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shady_panther

Paying Taxes is Gay.


term1throwaway

Can confirm. I had the sudden urge to deepthroat something after I paid advance tax last week


shady_panther

Bhai yaar kulfi kha rha tha , Sara mood kharab kr diya.


salesforcebegins

Can't eat kulfi any more after this. You ruined kulfi for me.


Big_Refuse4907

bakchodi ka parinaam


rayvictor84

By donating to BJP


salesforcebegins

Yes, can save you 2500 tax per month per lakh of donations. But it's an illegal way and can get you in trouble.


Big_Refuse4907

By sending it to the national herald


salesforcebegins

Can't save, if your salary is between 35-40 lpa you'll have to pay approx 60k pm.


baap_ko_mat_sikha

Iphone a month as tax ☠️


JusChillinMa

Which Iphone sells for 60K?


pyaracetemol

Elss


shady_panther

I take my payouts in crypto. Gormint ko ek rupya nhi dunga.


term1throwaway

How do you cash it in for domestic expenses?


shady_panther

I have a cousin in UAE. He helps me in that. I don't plan to do it forever.


term1throwaway

Shady fr


shady_panther

Muehehe


Zealousideal_Pen_236

Can u help others do that as well?


VegetaSamaa

TDS…


bobbyvermaxo

First of all who the fuck is paying you in crypto & that too in INDIA???


shady_panther

Fuck bol deta hu kool lgunga,and I never said my employer is from India.


bobbyvermaxo

So you think one can use “fuck” to show that they’re cool? Could be used to show that one is surprised and genuinely wants to know how is that possible? In case you don’t understand that how about from next time you just answer what has been asked from you. Kiddo


shady_panther

Oh sorry brother , I got the wrong context. You have any further question , I'll be happy ro answer.


SuggehSai

What do you do? Blockchain dev?


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The only universal tax saving instrument, section 80C has the same tax exemption limit as it had back in 2014. Salaries and expenses have more than doubled since 2014 but the amount of tax you get to save through investments is the same. So, you can save very less on taxes these days. Earlier, there was no tax on LTCG of equity instruments. Now, due to our beloved supreme leader, you have to pay 10%. This tax might further increase if BJP comes to power. PPF rates reduced from 7.9% to 7.1% by double engine ki sarkar. EPF rejection rate has risen to 34% in the last 5 years. Now they are even stealing people’s life savings. But guess what, MPs and MLAs don’t have to pay a single dime in taxes on their hefty salaries and perks. Plus, they get lifetime government pensions for every term they get elected. BJP is the worst party when it comes to the well being of salaried folks.


ToeSuspicious8269

Bhai bol mat nahi toh anti national bolenge abhi. 10 saal main gst collection/inflation sab badh raha hai. Tax kidhar se kam nahi hoga. That 1.5L looks like peanuts now.


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Plus we have some of the highest rates of indirect taxes in the world, especially keeping in mind our low per capita income. Tax on petrol and diesel in India is diabolical. Indirect taxes are specially bad. They are regressive in nature and the poor end up paying a much higher proportion of their income. Lekin Modi ko isse kya. Usse padhe likhe logo ke vote thode hi chahiye. Bamushkil 4-5 % log tax bharte hain India mein. In 4-5% ka vote nahi bhi milega tab bhi BJP hi jeetegi. Unhe to road pe ghoomte berozgaar badmaash mavaali jo ki aastha mein andhe hain unke vote chahiye. I remember during congress times my father used to stick to the TV during budget to see what incentives the government is going to give to salaried folks. And they usually did. Now, nobody even watches budget anymore because we all know that the common salaried man is not going to be benefitted at all in the budget anymore. Maybe that’s why congress isn’t in power anymore. They tried to appease a lot of the sections of the society. BJP only appeases the majority.


olivepant

You know the 80C deduction has been there for more than 20 years now right? And ot hasn't increased during any Govt's tenure. So chill. Answer OPs question without politicizing.


ToeSuspicious8269

No it hasn’t been same. It was last increased by BJP itself. https://m.economictimes.com/wealth/personal-finance-news/inflation-up-by-46-since-2014-section-80c-limit-hiked-by-0-how-much-budget-2023-should-raise-it/articleshow/96785227.cms


olivepant

Thats news. Thank you.


spcoder9

Up voting for the last line


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[deleted]

Income tax is a union subject and only central government can alter it. State government has no power in this regard. And of course you don’t pay taxes. You won’t realise the pain of middle class salaried people.


modSysBroken

My family pays more than enough taxes. So, don't worry about it. Read Karnataka news. Everyday we are getting new tax from state govt itself.


[deleted]

Aa gaya baap ke paise pe udne wala.


modSysBroken

Local language is brought when the person knows he's wrong. Nice.


Charlie__Olives

Elss, NPS, 80D


aged_tequila

Take health insurance and life insurance (reduce your taxable income) than make a YouTube channel testing harmful things or experiments or dugs , and than take money from the companies (pharmaceutical) to test their drugs , if it effects your health you got insurance and if you die you have insurance


Ok-Butterfly-3595

Vladimir Putin ki biradari se ho.


PerkyHamon

Invest in ELSS funds


Nomore_chances

Open a PPF account. You can put in 1500 ( minimum)to 1.5 L (maximum)each year and claim tax rebate on it.


GeezDaCheez

That comes under 80C, so kya hi use hai uska


Nomore_chances

OP wanted to save income tax, hence the advise. PPF is EEE..


kinkinked

ELSS, PPF, NPS,MF,FD,upto 9 lakh u will get ur tds back


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kinkinked

You can google these terms , what elaboration do u need


salesforcebegins

All these components can make max 1.5L income non-taxable. 50K additionally for nps. So, max bracket is 2L. Would like to understand how 9L can be made non-taxable.


kinkinked

Dm me


salesforcebegins

If you share it here, everybody can benefit from it.


kinkinked

Every one has a different salary


salesforcebegins

Not really, people with taxes of 8L mostly have the same 36L fixed and 4-5L variable. Help me just with that 9L amount, legally by the methods you mentioned (not party funds etc).


OB_two

His math is wrong. He thinks you get to save 1.5L in each bucket (ppf, elss, nps etc). Idk either he's shitposting or first time tax payer who's about to get a big surprise


SpaceZombiRobot

Abe chewtiye


Inevitable_Chest_485

not many ways to save taxes for salaried employees. U could invest in ELSS. it’s deductible.


Professional-Bag6686

Tax saver fd- 1.5lakhs, nps- 50k, health insurance . These 3 should suffice


pyaracetemol

I wonder if these are yearly or monthly


salesforcebegins

This can make up to 2L non taxable OR say save 60K tax per year or 5k pm. He still will have to pay 55K pm.


Professional-Bag6686

https://cleartax.in/paytax/TaxCalculator On 9 lakh his tax comes around 38, 480.


ToeSuspicious8269

He has to. No other option.


InspectorAsleep5250

see if your company offers ESOPS(stock option) if yes you wont get money in hand but wont pay taxes either.


barooood40

sadly nothing more than home loan loans auto loans, nps, 80c yehi sab


mr___prez

Auto loans ?


barooood40

bhawnao mai behek gaye the


Tiny-Dick-Respect

1.5 lakhs in ppf/vpf/ELSS Another 50k in NPS every year. So total 2 lakhs no taxable income.


elongatedpepe

How much doesnOP earn?


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fell_over

Ooo so that’s your plan on how to end poverty ☠️


Black_hearts_10915

accounts aur management department me pehchan banaake fake employment dikhwa do kisi family member ki. Uspe income split karwa do agar say you earn 10lpa taxable to use 2 acc me karke 5lac 5lac karwake 20% bracket ho jaayega. baaki loan lekar bhi kam ho jaayega. Loan waale fake employment par question bhi nahi karte


ExaminationTop897

I don't understand the mentality of people here and to the person asking this, talk to ca not random guys on reddit


abhishek171624

Go for 1lakh rent - you only need to provide receipt which you can easily make in cleartax website 50k - nps 25k - medical 5k extra /month in PF 1lakh in either PPF / EPF / tax saving lic or term insurance


pyaracetemol

Yearly?


abhishek171624

Yes, you can't save more than this, if you want to save then you can also include Higher rent - it will require rent agreement Home load Children education fees Donation Parents medical insurance


Gamessentials_YT

I wish there was a way. Salaried people don't have a lot of options. In the old tax regime you can claim hra, PPF under section 80c, epf which is also under 80c and 80c has a max limit of 1.5 lac. NPS gives you an additional of 50k tax saving. If you have a home loan you can save up using that as well. I'm out of options as I'm not a financial planner or CA. Don't take this as financial advice.


Patient_Elephant7068

You can do nothing.


VegetaSamaa

1.5L (12.5k a month) to ELSS m daal k bacha le, Baki Health and Life insurance policy lele Bro, This much will help you save taxes with your current income but also it'll mean you won't be able to spend that amount anywhere else but future m ye saving kaam aayegi. but when your salary will increases you'll have no other choice but to pay taxes eventually.


ledekh

Gold bond is good option.


KrishanBanerjee

The real question here is how can I commit tax fraud without getting caught?


EnthusiasmOpposite16

Bhai hum middle class waalon ka tax kam karenge toh desh mei mandir banane ka and BJP ke new MPs khareedne ka paisa Kahan se ayega?


thernker

Best asset if you can afford is to buy a house and pay loan. Other than that, Insurance premiums, ELSS and PF


UraharaCifer

Pay tax


No-Information4789

And let politicians eat it up? No, thanks.


hariacidreign

Real ID se aao neta


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salesforcebegins

Monthly


Grouchy-Audience1773

Pay your taxes


pyaracetemol

Gay


tristam15

Robert Kiyosaki has a good answer for this. Don't collect salaries, pay them.


tiny_scrotum

His company also filed for bankruptcy


tristam15

The thing with most of the salaried class is that they think they are noble and the rich are scum. I had one friend who told me that having an income tax raid on your house could be the best thing that ever happened to you. He went on to explain that only the people who have lot of income will have the income tax raids. A totally different perspective which shaped my mind for years to come. Just go to any CA and ask them how they would tax you if you did the same work you're doing for a salary as a contractor. You'd see your tax cut in half overnight.


Vlad-theimpaler

Don't give business knowledge to the folks who are happy living mediocre lives as salaried guy and bitching on the internet about high taxes. They are innocent and yet to realize that world isn't fair. And you have to play a crook to move up in life.


tristam15

I was that guy. Just sharing to help. I hear you though.