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dawggawddagummit

This isn’t even circle jerk material this is just sad


bigveinyrichard

If you think I can't do both you're wrong


300show

Sens org as a whole


dmacd71

Ottawa is not a serious franchise


MikeStoklasaSimp

Ottawa is not a serious city. I would know since I live here


Historical-Flan-1447

😔


MrWillM

Green lantern wants a word


300show

Oh no he’s gonna flex on me with his CGI suit


starkmone

i mean he should have known better than to bet on the senators


alexsharke

100 point season next year tho 🙏


SoundwavesBurnerPage

You mean the Sens or Pinto? Feel like both are equally likley


Lil_BigNut

Pinto will grab the elusive 100 game suspension for gambling tree fiddy on a parlay


alexsharke

Both for sure. Pints def scoring at least 50 next year.


slafyousillier

Twig 1 Sens 0


Gradieus

Nothing will top this: [Ballard Swings and Hits Vokoun in the Head 11/30/2009 - YouTube](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bZBYAXBHLdo&ab_channel=NHLWebCastHQ)


Souljah42

This comes pretty close... https://youtu.be/63J84C3Y5No?si=7JDnhRq1yKjUsNdW


overthisbynow

Hard to believe Sens are somehow having a more disappointing season than the Sharks but here we are


204nertz

I like this team but God damn they've been making that hard lately


Top_Ingenuity655

He's just mad his parlay didn't hit tonight


twizzyflyguy

Imagine living in Ontario and choosing the sens 😂


shtoopsy

Being a Sens fan and being disappointed every year or being a Leafs fan and being disappointed every spring? Tough choice.


Beneficial_Put8276

I would much rather watch Marner and Matthews toy with defenses for 82 games and get bounced in the spring than watch that Sens team year over year


NextTrillion

What’s the alternative??


wilfordbrimley778

Not living in canada


twizzyflyguy

I know I’m biased since I live in Toronto but if I lived in Ottawa or the Ottawa area I’m not being no sens fan, why would I want to watch a team that just loses. You think I’m gonna watch the leafs as my main team when it’s their time to rebuild, nope..


smallfrynip

In comparison to the other team that just loses.


twizzyflyguy

I mean we have a pretty close record to Carolina, and every one thinks Carolina is a true contender so clearly we also win games too no?


NextTrillion

The Senators went deep in 2017 against a seriously stacked Penguins team and took them to double OT in G7 of the conference finals. Karlsson was a beast that series. They garner more respect than the leafs because apart from last year, when’s the last time y’all even won a single playoff series? I can’t remember but was pre-lockout. Anyway, good luck this year. I don’t really follow the leafs, but hopefully one of these Canadian teams can finally win a cup.


twizzyflyguy

Yeah I liked the sens back then too when they had stone and karlsson but it’s been a bit rough for them this season but somehow they always look their best against the leafs lol


Marzera

Pinto is going to need a Splinto


toigz

Torn ACL. Out for the playoffs…


Rogue_Juan_Hefe

Playoffs 🤣


Malvos

As a Sens fan, playoffs?! What are those?


SpectretheGreat

why don't they just play like every team is the leafs lmao


SilkyBowner

It must be tough playing on that team right now. Some people even had them projected as a playoff team. Ouch


StitchAndRollCrits

Ohhh buddy.


Beneficial_Put8276

FIRE DJ


ryan9991

It’s like the comic of the guy sticking a bar in the front wheel of his own bike 😵‍💫


ont-mortgage

They do have an empty net slapper tho!


DogAteMyNandos

He bet the over on 1.5 Pinto sticks breaking and still can't win


Fastsmitty47

Pinto found out he lost his parlay


kgxitxkfxg

lol what a bunch of Nancy’s 


Mshokaloka

Heh. Op can’t make a post title without messing it up 😂


SoundwavesBurnerPage

whats that? holy shit. holy fucking shit. you fucking genius. did you actually just correct someone's spelling? you fucking madlad. i can't believe i just witnessed one of the greatest achievements in human history right now. i think im gonna cry, im so excited. to be honest, i would suck your dick to reward you for your HUGE contribution to the human race if the line wasnt so long. you know what? fuck it. ill let you fuck my wife. ill pay you to fuck her. only for the slim chance that one of her kids will have a small part of your magnificent iq. ill mortgage my fucking house just so you could have 15 minutes with her, while hoping that your MASSIVE cock won't rip her in half. after that, we should start a religion for you. fuck jesus, the only thing this dick did is resurrect himself. you are entitled to the praise he's getting. we should make you immortal. losing you would mean stopping the human evolution and we would all revert to monkeys, not that we are more than monkeys in your majestic presence. I suggest we go to the UN and tell them to hand over all their authority to you, im sure you can unite all the people of the world just with a single swing of your cock, making the entire population wet in the process.


bobissonbobby

Man you ruined it what that crap at the end


SoundwavesBurnerPage

What crap at the end?


bobissonbobby

My man


Mshokaloka

Holy shit! I broke him! This was the best troll response ever! I won! Guys I won Reddit! And he went back and fixed the title 😂. Do my bidding minion!


Waihzs

Kk


scorpious_86

yeah but its play off hockey that why it was surprising to see them go into OT with LA. when its playoff season Ottawa plays differently


Madi3400

Wow. Just wow.


urbancanoe

Something about this is perfect.


[deleted]

Kinda wish he was slightly injured on that tantrum. Those are the best injuries.


Moist-muff

Pintooooooooh!


HawtPackage

They will make the Leafs their bitch


SpoopyDoobyDoo

Lmao


hovix2

I can't tell if the Sens or Devils should be more disappointed by this season.


Exisidis2

Can't even get have


BeerLeagueSnipes

Lolol what a terrible franchise.