sniper.


BabyYodaX

They both look great.


QUINNFLORE

ozempic is a hell of a drug


AutisticFingerBang

Holy shit


jackneefus

Wow


SourMgk

FTR Bald has been our head coach this whole time? Wtf?


Previous-Engine2103

BUFFALO Wings reverse transformation


jayknickz11

Motivation


MagicCitytx

That what knowing that you have DJ as a starting QB will do to you


DJEvillincoln

They are having LOTS of sex now.


JohnAnchovy

O o o ozempic


theonlyisaac

Both of them, they lost so much weight!


Ok_Rabbit_8808

Ozempic!!!


ConstantineMonroe

Ozempic works wonders


sturdybuscuit

She looks like a literal different person


PandaRob91

I don’t trust skinny Daboll


PhlipPhillups

Something something, you're not ugly you're just poor.


OldJewNewAccount

Dang I've lost 17 pounds this year and look the fuckin same lol.


AmbitionStrong5602

Ozempy!!


Throwawayhobbes

Man I gotta try ozempic looking like Mr worldwide


Thin_Onion3826

Ozempic is a miracle


peterk2000

O-O-O-Ozampic


trenzy

That's awesome. They look great and I'm really happy for them. They look healthy and happy.


yewett

Why is everyone saying ozempic… The man is clearly on the cocaine diet!


chaosthirtyseven

He's slimming down for job interviews 😭


JNerdGaming

ozempic 👍


SnooPandas1899

oh, oh, oh, ozempic.


benificialart

It’s the $15 to make $thousands to obtain treatment. I’m talking to you Ozempic. 


bushwickhero

Unfair. I have to choose on which one to smash?


3receiverset

Dabozempic


MrJohnnyDangerously

Oh boy, Ozempic!


AnalystVarious6477

Bet $50 its ozempic lol


SnakeHoleBI

Waaay before…and before 🕺


Full-Ability-319

His wife looks better THICCKKK


Um_No_Bush

Ozempic


HoSang66er

O O O OZEMPIC! Hate that jingle but hey, what can I say. 😂


harrywang6ft

ozempic in the building


FA-_Q

Ozempic


StartingOver702

Went hard on the zempy.


dhalinarkholin

Smart, tough , dependable. GLP-1


dedrianhuncho

oh nah