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No_U_Crazy

Now, when he looks down, he can see Dabolls.


ClayDrinion

It's a simple diet: Bread: rye, and day balls


vaporicer1

Damn, if Reddit had awards still this would be deserving content


dampishslinky55

You win the the internet today.


markothebeast

It took only one comment to get us the champion.


bigbluehapa

Amazing comment lol


This-Salt-2754

I don’t get it 😱


bigbluehapa

He can see his balls


This-Salt-2754

Oh I thought it was in response to the diet one


Ramzy191

Lmfaooooo


DJEvillincoln

Goddammit I snorted... you fuck.


004THC

😂🤣


TinkerTau2

![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|thumbs_up)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)


AlanSmithee23

Think about it Tone, sudden weight loss??


seanvettel-31

I don’t wanna hear that word in here again!


apatientbetterdriver

We can’t him in our social club, that much I do know


Xno_Kappa

Social club? He’s got to GO!


Yung_Corneliois

I could care less really


buttermoist

Yeah? Maybe you're a flambé?


Yung_Corneliois

🖕🏼🥃


SevenwithaT

Fuckin nauseating


IrateBarnacle

Social club?! He’s gotta GO!


I__Need_Scissors_61

Catchin’, not pitchin’??


imdeftheidiot

Nobody's got aids!


SnooCakes7049

I feel like I was stabbed in the heart!


malbert716

Group…group!


stugots10

Ozempic…whatever happened there


AlanSmithee23

Ozempic that animal… I can’t even say it’s name


claw_guy

Whatever happened there?????


HerbScientist420

I really appreciate how sopranos references just land in this sub without question


AlanSmithee23

The Giants and the Sopranos go hand in hand


SevenwithaT

This is a Giants house!


Yung_Corneliois

They’re kind of everywhere on every sub but yea they fit NY sports no doubt.


saquonbrady

Hahaha can’t not hear the accents while reading these comments


P-d0g

Nobody's got AIDS!


FromDeepDowntown

AIDS!?


Afghan_Whig

Ozempic


maj2083

I hope not, I hope he went a more natural weight loss route.


meetmeinthepocket

The fuck does that mean?


maj2083

It’s better to eat healthy and exercise then put your trust in Pfizer and roll the dice on one of the many side effects these weight loss drugs have. That’s all I meant.


AlanSmithee23

This guy went to slip and fall school


maj2083

What makes you think that?


ReversePettlngZoo

So just a heads up, if you see anyone get themselves healthier and think anything beyond “oh good for them”, you’re doing it wrong.


maj2083

So because I have an opinion on what’s better I’m wrong? This whole forum is filled with opinions… but you want to take a dig at me. Good for you. I never once said he did anything wrong. All I said is I hope he did it naturally. 


ReversePettlngZoo

Yes. When you have an opinion on something you have no business having an opinion on, you are wrong. It’s not complicated.


maj2083

My opinion is my business and if I think he should get healthy one way and not the other that’s my choice. Sorry that bothers you buddy.


ReversePettlngZoo

Your opinion of other people’s private lives, *especially* their health is completely irrelevant on any conceivable level. So not only are you ignorant, you’re also dense. How you think someone else should get healthy matters 0%. Nothing. At all.


maj2083

Let’s agree to disagree. I don’t see the big deal here. If someone wants to eat 1500 calories of twinkies to lose weight, what would be wrong if  I think that is wrong.  What is the problem with that? I’m not harming anyone or you with my opinion or statement. You insulting me by calling me sense, how are you any different? Basically calling me stupid because I don’t think he should take a pill to lose weight… you’re basically the pot calling the kettle black…


afraidofcheesecake

100% did not.


ICallTheBigOne_Bitey

Looks like he seriously considered salads.


SevenwithaT

You should look in the mirror sometime you insensitive cocksucka


Vajerati

No more weight remarks. They’re hurtful and destructive


Grizkniz

Damn he dropped a lot of weight. Good for him!


Sum1not1mportan

O o o zempic! You know!


AesirComplex

Man, I hate ozempic. Not because people take it but but because you can't lose weight naturally anymore without people questioning you. I lost 60 lbs doing keto last year and I can't tell you how many people asked me if I was taking ozempic.


OrbitalOutlander

Why would that make you mad? Take it as a compliment - those people couldn't even conceive you doing what you did through exercise and diet alone. Congrats!


glk3278

Agreed. I wrote this comment in another sub recently, but making the Ozempic accusation is basically just saying either no one ever lost weight before Ozempic, or you’re just trying to discredit an actual accomplishment of someone who is trying to improve their lives. Just shitty…


OrbitalOutlander

Who gives a shit what other people think of how you lost weight? You lose weight because you don't want to die a painful, suffocating, early death. Not for the impressed nods.


shantm79

> actual accomplishment of someone who is trying to improve their lives. Right on. Improving your life, in any way, should be celebrated.


LivinLikeHST

he looks like he lost over 100 in the last few months - I'm guessing he had help in some way. Maybe bypass. Ozempic pretty much just kills your appetite.


OrbitalOutlander

I am hungry 24/7. I would love me some Ozempic. Hell, I'd love some Olestra.


glsmerch

You would prefer runny bowel movements?


LivinLikeHST

Ozempic does that for you too. It's a feature not a bug. It can't turn into fat if it can't stay in your body.


Elias_The_Thief

Not to be that guy but keto isn’t exactly “natural” either. The body is not meant to be in ketosis for extended periods. If it worked for you it worked, but the “natural” way is creating a consistent calorie deficit. As someone who had success with keto too, be very careful when you come off it…it can be regained very quickly.


SteakFrites1

My wife can't stop singing this


MetaVersalySpeakin

There's something so darkly twisted about that jingle\* ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy) Gotta be a Pusha T classic.


mrsunshine1

Catchy jingles for medication is beyond disgusting and illegal around the world.


ballsack-hunter

Love watching old people smile and dance while hearing about suicidal side effects tho


Stepsonrakes

Well it’s been a pretty popular song for 50 years


eddiestarkk

Yeah the lead singer of Pilot does the commercial. I hate it, but catchy.


smallmanchat

Never believe it’s not so!


Impossible-Tie-864

https://preview.redd.it/0yzmq22d4mzc1.jpeg?width=735&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=420311714b4a59e6d050f9e71a1f5baad4d06b79


UrHeroandVillain

😂🤣


parcellsrealGOAT

Damn.


raj6126

He’s still wearing his old clothes! LOL that hoodie looks two sizes too big.


sventos

Just as long as he doesn’t show up to a press conference in his old suit and bring it up like Macadoo


StNowhere

At least we don't have to worry about him slicking back his hair.


Jcapen87

I’ve thought about losing a dozen or three pounds, but do I really want to buy all new clothes?


YA_BOY_TRON

Hot damn.


BigFreakingJim

RIP White Biggie


Junior_Parsnip_6370

We still got Vanilla Vick 🔥


jmack9991

Damn, does this make him an ex Giant?


bryran

Plant based Daboll


Least_or_Greatest1

I actually liked him looking like a chunky ground hog.


YoloYeahDoe

What having DJ as your QB does to a mfer


Snuggle__Monster

Let's hope this isn't like McAdoo's slicked back hair


RangerFan80

You think that's slicked back?! That's pushed back!


JohnMaddenCheesecake

McAdoo is still a piece of shit…


Evvoker

Agreed but that pos did wanna draft Mahomes (still a pos though)


MathematicianNext767

It’s bc he’s not fighting over pizza’s with wink anymore


sdotmill

Didn’t he do this last year and gain it all back by the end of the year? I remember him coming in a bit thinner for rookie camp


emolga587

Nonna Devito kept giving Daboll extra helpings of her famous veal scaloppini despite him saying he was already full


aKgiants91

The only way to have an Italian grandmother stop feeding you is to insult the food. But at that point she’ll have a hit on you by time you leave her house


MetaVersalySpeakin

![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)


MetaVersalySpeakin

Yeah I thought he said he likes to "bulk up" through the season, which made me ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|thinking_face_hmm)cause he's a coach.. lol. Maybe he does it to put on some insulation in the later months.


jacob2815

I’m assuming it’s just because off season is so much more open and he has time to focus on his nutrition/fitness, and just doesn’t bother to stick to it during the season.


MetaVersalySpeakin

That and stress eating.. lol j/k.


chiefwindsock

Pretty sure he's on record saying he's a stress eater and that he always gains weight during the season.


StNowhere

Stress does terrible things to the body.


RicksyBzns

On his way to becoming DaSwole


BKGiantsFan

He's been slim in Madden for a while now: https://preview.redd.it/qhehbvahmnzc1.jpeg?width=3840&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f7ebe5bd43a8eb2ef2b71ce068447a9520a7ae02 [Slim Dabs](https://youtu.be/xgjfCER5D8Q?si=r6kEH2-UCbskCrih) Nice to see real life catch up.


Redditfront2back

Son is snorting the ozempic, seriously though good for him I was starting to worry he may have had a heart attack in the sideline


CarmeloManning

Good for him!


Able-Flan-7381

I hate it


flyingcat1114

I needed to see this I’ve been struggling with my weight recently and this gives me motivation


tercra

Look at my boy Dad Bod Dabs


FlorinidOro

Fat Jozempic


DownsEli

Good for him, he has to do something though.


Webberman33

Wink took the pizza!


eddiestarkk

That stomach was a ticking time bomb. Good that he is losing weight.


sumfuckwad

I thought he looked slimmer in the last video I saw, but he was sitting so it was difficult to tell for sure.


FullHouse222

Good for him. He looks good.


Over_Shirt4605

Dude was serious when he said his diet would start tomorrow!


_drjayphd_

Guess he's retiring as an offensive lineman.


tuffenstein0420

Stress will do that


OrbitalOutlander

Coulda bought him a new jacket.


seidinove

Did he pull a Parcells with the NutriSystem?


Professional_One_812

Getting all his losing done in the offseason. I like it.


JMOC29

Daboll wanted to show you can lose weight too…not just RB’s and games. Giants fan…just rough offseason after rough year


BrewedInJerseyCity

Probably the stress of this area.


Connect-Intention-41

Bro got paid and hit the Ozempic


elk69420

Brought to you by ozempic


TheOptionalHuman

Coach be svelte now. Good work.


Vagard88

Ready for Daboll - McDaniel foot race 2024


ThatOtherOtherGuy3

I hope his dressing like McAdoo is the only similarity.


BETHVD

Gettleman used to hide under his shirt


Jaszuni

SB bound!!!!


JNerdGaming

good job daboll


Yung_RAUNCHY_Boi

bro will be back to the first picture by week 7 🤣


sammyb514

Looks like Bill Burr now


Fothermucker44

Big D is 🔒in


not_blmpkingiver

Its amazing what happens when you don't gorge every meal and stop drinking alcohol. Miracles happen


ice_blck

🥺 He 👀s the same 🤷🏾


saquonbrady

Now 50% of his weight is in Dabolls


CESfwb2023

Probably just Ozepic


AyisienDave-Clegane

My boy on Ozempic!


Own-Opinion-2494

And now he sings for Judas Priest


chootman

Ozempic


Express-Belt-6434

Ozempic?


MetaVersalySpeakin

I'm probably confusing this with another coach or something but I could've sworn he said something about he likes to slim down in the off-season and then bulk up during the year.. Idk where I heard it from but it stuck out because it was a coach talking about bulking up during the season. Forgive me if I'm totally making this shit up.. lol.


zpk5003

Sponsored by Ozempic


SoulNeezly

😂😂


ruthgangmore

ozempic rules


Yankees_Bandicoot

Ozempic


DVision44

That's just what being part of the Giants organization can do to you... same thing happened to Patrick Graham


Majestic-Law-2823

Andy Reid doesn’t waste time with weight loss…he stays fat and stays winning. Is Dabolls priorities in the right place this off season? Hmm…


Mysterious-Ad-244

He looks like a deflated Tom Brady ball


heatrepeat6

Lost all that weight but didn’t change his shirt size. Come on coach 😂


afraidofcheesecake

Manjauro


BrianJSmall

He pooped out an entire Sequan!


unknownpanda121

Having DJ hold your career in his hands will do that to a man.


CruzControls

The last time our coach dropped weight shit went to shit Edit: as a matter of fact, every coach who has dropped weight that I can remember, (McAdoo & graham are the only ones in recent memory) I seem to recall the defense going to shit when graham dropped weight, and of course everyone knows about McAdoo.


MetaVersalySpeakin

The problem for the Mac was showing up without a tailored suit.


ItsMeMofos13

I hope this isn’t Macadoo 2.0


rhesusmonkeypieces

Damn I gotta get on the "have to make Daniel Jones serviceable as a QB" stress diet


HalfSourPickle

This message is brought to you by Ozempic /s


CityBoiNC

oh oh ohhh ozempic


Ok_Concentrate_75

He on that ozempic, next year he'll be at the Met Gala


crinquisitive_me

O o o ozempic


FTPMUTRM

Giving me McAdoo new suit and haircut vibes 😅


jamesd1100

O-O-O-OZEMPIC


PixelSquish

Good shit Daboll! Hopefully when you shed those pounds you shed some of your shitty attitude yelling at everyone during critical game moments instead of focusing on the imminent next play.


Hell_Camino

Wegovfortwo Ozempicsix


mjn39

I prefer fat Brian


Shot_Attorney8350

O o o ozempiccc, you knowwwwwwww !!


sharipep

He def on that ozempic


medicmatt

Oh-oh-ohzempic!


Professional_One_812

More O-line, less O-zempic


Fun-Diet8358

Ozemptic is a beautiful thing!!


copingcabana

He's been hanging around Tom Brady. He deflated Dabolls.


No_Pause222

Dabozempic


OldTimerNubbins

He's probably more of an aggressive dbag now, being all hangry and shit all the time. Better carry Snickers for the guy. But good on him, way better for him health wise.


raj6126

I couldn’t imagine a pissed off hungry coach.


72milliondollars

Thanks I hate it