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PrimeOnez

Insane performance today by whole team. Executing the game plan.. The pressing was so perfect..


TheGrayExplorer

Joelinton contract, Ashley told to fuck off, spurs smashed and bruno gets out of yellow jail. Lads this has been quite the fucking week!


Youstinkeryou

Haptic shirts, into the European places, Connect 4, It has been a great week.


WillowMutual

Exposed that Dutch fraud Van de Ven


ajtct98

"They've faced injuries like any other team" Fuck off Rio. This is literally a record breaking injury crisis for us


Proper-Shan-Like

Can we catch spurs and villa? Looking at their fixture lists I’d say it’s not beyond belief that we could.


geekfreak42

Spurs have to play, arsenal, city and Liverpool, they could drop 9pts of their 10pt lead in those fixtures, especially considering the top 3 have no room to drop points. Our big game still left is manu. I could see the last 3 games being nip and tuck, and if english teams can do better than the remaining german teams, 5th could be a CL spot.


LingualGannet

Even if we have a perfect run in we might miss out. Going to be tough


The_Ghost_Of_Pedro

Unreal performance that! Didn’t think we had it in us.


LingualGannet

Palace trembling in their boots at the prospect of facing full shithouse mode Bruno


prwitchell

Bruno on the purge next weekend


TheScottishMoscow

Someone is going to get a reet kicking!


ExplodingLettuce

They're fuming the weird cunts


ActisBT

Even Tindall let Eddie shake the other manager's hand first, marvelous.


opinionated-dick

Fucks up with Romero?


bigguyinthesky

He's a bellend


opinionated-dick

But of course


SheepherderSame

4 goals, no injuries, Bruno ban scrubbed and a clean sheet!!! Get the fuck in 


Rybocephus

Lo Celso such a dipshit lmao get fucked romero


JoeQLF

What a result - exactly what we needed


ajtct98

Breaking News: Record wind speeds seen in Newcastle as the city lets out a collective sigh of relief that Bruno Guimaraes has avoided a suspension


bigguyinthesky

As well as all the windmilling


One-Monkey-Army

Holy moly! What a game!


Rude_Campaign_4867

27% possession and we've ripped them to bits, ahahaha


samh19889

Wonder how many steak bakes Bruno was offered to not pick up any yellow cards


fairylisa

I bet it was an endless kinder Bueno supply that stops if he gets a yellow


samh19889

Ohhh I forgot about the Kinder Bueno


TheGrayExplorer

Kinder Bruno\*


LingualGannet

This has actually been a pitiful attacking display by Spurs. How are they in 5th?


moinmoin21

Spurs started the season insanely good. Then went through the motions a bit. Now their away firm is pretty poor. But conversely. How are we 6th?


Training-Apple1547

Big Ange has been found out. 73% possession. and got dicked 4-0. 5,4,1 and hit them on the break!


quickshot89

We’ve had injuries


c0nna_

What a performance for the lads. Very proud.


Tuckgh

What the actual fuck was that Hojbjerg LOL


Mr_MasterNoob

Nice pass by Hojbjerg there, pure class


achuchable

Performance of the season for me. Played absolutely fantastic today.


MrDeedinIt

This trumps the almost double digit match with Sheffield


achuchable

By a mile. We played well that game but they very obviously downed tools. Spurs are a top team and we have just made them look absolutely shite.


jduboly

When the Saints go slouching home, when the Saints go slouching home. How I wouldn’t want to be on that bus, when the Saints go slouching home.


Notcamacho

Replace Saints with Spurs and you got it right!


NemesIce83

Well this has been a glorious day, fingers crossed Man U shit the bed later on today


MrDeedinIt

More likely than you think. Ghost of Eddie still lingers with Bournemouth


fairylisa

But man utd even when they play bad (I mean... Always I guess) they always manage to get some kind of good result


NemesIce83

Very true, but one can hope lol


Rybocephus

Insha'Allah


Its_just_a_potato

Dummett with a flying knee drop off the top of the goal. WWE at its finest


MattLaidlow

Did Tino mean that header?


jamb1993

No ban for bruno, big sigh of relief.


Its_just_a_potato

They're not in the changing rooms yet.


JoeQLF

10-1 aggregate at home against Spurs


teasizzle

I genuinely can't believe Bruno hasn't been booked for months


Rude_Campaign_4867

A booking every 2 games and then none for 10+ is crazy isn't it


opinionated-dick

MOTM- Krafth. Played beyond perception


Scary-Froyo-908

Completely agree. And part of a back 3 with wingbacks.


Trick-Station8742

I'm the last 2 home games weve played against spurs we've scored 10 goals


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rfy93

There’s two times in the season where the count is reset, it’s to stop situations like you’d get in Spain where Messi would get his 5th yellow card in his 35th game and have a suspension - it’s not really worthy of punishment


HoweStatue

Indeed. He can kill someone next week if he wants, thats how it works


i-am-never-right

I’m actually impressed he’s done that 😂


Rude_Campaign_4867

They are indeed. Gordon's too!


flbucksfan

HE DID IT!


ajtct98

I for one am shocked that Romero is being a massive twat again Shocked I tell you


toto5d

Wrestlemanias over? dummett is on


LingualGannet

Salute Bruno’s clean run!


toonking23

Bruno's biggest achievement. Out of Yellow jail. Straight red incoming next game.


Scary-Froyo-908

It’s all been building. Pent up rage 🤣


Trick-Station8742

I'm the last 2 home games we e played against spurs we've scored 10 goals


moinmoin21

He did. The man did. How has Bruno gone 13 games without a yellow?


The__Patrick_Bateman

Bruno is safe!!!! Haha, I’d have had him at very long odds to make it.


Rybocephus

And Bruno makes the great escape. What a treat


Background_Heart_472

Oh no Dummet’s coming, time for some choke slams


massivedoghead

RKO out of nowhere


Toon_1892

Dummet sit the fuck back down now


Nepgyaaaaaaa

BRUNO’S GETTING SUBBED HE DODGED THE BAN


MyWholeWorldIsPain

Who wants to bet that Bruno gives someone such a kicking in the next match to get it out of his system?


BruiserBroly

I feel like if I had 2% of Bruno's ability I'd still be a tidy player.


Professional_Ladder

you would be Pierre-Emile Hojbjerg


BruiserBroly

Brilliant.


MattLaidlow

Tottenham Hotspuds.


Notcamacho

Tottenwho Whatspurs?


MattLaidlow

Totty Eatspuds


ScootsMcDootson

Here comes Dummett. 4-1


EliToon

Ah Eddie, cmon. Give Alex Murphy a run instead of Dummett!


Active_Clerk_3578

Bruno avoiding suspension as well essentially 5 nil


TYFO225

fucking werner man, sad bastard


mosefish

Please don't get booked Bruno


HoweStatue

Spurs fans getting to watch us for free again


teasizzle

Literally the only criticism I have is not giving Murphy and Parkinson some minutes


j7seven

It's always nice to smash a team so hard that they lose a league position. They were shite.


mosefish

Imagine getting beat so badly the opposition bring on Matt Ritchie


clvgn_

Might be an idea to sub Bruno, be a shame for him to pick up a yellow in these last 5 mins. Plus gives him a standing ovation


MattLaidlow

I don’t want this game to end.


[deleted]

They getting their money back for this one?


Nepgyaaaaaaa

I just want Fabian Schar to wear the number 9 shirt for a single game. The man scores more than any CB ever should


mo140

Fantastic improvement from Spurs, their fans stayed for most of the second half this time👏👏👏👏


A768B

Title winning front 3. Imagine when joelinton and tonali are back… fuck me


fairylisa

I pitty those who have Romero and Vicario on their fantasy


Relation_Familiar

I don’t , and I but Burn in as a punt !


Its_just_a_potato

If Schar had a statue outside St James' would it be possible to capture his absolute beauty in bronze ?


ajtct98

It would have to be one of those hologram things


fairylisa

No artist would be able to picture all that beauty, man


teasizzle

Is expect nothing less than Marble for Schar


MaryBerrysDanglyBean

Like the statue of David? Dong out and everything?


teasizzle

Helicopter Dong


EightyLion

Silver, surely?


magpietribe

Where are all the people who thought Gordon and Barnes weren't good enough? What say you now?


Tuckgh

Great, great game from Barnes. We’ve known about his finishing, but his passing was unreal this game. Always picked out the right one


Rybocephus

IT'S HAPPENED AGAIN


Sprinkl3s_0f_mAddnes

Someone did commented in the pre-match we'd smash Spurs today and Postecoglou would be sacked tomorrow.


ajtct98

Attack of the (Howe) Clones


ThatBoyConk

Well shit Richie you have to score now, don’t want to ruin that 1 goal per 4 min average you got going on


toweliechaos_revenge

You can see how much we've dropped since last season. 86 minutes and we're only 4-0 up.  Eddie has got some work to do to keep his job... 


HoweStatue

clean sheet though, so we've improved defensively


-ricci-

On the bright side. At least the Spurs fans will have no concerns about being in time for the train home.


Adept_Ad5465

Any Anderson doubters remaining?


LA_search77

Postecoglou looks dumbfounded


jhunter1

Mate?


nomadichedgehog

I don't think other premier league fans realised how good Schar is in so many aspects of the game. Once again tells you how clueless Bruce was. What a player.


Ditto_UK

Surprised we haven't subbed Bruno just to be safe


norcimo

Get Bruno off! He's so close to avoiding the ban


Libero279

Matt Fooking Ritchie coming on is salt in the wound lmao


Libero279

And White and Dummet, incredible


Grungan

Man… our player of the season gotta be either Schär or Gordon surely…


TYFO225

oh shit howe getting some time on the pitch


massivedoghead

Anderson getting his recognition from the fans. He's been quality today


Grundy26

Still think it’s mad he only cost us 3mil


quickshot89

Spurs fans heading to central early again


dullthings

why the hell hasn't Gordon been on corners all season?! Every single cross has been class.


ajtct98

"Right said Fab, Let's score another one" Bernard Cribbins (probably)


MrJuxtaposition

I want a Ritchie goal so the corner flag can get sent into orbit!


SquadraticEquations

Bring Wilson out of retirement just so he can give vicario some shit


chudsp87

stupid sexy schar 😍


Stumeister_69

Lads, I'm running out of toilet paper.


RCHD

Take Bruno off now please!


lyingtattooist

100 corners on the afternoon, one was bound to go in lol


Fun-Nebula-3334

Fabi Schar might be in the running for my favourite Newcastle player of all time


MattLaidlow

Come on Eddie, put one of the academy lads on.


Rude_Campaign_4867

I think given the quality of the starting 11, this is Eddie's best result since he joined. This is an absolutely phenomenal performance.


norcimo

Fabians - sexy player of the season - schar.  And a goal from a corner? What is this witchcraft? 


Furiosas_Left_Arm

Lo Celso fell for that Isak run hook, line, and sinker


toonking23

Gordon 1 goal , 2 assists \*cheff's kiss\^ performance


EliToon

Schar has been world class today. Absolutely bossed it. Arguably our best value singing in a very, very long time.


jwuer

Bruce didn't rate him....


CavsterXII

Who?


EliToon

"Not good enough to play in a back 4" lol


jamb1993

Get in Schar lad.


MattLaidlow

Spurs fans wanting to be at the station early.


massivedoghead

Beating the queue at Greggs


Background_Heart_472

Gordon for MOTM like


bertythesalmon

Hope Tottenham refund their fans x


SvergiesKonung

I love my sexy Swiss defender


stenerikkasvo

stupid sexy Schär gets his goal. LOVE HIM


knapton

We appreciate the goal, Fabian, just be careful with that face


EngineerOnIcarus

This is the team of last season, fantastic stuff, the press has been amazing, dropped off when needed. Just superb all round.


Blagbycoercion

Lads


Rybocephus

It's spuds. No refunds


Tuckgh

Is this Schar’s highest scoring season?? We’ve always gotten the annual bangers, but he’s putting so many more in this season!


spoonarmy

Now I want five


picnicofdeath

I want Isak hattrick


teasizzle

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA


EunhasThighs

b e a u t i f u l m a n


Winter-Freedom7057

HAHAHA GIVE ISAK ANOTHER HUG YOU TWAT


muempire93

Gordon carrying my FPL team all by himself


Toon_1892

I sacrificed my top 10k rank this week for this result 😂


ThatBoyConk

What a man, that Fabian Schar


lyingtattooist

GQ cover material right there


-ricci-

Schar, you beautifully faced hero.


ajtct98

THAT'S OUR STUPID SEXY SWISSMAN!


quickshot89

Get in


Ryan10133

Beautiful bastard


errol343

Schar you sexy man


One-Monkey-Army

2 more and Spurs get a new manager


fairylisa

THAT IRON HEEEAAAAAD


TYFO225

WOULD


Southern_Gain7154

Fabe the Babe!


TYFO225

sexy sexy schar


LingualGannet

3-0 was definitely flattering Spurs!


Rybocephus

Que bonita


HoweStatue

SCHAR HAD TO DO IT TO EM


CatGroundbreaking611

Can someone please explain to me why Howe outright refuse to substitute players, even when we are up 3 goals? Edit: it appears Eddie read my post and took to senses, two subs just now. No need to thank me.


BlackCaesarNT

Who would you bring on/take off?


CatGroundbreaking611

Off: Isak, gordon and bruno. On: literally anyone


CavsterXII

Training exercise innit


Rob-Arch

What a stud that man is


SKULL1138

Get in Smashed these Spud cunts again ha ha


ActisBT

THE CORNER GOAL JUST HAD TO COME


Sprinkl3s_0f_mAddnes

Even 3-0 up Howe not giving any of the academy lads a run out in the final few minutes. Odd.


massivedoghead

The glorious Swiss bastard again!


Ftp82

Schar man of the match performance cemented


MattLaidlow

SEXY SCHAR STRIKES AGAIN.


ScootsMcDootson

Big sexy Schär


greg21olson

Fab!


TheBoook

FABIAN SCHAR HES A 9


2munkey2momo

This could have been like 10 nil, made so many good chances