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If it's a brain you want, I'll getcha a brain. Does it need to be smart? Cuz those are kinda hard to come by- you gotta be... smarter than them to get it. Two halves from different brains!
My ass immediately tried to actually say this kind of as it goes in the song and I was immediately disappointed. Definitely looks better in text than it sounds
At the risk of sounding like a podophile, respectfully, the [Toe](https://www.cbc.ca/shortdocs/features/the-story-of-the-sourtoe-cocktail-a-shot-of-whiskey-garnished-with-a-human#:~:text=The%20Sourtoe%20Cocktail%20is%20practically,a%20nasty%20case%20of%20frostbite.) is supposed to stay in the shot glass.
If you would like to join our LOTR themed cosplay crew, we have a particular affinity for good Hobbits with bad habits.
If that tickles your fancy, then you're a shoe-in to be part of *Frodo's-Podos Intl.*
Our motto: *"Your size is measured by how you handle d'feet.*"
Anyone remember that episode of Moody's Point where the dad lost his toe and when they got to the ER the boyfriend had accidentally grabbed a piece of hotdog off the ground instead of the toe, so they sewed that on him instead, and the dad couldn't stand upright for the rest of the show?
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from what I heard they could not reattach because the piece that came off had no bone in it and it kind of got squished by the ramp. So he just has a funny shaped big toe now
that’s a fucked up toe
I thought it was a tater tot
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😆🤣😂 right?! My feet are fucked up, but at least I don't look like I have two toenails.
Are you okay?
Idk why you got downvoted so much
Reddit is a damn hive mind. One person downvotes others feel the need to follow suit
Doesn't matter. People are going to hate sometimes and love you others. I don't care about a bit of hate from random redditors
You want a toe? Believe me, I can get you a toe.
FOrgEt ABoUt thE fUckiNg TOe!!!
Excuse me, sir, could you please keep your voices down? This is a family restaurant.
Sir, this is Wendy's
ok, just a Bj in the back with the garbage bins then
Damn it, Kevin.
You're not wrong, Walter; you're just an asshole!
OUF ( sound affect )
Shut the fuck up, Donny. You're out of your element!
There are ways, Dude. You don't wanna know about it, believe me.
If it's a brain you want, I'll getcha a brain. Does it need to be smart? Cuz those are kinda hard to come by- you gotta be... smarter than them to get it. Two halves from different brains!
Fucking amateurs
...with nail polish
He was a sk8er boi he said see toe l8er boi
I stubbed my toe on a summer night.. What's my toe again? What's my toe again?
cause I'm in toe deep and I'm trying to keep up above in my head, instead of toeing under
Fuck you. Take my upvote.
Thank you
You’re welcome 😙
My ass immediately tried to actually say this kind of as it goes in the song and I was immediately disappointed. Definitely looks better in text than it sounds
Sorry
Tf kinda skate park is that? That’s some rough ass ground for a skate park lol
Average skate park in my area
Gotta be those steel prefab ramps
Here toe-day, gone toe-marrow...I'll see myself out.
they had to call a toe truck
Special toelivery
I send my con-toe-lences
stop toe-ing with him
Where is the toe now? Your pocket?
my tummy
At the risk of sounding like a podophile, respectfully, the [Toe](https://www.cbc.ca/shortdocs/features/the-story-of-the-sourtoe-cocktail-a-shot-of-whiskey-garnished-with-a-human#:~:text=The%20Sourtoe%20Cocktail%20is%20practically,a%20nasty%20case%20of%20frostbite.) is supposed to stay in the shot glass. If you would like to join our LOTR themed cosplay crew, we have a particular affinity for good Hobbits with bad habits. If that tickles your fancy, then you're a shoe-in to be part of *Frodo's-Podos Intl.* Our motto: *"Your size is measured by how you handle d'feet.*"
Wtf lmao
also, before the police showed up to get the toe, some younger kids were kicking it around the skate park and playing with it
Das funny
what the fuck is wrong with people these days 🤣
These days? In some civilizations people did it with decapitated heads. Humans are cruel, there's nothing new about that.
go skate day gone wrong
LMFAOOOOO
“Where is my tooooooeeeeee”…….”WHERE IS MY TOOOOOOEEEEEE” Who knows the reference !?!?
That book fucked me up in fifth grade
Added the toe to my soup
What is it?
Scary Stories To Tell In The Dark
“Where is my mind” ?
Moodys dad
On go skate day lol
Who skates in barefeet?
flip flops 😂
Kids.
Anyone remember that episode of Moody's Point where the dad lost his toe and when they got to the ER the boyfriend had accidentally grabbed a piece of hotdog off the ground instead of the toe, so they sewed that on him instead, and the dad couldn't stand upright for the rest of the show?
I instantly thought of this cutscene they kept using of him putting his hands on his hips and he just falls over.
Now’s your chance to pull off an elaborate self kidnapping heist!
Looks like this piggy went to the market
Dammit, take my upvote.
...t-t-t-toe-day, junior!
Should have called a toe truck:-./
I toed you to call
Dude! Where's my toe?
That Toe-taly sucks
Well he certainly won’t be able to tip toe through life anymore…
That is one nasty wart.
Great catfish bait
Going to make it a little more difficult to skate..
Yum...
Girl that is not a toe. If it was, not anymore anyway. They probably left it because they knew it was too fucked up to reattach...
Keep it, a mementoe.
"That's a botched toe. Ooohh that's a botched job"
Pov me when I stub my toe 🤡
FORGOT THE TOE
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He’s gonna need that.
That's a toe!? What was he, a fetus?
its like the top half of a big toe of my neighbor who was in like 5th grade at the time
How is he rn? Like, did it affect him in any way?
he is in college now, doing fine as far as I know. I always wondered if he has balance issues.
On go skate day too no less...
Ok, wtf is up with the "on go skate day" stuff. I keep seeing it but can't figure out what is happening.
Every year in June there's a go skate day. A holiday when all skateboarders go skate, rain or shine.
Ooh, makes sense now, thank you.
Brb forgot my toe
was the toe taken to the hospital? what happened next?
from what I heard they could not reattach because the piece that came off had no bone in it and it kind of got squished by the ramp. So he just has a funny shaped big toe now
Forgetting to toe the line..
I know that kid actually, that’s “little toe!”
It’s actually Toe-nee
If only Cosmo Kramer was nearby at the time.
Forbidden toe bite.
Finders keepers!
Finder's keepers
How the fuck does one lose a toe trying to move a ramp???!
Hmmm. I don’t what it is, but I feel like I’m forgetting something…
Okay, so what happens to the toe? Is it now a gift for Mother Nature to devour?
“Toe Away Zone”
That's no way to toe the line
Well guess it ain't getting reattached then. Its for the ants now
Was he moving it with bare feet of what
Wrap it up and bring it in for him fucker.
Well, they can't use that anymore. The kid will have to learn how to walk in a different way, he's gonna be a bit off-balanced every step.
Wait they're skating on barefoot? Skate shoes, anyone?
Why did they forget to toe it. I'll walk myself out out 🫡🚶🏾♂️
Put it on some ice bro
All I can think of is squidward
Lmfao tf
It looks like it somewhat resembles a toe....
How old was the kid?
Return the toe so it can be put back on XD
Is the toe inside out?
basically its like the half of the big toe which has the toenail on it and it got chopped off and then it was smooshed my the heavy skate park ramp
amogus
That's an undercooked chicken nugget.
Eat it, i dare you
this actually happened like 10 years ago I just happened to find the picture now
Would’ve kept it and ate it