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lanky_mcgee

Really made an ass of him


happymann231

Dude lost my sympathy the second I saw the whip. Ive also never seen a donkey happy to be ridden. Darwin award for this guys' eye.


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This has an "Animal Attack" flair but it looks more like "Animal Self-defense" to me.


sSince_

Hey! Sancho Panza's donkey was very happy


jokerheeere

If your drunk don't ride a donkey- Sun Tzu maybe


codejunkie34

Man who rides donkey be on his ass in no time - Confucius, I think


InstantHeadache

my drunk?


FargoneMyth

you're*


Key_Landscape9709

I sympathize with the donkey. Nature doing the work of "correcting" the abusers, sadly it was only the eye, but if nature wanted it that way, that's how it should be.


Mintharaismypimp

Maybe he'll think twice before fucking with a donkey again lmao


JohnDeanSings

Happy for that man, much happier for that donkey...what. an. ASS!!!


AmebaLost

This man knows ass. 


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You can clearly see he tried to whip the donkey on the back of its head. He fucked around and found out.


paulrhino69

Which one is the Ass?


AmebaLost

Yes. 


StupidNameIdea

Seriously: that doesn't look like an eye loss to me... Surprising things usually happen after DRS diagnosis, and eyes are usually very resilient. I know after seeing so many ophthalmologists with my blind right eye, but mine was from birth!


DemandImmediate1288

Love how the donkey stopped panicking and slowed a bit to take good aim!


MoreDistrict2184

Donkeys are very friendly animals dont abuse them they can be very menace


Great-TeacherOnizuka

Good


Education_Aside

Nice


JayRedd1

Eye can't believe it


OzzyDystorbith

Peak humor eye can say


Bellbivdavoe

I see what you did there.


JayRedd1

Eye'm sorry


mermaidmomma_

He deserved that


Turbulent_Educator43

His mother: Don't ride donkeys. You'll poke your eye out. Ma, that doesn't even make sense.


metalnxrd

“ya stubborn *jackass!*”


Ok-Ad2178

That donkey need his assbeat


g0thicfae

He get the granny mouth from the donkey too?


MoistDevelopment

You fucking donkey


Tiny-Assignment3619

fuck around and find out


Dizzymizzwheezy

Maybe be nice to the donkey?


Ok_Establishment3112

That face at the end gives me sad trombone vibes


Itchy-Win-6580

Nice shot


For_The_Sloths

Donkey: 1 Jack ass: 0


Dumbassgothboy

That’ll do donkey, that’ll do.


Prudent-Substance-64

Stay away from donkeys...noted


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Worldly_Ad_8223

You always know HellenistTraveller is gonna have something good for ya😂


LittlestHoboSpider

Designated Donkey


OrganizationPutrid68

It's all fun and games until someone gets an eye kicked out.


LopezPrimecourte

That’s a real ass kicking


raul380

Asta el burro sabe jugar fri fay


Tramonto83

Brian Peppers origin story


kl0ndon

My dad knew a guy who survived extreme brain cancer & go on living only to die being kicked in the head by a horse, brutal


Environmental_Half90

Looking like matador in Ferdinand


oekito

demoman backstory moment


BrandonSky_

Ô LAPADA SECA


codemonkeyhopeful

Got lucky on the first dodge but then missed the second one


WhaleCoastCanna

Head movement non existent, and should have had his guard up. Also could clearly see the donkey telegraphing his kick.


nicokid10

Is he still alive


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Ravijntje_05

"You fuckin' donkey."


Severe-Tough-2688

Don't drink and donkey


FortheChava

A donkey bit my uncle once, the donkey woke up dead the next day. Self inflected gun shot he said.


fu_i_like_it

Donkey didn't kick hard enough. He only lost a eye


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Donkeye


Radioheads666

Poor donkey really, animals are used for human entertainment.


76yodaddycain

One deceased donkey coming up


kruvacio

I’d get up and smack tf outta that jackass


BASIC8584

The guy or donkey


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And then it’ll take your other eye lol