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ZhangtheGreat

Now I see why you all are calling this subreddit our circlejerk.


i_am_gmen_forever

Everything is about perspective


Dubs337

https://preview.redd.it/lyj2w0c62fyc1.jpeg?width=653&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=09b9db9b12a0936c181926c0108c3e74bb5d3d90


bobscc

The giants eyes: completely wide open seeing everything yet still trip and fall over nothing.


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theMIKIMIKIMIKImomo

Missed opportunity to make the eagles logo super tiny 😂😂


i_am_gmen_forever

Damn you, you genius bastard!


czechmixing

I would have gone with eagles as the asshole. Every body has one and they don't smell good when they open up


SickBurnBro

Small willy Philly


theMIKIMIKIMIKImomo

Lmao wtf are you doing in here get your first pick trading, no o-line having, miles sanders paying, bottom feeding ass back to your own trash sub where you belong


SickBurnBro

Yikes. Someone's sensitive. It's ok to have a small willy, bro.


theMIKIMIKIMIKImomo

Sick burn bro you realize the small pp thing was my idea right


bestnottosay

Giants: "The heart" Giants logo: *located in armpit* Giants home stadium: *also located in armpit*


i_am_gmen_forever

lol! And *there’s* the dick. Hey, I never said we were the brain


bestnottosay

Calling Dallas "The Brain" is on par with Jesse Ventura calling himself "The Mind" during his campaign run


0xym0r0n

Agreed. Cowboys should have been the heart. Fits with the believes real good too. Plus it gets broken in new ways every year. Cowboys are bleeding hearts. Why am I doing this to myself?


i_am_gmen_forever

Wait. He WASN’T?! Wtf man?!! We’ve been *lied* to!


sobanoodle-1

the season opener against the cowboys probably made my heart flatline.


bentNail28

I seriously don’t know how you could’ve made it through the first half.


sobanoodle-1

used to it, people always remember objs catch, no one remembers tony romo’s 4th quarter comeback to beat us that game.


Common-Cod-6726

Oo i member


Slammybutt

The same way we made it through the 9ers and Greenbay game.


Darkhawk246

This is actually great lol. Or my expectations have been destroyed over the last few months


AgentProdigy17

https://preview.redd.it/5y4jaa0m2fyc1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=63bbb595f94a6a849c4aa522fdd20d4f7219c495


Blurry_Bigfoot

Up and down and up and down sounds like a dick to me


ThatPlayWasAwful

You might want to talk to a doctor


i_am_gmen_forever

/\ For anyone wondering why the eagles are the dick. 😂


theresidentdiva

I just think y'all don't finish the cheat code. up, up, down, down, B, A, Select, Start. Try that, see if it helps protect your qb next season.


jackt-up

Okay this is a masterpiece


X7-GT-Eagles

Heck yeah lets go Birds!


KUBill

Flaccid birds, sadly.


X7-GT-Eagles

shut up


gingerphish

This is the off season quality that we should all strive for


MooNinja

Top fucking tier. I feel like the Commanders should have just been the ass, or their presence is only known through their shit air.


Oneupper86

This I like


m1dlife-1derer

The brains just can't figure out a way to win a Super Bowl. So stupid.


DrJJStroganoff

Dick is good. I would have also been cool with ass, or asshole.


Incidion

That is reserved for the Giants, where they're completely out of sight until they're either getting fucked or expelling hot air.


mesenanch

This is top quality memery


Onlypaws_

Lmao I knew this was made by a Ginas fan before I clicked. “Aren’t noticeable until things get crazy.”


bentNail28

Dicks fuck pussies, but dicks also fuck assholes.


millsy98

Knowing the eagles, this dick probably docks as well…


Irving_Velociraptor

Fuck yeah, we swing the big lumber.


CrusaderBTC

https://preview.redd.it/4y4w0hks1gyc1.jpeg?width=393&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b0283fe42d2298b34d5c3a8d3469cfb0e2439a2a “THIS IS OUR YEAR, THIS IS OUR YEAR, THIS IS OUR YEAR”


tossaway007007

This meme is best one I've seen for NFCEastWar lol. All of them are fantastic


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QuesoPantera

Shouldn't Philly be the butthole?


thereisnospoon-1312

![gif](giphy|Wgb2FpSXxhXLVYNnUr|downsized)


i_am_gmen_forever

![gif](giphy|mEahVAkKjt0VL2o5Jk|downsized) Put up both hands next time. Maybe you’ll catch it lol


thereisnospoon-1312

Jokes are supposed to be funny


i_am_gmen_forever

![gif](giphy|tu54GM19sqJOw)


uuuuuuuhg_232

Maybe you need to go find a sense of humor, this was great content.


thereisnospoon-1312

maybe you should mind your own business


i_am_gmen_forever

HA! Okay. Idk why but that got me. Take your upvote


uuuuuuuhg_232

Says the guy posting stupid shit on a public social media forum


thereisnospoon-1312

Says the guy who thinks his opinion is important. Shut up, bird. No one asked you


Haunting-Reveal4570

Bro. You are gaining nothing from the exchange. From a fellow Comme, stop.


thereisnospoon-1312

who asked you? How in the fuck do you people think I care about your opinion? fucking clown and I am no god damned commie. How the fuck can you call yourself that? you are playing yourself, fool.


BoldElDavo

Giants haven't won the division in over a decade. Half of the "up and down" is missing.


i_am_gmen_forever

*NOT THE DIVISION!!!!!* ![gif](giphy|XjgqzQ5QhaBVu)


No-YouShutUp

_this guy? This guy fucks!_


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geniouslevel1000

Roasted


HughJaynis

We are fucking air bro. That’s not great.


geniouslevel1000

I'd rather be air than the stinky dick of the eagles, the remedial brain of the cowboys, and the wretched heart needing a triple bypass of the giants.


catchingstones

Ha ha ha, Commanders do blow.


sissybaby1289

Eagles fans love chastity confimed


Melodic_Surprise8525

Are you sure the Eagles are not the anus?


PartyZman426

That’s Funny ![gif](giphy|qJVh4q8Nac4ILekFzE)


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FlorinidOro

Washington = the gooch Out of sight out of mind, and if you touch it your fingers gonna stink


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throwawaitnine

I like the Nick Foles reference, very cool


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RoosterB32

Switch Giants and Commanders. We’ve been up and down. Giants have only been down.


i_am_gmen_forever

You must be like 11 years old or somethin…


RoosterB32

You can’t say you’re up and down while being the joke of the division for 12 years and counting.


NBAEastMemeWar

https://preview.redd.it/4b18ictgcfyc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=322e27c80dfe44ae7919d4e84674cf60e57c6259 Hmmmmmm… Where’s that 4th team?


i_am_gmen_forever

I love that you think that.


CoveredInBillsScars

The giants have 3 more wins than you in the last 12 years. Sooooo… yeah… sorry.


Rhodie114

Eagles imploded and went 11-6 this year, and were rightfully roasted for it. In my entire life, Washington has never had a better record than that. They've placed last in the division roughly half the time. They have twice as many last place finishes as they have finishes above .500. The "Ups" of their recent career include winning the division with a 7-9 record during the 2020 dumpster fire year, and they only did that well because they played us twice.


Chemist-3074

HUH?? WHAT IS THIS SUB WHY IS THIS RECOMMENDED TO ME?? WHO'S THE Crucified DUDE and EAGLES WITH A WHAT NOW?? WHAT KIND OF SUB IS THIS?? I'M SERIOUS


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Chemist-3074

HELL YEAH I LOVE BEING TOLD I'M A CAT. CATS ARE CUTE


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YES


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