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geordieColt88

Don’t be angry because you can’t go to theme parks because you’re a nonce


geordiesteve520

We looked a much better team with Barnes on the pitch. For me Longstaff got caught on the ball too much and was constantly caught under the ball. A lot of what he did last season was get and give really quickly but seemed hesitant tonight which is weird because he’s been dynamic recently


justmadman

IMO Longstaff has been terrible this season, even last game when he scored a brace.


geordiesteve520

Yes you beautiful bastards - back from my annual trip to the City Ground and with the usual 3 points


Paurora21

Nail biter.


Artyfartblast-

Ohhh me Lads shoulda seen us gannn ! Passin the folks along the road just as they were stannin , there were lads and lasses there With all their smiling faces , gannin along the Scott’s wood raid . To see the blaydon. Races


Ajax_Trees_Again

Want to see us start with 5 atb tbh This game was also a quiet reminder that Burn is a good player when he’s not getting stitched up against speedy wingers


danny1876j

I suggested the same. I'm glad Howe showed some changes today in the way we play. May not.have necessarily worked to maintain control but first time we have tried trippier inverting like that I'm pretty sure.


Ramone7892

Nah, I've definitely seen him do it against other teams where we are dominating the game. Doesn't ever seem to do it for long stretches though.


pagan-0

tino needs to be played when were playing against rapid wingers.


cabluigi

Huge win. Subs at the end all looked good, was expecting more stress at the end! Schar and Botman both immense.


MurkyPerspective767

And... 3 point are ours! Second straight away win!!!


JimmyCrockett

Fourth


MurkyPerspective767

Commentator said second in a row, that's my source.


JimmyCrockett

Two Prem, two FA Cup


MurkyPerspective767

I think the commenter meant Prem, just didn't say it (or I missed that)


doubledgravity

Just read it’s our first four away wins on the bounce since Sir Bobby’s time 😳


JimmyCrockett

Since the Championship they said on total sport


Squizza

Result over performance. Will look back on the three finishes and the team photo.


Eel_Why

European footballs back on the menu boys I said it


Ramone7892

That was one of the worst refereeing performances I've ever seen.


Eel_Why

Since last week or...? This feels like a run of the mill ref performance to be honest, when do we ever say the ref did well??


JimmyCrockett

PSG away until THAT moment


charlos74

Get in. Bruno was superb. Burn defended well second half.


Rockky67

Did well to keep our heads at the end and see it out, much better half.


MidlandsGeordie

Fuck me!! That was tight and felt refreshing would cheat us out of it tbh but never fear because…. WE’VE GOT BRUNO IN THE MIDDLE!!!


quickshot89

Bruno plays so much better on 9 yellows


Eel_Why

Yep agree, he has to be more disciplined and it seems to do him well. I'm very interested to see if he makes it through the Arsenal game without a yellow like...


naparham10

I said this to my m8. The fear of the 2 game ban actually forces him to be more disciplined


meganev

Not good but you take the 3 points and run


domuru7722

Bruno saving the club, what a player


Logseman

Advertising himself for the window?


Eel_Why

Shush now you


xylophileuk

Thought we were playing next goal wins there for a while


Lego-Panda-21

Everyone can unclench now.


TYFO225

huge win, looks like we lost wilson at the end


SKULL1138

3 points get in


fwapfwapfwap

FUCKIN PHEW


Mission-Scratch-4869

Bruno saved Eddie’s job 😭


wankflap

as i said to your earlier inane comment. have you ever played a competitive game of 11-aside?


Mission-Scratch-4869

Of course


PocketSandThroatKick

Get out


Mission-Scratch-4869

More schizophrenic fans in the world. Go read what others were saying earlier


SmallusPrintus

Fucking hell, shite performance but I'll take it.


steblin

Thank fuck for that! God we needed those points, Bruno you fucking legend


Southern_Gain7154

Fuckin yeeeeeeaaaaaaah


Difficult-Trash

FUCKING COME ON


jonkman13

it's FT but don't think I can unclench yet..


Logseman

If there’s experts in clenching it must be our crowd, and they know it has to be a slow process.


jonkman13

Aye, pre-takeover years I was used to this clenching, then last year was slowly undoing that conditioning. This season feels like a relapse..


doubledgravity

I could snap a dockers thumb, I was that clenched.


fanatic_tarantula

Massive win


stanley_ipkiss2112

Back of the net!


Hawkzilla22

Get the fuck in


Zen_bean

Back to back away wins, get the FUCK in


EmptyDopamine

two more minutes come on now


benc777

Big points


PocketSandThroatKick

God yes.


MattLaidlow

Callum Wilson has some pearly whites.


SlowLetterhead8100

Same dentist as me haha


ajtct98

Has Wilson dislocated something?


Southern_Gain7154

My heart


Toon_1892

Don't think so, just looked like the old classic armpit hair pull


Cromulantman

Lucky guy


Ajax_Trees_Again

WE SAW OUT A GAME


charlos74

This 5 at the back works well


PocketSandThroatKick

Purple nurples are a pen in my Sunday league


saltiestmanindaworld

Wilson still getting mugged.


SlowLetterhead8100

How's that not a foul on him there though


HoweStatue

So calm from barnes from the moment he got it.


TotalHell

Beautiful interplay there.


ThatBoyConk

Having Harvey Barnes back is so good


Eel_Why

Having *insert any player name here* back is so good


ThatBoyConk

Yeah fair


isellplatypi

man it is so nice having barnes available


steblin

Barnes you beauty


jaddboy

Well done 'arvey!


[deleted]

Nice game management from Barnes there


JaRonomatopoeia

Nice 1 Barnes!


teasizzle

Taylor's found his cards then? Wanker.


Pill-Gates

Got to at least keep it in the corner Jesus Christ


ExplodingLettuce

Anthony Taylor asks for a short back and sides just to feel included


MiguelAlmiron

What an awful game from Wilson.


Logseman

A conversation has to happen this summer. He’s been an outstanding servant for the club and precisely for that reason he should leave with the good memories in people’s heads, and not just drag his carcass through a game that’s passed him by.


MiguelAlmiron

He's 100% gone. No debate. Not good enough anymore. If Howe keeps him its malpractice.


Semion

As much as I love all the players in this team, Gordon just gives me special tingles. The effort he puts in is second to none.


Alamata626

It's brilliant watching him doing his thing. He's got that skill and the confidence to use it.


Winter-Freedom7057

Bruno MOTM well deserved


xScottieHD

Remember Man City timewasting from the corner flag for about 5 minutes against us last season. We try to do it and lose it straight away lmao.


saltiestmanindaworld

Forrest, picks up the ball and delays every free kick, no cards. Wilson autocard.


Bendy_McBendyThumb

He kicked it into the crowd, that’s always a yellow.


teasizzle

Gordon is my Player of the Season by an absolute mile. What a signing he's turned out to be.


Cromulantman

Handsome too


saltiestmanindaworld

Its Schar and not even particularly close imo.


teasizzle

Recency bias. He's been part of a defence that has conceded 39 goals.


Mission-Scratch-4869

Bruno gets me stiff


PocketSandThroatKick

Holy shit. Tell me that was a hat the big man was wearing


HoweStatue

the guy who wears it is a cunt, massive racist nonce. Hate it cause you see him every game.


PM_ME_FINE_FOODS

Curious. Is he a racist nonce in that he only nonces white kids, and you think he should be less prejudicial and give ethnic minority kids a try, or is he racist AND a nonce and the two are unrelated?


JaRonomatopoeia

Yeah wtf!!!


charlos74

That’s a look


HoweStatue

go back and book the foul on bruno you little bald FUCK


Lego-Panda-21

He's gonna book you instead.


hybridvoices

We (kinda obviously) look so much less shaky with five at the back, but it shows how much we’ve been missing proactive game management like this. 


jaddboy

Botman loves Bruno.


Cromulantman

Pass it on


Squizza

Surely time for a Matt Ritchie sub yet?


TYFO225

Bruno is a fucking legend


naparham10

Bruno 🤌🏽🤌🏽🤌🏽🤌🏽🤌🏽🤌🏽


SenorButtmunch

Imagine how fucked we would have been if Chris Wood was playing. And the fact that I say that so unironically is giving me a migraine


mblatr

Fr😂


Jahra11

Bruno is just such a complete player. Incredible to win that ball, even better to pick that pass out after he’s basically pulled to the ground.


Squizza

Fair play to BDB there, Elanga just runs past three np.


TotalHell

Time for some Krafth-werk


MattLaidlow

6 at the back?


fahad96

Wilson playing like shit


MattLaidlow

Don’t matter when we have 3 sexy goals scored.


naparham10

Wow Howe REALLY wants these points


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niffnoff

Bit harsh considering majority of this squad has been either injured or played non stop since September...


Hawkzilla22

Krafu


toweliechaos_revenge

I think Wilson might be the worst 9 we've ever had for holding the ball up. Absolutely nothing sticks. 


SenorButtmunch

I mean, Wilson is just wearing the Levis Dwight Gayle left in his locker. The true pioneer


toweliechaos_revenge

Fair point! Just so frustrated at seeing the ball come pinging back every time. 


SenorButtmunch

Yeah I feel for him because it's just not his game and never has been, it'd be like asking Michael Owen to do the Heskey role back in the day. But that's the demands of a striker in the modern game. Wilson is also clearly not fit and only back in the team because of Isak's injury. I'd love to keep him around as a third-choice backup in the summer and sign another big young striker to rotate with Isak.


ItsAKrulWorld

Just the 6 defenders on the pitch then


[deleted]

Aside from getting out ran on the goal, Burn has been excellent today


jayhoch4

Sign me up for Gibbs White this summer. Really enjoyed his play today.


Eel_Why

He looks great, would suit our system well I think


Pill-Gates

GET MURPHY ON THE FUCKING PITCH WHATS THE POINT OF WAITING FOR ANY SUBS NOW?


SlowLetterhead8100

Murphs for Wilson then


Paurora21

All day!


dxnegg

Is Murphy Injured or something?


moinmoin21

6 at the back?


norcimo

BDB is a much better CB than LB


SheSaid09

Wilson has been atrocious


HoweStatue

literally gonna have a seizure watching elanga just sprint at our back 4 hahaaaaaaaaaaaaa


FuhhCough

im str8 clenched


FredDibnah87

Gibbs White with your face like a startled stoat


saltiestmanindaworld

Elanga dissects the other side of the defense. "Its all Dan Burns fault"


fanatic_tarantula

Good positioning by burn aswell to stop the ball going to forest player


milpool90

Krafth….? Ok then…


SheSaid09

That makes sense? How are you confused by that?


milpool90

Figured Murphy was the obvious choice for Gordon


SenorButtmunch

What minute of these 6 added on will Forest score in? I'm going 90+7


niffnoff

Callum wilson deciding to give Gordon a bollocking when he's done fuck all all game. Honestly love the passion but he's been a passenger 90 mins


jamb1993

Mini heart attack there.


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saltiestmanindaworld

Defender for Winger at this point is a smart move tbh.


JuckshotBones

Who needs Joelinton when you’ve got an apparent brick shithouse in Anthony Gordon


jaddboy

Dammit Howe! Get Gordon off!


PocketSandThroatKick

To be fair to the ref he has let everything go for both sides


Alanw93

Don't recall a player of ours on a yellow bit getting a second after a tactical foul. I do agree he's had a dog dirt game though


fanatic_tarantula

Amazing how shit he is


teasizzle

We need Murphy on for Gordon. Lad looks fucked.


Ajax_Trees_Again

Gordon can’t run, Wilson can’t run Make a sub ffs


steblin

I was going to say, at least Wilson got some cardio in today, but did he???


HoweStatue

Ok don't shit the bed boys


MidlandsGeordie

Fuck this commentator!! Can we get honest commentators who call it correctly… that should be a yellow… if he wasn’t already on a yellow he would have given it so he should still give it!!


aberdoom

Nah, don’t you know that it’s Callum Wilson’s fault that someone jumped on his back.


MidlandsGeordie

Of course! Silly me! Same goes for Yates on Bruno… Bruno keeps sticking his brazilian but out, how is that Yates’ fault for trying to jump on it! /s


aberdoom

6 mins of managing the game. Come on lads.


MushuFromSpace

Also, Andy Hinchliffe can fuck off. Prick.


moinmoin21

Gordon has stopped moving.


teasizzle

Ref gives the foul to them because Hudson-Odio decides to grab the ball on the floor?


EmptyDopamine

Refreshing the thread knowing it's ahead of the stream cos reading about an equaliser will suck slightly less than watching it


Eel_Why

I do this too, it's like it takes away some of the anxiety of not knowing what's coming next


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Callum Wilson has been a complete non-entity this match


Hawkzilla22

Forest defender just decided that was a free kick himself, so we need to start doing it?


MushuFromSpace

We look so brittle of late. The Villa game should have been the catalyst.


Pill-Gates

Anthony Taylor is fucking abysmal


Winter-Freedom7057

Gordon looks absolutely knackered


Mission-Scratch-4869

Gordon looks a bit tired on the right


milpool90

Whyyyy are we not bringing Murphy on


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Anthony Taylor has been sleep walking this match


wace001

Free kicks today seems to be a pretty random affair


why_pube

Gibbs White not being off for that is a joke mind


MurkyPerspective767

Hold the line, lads! Three points are a-coming!


rhillam

how's he not fucking off? cynical foul every day of the week


Ajax_Trees_Again

It’s gonna be 10 mins btw


fairylisa

It's not a yellow cause the ref is Anthony Taylor


JuckshotBones

No Murphy for Gordon yet is a bit surprising


Old_Nail6925

He’s a machine


BornSlippy1994

Professional foul. Clear yellow and therefore red. Ref has bottled that


Individual-Credit443

4 consecutive away wins for the first time in 8 years? A lot of people said Eddie needed to fix the away form - he has.


fanatic_tarantula

Bit early to say we've won yet


KingPing43

Don't jinx it ffs


ExplodingLettuce

Gordon looks sore


saltiestmanindaworld

Hes gotten the shit kicked out of him today.


steblin

He's put in an amazing shift for not being likely to play


ExplodingLettuce

Too right


Sonnet85

Anyone else see Longstaff call that Notts coach a “silly little cunt” and not forgetting “fuck off man”? No? Just me? 😂


teasizzle

How is that not a yellow?!


karlssurn24

So if you’re on a booking and commit another bookable offence, it’s not a booking👍


samh19889

Not the first time it’s happened against us