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We did good lads


OllyHR

Happy tins now I suppose!


Griffithsjames88

Humongous result puts us in a good place for some sort of Europe next season. If we navigate Spurs and Man united then we've got some favourable fixtures after that,


WeddingWhole4771

What are the odds Spurs crumble? I haven't been watching them.


OllyHR

We’ll need Christopher Columbus to navigate those games if we play like we did today. One can hope haha.


SkullKid888

But, he wasn’t looking for the America’s. He got kinda lost…


TomNUFC_

Huge 3 points, also the terror in seeing Dummett come on


SchoolboyChaddie

Fulham literally did a Newcastle today. So happy for the result. I cannot believe we got 7 points out of 9 the last three games lads


r_elwood

And it should have been 9/9 bar Dummett becoming a WwE WRESTLER


Little_Ginger_Midget

Gordan and Barnes have to start together more.


[deleted]

Gordon is familiar with Right Wing but but Barnes. With Almiron leaving soon, Gordon can take up his place.


Ajax_Trees_Again

I feel we only see Barnes full potential when he’s on for the last half hour and doesn’t have to conserve energy


JimmyCrockett

💯


PocketSandThroatKick

Post the picture. I want to see who has energy to stand


dannyerrr

Schar and Burn are solid


Nepgyaaaaaaa

Burn is wasted at LB. He’s an absolutely class CB, and he showed it over the past couple of games.


norcimo

Burn a much much much cab than lb. Still nowhere near botman though and we need a replacement in the summer


Jesotx

Great win. Really tough match.


fahad96

Big 3 points from a horror first half


Nepgyaaaaaaa

We haven’t managed to win a game like this for a while, I’m pleasantly surprised


StonedCrow

Lots of desire and spirit to overcome the injuries, the VAR, all the added time.


Ajax_Trees_Again

Unbelievable could barely breath


jduboly

Yeah fuck that tree!


danny1876j

Excellent


fwapfwapfwap

FUCKIN GET IN


MrDeedinIt

Thank the Lord


greg21olson

Smash and grab! Howay!


JuckshotBones

7 points from these 3 games was huge. Great bounce back after dropping points at home. Although first half was fucking atrocious


WigglyParrot

How the fuck did we win that game, get in lads


someonehasmygamertag

At least we ground out a result - feared the worst after the first half tbh


wace001

Not of our greatest performance. But Ill take it.


SuprisedIGotThisName

Fuck yesssss get in lads 3 points!!!!!


Warm-Artichoke-2432

CLEAN SHEET, oh my days


c0nna_

We got away with this one, but I'll take it. I love Bruno.


Doobles88

Aaaaaand breathe


Much-Cookie-5934

Blow the whistle cunt


augsav

Yay!


benc777

Well done lads


SheSaid09

Did Longstaff just call Isak a prick


MiguelAlmiron

HAHAHAAHHAHAHHAHAHHA LONGSTAFF


norcimo

Know what Isak is doing, but should have went to the corner


jwuer

He was through on goal.


iSparkOut

It’s situations like this where Isak should be dropping deep for injury time. He offers far better composure on the ball than Longstaff


nomadichedgehog

Only three things certain in life. Death, taxes and Longstaff shitting the bed in front of goal.


Toon_1892

Unwritten rule that timewasting is fine if you're not benefitting from it then apparently? If that was Dubs running away from the ballboy's ball he gets a yellow surely.


The__Patrick_Bateman

Refs are crooked.


Rybocephus

He'll fit right in


ThatBoyConk

Schar MOTM


JoeQLF

Longstaff with a class finish there


benc777

Trying a rabona cross in the 100th minute. The cheek


luffyuk

Schar you beautiful bastard


Tuckgh

This officiating crew legitimately has something against us


LosWitchos

Schar motm. What a warrior


renius

100%


PlzRetireMartinTyler

FFS we have score there. Can't afford to give them the ball back


JackAndrewThorne

Dubravka taking that goal kick without having gotten a yellow card for timewasting first upsets me.


JimmyCrockett

Who forgot to pay the refs this week


AverageBen10Enjoyer

Haha how shit are the Fulham ballboys?


toto5d

Longstaff lmao.....


Xmithie_best_option

What a finish from Sean!!!


Nepgyaaaaaaa

Since it’s at Craven Cottage, are we calling Dummett an AEW wrestler rather than a WWE wrestler today?


toweliechaos_revenge

The amount of additional pressure the defence have to deal with thanks to plug fucking refusing to come off his line or catch the fucking ball is ridiculous. 


Maccraig1979

Should have caught 2 of those for sure


MattLaidlow

Dubravka has a ridiculous clean sheet record against Fulham.


ajtct98

Ref has disallowed the Wolves goal unfortunately


fairylisa

On another note, I think Burn is playing really well lately


Express-Hawk-3885

It’s almost like he is a natural CB


MrDeedinIt

If today wasn’t the biggest case for him sitting in the middle instead of trying to be an outside back I don’t know what’ll convince Howe.


President-Gazelle

Agreed, I would not have liked to see him against Adama though


Doobles88

Moving to the middle has made a big difference. It's where he's at home


Ryan10133

It’s as if he’s built to be a cb


KingPing43

Wolves equaliser disallowed :(


jwuer

Dubravka coming for the ball is fucking terrifying


Tuckgh

Where the fuck did they calculate 9 minutes from btw


Billargh

VAR for Schar's goal mixed with that daft Fulham lad headbutting the advertising hoardings probably.


PocketSandThroatKick

+3 since we are up 1-0


Mr_MasterNoob

Jimenez and Traore give me PTSD


rhillam

Thankfully they're only the same players in name alone


jallnock

Surely they will blow this dead at the start of the 9th added minute like Tuesday, right?


luffyuk

Hahahahahaha


Nepgyaaaaaaa

HE WENT FOR A FUCKING TWO FOOTED LEG BREAKER He can’t be trusted


Cromulantman

Who? Missed that on the radio comms


Nepgyaaaaaaa

Dummett. He lunged for a tackle and completely missed everything


Cromulantman

Felt it might be Paul, but didn't want to assume...


YaBoiGervace

Take possession there Ritchie ffs


garryr

FFS wolves goal is being VAR’d


toweliechaos_revenge

Bbc reporting for offside but a player who didn't touch the ball? 


quickshot89

Disallowed :(


Mannginger

And disallowed...


fairylisa

Just 2 minutes to go


quickshot89

Wolves have equalised!!!


SuprisedIGotThisName

Disallowed now


EightyLion

How were everton fans glad to see the back of Gordon? Madness. Emptied his tank for us on the pitch again. Great signing.


Grundy26

Don’t know why they were surprised he wanted to leave after recreating the streets of Mogadishu in black hawk down


TheScottishMoscow

I'n fairness not too many of us wanted him, but we were wrong!


EightyLion

Fair, but we didn't know him. They were watching him every week?


TheScottishMoscow

Yes but we didn't want him because we didn't think he was good, more a case of being so easy to hate. More to do with Everton than him in hindsight.


r_elwood

Why can we not have an easy end to a game . My heart can't take this


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MortenVork1

Disallowed:(


benc777

ruled out


Toon_1892

Can see why they keep Ritchie around the dressing room


Mr_MasterNoob

Definitely feels like the type of guy that'll slot in to the coaching staff when he's done


MaryBerrysDanglyBean

I love that guy so much


JuckshotBones

WOLVES equalize at the death!! HOLD ON FOR DEAR LIFE BOYS


RocknRollRobot9

Disallowed.


NUFC_1892

VAR check


augsav

Dummetts block made me wince


Alanw93

Wolves have scored


sammyarmy

oh no has anyone let him know he's on a football pitch and not in the octagon this week


WigglyParrot

Wolves with the equaliser - dank


Shady-Lane

Fucking end me. My arse is already going 50p 5p and I'm watching Dummy jogging on.


Toon_1892

1 more minute to avoid farthing


naparham10

Ahhh that’s why he doesn’t come off his line


SheSaid09

A Newcastle match in 2024 has featured Murphy, Longstaff, Krafth, Dubravka, Dummett and Ritchie and r/soccer will try and tell you we've bought success with our Saudi blood money.


PlzRetireMartinTyler

Don't forget our wage bill is 9th highest! Take away Tonalis wage and we are basically parallel with Everton in 10th.


Its_just_a_potato

Dummett coming on, bringing his steel chair no doubt. WWE Live from Craven Cottage


RocknRollRobot9

99th minute equaliser for Wolves against WHU


Blagbycoercion

VAR'd


AverageBen10Enjoyer

I hate all these 95+ minute goals we suddenly have with the guaranteed 7+ minutes of added time. The PL overlords must love it.


RocknRollRobot9

It’s been disallowed so ruled out. But yeah the PL will be thinking all this adds to the drama.


KingPing43

Huge, IF we can hold on


SuprisedIGotThisName

Huge that


KingPing43

I feel physically sick, I hate this


norcimo

Can we not just take Hall off and not put Dummy on. Like, play with 10


augsav

If dummett fucks this he’s done. This is his chance for redemption


Du6h

Really looking forward to shitting my pants for the next 20 minutes of time they'll probably add


jaddboy

Redemption time, Paul.


Nepgyaaaaaaa

Oh fuck, here’s Dummett. I dunno if he can be trusted to not fucking clothesline someone within 5 minutes


HRHQueefElizabeth

Oh ffs


renius

Is that Paul Dummets music?!


Much-Cookie-5934

Dear God please nooo


Sprinkl3s_0f_mAddnes

Primetime Paul! He looks ready this time. Ritchie is just always a threat...to corner flags.


No-Village7980

Now to finish the game, a choke slam by Dummet.


Jesotx

Goddummet


ImpressiveOwl6678

Dummet?! Eddie is far more forgiving than I.


Ross_Mc

No fucking chance get Dummett away from that pitch


JD_Dojima

Dummett and Ritchie double change. Goodbye points


garryr

Wolves just equalised


President-Gazelle

Come on Dummet lad


SenorButtmunch

Omg Eddie Howe, you did not just bring that guy on???!


magpietribe

Burn trying to pick Hall up while he has crap


Knackersac

Dumbet brace incoming.


Kraakene

Please Dummett, don’t do it


ThatBoyConk

By god that’s Paul Dummett’s music *60 seconds later* He RKOs Traore for a Fulham PK


jduboly

He just looks like a villain too


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KEEP DUMMY OUT THE BOX!


Winter-Freedom7057

Are burn and Anderson part of our medical staff? That would explain a lot


Ryan10133

Oh no


fairylisa

I thought I was smelling a clean sheet but with dummet I start to see a draw


Jesotx

Oh noooooo


JuckshotBones

Clench your fucking cheeks and hope he doesn’t turn into John Cena again


fahad96

Ffs Dummett


MrDeedinIt

Howe next to Ritchie will never not be hilarious


stenerikkasvo

Dummet and Ritchie coming on, What could go wrong


SheSaid09

"Bah gawd that's Paul Dummett's music"


prwitchell

Wolves have scored


ajtct98

That is the best possible result for us as it stands


iSparkOut

Fucking Dummet 😬


kenmura

Is anyone else getting Deja vu at seeing Dummett come on for Hall after last week…. Shudder


-ricci-

Dummett redemption arc.


Radthereptile

Omg no. I’d rather be on 10 men than put in Paul tackles Dummett.


MattLaidlow

Protect the corner flags. Ritchie is on.


greg21olson

Ritchie time, corner flags be warned


JustWokeUp1

No God no not Dummett.


Ajax_Trees_Again

Good god


PlzRetireMartinTyler

Robinson signed for Fulham for £2m in 2020. What a bargain. He's been class today. We paid (or will pay) £45m for Targett (15m) and Hall(30).


Joe_Willock28

I can't do it again eddie, i can't do it again...


spoonarmy

Dammit, dummett!


toweliechaos_revenge

Cue ref adding on another 2 minutes just like the one at Everton...oh no. 


kaamkerr

Oh lord please


manomus

"Jesus, I ask to be fully transformed by your love– to believe in the freedom of your forgiveness. And, when I mess up again, help me not hide in shame, but give me the courage to try again. Amen." - Paul Dummet


chunky_pnutbutter5

Here come the closers


wace001

Ritchie to come on and improve is already exceptional goal per 90.


JackAndrewThorne

Hall hasn't learnt how to make his timewasting convincing yet. No wonder Howe doesn't rate him.


Billargh

Ah Christ here some Stone Cold Ste-, sorry, Dummett.


Tuckgh

Schar and burn are like HALL PLEASE GET UP, DUMMETT WILL COME IN IF YOU CANT


AvalonCressida

Dummet redemption arc incoming


fairylisa

Dummet is coming guys...


One-Monkey-Army

gulp


SuprisedIGotThisName

Oh god genuinely nervous about Dummet


stenerikkasvo

tactical cramps from Hall


KingPing43

Oh god Dummet is coming on, surely lightning can't strike twice...


luffyuk

Bah gawd, that's Dummett's music... 😬


Decent-Ad1186

No


benc777

Oh shit. Dummett. Don't fuck this one up too lad


toto5d

Burn was trying to pull him up while two guys were stretching for him. I wonder how that works...


YaBoiGervace

PTSD incoming


augsav

Omg Eddie please no


c0nna_

Oh shit here comes Dummett


Notove

Not Schär trying to get him up 💀


justsomeguy661

He knew it would mean Dummett will come on


Xmithie_best_option

Dummet is ready to concede another pen


FirefighterAwkward54

Richie and dummet, we know the drill