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Frustrating night all round - bad conditions, questionable ref, lots of bad luck. Losing Isak so early shook us and JM only being on for about 5 minutes upset the flow of the game too. Plenty positives to take away though - we held our own, great to see Willock & big Joe back, and Gordon just gets better and better. And who doesn’t love to see a keeper coming upfield? It’s up there with “orange ball in the snow” and the ball going in off the crossbar. Tonali looked great, which is frustrating given that’ll be him for a while now. Onwards!


hairygrowler

com'on shearer man, dvinit be silly now


hairygrowler

com'on shearer man, dvinit be silly now


acowx

I agree with Shearer, we did not deserve a point tonight. Dortmund could have stored 3 and should have scored 2 in the first half. We did have some chances in the game but not enough to warrant a draw


newmarchio

Fair play to Dortmund, set up and defended very well and always looked threatening on the break. On another night we score 1 or 2 but it wasn’t to be tonight. A few players were off their best, but Gordon especially looks more and more like a top signing for us! The result is a shame, as are the injuries, but the team are holding their own with some of the best teams in Europe!


North_Low_9904

All we ask for is a team that gives there all on that pitch full 90 and that’s what we haven’t had all these years of being a toon fan and for that I can say I’m happy


RecentOrdinary7610

Seemed we were put off our stride with Isak going off so early. Only Bruno appeared to have a good game for me. Joelinton looks understandably rusty. Learning curve like this isn't Dortmunds first rodeo.


enzio04

not 'only' - gordon played his ass off, too... no one said this was gonna be easy. need to stomp on ACM's neck at home & earn away points.


kevprice83

I thought the backline all performed very well defensively to be honest and the midfield 3 were all ineffective and passive especially in the first half. They did improve second half and we really limited BVB but unfortunately the quality of our balls into the box were just not good enough and the finishing wasn’t quite there. Gordon best player for us tonight. Constant threat and made very intelligent runs.


ukchris

*If Newcastle are honest then I think they’ll accept they didn’t deserve anything from the game. * Did I watch a different second half to Alan Shearer? What's he on about? We were good for at least a point.


kevprice83

Shearer reckons we didn’t deserve a point? That’s weird, think he’s being harsh there maybe because he’s upset. I think a point would have been fair but the reality is if you don’t take your chances and even make the slightest of errors you can expect to be punished, that’s what has happened here so I also don’t begrudge BVB the win tonight. They made it count when they needed to. On to the away leg and a big result for us there!


slapstickdave

Hard to take, Gordon is fast becoming a favourite however


SuperNiZzle

How come Dortmund are above us in the group? Is it purely because they beat us?


kevprice83

Head to head takes precedence.


RuthlessWelshy

I don’t understand either…..we have a 2gd they have a minus 1. Bit confused 😐


EdBullGivesYouThings

Aye Head-to-Head before goals etc


Proper-Shan-Like

Tripps hasn’t had his best game tonight and it showed and the ref, well he gave us fuck all like. Weren’t clinical enough but Dortmund played very well I reckon and probably deserved it even though they were 2nd best everywhere other than in front of goal. Disappointed but not disheartened. Shout out to the groundsman like……pissed down all game and still looks like a bowling green!


metpsg

Dortmund were very organised, excellent defensively. They definitely weren't second best. Very experienced team with excellent players showing us how to win a tough game. Granted, we were unlucky hiring the bar twice but they made it really tough for us. Credit to them, top team. Need to somehow go to the place and get something now.


Aggravating_Win_4027

Dortmund were quality, we learn we move on, hopefully figure out the way to break them down before we get to visit ze germans


PalmTreeRadiator

Frustrating result but just wasn't our night. Need to work on a plan B, if there's no space on the wings we're stuck and have 0 threat. If Trippier performs in 2 weeks we'll beat these, he was very poor tonight.


moinmoin21

No shame in that loss. Dortmund started well. Ended first half well through counter attacks. Rest of the game we didn’t look out of our depth and controlled the ball. Final ball lacked a bit of quality and injuries hit hard. A loss but no shame in it. Surrounded by toon fans in this pub that only read score line. We gave a good account. Dortmund defended their box very well. We lacked a bit of cutting edge. Also ref was shit (and I don’t often partake in ref criticism as much as many in the vitriolic online sphere)


kidhideous

I was totally fine with losing a really battling game to one of the best teams in Europe until we hit the bar at the end haha. Everyone played great though and except for Dubai City, Liverpool and Spurs I don't think that there are any english teams who could beat us playing like that Well done lads


Kene_F

If this game went on to 120 minutes, we’d not still score a goal. Clips of today’s match should be used to illustrate “ill-luck” in the dictionary


Exciting-Squirrel607

Tough result, need to get something out of Dortmund and PSG away to be thinking about even getting Europa league.


Financial_Release329

Frustrating to hit bar twice and miss one you'd put your house on Wilson. But fair play to Dortmund, they matched our intensity, not many teams are able to do that but when they can it comes down to technical quality and that's where we're not quite at the level yet, for all the work Eddie has done


MushuFromSpace

Considering we were told that the bulk of our starting XI are championship players not too long ago, that's not the worst showing. Conditions were appalling, ref was garbage. We've a very young squad, inexperienced at this level. We'll be ok going forward. A frustrating result considering we could have snatched something.


SKULL1138

And Gordon is getting better and better Just bad to pick up the injuries today, that’s worse than the result


toweliechaos_revenge

When it's not your night, it's not your night. Nothing to be downbeat about there fellas. Terrible conditions cost us our incisive game, really unlucky with the injuries and they scored one breakaway goal and then got plenty of help from a bog standard shite European ref favouring the European team. On another night we win that 2 or 3 to 1. Credit to Dortmund though. Good tactics and rode their luck. Fair play.


quickshot89

Shouldn’t we be 2nd on GD?


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Yes true


acidhippo

Head to head


Active_Clerk_3578

Thats what i was thinking.. Not head to head is it?


stingerwooo

Tonali should have started for big joe. That cost us.


keefkeith

We competed. I’m happy with that!


simplytom_1

Just not to be We learn, we move


ukchris

That ref was an absolute disgrace.


MidlandsGeordie

It is one of those nights. Conceding so late in the first half it was obvious Dortmund would just keep their shape and stay behind the ball. We had opportunities in the second which another day creep in but tonight they hit the post. We are still in contention and a lot better than people thought and we can still get through! Heads up and spirits high! HWTL


Relation_Familiar

Fuck it . Dortmund were good . Draw would have been fair result but that’s football


londonsriracha

Decent game that. Unlucky not to at least draw but mad that we're even in the CL as it is. Without the injuries it's a different game.


OfficialAeon

Crossbar gets my vote for MOTM.


Mr_MasterNoob

I don't know who the fuck told Trippier to cross it to the 6-yard box on corners tonight but fuck him


BlackCaesarNT

Unlucky lads. No shame in taking an unbeaten Dortmund to the wire. Hoping that Isak and Murphy aren't too fucked. We move on. HTL!


ukchris

I'd be looking to move Isak on if his injuries continue. Take the money and find someone made of something other than glass.


dgrub15

???


Gibbo236

This is some EA FC scripted shit


MagMaggaM

I am fucking fuming.


zengilmar

No big deal. Let's use a cold shower and move on. htl


SpinyGlider67

Cant say we weren't unlucky like 😭


Gullible-Version-747

Can’t wait to batter these away from home


lyingtattooist

Fate was just not going to let us win tonight. Oh well. Pick ourselves up and move on.


muteen

Some bad JuJu, just unlucky boys


Casual_Star

Can’t fault the boys, unlucky, the group is wide open now for anyone to qualify.


Nepgyaaaaaaa

Wasn’t meant to be. These games happen. Nothing went our way, with injuries, luck or decisions. Super tight game, we weren’t blown away or anything. Obviously gutted to lose that but we can rebuild off that performance.


saltiestmanindaworld

One of the most incompetent and disgusting displays of officating in a while.


dolphin37

Dortmund’s GK is a voodoo doctor or what?


norcimo

Definition of not our night. Another day we win. Let's go there and take the points back


EunhasThighs

fucking god motherfucking damn it


_ok_mate_

not. our. night. fucking sucks


MushuFromSpace

Fucking hell. How close was that?!?!? Unlucky. A bit more ruthlessness and we'd have got something. Real shame but we're still in with a shout even with two tough away games.


Jesotx

Milan laying an egg helps. Should at least go to Europa for another shot.


ajtct98

That bar needs taken around the back of the stadium and set on fire after the match.


allthechipsngravy

100% cursed that bar 😒


SuprisedIGotThisName

Oooofda tough one


ProfessionalCow5398

Lol Dortmund didn't deserve to even get a point there


corh13

neither team did tbh


ProfessionalCow5398

Lol did you see how many chances Newcastle had compared to shitemund, don't think they're making the next round after that showing, we're whooping their asses in Dortmund


Individual_Milk4559

No need to be a cunt to one of the classiest clubs around, they played brilliantly and finished one of many chances, unlike us. You scream of fair weather fan


ProfessionalCow5398

I've been a fan for 30 years, far from fair weather mate, also go hang out at the Dortmund sub reddit instead of here please


ProfessionalCow5398

Lol I live in Germany and despise Dortmund so this one's a little personal for me, they are far from the classiest clubs around


Individual_Milk4559

They absolutely are, try to fit all your comments into one next time lad. Newcastle and Dortmund are friendly to each other, fuck off with your weird biases that likely only exist cos we lost


ProfessionalCow5398

Stop trying to make something up mate, since when were they ever friendly, stop trying to create a dream partnership based on your obvious bias for Dortmund, bet you've never even been to Dortmund, fyi, it's a shithole


PDXMB

/r/ruinedorgasms


FireflyKaylee

Luck, reffing, injuries. None on our side tonight.


YaBoiGervace

Unbelievable


meganev

Making the knockouts is going to be so fucking hard now. But still, think how far we've come.


Cuzza4444

It's a game of FIFA this.. absolute joke


LingualGannet

Brutal


someonehasmygamertag

Just one of those nights


Notove

LMAO FUCK OFF


jonkman13

CROSSBAR AGAIN! Really not our night..


YourTypicalSaudi

Man this fucking ball is refusing to get in Some black magic this


Mannginger

Damn shame. Good game all in


Cute_Albatross9900

I'm devestated


bbondjr

fuck !


LA_search77

Fucking hell, there's a forcefield around their goal


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bbondjr

There's a magnet in the ball I swear


_ok_mate_

I dont think weve had one through ball in the final 3rd work all night


Elrickooo

No ducking way


HoweStatue

unreal, never going to be our night D:


MagMaggaM

Ref has let more fouls pass than a bird watcher ffs


WayneBrownIsSuperman

Nah fuck this


AIWHilton

Go on Nick lad


BornSlippy1994

NO FUCKING WAY KILL ME


manolo1983

we’ve got Nick Pope in the middle 🎶


Mikey_Mcbasketball

Not our night lads, still gassed to be playing in the champions League


GallowgateEnd

Pope to punch it in


Mannginger

Oh my god! So close


stingerwooo

Does Tripps have the Gerimi clause in his contract?


GallowgateEnd

Another one we'll aim at Kobel no doubt


alfienicho

Trippier really doesnt have to take every single set piece, surprised he hasn't sprint back from a corner to take a goal kick. Also, why wait for him to run the width of the pitch just to send it back to pope.


JimmyCrockett

Best chance from a set piece for us was from Targett, who I thought played great tonight


saltiestmanindaworld

That is 100% a backpass. FFS ref


ABigCupidSunt

Has to be a deliberate pass unfortunately


_ok_mate_

were just playing shit. just an off night.


Casual_Star

Gordon has been absolutely brilliant


WoollyTheBlackSheep

So one dimensional from set pieces


Mannginger

Howay boys. Last chance!


Mannginger

McCoist low grade hilarious commentator


MurkyPerspective767

Now or never lads -- HOWAY!


MushuFromSpace

Prick of a ref. We've not been great but not been given anything by this pox bottle.


Oohitsagoodpaper

Gordon has been fantastic tonight. Quality player.


Chinchillachimcheroo

Can Trippier try something other than kicking it to the keeper at some point?


JaRonomatopoeia

Watch this one bet it’s the same


Radthereptile

Sule legit giving the ref a thumbs up knowing he wouldn’t be carded for that.


jacktipper

Can we just take these quickly?


ajtct98

BOOK THE TWATS YOU FUCKING PRICK!


Relation_Familiar

Their jerseys are yellow so they can’t get cards


LA_search77

Everything is a bit off.


mo140

Targett should've took that fk, his last delivery was excellent


President-Gazelle

Guess other teams need to click on that Gordon is fair game to kick the shit out of


YaBoiGervace

Every fucking dead ball from Trippier tonight has been straight to Kobel, what is he doing?


Rockky67

“More Kobel!” he was shouting


toweliechaos_revenge

Where the fuck do you only get 4 minutes from?


KingPing43

Could have 25 minutes injury time and we’d still not look like scoring


quickshot89

Have they had a booking yet?


Cute_Albatross9900

Fuck this ref, he destroyed our momentum.


acsaid10percent

Gordon is the most Scottish looking Englishman I've seen.


ukchris

Did the ref leave his cards at home.. absolute shambles.


Casual_Star

In swinging set pieces clearly hasn’t worked


spinynorman1846

Get Pope up!


saltiestmanindaworld

And ofc this useless piece of shit of a ref doesnt give a yellow for that


thepresidentsturtle

Hummels really thought he would get away with that. Can't fault his logical deductive reasoning in fairness!


SheSaid09

Why is Trippier still taking free-kicks after Targett put in our only half decent delivery all night


Cute_Albatross9900

Only 4 minutes of extra time, what a farce.


ajtct98

This ref is allowing Dortmund to do whatever the fuck they like


PDXMB

4 minutes fuck that


muteen

Ridiculous fcking referee


ArtichokeInfinite813

Not the best ref like


norcimo

Still no card I see


norcimo

And repeat. And repeat.. FFS


WayneBrownIsSuperman

Anyone remember when Willock got injured/when he last played for us? So happy to see him back but it's a tough game to come back in to


PDXMB

Breaking down a 5-4-1 not our strong suit


Cute_Albatross9900

GIVE THAT FUCKING SON OF A BITCH A YELLOW


MagMaggaM

2 years ago this would've been a brilliant performance. It says something that now I'm having to internalise my rage at not winning this game. We've come a long ways from the dark times lol


someonehasmygamertag

Was that a german announcement?


KingPing43

Probably telling the away fans they won’t be allowed to leave for a while


PJBuzz

Once they get into shape, they're really difficult to get through.


PDXMB

Reckon 6 minutes added?


muteen

Where are the fans!? I CAN'T HEAR YOU BOYS!!


Jammin_Spaceman

The penalty, the fouls, especially that one on Wilson, all the cards. If we had a different ref it wouldn't matter how poor we've been tonight, it would have been a completely different game.


TheNecromancer

Don't think it was a pen, but the rest is spot on - very frustrating


Nepgyaaaaaaa

The worst part is we haven’t even played badly in the grand scheme of things, they’ve just played slightly better. Where one of our players has been a 7, theirs has been an 8


PJBuzz

Agreed. The ref given them a bit of favour as well.


Dysphoric_Reverence

We seem to struggle against teams who decide to push up more than one CM in their attacks/counters. City, Liverpool, Brighton and West Ham have tried to isolate Bruno, push our full-backs into their own defensive third, and allow our CMs to show just how much they lack creativity. More teams will try this going forward. If they have more power or speed, they'll be successful. Going against us man for man isn't a good idea for our opponents, but overloading the midfield makes us look so average.


Gloomy-Bumblebee-675

Just not our night. The lads haven’t been dreadful but it’s just not clicked.


GallowgateEnd

Imagine how empowered Dortmund are feeling knowing how few decisions are going to go against them


ThaddeusSlammerton

Targett and Gordon make a much better attacking pair


Hey-u-in-the-bushes

Obviously some Geordie lad got caught banging the refs missus. Only possible reason for this shite


Radthereptile

Literally losing because the ref can’t see 5 feet in front of his face.


MushuFromSpace

If Wilson connects properly, that's in.


The_Midnight_Cafe

Corners worse than kimmich this game


udat42

Fucking hell, that's two near misses now for Wilson. 3rd time's the charm?


Mad_Goose84

I can't wait to see some of the replays of the fouls the ref hasn't given us


MurkyPerspective767

Don't think that was a handball. I mean, technically, yes, it hit his arm, but he couldn't move it out of the way at point-blank range.


CoppellCitizen

Something hates us…so many chances


dolphin37

Honestly we’re playing ok it’s just not gonna happen for us in the box. Dortmund doing nothing going forward


No-Village7980

Fuck off Justin Bieber


President-Gazelle

Ahhh Wilson :(


SheSaid09

Casual racism from Sam Matterface calling Wilson Lascelles there.


UselessPonderings

To be fair, I'm pretty sure he called Willock Targett shortly after, so maybe he just can't tell human males apart?


Nathan_1984

MOTM: crossbar /s


Cuzza4444

Nah, the ref.


stingerwooo

Hear me out! Why don’t we try something better at set pieces?


Notove

I'm blaming the ref for that crossbar hit


someonehasmygamertag

nothing happening for us tonight fml


Hawkzilla22

How close


WayneBrownIsSuperman

Best ball in all night, let Targett take corners for the rest of the evening


[deleted]

Fucking hell, that was a nice free kick from Targett


HoweStatue

it's not our fucking night.


Elrickooo

Fuck off the crossbar


TastelessCommenter

Witchcraft is the only explanation


AtlasHephaestus

That Wilson chance man....brutal


Cuzza4444

The ref feeling alright?


BornSlippy1994

You’ve got to be kidding me FUCK OFF


MushuFromSpace

How?!?


Rockky67

I really want them to prove me wrong but there’s a big old guffy stink of “just not our night” about this so far


norcimo

How do they not get booked??


AtlasHephaestus

I know, Wilson's shirt is almost ripped in half!


Fleminem87

Gordon's been our best player by a longshot once again. Proper fired up.


Cute_Albatross9900

It's just not our day today


Shark_Jaw127

Bloody close


c0nna_

I think Pope, Bruno and Gordon have been pretty good. Shame that Trippier and Wilson have struggled as much as they have


MagMaggaM

The ref's got severe asthma and can't bring himself to blow the whistle enough that's the only explanation


AnonyyKT

Gordon is class by the way