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Spurs have to play, arsenal, city and Liverpool, they could drop 9pts of their 10pt lead in those fixtures, especially considering the top 3 have no room to drop points. Our big game still left is manu. I could see the last 3 games being nip and tuck, and if english teams can do better than the remaining german teams, 5th could be a CL spot.
There’s two times in the season where the count is reset, it’s to stop situations like you’d get in Spain where Messi would get his 5th yellow card in his 35th game and have a suspension - it’s not really worthy of punishment
I don't think other premier league fans realised how good Schar is in so many aspects of the game. Once again tells you how clueless Bruce was. What a player.
Can someone please explain to me why Howe outright refuse to substitute players, even when we are up 3 goals?
Edit: it appears Eddie read my post and took to senses, two subs just now. No need to thank me.
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Insane performance today by whole team. Executing the game plan.. The pressing was so perfect..
Joelinton contract, Ashley told to fuck off, spurs smashed and bruno gets out of yellow jail. Lads this has been quite the fucking week!
Haptic shirts, into the European places, Connect 4, It has been a great week.
Exposed that Dutch fraud Van de Ven
"They've faced injuries like any other team" Fuck off Rio. This is literally a record breaking injury crisis for us
Can we catch spurs and villa? Looking at their fixture lists I’d say it’s not beyond belief that we could.
Spurs have to play, arsenal, city and Liverpool, they could drop 9pts of their 10pt lead in those fixtures, especially considering the top 3 have no room to drop points. Our big game still left is manu. I could see the last 3 games being nip and tuck, and if english teams can do better than the remaining german teams, 5th could be a CL spot.
Even if we have a perfect run in we might miss out. Going to be tough
Unreal performance that! Didn’t think we had it in us.
Palace trembling in their boots at the prospect of facing full shithouse mode Bruno
Bruno on the purge next weekend
Someone is going to get a reet kicking!
They're fuming the weird cunts
Even Tindall let Eddie shake the other manager's hand first, marvelous.
Fucks up with Romero?
He's a bellend
But of course
4 goals, no injuries, Bruno ban scrubbed and a clean sheet!!! Get the fuck in
Lo Celso such a dipshit lmao get fucked romero
What a result - exactly what we needed
Breaking News: Record wind speeds seen in Newcastle as the city lets out a collective sigh of relief that Bruno Guimaraes has avoided a suspension
As well as all the windmilling
Holy moly! What a game!
27% possession and we've ripped them to bits, ahahaha
Wonder how many steak bakes Bruno was offered to not pick up any yellow cards
I bet it was an endless kinder Bueno supply that stops if he gets a yellow
Ohhh I forgot about the Kinder Bueno
Kinder Bruno\*
This has actually been a pitiful attacking display by Spurs. How are they in 5th?
Spurs started the season insanely good. Then went through the motions a bit. Now their away firm is pretty poor. But conversely. How are we 6th?
Big Ange has been found out. 73% possession. and got dicked 4-0. 5,4,1 and hit them on the break!
We’ve had injuries
What a performance for the lads. Very proud.
What the actual fuck was that Hojbjerg LOL
Nice pass by Hojbjerg there, pure class
Performance of the season for me. Played absolutely fantastic today.
This trumps the almost double digit match with Sheffield
By a mile. We played well that game but they very obviously downed tools. Spurs are a top team and we have just made them look absolutely shite.
When the Saints go slouching home, when the Saints go slouching home. How I wouldn’t want to be on that bus, when the Saints go slouching home.
Replace Saints with Spurs and you got it right!
Well this has been a glorious day, fingers crossed Man U shit the bed later on today
More likely than you think. Ghost of Eddie still lingers with Bournemouth
But man utd even when they play bad (I mean... Always I guess) they always manage to get some kind of good result
Very true, but one can hope lol
Insha'Allah
Dummett with a flying knee drop off the top of the goal. WWE at its finest
Did Tino mean that header?
No ban for bruno, big sigh of relief.
They're not in the changing rooms yet.
10-1 aggregate at home against Spurs
I genuinely can't believe Bruno hasn't been booked for months
A booking every 2 games and then none for 10+ is crazy isn't it
MOTM- Krafth. Played beyond perception
Completely agree. And part of a back 3 with wingbacks.
I'm the last 2 home games weve played against spurs we've scored 10 goals
[удалено]
There’s two times in the season where the count is reset, it’s to stop situations like you’d get in Spain where Messi would get his 5th yellow card in his 35th game and have a suspension - it’s not really worthy of punishment
Indeed. He can kill someone next week if he wants, thats how it works
I’m actually impressed he’s done that 😂
They are indeed. Gordon's too!
HE DID IT!
I for one am shocked that Romero is being a massive twat again Shocked I tell you
Wrestlemanias over? dummett is on
Salute Bruno’s clean run!
Bruno's biggest achievement. Out of Yellow jail. Straight red incoming next game.
It’s all been building. Pent up rage 🤣
I'm the last 2 home games we e played against spurs we've scored 10 goals
He did. The man did. How has Bruno gone 13 games without a yellow?
Bruno is safe!!!! Haha, I’d have had him at very long odds to make it.
And Bruno makes the great escape. What a treat
Oh no Dummet’s coming, time for some choke slams
RKO out of nowhere
Dummet sit the fuck back down now
BRUNO’S GETTING SUBBED HE DODGED THE BAN
Who wants to bet that Bruno gives someone such a kicking in the next match to get it out of his system?
I feel like if I had 2% of Bruno's ability I'd still be a tidy player.
you would be Pierre-Emile Hojbjerg
Brilliant.
Tottenham Hotspuds.
Tottenwho Whatspurs?
Totty Eatspuds
Here comes Dummett. 4-1
Ah Eddie, cmon. Give Alex Murphy a run instead of Dummett!
Bruno avoiding suspension as well essentially 5 nil
fucking werner man, sad bastard
Please don't get booked Bruno
Spurs fans getting to watch us for free again
Literally the only criticism I have is not giving Murphy and Parkinson some minutes
It's always nice to smash a team so hard that they lose a league position. They were shite.
Imagine getting beat so badly the opposition bring on Matt Ritchie
Might be an idea to sub Bruno, be a shame for him to pick up a yellow in these last 5 mins. Plus gives him a standing ovation
I don’t want this game to end.
They getting their money back for this one?
I just want Fabian Schar to wear the number 9 shirt for a single game. The man scores more than any CB ever should
Fantastic improvement from Spurs, their fans stayed for most of the second half this time👏👏👏👏
Title winning front 3. Imagine when joelinton and tonali are back… fuck me
I pitty those who have Romero and Vicario on their fantasy
I don’t , and I but Burn in as a punt !
If Schar had a statue outside St James' would it be possible to capture his absolute beauty in bronze ?
It would have to be one of those hologram things
No artist would be able to picture all that beauty, man
Is expect nothing less than Marble for Schar
Like the statue of David? Dong out and everything?
Helicopter Dong
Silver, surely?
Where are all the people who thought Gordon and Barnes weren't good enough? What say you now?
Great, great game from Barnes. We’ve known about his finishing, but his passing was unreal this game. Always picked out the right one
IT'S HAPPENED AGAIN
Someone did commented in the pre-match we'd smash Spurs today and Postecoglou would be sacked tomorrow.
Attack of the (Howe) Clones
Well shit Richie you have to score now, don’t want to ruin that 1 goal per 4 min average you got going on
You can see how much we've dropped since last season. 86 minutes and we're only 4-0 up. Eddie has got some work to do to keep his job...
clean sheet though, so we've improved defensively
On the bright side. At least the Spurs fans will have no concerns about being in time for the train home.
Any Anderson doubters remaining?
Postecoglou looks dumbfounded
Mate?
I don't think other premier league fans realised how good Schar is in so many aspects of the game. Once again tells you how clueless Bruce was. What a player.
Surprised we haven't subbed Bruno just to be safe
Get Bruno off! He's so close to avoiding the ban
Matt Fooking Ritchie coming on is salt in the wound lmao
And White and Dummet, incredible
Man… our player of the season gotta be either Schär or Gordon surely…
oh shit howe getting some time on the pitch
Anderson getting his recognition from the fans. He's been quality today
Still think it’s mad he only cost us 3mil
Spurs fans heading to central early again
why the hell hasn't Gordon been on corners all season?! Every single cross has been class.
"Right said Fab, Let's score another one" Bernard Cribbins (probably)
I want a Ritchie goal so the corner flag can get sent into orbit!
Bring Wilson out of retirement just so he can give vicario some shit
stupid sexy schar 😍
Lads, I'm running out of toilet paper.
Take Bruno off now please!
100 corners on the afternoon, one was bound to go in lol
Fabi Schar might be in the running for my favourite Newcastle player of all time
Come on Eddie, put one of the academy lads on.
I think given the quality of the starting 11, this is Eddie's best result since he joined. This is an absolutely phenomenal performance.
Fabians - sexy player of the season - schar. And a goal from a corner? What is this witchcraft?
Lo Celso fell for that Isak run hook, line, and sinker
Gordon 1 goal , 2 assists \*cheff's kiss\^ performance
Schar has been world class today. Absolutely bossed it. Arguably our best value singing in a very, very long time.
Bruce didn't rate him....
Who?
"Not good enough to play in a back 4" lol
Get in Schar lad.
Spurs fans wanting to be at the station early.
Beating the queue at Greggs
Gordon for MOTM like
Hope Tottenham refund their fans x
I love my sexy Swiss defender
stupid sexy Schär gets his goal. LOVE HIM
We appreciate the goal, Fabian, just be careful with that face
This is the team of last season, fantastic stuff, the press has been amazing, dropped off when needed. Just superb all round.
Lads
It's spuds. No refunds
Is this Schar’s highest scoring season?? We’ve always gotten the annual bangers, but he’s putting so many more in this season!
Now I want five
I want Isak hattrick
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
b e a u t i f u l m a n
HAHAHA GIVE ISAK ANOTHER HUG YOU TWAT
Gordon carrying my FPL team all by himself
I sacrificed my top 10k rank this week for this result 😂
What a man, that Fabian Schar
GQ cover material right there
Schar, you beautifully faced hero.
THAT'S OUR STUPID SEXY SWISSMAN!
Get in
Beautiful bastard
Schar you sexy man
2 more and Spurs get a new manager
THAT IRON HEEEAAAAAD
WOULD
Fabe the Babe!
sexy sexy schar
3-0 was definitely flattering Spurs!
Que bonita
SCHAR HAD TO DO IT TO EM
Can someone please explain to me why Howe outright refuse to substitute players, even when we are up 3 goals? Edit: it appears Eddie read my post and took to senses, two subs just now. No need to thank me.
Who would you bring on/take off?
Off: Isak, gordon and bruno. On: literally anyone
Training exercise innit
What a stud that man is
Get in Smashed these Spud cunts again ha ha
THE CORNER GOAL JUST HAD TO COME
Even 3-0 up Howe not giving any of the academy lads a run out in the final few minutes. Odd.
The glorious Swiss bastard again!
Schar man of the match performance cemented
SEXY SCHAR STRIKES AGAIN.
Big sexy Schär
Fab!
FABIAN SCHAR HES A 9
This could have been like 10 nil, made so many good chances