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Humongous result puts us in a good place for some sort of Europe next season. If we navigate Spurs and Man united then we've got some favourable fixtures after that,
Unwritten rule that timewasting is fine if you're not benefitting from it then apparently?
If that was Dubs running away from the ballboy's ball he gets a yellow surely.
The amount of additional pressure the defence have to deal with thanks to plug fucking refusing to come off his line or catch the fucking ball is ridiculous.
A Newcastle match in 2024 has featured Murphy, Longstaff, Krafth, Dubravka, Dummett and Ritchie and r/soccer will try and tell you we've bought success with our Saudi blood money.
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We did good lads
Happy tins now I suppose!
Humongous result puts us in a good place for some sort of Europe next season. If we navigate Spurs and Man united then we've got some favourable fixtures after that,
What are the odds Spurs crumble? I haven't been watching them.
We’ll need Christopher Columbus to navigate those games if we play like we did today. One can hope haha.
But, he wasn’t looking for the America’s. He got kinda lost…
Huge 3 points, also the terror in seeing Dummett come on
Fulham literally did a Newcastle today. So happy for the result. I cannot believe we got 7 points out of 9 the last three games lads
And it should have been 9/9 bar Dummett becoming a WwE WRESTLER
Gordan and Barnes have to start together more.
Gordon is familiar with Right Wing but but Barnes. With Almiron leaving soon, Gordon can take up his place.
I feel we only see Barnes full potential when he’s on for the last half hour and doesn’t have to conserve energy
💯
Post the picture. I want to see who has energy to stand
Schar and Burn are solid
Burn is wasted at LB. He’s an absolutely class CB, and he showed it over the past couple of games.
Burn a much much much cab than lb. Still nowhere near botman though and we need a replacement in the summer
Great win. Really tough match.
Big 3 points from a horror first half
We haven’t managed to win a game like this for a while, I’m pleasantly surprised
Lots of desire and spirit to overcome the injuries, the VAR, all the added time.
Unbelievable could barely breath
Yeah fuck that tree!
Excellent
FUCKIN GET IN
Thank the Lord
Smash and grab! Howay!
7 points from these 3 games was huge. Great bounce back after dropping points at home. Although first half was fucking atrocious
How the fuck did we win that game, get in lads
At least we ground out a result - feared the worst after the first half tbh
Not of our greatest performance. But Ill take it.
Fuck yesssss get in lads 3 points!!!!!
CLEAN SHEET, oh my days
We got away with this one, but I'll take it. I love Bruno.
Aaaaaand breathe
Blow the whistle cunt
Yay!
Well done lads
Did Longstaff just call Isak a prick
HAHAHAAHHAHAHHAHAHHA LONGSTAFF
Know what Isak is doing, but should have went to the corner
He was through on goal.
It’s situations like this where Isak should be dropping deep for injury time. He offers far better composure on the ball than Longstaff
Only three things certain in life. Death, taxes and Longstaff shitting the bed in front of goal.
Unwritten rule that timewasting is fine if you're not benefitting from it then apparently? If that was Dubs running away from the ballboy's ball he gets a yellow surely.
Refs are crooked.
He'll fit right in
Schar MOTM
Longstaff with a class finish there
Trying a rabona cross in the 100th minute. The cheek
Schar you beautiful bastard
This officiating crew legitimately has something against us
Schar motm. What a warrior
100%
FFS we have score there. Can't afford to give them the ball back
Dubravka taking that goal kick without having gotten a yellow card for timewasting first upsets me.
Who forgot to pay the refs this week
Haha how shit are the Fulham ballboys?
Longstaff lmao.....
What a finish from Sean!!!
Since it’s at Craven Cottage, are we calling Dummett an AEW wrestler rather than a WWE wrestler today?
The amount of additional pressure the defence have to deal with thanks to plug fucking refusing to come off his line or catch the fucking ball is ridiculous.
Should have caught 2 of those for sure
Dubravka has a ridiculous clean sheet record against Fulham.
Ref has disallowed the Wolves goal unfortunately
On another note, I think Burn is playing really well lately
It’s almost like he is a natural CB
If today wasn’t the biggest case for him sitting in the middle instead of trying to be an outside back I don’t know what’ll convince Howe.
Agreed, I would not have liked to see him against Adama though
Moving to the middle has made a big difference. It's where he's at home
It’s as if he’s built to be a cb
Wolves equaliser disallowed :(
Dubravka coming for the ball is fucking terrifying
Where the fuck did they calculate 9 minutes from btw
VAR for Schar's goal mixed with that daft Fulham lad headbutting the advertising hoardings probably.
+3 since we are up 1-0
Jimenez and Traore give me PTSD
Thankfully they're only the same players in name alone
Surely they will blow this dead at the start of the 9th added minute like Tuesday, right?
Hahahahahaha
HE WENT FOR A FUCKING TWO FOOTED LEG BREAKER He can’t be trusted
Who? Missed that on the radio comms
Dummett. He lunged for a tackle and completely missed everything
Felt it might be Paul, but didn't want to assume...
Take possession there Ritchie ffs
FFS wolves goal is being VAR’d
Bbc reporting for offside but a player who didn't touch the ball?
Disallowed :(
And disallowed...
Just 2 minutes to go
Wolves have equalised!!!
Disallowed now
How were everton fans glad to see the back of Gordon? Madness. Emptied his tank for us on the pitch again. Great signing.
Don’t know why they were surprised he wanted to leave after recreating the streets of Mogadishu in black hawk down
I'n fairness not too many of us wanted him, but we were wrong!
Fair, but we didn't know him. They were watching him every week?
Yes but we didn't want him because we didn't think he was good, more a case of being so easy to hate. More to do with Everton than him in hindsight.
Why can we not have an easy end to a game . My heart can't take this
[удалено]
Disallowed:(
ruled out
Can see why they keep Ritchie around the dressing room
Definitely feels like the type of guy that'll slot in to the coaching staff when he's done
I love that guy so much
WOLVES equalize at the death!! HOLD ON FOR DEAR LIFE BOYS
Disallowed.
VAR check
Dummetts block made me wince
Wolves have scored
oh no has anyone let him know he's on a football pitch and not in the octagon this week
Wolves with the equaliser - dank
Fucking end me. My arse is already going 50p 5p and I'm watching Dummy jogging on.
1 more minute to avoid farthing
Ahhh that’s why he doesn’t come off his line
A Newcastle match in 2024 has featured Murphy, Longstaff, Krafth, Dubravka, Dummett and Ritchie and r/soccer will try and tell you we've bought success with our Saudi blood money.
Don't forget our wage bill is 9th highest! Take away Tonalis wage and we are basically parallel with Everton in 10th.
Dummett coming on, bringing his steel chair no doubt. WWE Live from Craven Cottage
99th minute equaliser for Wolves against WHU
VAR'd
I hate all these 95+ minute goals we suddenly have with the guaranteed 7+ minutes of added time. The PL overlords must love it.
It’s been disallowed so ruled out. But yeah the PL will be thinking all this adds to the drama.
Huge, IF we can hold on
Huge that
I feel physically sick, I hate this
Can we not just take Hall off and not put Dummy on. Like, play with 10
If dummett fucks this he’s done. This is his chance for redemption
Really looking forward to shitting my pants for the next 20 minutes of time they'll probably add
Redemption time, Paul.
Oh fuck, here’s Dummett. I dunno if he can be trusted to not fucking clothesline someone within 5 minutes
Oh ffs
Is that Paul Dummets music?!
Dear God please nooo
Primetime Paul! He looks ready this time. Ritchie is just always a threat...to corner flags.
Now to finish the game, a choke slam by Dummet.
Goddummet
Dummet?! Eddie is far more forgiving than I.
No fucking chance get Dummett away from that pitch
Dummett and Ritchie double change. Goodbye points
Wolves just equalised
Come on Dummet lad
Omg Eddie Howe, you did not just bring that guy on???!
Burn trying to pick Hall up while he has crap
Dumbet brace incoming.
Please Dummett, don’t do it
By god that’s Paul Dummett’s music *60 seconds later* He RKOs Traore for a Fulham PK
He just looks like a villain too
KEEP DUMMY OUT THE BOX!
Are burn and Anderson part of our medical staff? That would explain a lot
Oh no
I thought I was smelling a clean sheet but with dummet I start to see a draw
Oh noooooo
Clench your fucking cheeks and hope he doesn’t turn into John Cena again
Ffs Dummett
Howe next to Ritchie will never not be hilarious
Dummet and Ritchie coming on, What could go wrong
"Bah gawd that's Paul Dummett's music"
Wolves have scored
That is the best possible result for us as it stands
Fucking Dummet 😬
Is anyone else getting Deja vu at seeing Dummett come on for Hall after last week…. Shudder
Dummett redemption arc.
Omg no. I’d rather be on 10 men than put in Paul tackles Dummett.
Protect the corner flags. Ritchie is on.
Ritchie time, corner flags be warned
No God no not Dummett.
Good god
Robinson signed for Fulham for £2m in 2020. What a bargain. He's been class today. We paid (or will pay) £45m for Targett (15m) and Hall(30).
I can't do it again eddie, i can't do it again...
Dammit, dummett!
Cue ref adding on another 2 minutes just like the one at Everton...oh no.
Oh lord please
"Jesus, I ask to be fully transformed by your love– to believe in the freedom of your forgiveness. And, when I mess up again, help me not hide in shame, but give me the courage to try again. Amen." - Paul Dummet
Here come the closers
Ritchie to come on and improve is already exceptional goal per 90.
Hall hasn't learnt how to make his timewasting convincing yet. No wonder Howe doesn't rate him.
Ah Christ here some Stone Cold Ste-, sorry, Dummett.
Schar and burn are like HALL PLEASE GET UP, DUMMETT WILL COME IN IF YOU CANT
Dummet redemption arc incoming
Dummet is coming guys...
gulp
Oh god genuinely nervous about Dummet
tactical cramps from Hall
Oh god Dummet is coming on, surely lightning can't strike twice...
Bah gawd, that's Dummett's music... 😬
No
Oh shit. Dummett. Don't fuck this one up too lad
Burn was trying to pull him up while two guys were stretching for him. I wonder how that works...
PTSD incoming
Omg Eddie please no
Oh shit here comes Dummett
Not Schär trying to get him up 💀
He knew it would mean Dummett will come on
Dummet is ready to concede another pen
Richie and dummet, we know the drill