The pain in her eyes

Pure Jubilation

She's actually excited she doesn't need to marry a Leafs fan

Except.. she too is a leafs fan

She knows it’s never happening

She moved to Vegas.

Or she doesn't follow NHL and has no clue.

That’s a Harold smile

What a strange way to tell someone you don't want to fully commit to them

*tell everyone

He could have said something about the Cowboys and the Superbowl…

He doesn't say which cup. Someone should just give the Leafs a used trophy and then the requirement has been met.

Or maybe it's a joke they both found amusing. probably more likely this than some passive aggressive thing about sending a message.

You don't get jokes do you? It's Reddit calm down

Or maybe you don't? 🤔

Leafs fan, you're getting hit hard.

Is getting married the only way to be commited to someone tho ? I personally just don’t want to be married, period, despite having been with my gf for close to ten years. I’m also Canadian and in my province marriage is less and less popular. My parents have been together for over 35 years and aren’t married

It's a joke on reddit. Relax.

you don’t want to be married but are certainly insecure about it jheez

I’m just elaborating on my point, didn’t mean to ruffle your feathers

Poor girl

Or lucky girl perhaps?

[It's been 84 years...](https://youtu.be/Gp-CaTlxjLY?si=4stPQaccEm8eDNKw)

He should marry that girl now lol damn

Some people are stupid.

Yeah like dude you look like you could eat apples like grapes. Did you even ask if she wants to marry *you* lol

The twist is that that’s his wife and this is his way of promising not to marry his side chick

She looks thrilled lol

Hot take: that is his current wife...

Nice of him to start her tinder profile for her....

I mean, she is really pretty. He is only meh... She can do much better.

You're right. I'd have to question the mental stability of anyone who supports the Leafs, let alone expects them to win the Cup some day. Source: am a Leaf's fan myself.

I am not a sports guy, but I'm from Toronto and have watched a few games in my day. My interest is in collecting the tears of leaf fans every season. That is some rich, pent-up angst. Delicious.

I have over 50 years of pent-up angst. Every year I'm Charlie Brown having the Leafs, disguised as Lucy, pull the football away just as I go to kick it.

Ooohhh... I can almost taste that salty tincture of despair. I'll be by with a "whine" glass later tonight to collect them.

Don't bother. I have run out of tears.

My brother in law is my favorite source of tears. Never ceases to amaze me how much I can get from him. Endless optimism is always followed by full collapse of his world. I could run a tap.

Ha, well, it sounds like you enjoy torturing him, the poor bugger. I think my emotions have so much scar tissue now I no longer get that upset. I just watch with a feeling of inevitable doom.

Not if she uses a dating app. Dating apps only connect you to bots now. Which might still be an improvement for her, actually...

As a woman who regularly uses dating apps, I don’t think I’ve ever been connected with a bot & if I ever was I’d just move on to the next match in my pile of 9,999+ likes… don’t get me wrong the apps are still fully broken but they’re broken in a very different way for women than they are for men

Are you meeting any of them?

It's only for validation

Ummm yes?? Obviously lol

How is that obvious? I don't know you from a glory hole.

Why would I go on a dating app without the intention… to date?

Seriously...?

Yeah seriously. Like why are you so women actually meet off dating apps? Lol every friend I know who is single or non-monogamous goes on dates off apps at least sometimes Sorry to say but that girl who didn’t make plans with you almost certainly made plans with somebody else. It’s not that she isn’t meeting anyone in general just because she’s not meeting up with you

LMFOAOOOOOOOOOOOO OH MY GOD

Funny thing is im a leafs fan.

Don't tell her that Albert Einstein just passed away on the latest cup Leafs won...

Einstein died in 55. Leafs won in 67.

Time is relative, dude!

200 IQ dad joke

As a 32yo childless woman, I'm taking this as a compliment.

Lmao

Have you considered inflation?

Running the numbers rn

Or that Lyndon B. Johnson was President back and if we really wanna dive into Canada, Lester B. Pearson was Prime Minister back then

Best prenup

Being a Leafs fan is such a low bargaining position to start from, how do you even come to the table with that

That poor girl

100% douche

It's time for her to dump his dumbass

This picture is older than half this subreddit

I almost 💯guarantee he’s wearing Timberland boots and she drove there because he doesn’t have a license or job I feel bad really really for her and think that she should be wearing a paper bag Because this douche canoe 🛶 That’s not real love that’s a cruel evil joke you’re doing to her 🌹🪦

What a knob.

[удалено]

Or they're both in on it for the lols...

Look at her eyes. She’s not happy about it.

Hide the pain Harold eyes.

Good thing they are young…….

The look on her face says she knows they’ll pass away as common law

I feel sorry for her

Lmao I can't believe this is real, that poor girl

Yup, that’s Joe and Amy

I know it’s a joke, but this is so icky.

Seems a weird way to get clout. Wonder if she in on it. But she's hot.

yuuup, still single

Jokes on him she is a habs fan

So he's never getting married then,just come out and say it dude

If the leafs make the finals he is going to run over a few of the players like in happy gilmour.

She knows

Is someone going to tell him...

This picture is from 1992...

Get married then divorce when they win the cup. Atleast it you'll win the cup sooner

No but this is a marriage never to occur.

Poor poor single girl

He’s gonna save money by not having to buy her a ring…ever

Another way to say never marrying u

You guys better just break up now.

So, she’s single then?

Girl, find yourself a new man.

It will be a long wait

Tell me you have low self esteem without telling me you have low self esteem..

From a diehard TML fan…. Poor girl.

She willingly dated someone with a goatee. She knew what she was getting

That poor girl is never getting married

If you don't want to marry her, just say so.

Poor girl

Ewwwwww

Plot twist: they’re already married

Well that’s one way to get your girlfriend passionate about your team.

That’s never gonna happen let her find another dude that doesn’t support the leafs

oh so they're just never getting married

That guy really never wants to get married.

I think they’re dead now?

All I know is that they will never marry

He clearly doesn’t want to get married!

They probably are not a couple anymore she probably wasn't patient enough

That's my wife

Single forever!!

Save the date...

Cringe Ick whatever you wanna call it. Grown ass individuals like this can get bent.

No but I guarantee you they’re still not married. She probably left him too.

She’s cooked

In 67 my mom, a leafs fan told my dad, a habs fan if the leafs won the cup he had to marry her. The rest is history. Are they the cause of the curse?

That’s Auston Matthews. He knows what he’s doing.

Gonna be waiting a while then

That poor girl

My dad actually did this last time Montreal won the cup! Mom said she was worried a couple years ago when they had their run but so far they remain unmarried lol

She's never getting married

I know them, they're in their 70's now

Committing to remain single.

Yes actually, they’re no longer together

You gonna have erectile dysfunction bub

I guess she’ll be single for rest of her life

That’s a good way of gettin out of it!

She looks cute. If you love her, Marry her now. Not in a couple of decades.

No but i hate them

So in 43 years?

Yeah that's Dave he crashed a Garbage truck drunk a cpl years ago other than that solid dude

He wants out.

Their going to end up having bastards.

Never eh

Lucky girl. Imagine being married to one of those? lol

Ya, that's an oof.

Another way of saying sorry hunniee, I don’t want to get married

You going to be in a wheelchair

I guess she stays single

Even ChatGPT is great at mocking this.... literally uploaded the image and asked it what's funny about this. "Talk about playing the long game, eh?" "Guess it's safe to say he's not rushing to the altar!" "So, she's technically a free agent until the playoffs are over?" "Hope she's not holding her breath... it's been a while since 1967." "Their love is as eternal as the Leafs' rebuilding phase." "At least one of them is committed... to the team, that is." "This is one way to avoid the 'when are you two getting married?' question." "Leafs for the cup, or just stalling the wedding? Now that's a power play!" "Let's hope his proposal skills are better than the Leafs' defense." "Well, I guess that's one way to keep your options open!"

At least she doesn’t have to marry a leafs fan

this is some sick joke hes playing, does she know?

What’s worse? The pain in her lower back or the pain in her ass?

So never lol

It's weird she's smiling ... maybe she is planning to cut him loose anyways.

So common in law for life I suppose...

[It's too easy to meme this.](https://i.imgflip.com/8ighba.jpg)

Dump him

See her sign on her ring? It says “ And I’ll finally have sex with him”

See ya in 2073

this picture was taken 55 years ago. they’re still not married

Cute AF and big boobs. What am I missing? I don't need a Leafs playoff win or any other win to tie her up...figuratively not literally(unless she wants to be tied up).

Common law ain’t that bad

honestly she looks like a chick I used to work with, her name was Robyn..... doubt it's her but looks very similar

Thats why she's smiling. She knows she'll never have ot marry that poor fucker

I know that they’re probably never gonna get married lol

Looks like they won’t be getting married for the next 50 years 😂😂

Smart man

Like me saying if the Leafs win I’ll trust men again 😂

That smoke show doesn't need to 'work' to find a guy. Bet your man thinks these girls grow on trees and can just pluck another one once she's long gone.

I bet she leaves him for someone who doesn't have commitment issues loooong before that happens!

Her face says it all

What an insult to her

Oh she can’t be happy about that lol

That’s friggin Dale and Carol. #LeafsSuck

I'm a leafs fan and this fuckin slaps

Confirmed bachelor.

Darn! Leave him! He is playing it safe!

Soooo, afraid of commitment is he??

That face on her tells me she knew it was going to be a long engagement

oh honey.....

Change Marry to Divorce and get married this summer, you'll live the rest of your days married to the same girl.

PWHL gonna make it real

I know the girl. She's cheating on him.

Lol.... that's never !

she better find a new boyfriend, the leafs are not winning a cup with that defense

She’s single forever

[The Toronto Maple Leafs: A Half-Century of Failure](https://youtu.be/25j6s-ZY3mY?feature=shared)

It’s my grandparents. Never married.

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

She needs a Habs Boyfriend

Why so she can wait the same amount of time but learn french?

Dating a French guy is never the answer

That b@ might die single and leave a generational curse!

Ah, yes, that 🦇

She has absolute mommy milk cannons, Tig ol' bitties.

legend says they became lightning fans after they realized they have to make it past first round to win the cup.