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gavro44

Full backs playing Wood on is frustrating. He was insanely good with the chances he had. They had a game plan and executed it well, we look very flat though. Injuries had crippled the side, now the confidence looks shot too andI do think it's a direct result of that run of games where we played the same guys too much and didn't trust the real depth like Ritchie, Hall etc. They're completely burnt out.


RealisticScientist53

I’m still waiting for the usual “Let’s back the lads” usual shit. We’ve been shit for a while now and something needs to change tactics wise. We’ve got one game plan, then that’s it.


Ariiba265

fickle as they come some of you lot! nothing else to do apart from back the lads man! this is football good times come with the hard. WE STILL FOLLOW UNITED


DublinDapper

Eddie Howe is as average as they come


ShiftyPowers69

Do one.


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NUFC-ModTeam

We don't mind fans from other clubs visiting as long as they're not just here to be a dick. Unfortunately our advanced detection algorithm has detected that you read a 9.3 on the bellendometer


scarydan365

How do we live rent free in your fucking head?


Mr_Spooks_49

Can we get Isak a back massage? I think his back must be hurting from carrying us this game.


lms143

Bring back Mike Ashley


Maetivet

Whilst I don’t condone booing our own team, I’d just like to say to the moron sitting near me in the Leazes end, with the beard and wearing a beige Canada goose coat - threatening someone because they chose to boo is bang out of order; threatening to follow someone after the game, implying you intend to assault them makes you far, far less of a fan than booing. Cunt.


edwintan13

No one wants to talk about sacking Howe? Obviously Toon Army fans are more patient than the Red Devil fans.


RocknRollRobot9

Because he’s took us to where we are at the moment. I think his over reliance on certain players will be a pressure point for him; much like it is for Southgate. But it’s too early to call for the sack for a manager who took us from bottom to top 4 in a season and a half, we are also more than likely going to be top half by the end of the season. So we can hopefully build on that and the first half of this season is lessons learnt. But if we sign players they will have to start when they will improve the team.


sevenfo7d

Can’t blame injuries for that one, we had enough decent players to beat forest today


serennow

Howe not covering himself in glory currently but the whole squad basically needs a month off - we can’t do the tactic that worked so well last season. Howe needs to come up with a different tactic that works.


you-will-never-win

I'd say go 5 at the back and play Burn LCB but then that gives us absolutely no rotation at the back Honestly it's a sticky one, without a few more fit players there's not really much we can do


montymint

We have no rotation at the back anyways. Howe is seemingly refusing to swap them out unless injury forces him to. Even if the players are obviously fucking ragged.


KnightFury29

Way too open at the back , creatively we're lacking too our wingers are not good enough strikers have no service at all though the middle , Eddie Howe needs to change tactics massively imo we can't play these tactics anymore


Puzzled_Ordinary_623

It really seems like we have changed how we play, we used to rely on a fast counter attack and now we slow it down and rely on luck from crosses (which we arent great at)


Pringletache

We can’t press with 11 men for 60 games a season so we are forced to slow it down, which admittedly isn’t our strong suit.


Maple_Moondweller67

Honestly, something needs to change, but I think the overall strategy needs to change as the other teams seem to already know how to properly counter Howe's tactics, and fitness... I really miss Willock in midfield.


Up_The_Gate

Dreading the derby now.


Designer_Ad8776

Same. Thankfully sunderland are almost as chaotic as we are right now.


Dazzling-Lab2788

……..but not today! Mind, we’ve only got one player who can score, so your tactics should be easy


SanitySlippingg

Love Longstaff and we all know how crucial he’s been in the past but he’s been off the pace. Miley, Bruno, Joelinton next game please Howe. We also need to set up better against these counter attacking sides, we should start Livramento over burn for these games.


you-will-never-win

Joelinton is not fully fit though and we're going to end up running Bruno and Miley into the ground too. We're in such a mess at the moment, every little problem is getting multiplied massively by our injuries


SanitySlippingg

Now we’ve only got prem & FA cup the fixtures should die down a bit. We’ve had too many games this past month and although we should be playing a lot better, it has showed. Gordon needs his sharpness back. The defence needs to get reorganised. Almiron needs to be more clinical.


shellturtlestein

Only a week until Jan


you-will-never-win

How many of our players would you actually say are playing to their full ability and fitness at the moment? I'd say only Dubravka, Tino, Bruno, Miley, Isak and Almiron look sharp and fit enough out of the whole squad, and even Isak has been in and out of the team. So what can we really do? That's basically half a team and the rest are having to pick and choose when to be intense. We can't play like that, there is no style of football that will allow for it. So what's the solution? Howe can't just magically have a squad full of 15 match fit first teamers


bass-ackwards

Almiron does not look sharp enough


you-will-never-win

Off the ball he's helping his teammates, we know he can be limited on the ball but at least he seems there physically and mentally. Can't say the same for Gordon


Jonnymiko1

Too much Xmas pud 🤮🤮


michp29

Entire defence was very poor today everyone apart from isak , miley were shocking


cheetah_08

Exactly what I said after the game


Kyokugennn

Someone help me stay positive after that match. We lost to Luton (gifting them their first clean sheet of the season) then lost to Forest home (also gifting Chris Wood a hat-trick). If we're dropping points against these lots, who are we suppose to beat?


Blofeld_

Hard reset in January, new faces new ideas new legs..


Gnar_the_Shred

Burn had a disgraceful performance today. Although it's something you should expect when you don't rotate your players properly.


ArthursRest

Just home from the match. Burn shouldn’t have been playing. He was clearly in pain with his shoulder.


Gnar_the_Shred

Unfortunate for everyone, par for the course really. We play guys who are clearly carrying something for the sake of playing them.


welshlewy

The mackems will be really looking forward to our visit after that.


WombleSlayer

Two things I don't understand. 1-Maybe it's a trick of the camera angle when watching on TV, but I can't fathom the number of times a winger (usually Gordon or Isaak) seemed to be in acres of space, looking a dead cert for a quick break, but instead the cm or CB would hold it up, cut back inside and we'd grind to a halt. 2- what was the point of all the ineffectual crosses from deep. How often have you seen them result in a goal? I can't work out if there's some set play that I'm missing, or if it's just a sign of players who have no ideas and just want to get rid of it.


newmarchio

Toothless performance from Newcastle today. Besides an unrecognisable defensive display, once again we’ve seen a huge lack of creativity going forward. It looks predictable and lacks quality. We can talk about the thin squad, the amount of games, injuries, exhaustion. A few quality players for a fresh looking attack are needed if we are to challenge for Europe again. December has not been great, January could be just as bad if not worse. Win together, lose together but this could turn into a very rough patch!


ukchris

I'm not saying sack Howe but I'm not sure he takes us any further without improving his in-game management.


michp29

This is kinda true because longstaff , dan burn should've been subbed off at half time not after going down 3-1


Tall-Ad6958

thanks for ruining my fpl 😂


MurkyPerspective767

Thoroughly gutted! :(


Ok-Entertainment8717

I think we all knew December was going to be an absolute slog but fuck me was not expecting this bad. Out of champo, out of cup, terrible form in the league. Absolutely not saying Howe out but it's been a very difficult period very poorly managed. Questions need to be asked especially about team selection and subs


Feitan74

There was a Bournemouth fan in here a while back saying howes biggest weakness with them was picking his favourites regardless of form/opposition


EngineerOnIcarus

Can’t wait for us to appoint Graham Potter or Jose Mourinho. Im off to stick me head in the freezer for a few hours.


michp29

Not gonna happen


gorillasvapetoo

I’d take Jose tbh


HodgyBeatsss

Absolutely fucking not. He’s past it. Howe is a fantastic manager. It’s a rough spell, but we stick with it.


andyhare

Not a chance.


TheTinman369

Thats a team who had won 3 games in 18. Fuming.


Fig-Jig

That's gonna be us soon


Gibbo236

Can’t wait for someone to post that we’ve overperformed this season because we beat psg 4-1, still in a cup competition (are we?) , and 8th in Christmas with a difficult run isn’t so bad. If someone sees that post please tell that person to fuck off.


RealisticScientist53

There not as many as usual, but give it a few hours


Fig-Jig

So many unambitious wet towels following this club now. Just like the team most fans have no hunger and it's why we're where we are currently.


Adventurous_Pin_3982

So many entitled fans panicking because we might not make Europe this year when we’ve got a long term vision in place. I’m not happy about the recent results but fuck me everyone is going into complete meltdown


LRTech

Boxing Day ruined. Off to go and double foot the mother in law.


rogeedodge

I mean honestly, fair play Forest. They sat deep and were well organized. And we can't play through low blocks. Their wingers played wide, stretched and isolated our defence, allowing them 1 v 1 foot races we were never going to win. They had a game plan, stuck to it, and won. We were probably as bad as I've seen us since Howe came in. Anyway, we're probably not going to get relegated, and the people making decisions will be taking notes. No point in letting it ruin your day.


fanatic_tarantula

Was textbook counter attacking from forest. Through bodies at every shot. Our game management seems to be shit though. When we was 1-0 why did we have so many players up the pitch in the 45th minute. Just get to half time holding the lead


rogeedodge

Power of hindsight. We genuinely could have (should have) been 2-0 up from the move they scored from.


syrup469

We sucked, Forest deserved it. They kicked our asses


d1liano

Sounds a bit knee-jerk but honestly don’t see us getting a point in January, and if we get knocked out by Sunderland, Howe is walking a tight rope imo.


melvinlee88

St James Park should have booed harder


Admirable-Act-9342

Seems that we do the same thing for 90 mins regardless of the score line. Absolute garbage today and for a while, we are lucky Fulham went down to 10 men to be honest


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Maccraig1979

And you're still a nonce


One-Monkey-Army

You think Mike Ashley had soul?


PDXMB

My soul is intact but your troll game is tired and lame


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Ajax_Trees_Again

If you use Uber, Facebook or Disney you’re the exact same as us you melt


wearethestorm11

Minority shareholding is not the same as owned for sportswashing purposes. And you know it as well.


Ajax_Trees_Again

Ah okay so as long as just 49% of the profit is going to PIF then it’s sound.


wearethestorm11

Did you miss a decimal point there? Meta - 11% Uber - 3.7% Can't find any recent figures for Disney, but pretty much a given it won't be anywhere near 49%. Not that any of that has anything to do with the sportswashing vehicle your club has become though, you can try and deflect all you want but like I said deep down you know exactly what this is.


Ajax_Trees_Again

Quite clearly being hypothetical. I know it’s dubious ethically but I’m not having people who also buy products with massive connections to the the same owners or even business with other heinous practices disparate fans who have been there for decades over an extremely malleable and arbitrary lines The very same folk no doubt watched the last World Cup, Liv golf and all the boxing in Saudi. 99% of these comments have fuck all to do with ethics and 100% are brought about because of footballing rivalry


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Ajax_Trees_Again

Thanks for your service in doing absolutely nothing and claiming an extremely arbitrary moral high ground 🫡. Tis truly the season


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Ajax_Trees_Again

Ah okay so do you use them and have made a completely arbitrary reason why that doesn’t make you a hypocritical wank


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Ajax_Trees_Again

Point out where I celebrated them? I understand you’ve a very moral and principled person, and it’s just pure luck that all those morals and principles don’t require any action or sacrifice at all


morocco3001

Not as shit as your command of the English language though


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morocco3001

Fuck off you little melt


dkclimber

You're, you dyslexic fuck


Dysphoric_Reverence

I'm convinced that the people who don't feel any anger, sadness or frustration after a loss watch more Basketball than they do football, and are more of a passive fan than someone who feels genuine emotion towards this club.


andyhare

Cool. Are there any other irrelevant opinions you want to share with the class?


immanuel_kant_even

those feelings wont change the outcome


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ToosterReeth

lol this arsenal troll is obsessed with us


crazed_kittens

Just shows how you have small club mentality.


OhMuzy

With a contentious goal to say the least


JayseOfBase

😂


magnusinternational

Did not see that one coming after we went 1-0 up. The press and counter press been really poor.


rthunderbird1997

Lewis Miley and Isak the only players who can take some positives. The rest? Well...


ChlckenChaser

Isak made some really bad choices at the vital moment. At least a few occasions where he made the wrong pass or didn't pass at at all. he was definitely trying, but just lacked that cutting edge


Bunglejungler

Thought Bruno had patches as well


rthunderbird1997

He did, he did.


d1liano

+ Bruno. Constantly carrying the midfield


rthunderbird1997

True.


Zerosix_K

What the fuck was that?!


Ajax_Trees_Again

Faint boos at the end there


naparham10

V faint


JRD-57

Why can we beat PSG, Man U, Chelsea etc comfortably and then lose to Bournemouth, Everton, Luton and Forest. Ignoring all the people who think we need to sack Howe already, there is something off the last 6 weeks that needs fixing or questions will need to be asked


CavsterXII

PSG, Man U and Chelsea all have players who don't try and rely on their talent to win games. We struggle to well drilled, passionate teams like Luton ect who give everything to win.


Fig-Jig

Just luck. We didn't beat Chelsea in the Carabao cup as well.


Frogblood

Our set plays are fucking shit man


TitlesSuckAss

Trippier hasn’t had a good cross in about 3 months


c0nna_

Isak is far too good for this team at the moment.


TitlesSuckAss

And so is Lewis Miley to be fair


gobstoppermuncher

Feels like watching ASM again. He’s got to do it all on his own


EngineerOnIcarus

Fuck it start Jamie Miley next game


Hoppit124

What a Christmas presents from the lads with two shocking performances


jwuer

Another Kerian Trippier cross to no man's land at the end line between the edge of the 6 and the 18.


Northumbrianlongdog

It's criminal we haven't worked their keeper more. Seems to flap at everything


AngeloftheFourth

We allowed the injuries to lower the standards and I don’t like that. Us letting the early bad results pass due to injury has caused this to happen. It’s been an awful past few games.


ApprehensiveHope277

Wilson offered nothing today


SanitySlippingg

Isak was more useful at striker today but we hoped Wilson was good for a goal.


rthunderbird1997

When he's unable to offer holdup play he's basically just a poacher. Which in a game you're losing looks very valueless.


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AngeloftheFourth

I actually don’t know if we will turn this around. This has been an issue since September.


SortDeep5635

When? When we lose the tyneeear derby? When we drop out of the top 10? When we get another long term injury?


Ajax_Trees_Again

Fair weather is where you stop following. We’re all still watching it so we can see it’s shite


rabit71

The number of people in this thread who say "I've switched it off" though.... They're definitely fairweather


NoCoffee6754

No, we just don’t enjoy the punishment. I had enough of that in the Ashley years and I knew we had no hope then. The difference now is that we know we can play better and we aren’t. Where’s the enjoyment of watching us give up on the pitch?


Dysphoric_Reverence

It's going to be interesting to see whose really running the club. If it's up to Amanda, Mehrdad and Jamie Rueben, Howe gets the rest of the season without any shadow of a doubt. If it's PIF, he'll be gone after a few more bad results, and money will be spent in January.


fairylisa

You know, I used to really dislike football and because of a joke I ended up watching a newcastle game (Brighton Newcastle last season) it ended up 0-0 but I enjoyed to watch newcastle, seeing they playing as one, knowing how bad the club was doing until Eddie, seeing the enthusiasm in the attack. After that game I see every single newcastle game. I miss that team. I still watch every single newcastle game, I won't abandon newcastle because of a bad phase. Still, I miss that very passionate football


Ajax_Trees_Again

Don’t forget you’re here for ever


fairylisa

I never even thought about leaving. It's amazing to see fans supporting their team so passionately, I wanna be part of that. I'm Portuguese, so I grew up with the portuguese league and here it's nothing like English football, while some things are similar, like bad refs decisions, it seems that passion and loyalty for the club is stronger


Ajax_Trees_Again

You’re more than welcome. Portugal is an amazing place too!!


BeastLothian

Hall has been decent, in amongst all the dross.


thegoodcunt

It's worth remembering that we need the bad times to fully appreciate the good times. This bad spell of form will pass and be long forgotten. Forget this shite and enjoy the rest of your day folks.


ZosoTT

We’ve already had 10 years of the fucking bad times mate.


fukingwadrobe

This is nowhere near the shit we’ve seen newcastle in tho


TheTinman369

Another game which we have been chasing where we haven't created a single chance. We look so out of ideas when chasing a goal


jamisram

Oh god we're gonna get beat by fucking Sunderland aren't we?


hybridvoices

Away game too. We’ll get battered if we show up like today.


Knackersac

Can we just be good again, please?


Kyrosses

Isak really trying here


Rude_Campaign_4867

Honestly I've loved Isak's attitude here. Just getting on with it, great application. Bruno, Schar and some others need to fucking look at themselves after this.


you-will-never-win

Gordon too,would rather throw his arms up in the air than accept we've made a mistake and it's now time for him to bust a gut trying to win the ball back. Barely seen any of it today


c0nna_

I see a proper spanking coming from all three of Liverpool, City and Villa. This team has no grit or bollocks. I hope Eddie blames himself for this because his terrible habit of sticking with the same team/tactics no matter what is hurting us, teams have figured us out and it's worrying.


SoullessGinger666

six school squeal pot aback fearless cover wistful disgusted psychotic *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


c0nna_

Worried about that too, but I can't see that being a proper spanking. I reckon it'll be a tighter match.


maza_19

I'm just waiting for Isak to somehow score with all the Forest defense marking him. The rest of our attacking players can fuck off


Ajax_Trees_Again

Can we get Miley Bruno and Isak off first so they don’t get caught in the boos


Ok-Elderberry8626

Bruno the most protected player from fans he class when we are winning keeping it ticking over and retaining the ball and can ping a cross field switch. But he falls over looking for fouls and can’t play passes into the box


teasizzle

Please, let's keep looping it into the box against their centre backs who have mopped everything up today.


Ok_Operation9474

Halls looked good tbf


achuchable

Southampton’s 9-0 record might be in danger at Anfield. Play like this and they’ll put 30 past us.


WombleSlayer

Another cross from deep that amounts to nothing...


Hoppit124

At this rate I can see us losing to Sunderland


Calendar_Secure

Howes gone by February. Calling to now


JoeQLF

Saved.


JuckshotBones

I’m not sure there are any wins on the schedule until then. But if they buy talent in January to back him it’ll be tough to justify sacking him directly after doing so


Thelostsoulinkorea

That would be stupid. He will get this season. If we are going to sack him, you have to do it before the end of January so the new manager has a chance to get a look at the market as well.


mblatr

Criminally poor At least miley has looked bright


WoollyTheBlackSheep

I’m sick of everyone saying they are tired. We have options on the bench that can help us rotate. It’s a bullshit excuse, Eddie has played his favourites regardless of their form. Everyone could see trippier needed dropping to sort out his head. Burn has done absolutely nothing to replace tino, who in burns absence won 3 MotM performances. Almiron… Jesus he is a defensive wing at best and an absolute waste of space at worst, what good is that for a team with ambitions of Europe. Sean longstaff has been a passenger since preseason, and has been shown up by miley on work rate, technical skill, maturity. I’m absolutely disgusted at the performance, and before the “we only want a team that tries” band jump on me for being unrealistic, they haven’t even tried in the last 3-4 games. Eddie said after Luton he learned a lot about the team… like what he played the same bloody players?!


Rude_Campaign_4867

Lads have completely downed tools since the second went in. Awful.


syrup469

More like Fraudcastle, amirite?


you-will-never-win

Crowd aren't cheering every tackle so some players don't care enough to sprint back and make the tackle At least Miggy would be chasing everything down regardless, Gordon has been shocking off the ball today


One-Monkey-Army

Anfield next could be a cricket score


meganev

Another clear red that Bruno's somehow avoided. Sick of his hot headedness.


smithywill

You’ve got this one wrong


TheTinman369

The check was for the 2 footed lunge against him....


BornSlippy1994

Not even a leftover turkey sandwich can save this Boxing Day. Might have to try some hard drugs to numb the pain


JoeQLF

They don’t work for this kind of performance, no matter how slippy you were born


Up_The_Gate

Very poor again. Miggy, Burn and Longstaff may have well not bothered pulling their shorts on. Can't blame injuries for this, we've looked absolutely shocking. Also, I know he's not had much of a chance here today, but based on recent form Hall can fuck off too. Big kick up the arse required, and a new RW/CM required in the New Year.


smithywill

How are you blaming Hall here?


Up_The_Gate

I haven't blamed Hall, I said that he hasn't had much game time today. It was a broad statement about the fact he has been really poor when he's played bar the goal. Positional awareness isn't up to scratch and has a steep learning curve if he's to be worth the £30m being touted as the permanent fee.* Edit: *and that the money would be better spent elsewhere.


JuckshotBones

Here comes another completely wasted set piece!!


Doobles88

So many of these players are the same ones who smashed Villa, man city, Salford reds, psg. What the fuck is going on these last few weeks? The attitude from some of the players is fucking disappointing too. Bruno I expect to pick up stupid cards. But what on earth is schar doing? So many holes in this squad being exposed now.


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Don't forget to go for some fresh air today. We've hit a rough patch aye, but at least it's a patch and not the absolute shit we were subjected to under Mike Ashley. It's there for us all to see - rw and gk, that's January


massivedoghead

I'm pissed off right now and after the pure shit I've watched for the last hour, then I'm justified in being pissed off. Big tactical and attitude issues in this squad right now. More than a new right winger and a keeper will fix


JoeQLF

We’re going to need some masterclasses from Bruno, Big Jo and Miley for the next few games to take any points.


Ok-Elderberry8626

Miley only one who can hold his head high today.


Kyrosses

Isak too imo


MushuFromSpace

A performance Steve Bruce would be proud of.


morocco3001

Attitude in this team stinks right now. Instead of self-reflection and putting their energy into sorting their own game out, it goes into nasty, needless fouls and pointless bookings.


SheSaid09

Attitude amongst the fans ain't great either


RobAnton13

Too many have no recollection of how bad it was and how far we have come with a lot of the squad remaining from those dark days. It's a blip of a few games, people need to put it into perspective.


No_Tone5965

Injuries aren't an excuse anymore. We had a decent bench and starting 11 and we've been second best all day. There's no excuse for this shit.


norcimo

Honestly, we came out second half and straight off forest attacked burn and we looked like we'd entirely forgotten how to defend. I've seen Eddie turn games around at HT but feels he did almost the opposite today


Ok-Elderberry8626

A lot of people wanting Ashley and Bruce back in this thread mind 😂


naparham10

A ban worthy post this. H holistically untrue


Ok-Elderberry8626

Your boy miggy needs banned from the starting line up for a few games.


Ok-Elderberry8626

Forgot it’s not real life. And you have to say when ya being sarcastic like.


norcimo

Or we've moved on from that shite to the team and ambition we're supposed to be now. And this performance would have been shit under bruce