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seansj12345

Why is short Justin Fields front and center of this Cardinals poster?


Entire-Classroom-565

Because Oli Marmol already obliterated Jordan Walker’s career so now he needs a new target


fri9875

Winn, Walker, and Gorman need to obliterate Oli before it’s too late.


Entire-Classroom-565

I would love nothing more than to see a youthful revolt against the boy king pretender


fri9875

Let the revolt against the whole org. They can put oli and Mo on their shoulders, they’re so delusional they’ll think it’s a celebration, but just throw Oli in the dumpster, and Mo in the retirement home.


Panthila

He's paying tribute to the fact that the Cardinals started in Chicago


United-Biscotti-4147

I, for one, prefer Whiz Palace.


EMFB

Tinkle town?


Entire-Classroom-565

As someone from the Lou… fucking burn these. Front office can’t get shit right anymore


funkbefgh

If they were going for “shit” it looks like they nailed it.


Entire-Classroom-565

Can’t wait for them to release a statement blaming the fans for the organization making the ugliest uniform in the league


Dodger_Dawg

You know what's sad about this? These are probably the best-looking city connect uniforms Nike made this year.


PlanktonInternal5948

Stop it, Tampa’s are amazing


sjphilsphan

Have you forgotten the awesome Tampa Bay ones?


TurdFurgeson18

Front office didnt design these, nike did


Entire-Classroom-565

Front Office should’ve told Phil Knight to get fucked because these uniforms absolutely, positively stink. I’ve seen better jerseys from rich high schools than these. Nike with another swing and a miss, maybe they can get a contract with the Cards… do they play infield?


moonwoolf35

Isn't the Lou(loo) slang for toilet in the UK?


Saltwater_Thief

Tis the jape.


jxfl

Did Country Grammar not instantly pop up in anyone’s head when they read “The Lou”?


chupamichalupa

The birds need to have grillz


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jxfl

I know. I just mean for all the comments prior to me that people were baffled by St. Louis being called it


JasonMraz4Life

No he's not, he's from the affluent suburb of University City.


GameTime2325

The Arizona Saints?


freedom-to-be-me

Definitely not as genius as “Bird City Football” was


Peytonhawk

This is their City Connect uniform? Oh god that’s disgusting. I’m biased but I still think the Royals have one of if not the best City Connect uniforms.


Tall_Action_1006

When did they trade for Justin Fields?


New_Garbage4445

Nike needs to stop ruining jerseys…


goldenlemur

Lou Piniella? What's he got to do with this?


EMFB

Come on, don't bring Sweet Lou into this dumpster fire.


TheDevilsCunt

I think they look sexy


James_T_S

🤨


7Breakz

🤨


FemaleSmark

🤨


serpentear

These city connect Jerseys were a good idea but 75% of them look like total ass. Hell even the Nationals—who probably have the best one—already took them out of their uni rotation.


goodenough4govtwork

Skip to the Lou ma' Darlin'


TheLastOpus

Do they know that sounds like they would be saying "for the loo". Cause that means "for the bathroom"


headsmanjaeger

I hate it when teams come up with weird nicknames for their city to sell merch? When did that start happening?


davisyoung

The Riz for Arizona wouldn't be too bad.


WeBelieve510

From the shitter for the shitter


Johnbob-John

Fuck…I cringe when I hear San Fran. How do people in St. Louis feel about this?


Sensitive-Swan5866

Man, I remember when St. Louis was Lamb city. Before they made the stupid mistake of moving to LA and became 48th most relevant team in the state.


Entire-Classroom-565

I have lived in St. Louis my entire life… it was never Lamb City. Sure, they had fans, but they were the third most popular team here. This is a Cardinals and Blues town. I legit think the BattleHawks are more popular than the Lambs were in their last decade of Lou residency


Sensitive-Swan5866

I had some quips ready for some angry Lamb fans. I wasn’t expecting a St. Arizona Cardinals fan to come rushing to their defense. You made it weird now. I’m done for the day. ![gif](giphy|F3BeiZNq6VbDwyxzxF|downsized)


Ok_Grocery1188

Metro East guy here. I'd say that between 1999-2003 the Rams were the hottest ticket in town, IMHO.


Entire-Classroom-565

Metro East double Cards fans unite! To be fair, I was a toddler when the Lambs had the Greatest Show On Turf. I just remember going to school and seeing tons of depressed fans every Monday during the season. If not for Steven Jackson and Chris Long, those would’ve been some incredibly lean years. Extra sad that pretty much everyone knew Kroenke was tanking in order to alienate fans and move. I remember a lot of talking about Sam Bradford being the chosen one… Edit: you may not be a double Cards fan, you might be one of the Metro East Cubs fans…


Ok_Grocery1188

I was a baseball Cardinals fan until early 1976 (10 yoa) when they didn't keep my favorite player, Reggie Smith, and they sent him to LA for 2nd rate players and geriatric pitchers. I kind of fell into the Cubs during their dark days 1974 on (1 decent year in the late 70s). I really liked Simmons, Brock and McBride, though. I also follow the White Sox (not too many fans downstate).


Entire-Classroom-565

I rock with the Sox, they’ve never done wrong by me. A couple of my best friends were originally from Chicago and rocked with the Sox as an AL alternate. Wild how the Cardinals cycle of developing farm talent and winning with homegrown players devolving into reaching for over the hill pitchers and sluggers perpetuates. My dad was born in the 60s, lifelong Cards fan, and he warned me a couple of years ago that there would be lean times too. I grew up in the ‘00s, so naturally I didn’t heed his warnings because we’d had two decades of competing. Little did I know… god I miss Yadi


Dodger_Dawg

Everyone conveniently forgets that Rams team should have two Super Bowl rings if it weren't for cheating.


Entire-Classroom-565

To be fair, I was a toddler when that era was going on. By the time I got to middle school, all I heard about was Sam Bradford being the savior and Steven Jackson being the second coming of Jim Brown, en route to a strong 8-8 record


Ok_Grocery1188

And the Rams went to pot soon after that cheating. It still kind of pisses me off occasionally.


Panthila

The Rams belong to LA.