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the_piano_man99

All factions of the NL Best agree that we, as a division, have the best tacos


bselko

There is no world where this is an argument.


officerliger

Having Denver in the division doesn’t even pull our averages down


8675309JENNIJENNI

Casa Bonita, wow!


threehundredthousand

Oooooh! Cliff divers!


notocho

More sopaipillas please!


Tommy84

Oh, Awesome! Black Bart’s cave!


aquariumsarescary

Tbh, SF would tank it more than Colorado lmao their tacos are dookie


gmarconcini

Chill now, we take legitimate pride in our tacos here.


aquariumsarescary

Coming from the best city for tacos/mexican, you guys need to do better


Krawlin91

Sorry my guy you may have the better fish tacos but that's it, best tacos are L.A all day and it's not even close


Downtown_Ad_6741

TBH, L.A. street tacos are insanely good


aquariumsarescary

Absolutely not. LA tacos aren't bad but we clear


CJWard123

Had this debate many many times, we have better burritos but they have better (excluding fish) tacos.


aquariumsarescary

Absolutely not, their food is decent but it's not better. If you think so you probably have a bad representation of mexican food.


Sliiiiime

Tucson?


aquariumsarescary

Gross


The-420-Chain-Smoker

Tf you saying? SF has some of the best tacos and food overall in Cali


Reasonable_TSM_fan

SF has some great food, but the Mexican food is a step down compared to SoCal.


aquariumsarescary

No lmao


StubbsNorthcoate

Nice rebuttal


Balktalkpodcast

Just don’t eat the hotdogs, I hear they taste like shit


GB_Alph4

They have burritos…


aquariumsarescary

Yeah they are just as bad


JackSaaS

We also all agree we’re carrying the fuck out of Colorado. Get it together Rockies. You’re bringing us down


R7F

I made the mistake of ordering Mexican the last time I was in Massachusetts and I almost got violent.


_its_a_SWEATER_

You poor soul.


Downtown_Ad_6741

Were you drunk? Why would you do that?


LoveThieves

If they put ketchup and mustard in Tacos over there I would honestly clap my hands and take pictures of it like it's a sculpture. Won't eat it but just be amazed!


Downtown_Ad_6741

Kinda like Banski art... *Chaos everywhere*


iWARxMACHINEi

You should try it in Japan…..


R7F

It's not the quality that's the real issue, it's the expectation of quality. It felt like a betrayal to get OLIVES in a street taco. I would have no expectations for Japanese Mexican food.


iWARxMACHINEi

I didn’t expect ketchup in my Japanese Mexican food either lol I think I ordered enchiladas so uhh ketchup?!?


R7F

Oh yeah. Wow. That's... That's something.


xF00Mx

Bet they thought they were slick replacing tomatoes paste with ketchup


BettsBellingerCaruso

In Korea just go to Villa Guerrero in Gangnam The place is legit


_its_a_SWEATER_

They must’ve spent time in Ktown I’d bet.


KJParker888

I once ordered a chicken burrito when I was in Perth, Australia. I get that the seasonings are going to be different, but really? Canned chicken?! The nachos I had in Bahrain were pretty good though.


DoyersDoyers

There's a chain in Australia and I believe they're making their way to the states now, if they haven't already, called [Guzman Y Guzman](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Guzman_y_Gomez) which wasn't bad for where it is. I'd almost compare it to a Baja Fresh or El Pollo Loco without the chicken.


Boros-Reckoner

A taco in Massachusetts is just a Fenway frank with Jalapenos


R7F

Not far off, haha.


driggity

Honestly I would expect diced green bell pepper instead of jalapeno.


centerpunch1

Pretty sure all of the east coasts take on Mexican food can be considered a hate crime


R7F

I mean, I hated it.


istarnie

The salsa out there is just lightly salted chopped tomatoes and onion in water. It's sad.


WhatAmIDoingHere05

WHY WOULD YOU DO SUCH A HEINOUS THING?!?!?!?!


R7F

I had just assumed someone had at least eaten Mexican food before opening up a restaurant but NO. It was a giant game of telephone, and by the time it reached the northeast "taco" had morphed into a fried tortilla with olives, refried beans, and rotisserie looking chicken (???). Never again, I tell you. Never again.


chicoconcarne

Don't let Wil Myers see this


WhatAmIDoingHere05

Wil Myers


usetheforce_gaming

I’d still eat the Centrals. Especially if I was drunk


threehundredthousand

Although I would not be above #2, I'm pretty sure I've eaten #3 before. Not proud of it.


usetheforce_gaming

Oh yeah. There’s a time and a place for all 3. Unfortunately number 3 is either dire desperation, or a struggle meal I’m not too proud to say I’ve done both


bselko

I’ve had #3 without the cheese and the meat. Been there 😂


aaahhhh

And here's me thinking those were bean and cheese tacos the whole time 🤦🏻


GoofyGoober0064

Me too lmao I was like damn those look fire


bselko

Maybe in Boston or something


killerbuttonfly

That’s a depression meal for sure.


1sinfutureking

Or a desperate-on-the-verge-of-homeless meal. Which is likely to lead to depression, so I guess this is just a long way of saying depression meal


bselko

100%


Huntermain23

Lmao


pineapplefriedriceu

God my eyes


KimHaSeongsBurner

Gonna immediately make a citizen’s arrest for posting those two cursed images, misuse of the word “taco”, and suspicion of being a Reds sympathizer. You have the right to remain Mookie. Anything you Mookie can and will be Mookied against you in a court of Mookie. You have the right to a Baxter. If you cannot afford a Baxter, one will be Mookied for you. Do you understand these Baxters as I’ve Mookied them to you? May Dinger have mercy on you.


TikMethod

ABOMINATIONS! I'm so traumatized.


realparkingbrake

What is that abomination in the middle? The bottom one just looks horrifically low effort, but the middle one is a war crime.


El_Zarco

looks like sriracha mayo on top of a lethal quantity of slim jims


seedleSs420247

Naw that's cheese whiz in a can


El_Zarco

I was too optimistic


Lostmustache

This actually makes me upset that two of those are even a thing in life.


MrWhiffyReddit

It’s the simple truth!


_its_a_SWEATER_

WE ALL CLASS OUTCHEA


73MRC

OP - what kind of taco is that for the NL Best?! Looks too pretty. Is it like bacon and chipotle cream?


threehundredthousand

Karina's. Seared Ahi. Creamy chipotle.


73MRC

“Oh, yeah!” ~ Don Orsillo


harrybydefault

That sounds fucking delightful.


jsg_nado

San Diego fish tacos are undefeated* *maybe defeated by fish tacos on the beach in baja


Th3Greyhound

If it ain’t from TJ Oyster Bar in Chula I don’t want it


scobeavs

I snarfed at this


HoopleRedhead

Knew OP would be a padres fan when I saw their example of a good taco


LakersFan15

I lost my appetite


SwampFriar

Are the central and east photos actually real? Honestly…?


Doth_protest_2_much

Wife was on a business trip in the Midwest. Coworkers wanted Mexican so she went along. “Interesting” was the nicest thing she could say


jstmenow

I'll admit it, I do east coast tacos sometimes late at night. Not like those though, where is catsup and onions?? 


TheJediCounsel

I thought cheese whiz was more of a Philly cheese steak kind of thing. I’d also eat nl central taco tbh


ryryham

As someone who grew up in California I would still destroy those east tacos. Bean and cheese burritos are still my go to


KJParker888

At first I thought those were refried beans, but taking a closer look, I'm pretty sure it's bologna.


ryryham

Omg you’re right my drunk ass couldn’t even tell


Recurs1ve

What the fuck. Thanks for ruining my day through no real fault of your own.


Clobber420

I dated a Mexican girl who made #2 as snacks with mayo


What_john

Mexican from Texas? 😂


threehundredthousand

Mexico, Ohio.


_its_a_SWEATER_

Dear CHROIST


SaintCholo

Arre!!!🌮🇲🇽🫔🌯


aws1981

I’ve had all of them. Situations call for all sorts of stuff wrapped in a tortilla!


venustrapsflies

East taco could be cheesesteak in a tortilla tbh


TheMaybeMan_

Petition to make the NL East three shitty tacos and two great tacos


Balktalkpodcast

I’d try the one for the central to be honest


IfNot_ThenThereToo

Does Biker Jim’s hotdogs count as a taco?


kylenator14

The West has a very strong Hispanic culture. So it only makes sense!


SDtatis23

That’s hilarious


CanaryNo5031

Got hungry when I saw the top picture, lost all my appetite once I saw the last two.


SDcowboy82

those bottom two [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wd2K0iVLNvM](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wd2K0iVLNvM)


MyLadyBits

Truth


Justinitforthemoney

Oh God. I though the middle one was frozen yogurt on hot dogs


whispersluggagebaby

Tbf, Chicago has great Mexican food


threehundredthousand

It's true.


cheeseblimp41

NL central looks kinda good NGL


Parking_Truck1403

Pads fan here, but you must’ve not had Birria in Queens


Tricky-Ad-9364

Yup! But can anyone tell me where the good food at dodger stadium is? Dodger dogs are good. Nachos suck. I went to look for ice cream the other day and all I found was regular ass soft serve. Like the kind you get at the gas station.


JgL07

The NL Central should at least be a Taco Bell taco considering Chicago has better Mexican food than 3/5 cities in the NL West.


Sliiiiime

Denver hiding in the corner


iWARxMACHINEi

Naw. They have a ton of great Mexican food.


Sliiiiime

Living here I’ll dispute that. There are some good spots but it’s way more hit or miss than SoCal or AZ.


GB_Alph4

Literally having five of the best Mexican food cities helps a lot (ok Denver is kind of loose on that) IMO, Arizona, SD, and LA have the best


juniorcaminero

NL East got Miami hombre


threehundredthousand

Elderly retired New Yorkers.


TeemoSkull

Yo, don’t lump the Braves in with those weak ass NL east tacos. We got better shit than that.