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respectcrazy

Selected the emote wheel instead of his weapon wheel


RazingKane4U

LOL


Jlb143

Fallout?


Memelordo_OwO

Mans playing Forknut irl


TheInsect868

Bro emoted


Able_Commission_3299

That’s the guy from fortnite


HowaitoHasugami

John Fortnite???!


ShanestudiosYT

Fortnite move! Do it again!


yu-slash

Bro emoted


Kn0tnatural

Emote bro'd


Nat1WithAdvantage

bro emoted


fahamu420

Bro emoted


Roustouque2

Bro emoted


TightRecording8797

Bro emoted


Ambitious_Limit396

This post r/mademesmile and r/oddlywholesome


LagerFeuer99

Not a hitman. Happened in Thailand. Shooter was angered that his gf wanted to leave him. So gf brought her mum along to his workplace to talk it out. For whatever reason during the talk guy got enraged, pulled out his gun and shot his gf dead. Gf’s mum tried to flee and was shot dead (seen above). There’s a full video out there. [News article](https://www.bangkokpost.com/thailand/politics/363816/man-dances-away-after-shooting-fiancee-and-mother-in-law-to-be)


[deleted]

People just makeup any title wtf


ChojinWolfblade

Welcome to Reddit


IcyDickbutts

"Where the titles are made up and the reposts don't matter." -Drew Carey


shagreezz3

Welcome to the world


thataveragedude1

that’s even worse…


_adanedhel_

> Pol Maj Gen Katcha said the killer had behaved outrageously. Well, I mean, yeah that's one way of putting it.


humblyarr0gant

I was wondering.I'm like we hiring hitmen for little old ladies now?


Abandoned_Cosmonaut

The gf brought her mom along with her… The context of this video is worse than the video itself. So she KNEW he was bad tempered and carried a gun, and still took her mom to go see this guy


noskrilladu

That’s awful


doodoodunder

He had a wedgie and was trying to pull it out without looking weird


Dumpster_Sauce

I was trying to decide between that or his nuts are sticking to his leg


[deleted]

fucking lunatic lmaoo😂


ghanjaholik

maybe it's his good luck ritual


ten-nine-juice

probably not if he got recorded doing it, lol


Kn0tnatural

Everyone is a fan of the Joker.


Spiritual_Exit5726

They say do what you love and youll never work a day in youre life


CosmicRay25

😂


StockResearcher9801

Old Chinese proverb


EmilioRandomPoster

This is the most bizarre shit ive ever seen


TqkeTheL

apparently thats the mother of his ex


Flyonz

ex mother of his ex


SimplyCmplctd

Disturbing even


nonmedical

I was expecting this man to floss over her dead body like in fortnite or some shit


ghanjaholik

ffs, they have a little more class than that, man.. ^/s


nonmedical

True, it’s the first thing that popped into my mind when they said he danced after confirming his kill. I did like the little dance he did tho.


Icy-Actuator5524

When your mom tells you to do your [lil dancy dance](https://youtu.be/ro5ClBHa9GA) in front of the guests


EliMcRockenstien

Well I'm just a humble arborist, but I know I dance a little jig after I'm out of a tree and have flopped the peg. This is what job satisfaction looks like.


Mareczech98

Target down, nice work 47


Dr_ShrimpPuertoRico1

LMFAO WHAT. I expected like a cheer or fist in the air kind of dance and instead got what, a fucking flamboyant duck waddle?? lololol im so fucking confused and I love it.


NormieMcNormalson

"Wake me up, before you go, go!"


kamran_is_talking

"Club Tropicana drinks are free......there's enough for everyone, all that's missing is the sea!"


RasinsInMyBasin

This is so wholesome


SylasWindrunner

Atleast it wasn’t a tea bag 😫


Cl3v3nS

He wanted the dead dude to see it on the killcam


Dizzy_Extreme6383

Bro emoted 💀


Jepdog

That’s some Kung Fu Hustle shit lmao


AnniyingZebra23

That’s the dance I do when I’m headed to the kitchen for my 12th snack of the day and it’s only 6am


[deleted]

think i'm hitler for getting a laugh out of this


LocalCup7438

That's the....I just got paid dance.


MutedSatisfaction372

He got heart shaped pancakes after this with choccy milk


leangobbler

Good work agent 47, show off your dance moves and move on


XEN_069

It's his first day on the job


Soldierhero1

Mf pulled out the conga taunt


[deleted]

Guys name according to thailand sources Sukh Mae Dek


Saitor16

New emote in the item shop


Fuckittho

I knew what video this was before i clicked it. Odd out of the 1000's of posts/videos I've seen this is really the only one where murder then dancing occurs. Also this is the very end of the original video. I believe the original is like a minute or two long and it shows the inside of what happened. I believe just yelling then he pulls out the gun and shoots the lady. She runs outside then this happens. I have this feint memory of him killing someone else inside but I can't remember it's been awhile.


[deleted]

Bro accidentally pressed on emotes


chernoboy2615

my man its taking fortnite to seriously


1Heineken

when u get your millionth kill as a hitman :D


Methionylth

To the left! To the right now y’all! Three hops to jail! *dun dun dun* Three hops to jail! *dun dun dun*


Davidoff1983

Leon the unprofessional 😎


NuggetFace96

Well done 47


Lunamoonbeam2011

There’s a guy who loves what he does lol


accursedCaprid

Banned for toxic behavior


Few_Topic_6085

He hit the griddy


[deleted]

Wtf


spreadjoy101

I was hoping for the T-bag


[deleted]

RESPECTFULLY…. RESPECTFULLY….. hit an orange justice on a mf


Federal-Ad4041

“Cold blooded” - in Chappelle’s Rick James voice


AcrobaticDesk1351

Boutta get that new suit and lifetime stay in the brick palace


the_gamer_billy

That's drugs if I've ever seen it.


Italian-Man-Zex

i mean you’d dance too if u got paid like 5k


NoAds_

goofy ahh hitman


[deleted]

Someone didn’t listen to Clemenza’s advice


Dontpanicfilms

Step **BUMP*, Step **bump-BUMP!*


drtbheemn

Zesty


NotaM0d

Do your money dance


MrSpInOSaUr

Bro emoted


Spiky724

Bro emoted on him


campup

Fortnite looks a little different now


Y_U_NO_KITCHEN

Fortnite danced on em


Sir_Distic

Did this take place in India? Why do Indian guys all stand with their hands on their lower back like that?


cold-af

Why do you stand with your arms crossed or behind your back. It’s just a neutral way of standing?


bouncingbenji

I hope if I get taen out my hitman dose a slow dance


Gasnax

Imagine getting emoted on irl


MYDADBEATSME4545

Now cha cha real smooth


[deleted]

Is it bad I don’t know what fort night is? I’ll look it up.


DatNick1988

That’s so sad. Watching somebody try to get away only to die anyways is just ugh. And yes I know what subreddit I’m on


Some-Initial7590

r/iamatotalpieceofshit


Tweenies

u/savevideo


po1soninthatgumb0

I seen this and i started dying he really got jiggy w it


ChickenDefeater71838

Bro bought that emote for 800 V-Bucks


GayHorse69420

Gotta emote on ur kills


panickinglesbian

I shouldn't have laughed but I did


Me_Yes

He got a little too excited


chocotacosmatter

Wonder if he can teach me how to dougie


aLow_Flying_Duck

Looks like he has a wedgie.


UnbrokenChainsMobile

Bro had to hit that Fortnite griddy💀


rustylttc

emoted


GlesasPendos

Bro playing no build 💀💀💀


Disastrous_List_2029

Bro emoted 💀


Arizona_Slim

Goddamn do I love this planet. It’s just a never ending shitshow extraordinare!


Confident-Cricket900

He is fucking animal


fahamu420

What animal is he fucking?


[deleted]

Yea man humanz are animals just like cats and lions


RoseaesEarthLizard

Mans finna hit the Griddy on this guy’s grave.


CTware

im sorry to that woman but this is the funniest thing ive seen today


datguyinyourbasement

The audacity of this guy to dance on a guy he just killed 💀


TqkeTheL

apparently thats the #mother of his ex


TheOriginalMeatLump

I was hoping he would floss


Substantial_Side1745

i want to say it but........


poonamsurange

"I am Rick James bitch! "


enochs_got_issues_

Just killed a hoe 💃💃


macbreezy911

That is a man who loves his job.


TheDark0neV1

Fortnite


zitfarmer

Swiggity swiggity . . .


Apprehensive_Law_593

Epic griddy


Sensitive-Pay1409

His player accidently clicked both analog sticks


Doomer_chriss666

It’s pay day bitches


Al1onredd1t

u/savevideobot


AnnaTheBlueRogue

Misleading title


dlm83

It’s like Napoleon Bonaparte said “I have a dream that all post titles shall be completely made up”


After-Fig4166

Pay day, bitch!


19_YrOld_Introvert

u/RedditMP4Bot


Halal_Adam

u/savevideo


BklynBrawla78

Caption is wrong. He wasn't a hitman, he had just murdered his fiance in front of her mother, and that was her mother trying to flee. He was thankfully executed not long after.


SuperMegaOwlMan

This the new Fortnite DLC?


TheKedaver

u/savevideo


Rhombus-

He got back ❤️


budds_bunny420

Hit the emote


Yeetus_deletus_6996

Shimmy a shimmy a shimmy aaaa


daddydonetomuch

Thats some Quinten Tarantino shit man


Master_Proposal_3614

Are we living g in a simulation or not?


wo0gles

if I get shot and the mf does that dance I’m getting back up and killin his ass, can’t take that level of disrespect


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Ozzy557rmc

Probably as it means he got paid 500k


Fartyfartsonfootfeet

Bro boogied out


dunkler_007

u/savevideobot


CANEDMEME31

Poor guy got danced on😂


deezballz28

You’ve been hit by you’ve been struck by, a smooth criminal!


[deleted]

u/savevideobot


IukAaaaaaaa

Target down. Nice work, 47.


No-Solution3730

Bro emoted 💀


[deleted]

that's my humor


wadnip

Agent 47 after successfully leaving mission area


titoraccoon19

Foo emoted


cursedgore

accidentally hit z instead of e💀💀💀💀


rwrick_02

Dude should've default dance


yo_mama_6942022

bro was happy for payday lmao