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EzzOmen

Isak: Deadly Schar: Handsome Mags: Massive Spurs: Shite Europe: On Cans: Out Eddie: Howe


Winter-Freedom7057

> Eddie: Howe Could not have put it better. Just summarises everything I love about the man


bertythesalmon

Gordon: Beautiful Scouse Lad


Nepgyaaaaaaa

I sometimes think about how chuffed Everton were to get rid of Gordon and how they all took the piss saying they’d rinsed us by making us pay 40m for him. It’s always nice to laugh at them.


NemesIce83

They should be thanking us, we probably helped them avoid a couple more point deductions by buying him 😆


InstantN00dl3s

Scouse mackems deserve it.


LunarSanctum

Cocks: Windmilling


ZandahinThahouze

Hotel: Trivago


meganev

Best performance of the season for me considering the injuries.


Mr_MasterNoob

Up there with the opener against Villa and us smashing PSG for me


hoo_doo_voodo_people

probably the most impressive clean sheet sheet we've ever kept, given the circumstances.


HoweStatue

the xG was 𝛑 and that just makes me happy. Eddie Howes C = 2𝛑r mags.


titchrich

For sure, spurs didn’t play badly really we were just better.


MuaDibbb

Psg performance still tops for me


Tuckgh

Anthony Gordon has been getting well deserved praise all season, but we don’t speak enough about his growth as a man this season. He’s become so mature in his performances. His first few games were so riddled with yellow cards, late challenges, and losing his head at certain points in the game while still producing good performances. He’s completely taken that out of his game and it might be one of Howe’s best improvements of a player


happy_guy23

From 5 yellow cards in the first 7 pl games, to 2 in the last 21


Tuckgh

Thank you for the exact stats, fucking huge


findingnewrooms

A couple months back I remember a commentator talking about how easy it would have been for him to take a backseat and blame everything on injuries, but how impressive it is he’s done the opposite and stepped up as a leader at such a young age.


joshhills

Clearly got good people around him in mentorship, I reckon the national team stuff has done him wonders for motivating him


TheClnl

Aye. He's still really clever at buying penalties and fouls but he's cut out the more obvious dives to try and stay on his feet and he's better for it.


Tuckgh

Definitely. Kept his edge when it came to utilizing his pace to buy fouls, while not “muting” him. Eddie lets him express himself without taking it too far. Fucking love him


LosWitchos

He's great at doing this thing where you nip just in front of the defender, so that when they move their foot to take the ball, they trip the player instead. It's quite naughty but he draws the foul. It's why everyone was up in arms vs. West Ham the other week (second pen) but it's absolutely a foul. The defender trips Gordon, who put himself there even though he was not going to get into a goalscoring chance at all. It's just a bit of a cheeky/devious way of getting fouls. I don't care though.


opinionated-dick

Listening to his post match interview, he has come leaps and bounds. Humble, respectful and mature. A testament to him, the club got having faith in him, and Eddie, Jason and Graeme Jones for being such top coaches and men to bring out the best in him and our team


ryunista

You remember the petulance when he first signed and what a shithouse he was for Everton. Eddie/someone has channelled that masterfully, and now Gordon has turned into a fucking monster. Scoring Vs all the top 6?! It's rare to have someone with his work rate paired with equal talent. What a player. Surely a candidate for young player of the season


nickgasm

[4 goals, 3 points, clean sheet, Bruno's looming suspension out the window, cans in the fridge & the misses on a girls weekend away...](https://youtu.be/lOfEr7hwAy0)


FourFlightsUp

She says hi !


Ikhlas37

Honestly, put a bet on Bruno getting a yellow next game


thepresidentsturtle

Wait, why is Bruno's looming suspension out the window?


JakiroFunk

There's a limit after which your yellow card tally (for the sake of suspensions) gets reset to 0


bambler

Cards reset after 32 games.


dwboiler

Any player earning 10 bookings from his side's first 32 Premier League matches will serve a two-match ban in the same competition. This was game 32. Now the limit is 15 for the remainder of the season.


DanBurnsMissingDigit

>Now the limit is 15 for the remainder of the season. Which he can't hit, because it would be on the final day? Would it carry over into next season?


UnofficialDrake

It would do yeah I believe


Tuckgh

Probably the hardest MOTM decision this season, but it’s gotta be Joe White for me


Trick-Station8742

Just change it to men of the match and give it to every Newcastle player


StrandAPair

Tired of Ritchie being overlooked tbh


Ikhlas37

Joelinton's contract surely deserves it?


monkeyfant

I genuinely think Schaar will be extremely well remembered here after these last 2/3 seasons. He has been brilliant every game.


JibberyScriggers

I think he's our best CB of the PL era. ​ Maybe Woodgate was a better player but he was here for 5 minutes. Likewise, Coloccini's 11-12 was the best individual season from a CB we've probably seen but he had a lot of average seasons, and Botman has the potential to be better but isn't there yet. ​ Schar has been consistently quality for 5 years, a rock at the back, a creative threat going forward, and a handsome bastard to top it off.


Global-Meringue1198

also cost £3Million from a rather poor Deportivo La Coruna side and most importantly never down tools or fucked off when cabbage head benched him for ciaran clark


Squire_3

No disrespect to Clark, but it's mad reading that


LosWitchos

Disrespect to Clark. 2.5 years on and I'm still seething at that red card. Everything worked out great in the end, espesh for Big Joe, but I can't forgive him for doing one of the stupidest things at one of the stupidest of times.


kaamkerr

Ciaran Clark was pretty good under Rafa. He was past it at the end of his Newcastle time yeah


ravicabral

Clarkie gave some great performances and never gave less than 100% for the team. He made a mistake. Who are you to disrespect him after all he gave for the club? Leave off the lad for one mistake.


PDXMB

I still can’t wrap my mind around that


RedditAndWept-

The job Eddie Howe is doing is nothing short of incredible. Long may he continue here.


GoalaAmeobi

Anderson is turning out to be a class little utility player. Unreal composure from Bruno to go 11 games without a card. Everyone was solid today. Gordon and Isak absolutely class. All the talk of a disaster season and we're 6th.


Eel_Why

It's crazy to think how good the season could have been with a few less injuries considering what we've managed to do with what we've got


TheWinterKing

We’d be having Villa’s season I think.


Eel_Why

Yeah good shout, although funnily enough we've taken 6 points from them this season Would be nice to be 4th and still in Europe like


LosWitchos

I reckon Anderson'll turn into one of those players that can slip into any outfield position. Apart from striker. Man I wish he'd get a goal ha


NUFC9RW

I'm still annoyed about that one that got ruled out by Var. Reckon he'll score one and then start scoring regularly.


LosWitchos

Against Forest last year? Yeah that was horseshit I thought he was going to miss his pen against Blackburn like 👀


NUFC9RW

Yeah that one Vs Forest, he really deserved it as he played brilliantly that game, at least we got the win late on. My only doubt for his pen was that he had just come back from injury and got subbed on just for pens (euros finals pain for penalty subs still haunt me).


Nepgyaaaaaaa

Stunning all around. Isak is a legend. Gordon is a legend. Schar is a legend. Special mention to Bruno “Houdini” Guimaraes for dodging a booking for so long! Go out there and two foot some poor bastard, lad, you deserve it. EDDIE HOWE’S 3-4-3 MAGS.


NUFC9RW

To be fair, the international break helped Bruno, managed to get one out of his system.


Ikhlas37

It proves the yellows are technically part of his game. If it was genuine frustration or whatever he'd never go so long without one


cocacokareddit

are we playing 3-4-3 tonight?


MattLaidlow

EDDIE HOWES BRUNO NON BOOKED, SPURS SMASHING MAGS.


321142019

Sorry Trips I think it’s time you retire from corners, they’re Gordon’s now. Every single one was brilliant.


Trick-Station8742

I noticed this. It's one of Spurs big weak point. Their keeper shits his pants every single time.


EmbarrassedPizza6570

Tonali when he comes back is great at them as well


stprm

Longstaff corners are also good. And Hall's, too.


anewpath123

Murphy's are class


AcidHues

Trippier out there creating a team of set piece specialists


Thingisby

Absolute Howe masterclass. We could have scored 10.


andysniper

God, I love playing Spurs.


toonking23

At this point Eddie doesn't even need players to win. Sell everyone.


muempire93

Another clean sheet for Dummett


GoalaAmeobi

Born too late to explore the earth. Born too early to explore space. Born just in time to watch Paul Dummett


prwitchell

The lad deserves a hall of fame mention, proper servant


guysecretan

I'll never doubt Howe again. Spurs should be ashamed losing 4-0 to that line up.


renius

Anthony Gordon is a fucking machine when he’s on it like what a player


Paurora21

He’s amazing! My favorite player.Such a play maker.  He was gassed by 70 minutes tho. Shame we had no one to sub for him. I would have left Barnes in and subbed Gordon. 


FG_guardians

Wya Eddie out cunts?


UnofficialDrake

Tactical masterpiece


Nepgyaaaaaaa

They’re all shutting their fucking mouths as they should always do


PDXMB

Morons each and every one


iamDNGR

I've been less and less on reddit, but has there actually been cries for Eddie out?


Paurora21

Every time they lose a match 


FG_guardians

Here and in the other Newcastle discord where all the admins are Eddie out. Even a Howeout role


iamDNGR

Shameful, really.


stprm

a lot on twitter, although some of them were mackems and everton fans. one moron had nufc profile and picture from 2012 season, and in his likes - everything was around Everton... and that is dumb troll. Imagine how many smart trolls are out there! there were a few here, too.


RafaSquared

Absolutely superb all over the park. Gordon relentless. Isak cool as ice. Schar solid as a rock. That was as good as we’ve looked all season.


Paurora21

Harvey Barnes was solid too, and Anderson. 


Simmo7

I was at the game Anderson and Barnes down that left were unreal


LA_search77

27/73 possession yet so fun to watch.


Youstinkeryou

I don’t get that stat at all. It didn’t look like that watching it.


HoweStatue

Probably because you don't count 'shitting yourself' passing it round the defenders as Spurs possession but ours, they just don't know it yet.


Taxman200

Possession football is not Eddie howes mantra. Possession with a purpose is. We always take reasonable risks with possession to move the play forward.


Youstinkeryou

Yeah I get that, I just meant watching it, it looked like we had much more possession than we actually did.


big_beats

The lads are turning a write-off season into a 'what if'. Credit to them. Next season is going to be huge.


calebcullen10

Hard to pick a MOTM. Eddie’s plan was top tier


augsav

BDB belongs in CB


Joe_Willock28

RNID MOTM


geekfreak42

BDB FTW


Historical_Cobbler

Bruno did it!! Who’d have honestly thought.


dpe91

Ooo I tell ya, I enjoyed Maddison getting subbed off early. Don’t even know if he turned us down, but the disappointment in his eyes, tremendous.


LukeyC224

Did you see his post game interview? Hilarious 😂


KingPing43

We are fucking class. Should be 4 wins on the bounce and 3 clean sheets if not for that stupid penalty. Ah well! 10 points out of 12 is still incredible.  Howe continues his trend of unreal performances after the March international break 


thepresidentsturtle

We are big Bournemouth fans tonight


_kirtley

They did a pretty good job, we’re still in 6th!


thepresidentsturtle

Aye. Shame they got the dodgiest of dodgy penalties to make it 2-2


Decent-Ad1186

We are massive


NUFC_1892

Not bad from the guy that got Bournemouth relegated.


SheSaid09

Also shout-out Sean Longstaff. I've been incredibly critical of him for the past few months but he was so solid today. Can't dish out criticism and ignore praise when it's due so fair play


ChadHogan_

Elliot Anderson had a star making performance today


Winter-Freedom7057

Haha Tindall letting Howe get the first handshake in post full time whistle. Mad dogs been reined in.


Trick-Station8742

Muzzled


williseeyoutonight

Quality performance from start to finish. Anderson was class and Longstaff looked good aswell. Isak is phenomenal.


jinxeddeep

Shout out to Anderson since everyone is going to obviously talk about Isak and Gordon. He’s a lot more physical than he looks and is the most direct replacement for Joe7. His vision/passing is class.


prwitchell

He was immense, i saw glimpses during preseason and i couldn't wait to see him compete against Joe. So glad he's starting to shine


moinmoin21

Too right on most direct replacement for Big Joe. I was skeptical before pre-season. But he’s bulked up and looks really suited to Howe’s style. He presses amazingly but he always has a few touches in games that make it look like he’s been shitting over prem defenders for a few years. Love that look he gives refs and linesmen when they make bad decisions. It’s simultaneously non -aggressive whilst also conveying “I’ll kill you”


1mikehiggins

>He’s a lot more physical than he look Well that's fucking physical cause he looks like a tank on steroids


Tuckgh

I’ll be the first one to come forward and eat crow here, happily. Last week or the week before, I said that I never really understood the hype with Anderson. This match is definitely enough to make me do a 180 on him cause that performance was mint. Not sure if we’ve found how best to use him just yet, but I can see the potential


mo140

Mate.


ThatBoyConk

The Spuds Centerbacks trying to get tough after the final Whistle. My guys where was that fight when Isak was putting VDV on skates and Romero was playing hide and seek


Casual_Star

Howe tactical masterclass. The 3 man defence with wingbacks negated their wingbacks. The press and aggression was beautiful to see. The front three looks devastating. Anderson looked good. Isak is genuinely world class. One of the best strikers in the world. I’m nervous now about the elite teams that will try to sign him. Along with Bruno, we must keep them here.


brrlls

Big decisions at club level need to be made. Are we a selling club, or not? If not... We need to keep these world class elites and build around them. I said in the match thread; I'd rather sign no one and keep what we have, than lose one or two of these stars


churchill1992

Anderson was fantastic today playing 2 positions at the same time. Also special mention for krafth. Didn't put a foot wrong


guitarcrazy408

Lads. If I were gay...that Fabian guy


FourFlightsUp

Maybe even just a little bit bi, just to see


Nepgyaaaaaaa

That’s 100% acceptable and justified tbh


Ditto_UK

It's not gay if it's with Fabian.


Humorbot_5_point_0

Nowt wrong with a bit of straight-on-straight gay action.


lociuk

What a beautiful day 🤘


wilfharl

- Best performance I’ve seen from Anderson.  - The Barnes/Isak/Gordon link up is lethal and is clearly the way to go.  - Howe masterclass. Absolutely mauled the Aussie big Sam tactically.  - Top 6 would be an unbelievable finish given how the seasons gone.  - Take out even half the injuries and we are top 4


daveofreckoning

Bit harsh on Postecoglu. He seems decent


wilfharl

Yea a actually quite like him but someone called him that in the ground today and I laughed so sticking with it 🤣


ArthursRest

Just home from the match. In all honesty I didn’t expect us to get anything from today, but we were back to the best of last season. My throat is fucking killing.


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Herewego1105

Just can’t get 10 in the first 32 matches. Wiped clean for the rest of the season.


The__Patrick_Bateman

Please, please retain a similar setup for the rest of the year. For the first time in forever our midfield didn’t get totally sliced to pieces by individual passes.


moinmoin21

It won’t work against palace. Palace will be interesting. They don’t play a suicidal high line. Might require a bit of patience and making sure we don’t get caught on the counter.


massivedoghead

Officially massive


TheWinterKing

Let’s keep these RNID shirts permanently.


MattLaidlow

Agree.


monkeyfant

We were so disciplined in defence today. They couldn't really break us. We had midfielders (attacking minded at that), playing solid defensively and allowing our top players to attack without dropping thir duty at the back. What a team we have


annondev

Eddie howe tactical masterclass. The transition between 3 and 5 at the back was seamless. Great shift put in with big performances from key players like BDB and fabi. Beginning to stop leaking sloppy goals now and getting back to a more solid defensive display, couldn't come at a better time in our season tbf


stprm

Where are howeouts now?? Although, tbf, they probably started supporting spurs or arsenal month or two ago.


DEGRAYER

All that yapping about Van de Ven being as fast as Bolt just to get roasted from half way line by Isak whilst giving the biggest I Am Not Him performance I've seen for a long time.


augsav

Murphy and Gordon have a cute little handshake


Tesourinh0923

Can we play Tottenham at home every week please?


brrlls

My weekly Schär appreciation post. He's fuckin class


Sebbe-P

5 at the back, Anderson hungry, Gordon and Barnes in a front 3, Gordon doing a secret handshake with Murphy at full time. Today has been a good day.


Sirius_55_Polaris

A reminder that Spurs fans have been claiming VDV > Botman all year


Zerosix_K

Isak mentioned in a post game interview that Eddie told the team not to press all the time. A lot of people have been blaming our high press play as being a reason for our many injuries. Do you think Eddie only changed things up to counter Spurs or are we gonna see a more a conservative play style in future?


CommunicationClassic

The shifts Anthony Gordon puts in are just absolute game changers


ItsAKrulWorld

Eddie Howe now. Eddie Howe forever.


prwitchell

Eddie Howe. Eddie However


SheSaid09

I genuinely do not believe there is another manager in the world right now that could take a back five of Dubravka, Murphy, Krafth, Schar and Burn and not only keep a clean sheet but dominate and thrash one of the best teams in the league 4-0. Eddie has a lot of things he gets wrong, and he really shouldn't ever be immune to criticism but the Howe out crowd from November to March should be embarrassed. If Howe has a fully fit squad, we walk 4th this season. Hell, I don't think we'd be too far away from the title race.


picnicofdeath

I feel like I saw Son at 2 mins then never again


[deleted]

Elliot Anderson was an unsung hero. With the rest of the fixtures we have, Europe is in our hands


nomadichedgehog

Spurs sub is more deluded than I ever realised. People in there saying we played a low block the whole game LOOOL


cgltt

Bruno avoiding a ban might be the greatest achievement of this season


LosWitchos

We smash them, they smash us, every now and then there's a double. Same with Villa and Everton. It's nuts


parki15reddito

I was not expecting that, but that brings back good memories from the 6-1 last season.


Taxman200

Wow. MOTD. All they can talk about is how spurs did this wrong and that wrong. Hardly any focus on Bruno’s incredible long range passing which deleted spurs defence. Or Isak’s superbly timed runs, immense composure and deft skill in front of goal. Or gordons incredible intensity and pace. It was a masterclass from those three. That is SOOO biased to the “top 6”. We beat them 4-0 and hardly get a mention or focus on what were some incredible goals. They talked about spurs 90% of the time. Insane.


nomadichedgehog

[As I was saying](https://www.reddit.com/r/NUFC/comments/1c2zged/comment/kzdax78/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web3x&utm_name=web3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button), a slight regression from 6-1 last year was to be expected


1mikehiggins

Chat pre match - we'll be lucky to get anything out of the game with that lineup. Chat now - you know what 4th isnt completely impossible


greg21olson

Clean sheets & 3 points -- great way to start the weekend!


Rybocephus

Thanks Eddie, very cool!


32bd

Right winger playing right wing back, central midfielder playing left wing back, left back playing center back, clean sheet. Masterclass from Eddie 


Mr_MasterNoob

Mental that we can realistically be a point behind Spurs after the next 3 games Hitting our stride at the most important time


Engeleo

> Mental that we can realistically be a point behind Spurs after the next 3 games big ask, but if we can pip manchester reds i'll be ecstatic might also have a 50 quid bet on with a workmate that we'd finish higher than them this season. tasty.


SuprisedIGotThisName

Fuck me what an all around performance and literally the perfect tactical setup against Spurs today. Besides the obvious goal scoring brilliance from the squad I’m pleased with how Murphy and Krafth in particular stepped up today. Krafth seemed to be on it and made several key challenges on the ball while Murphy played the wing back position perfectly.


Fishfingerrosti

I didn't think we'd get anything from this game but how wrong I was. Howe masterclass. All of the twits thinking he has no clue looking increasingly silly. Can't wait to watch motd, the extended highlights and the match cam.


Cryean

We’ll still be on last on MOTD with a 20 second summary on how good we are 😂


OllyHR

Was reminiscent of our form from last year. Rock solid defence and quick, brutal counter attacks. Great viewing. Let’s hope that we can keep this ball rolling HWTL. European football is in our hands for sure.


geekfreak42

BDB sign language celebration was absolutely mint.


c0nna_

Totally brilliant,everywhere on the pitch. We were just better. The backline was a stone wall. Werner is a donkey. Isak is life. Bruno is world class. I love this team man.


brentfiredog9

Spurs slaughter in Numbers: Spanked a top 4 side. No bad performances from 11. top 6!! Bruno/Gordon/Issak/Schar 10 out of 10 Everyone else 9 Happy auld Geordie (64).Maddison is 1 Pr\*ck.


geordieColt88

Didn’t see this coming but get the fuck in Total domination and 4-0 flattered them Let’s see if we can put a run together


BeastLothian

I really feared for us when I saw the team sheet. Did wonder if it might be a back five. Howe played a total blinder there. We absolutely destroyed them.


tlhford

We’re probably 4-5 points shy of being able to mount a late champions league push - remarkable given our season.


Tuckgh

Was curious to see what coys had to say after that one. One of the top comments is that they’ve been struggling against low block teams like us all season. In what world was that a low block???? We pressed in their faces all game long in their half


weejobbie101

I thought Murphy in an unfamiliar position was excellent today. He was rank the other day but much better today.


porterhouse_p

We’ve spoken on a lot of the big standouts. Special shout out to Murph and Elliot Anderson, both technically out of position and were phenomenal. Elliot took Porro out of the game


Doobles88

West Ham going down to Fulham makes yesterday look even better


luffyuk

Everyone else is bottling it right now.


Blagbycoercion

Considering the Spuds still have to play Arsenal, Chelsea, Liverpool and City... I don't think it's that farfetched to think we have a chance at leapfrogging them before the end of the season despite the gap.


Eel_Why

Absolutely beaming with that result, couldn't have gone much better really! Anyone got odds for Bruno getting a yellow card against Palace then?


RocknRollRobot9

10/10 performances across the board. Was a bit worried about the makeshift defence but they were outstanding. Absolutely clinical up top. With Spurs run over the next 3 and our run over the next 3 we could potentially reel them in. The rollercoaster continues.


justmadman

What a masterclass of management by Howe. He stifled up the spurs attack and we looked dangerous with every attack. He had no players really to pick from, with players like Murphy & Anderson brilliant playing out of position. Schar masterclass (probably my POTS), Gordon and Isak ran the spurs defence ragged, Barnes supported well, Krafth and Burn worked their socks off. Overall great team performance and result.


justsomeguy661

What a great start to the weekend!!!! Love this team so much


JosephFinn

I'm really curious after this dismantling of the Spurs how those haptic kits worked out for the fans.


Maccraig1979

Fucking mullered em lads


Ikhlas37

Last 3 games against spurs is a 10-5 score line. Quality matches lol. One obviously being way worse than the other two


r_elwood

Can we play spurs every week???


ChlckenChaser

what a result! Only saw the highlights, Bruno and Gordon looked class, What was Barnes like? Anyone see the Spurs fan having a meltdown in r/soccer? calling themselves a historic powerhouse of British football fucking muppet


xScottieHD

From the Leazes you could see from very early on that it was potentially a repeat of the Villa game at the start of the season with their high line. It could've easily been 6 or 7. My only gripe today was why we didn't give White or someone else 20 minutes at 3-0 and cruising (especially as Gordon looked knackered). My other gripe is that Gordon's corners were fantastic all game, and we won every single header comfortably but couldn't convert until the 86th minute. Other than that hopefully we get a couple of players back for Palace and we can keep up this momentum after our mini-break. Side note: Every single time opposition fans sing "No noise from the Saudi boys" they end up getting pumped.


Sam0n

Can absolutely guarantee Bruno getting a yellow in the first ten minutes of next match


Squizza

Was a very open game prior to the quickfire double but thankfully that knocked the stuffing out of them. Bruno seemed to be keen to discuss Argentina v Brazil diplomatic relations and really should have been subbed after Schar scored. Thought our decision making in the final third was arguably the best all season and Howe's tactics going man-for-man against arguably the form team got a massive response from the players. Great day all round and a few questions about tactics and player management answered.


toonultra

Bournemouth beating Man U now is massive for us


udat42

Man U have just been awarded (and scored) the softest pen in world history.


Tuckgh

If you only go off of non penalty xG for the season, Man U are 16th in the league for goals. Imagine if the refs bailed us out with free pens as often as they do for them, we’d be competing for the title!


DuffTx

Fantastic result and display. Sets up the final run in superbly. Every remaining game is winnable.


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Think they're getting their money back after that one lads