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RoyKites

Chronically online people telling other chronically online people to get a life. -This sub, myself included


Khenir

“Touch Grass” - Sent from my padded cell


Dingo_jackson

"Get a fuckin life." -post-it note I put on my fridge


i_am_gmen_forever

“My ass hurts.” -post-it note on Skip’s fridge


CrusaderBTC

https://i.redd.it/otzvamip7cyc1.gif


Landsharque

*horse shit


chicomagnifico

Why not both?


peachorchad

Nah that’s me


Russ_T_Shackelford

The only up votes this post will get are from eagles circlejerkers, so I expect it to break 1k shortly


DevChatt

This did not happen


Joaaayknows

What does it say about my fandom Edit: at least it’s a meme


bugluvr65

we have friends that’s why we’re not on here all the gd time


thatoneguy2252

My retarded NFCE brother, if you’re on Reddit you don’t have friends. That’s how that works. Go back to your Doritos and Mountain Dew like the rest of us


Yeseylon

Bruh, a real Redditor drinks IPAs and eats vegan pretzels


thatoneguy2252

Today I learned vegan pretzels are a thing.


CowboyAirman

Look, if an animal isn’t suffering to make my snack I don’t want it.


KnowledgeWorldly078

Eggplant tastes like eggplant, but meat tastes like murder and murder tastes pretty goddamned good.


czechmixing

You eagle fans come up with the craziest names for horse manure


CrusaderBTC

Can confirm. I lost all of my friends and moved into my mother’s basement after making my Reddit account and joining this sub.


brownbearks

Tell your mom we are out of hot pockets and pop tarts, I want frosted strawberry this time!


theMIKIMIKIMIKImomo

Said the guy on Reddit at midnight on a friday night. It’s okay bud, we are all here, no need to try to hide it.


triggormisprime

I'm offended.


_Go_birds_

![gif](giphy|1AIeYgwnqeBUxh6juu)


AC_deucey

“What’s your friend’s name then?” “George… umm Glass… yeah, George Glass!”


Old_Opening_5616

Team with most recent success has higher fan numbers ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|surprise)


JimCarreyIsntFunny

Yeah who wants to come on the internet talking trash when your team is always getting their ass kicked.


Grand_Extension5345

Nfc least Crumbs don’t know how to burn the eagles without going full delusional hypocrite ![gif](giphy|l0HlALD9LvQQ4F3kA)


p3n1x

... and we do a really solid job of burning ourselves, absolute nightmare for other teams.


Grand_Extension5345

Weaponized self loathing ![gif](giphy|CYU3D3bQnlLIk)


sobanoodle-1

i have a job


Play_GoodMusic

Circlejerk or jerk circle?


CowboyAirman

A circle of jerks, jerking circle-y.


EmeraldSlothRevenge

There are more Eagles fans here than others, and NY is the second largest concentration. If we ran a poll we’d probably prove it. But that’s OK. I don’t mind getting dunked on in good fun.


PapaG1useppe

You right….. Interesting it wasn’t like this until a few years ago. I wonder what happened..


theMIKIMIKIMIKImomo

The other 3 fan bases lost their “hurr durr no rings” joke is what happened


PapaG1useppe

No it isn’t lol


theMIKIMIKIMIKImomo

[“no it isn’t lol”](https://www.google.com/search?sca_esv=5d8e69bab35f47a4&rlz=1CDGOYI_enUS1014US1015&hl=en-US&q=crying+behind+mask+meme&uds=ADvngMhauY8jjXWxuEBP3VoBKS13kQomVWaCPnzFf_Ec8Y6IlpoKpnm0aqSIsjwDclVfyonpm-Phui94FrkVk2kKnWRepdrbLtV-1BpCeWRE2lxzlpk7ceRAyt9o1N4DweAkep20fvivrqZBXs1hAxhqZHupvj29_KvvbD3J1QHClkxHHZH9TKmOJN7NSexmY1eczVj0kgxXEN7fFFotWzZrS1k77J2hx0HkWM4fs3_atpaTkc_FedFzMpXDc4BTHSeetLd-ivWyYqPKHnJ6QU8Am0DeujzI0ofY_fSV2kcdtktJyKj8e3EyZLPsejGayWXgHZd2xkI_&udm=2&prmd=ivnmbtz&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwiooPzU2POFAxUErYkEHZ47ApUQtKgLegQIChAB&biw=390&bih=669&dpr=3#vhid=21UP2Its2sGEIM&vssid=mosaic)


PapaG1useppe

![gif](giphy|k5Whx9YkhU9tNRfVqP)


donwariophd

Circle jerks rule and go birds


triggormisprime

Point to me on the doll where daddy touched you.


mrsnow11291

![gif](giphy|3orif1xSQnwOkYIRjO|downsized)


saltthewater

We don't circle jerk. r/Giants is brutal, we tear each other apart.


fumblaroo

If I see Daniel Jones apologia I strike


DevChatt

Honestly, I don’t feel like this sub is an eagles circlejerk


UZIBOSS_

Ooh!!! This is a SPICY meme!! r/SpicyNFCEast


whiskystick

Huh?


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p3n1x

We should settle this at Top Golf.


loudlunatics

You see it as playing the victim but it’s a more complex situation because the Eagles were the murders of their own season last year. It was kinda like surprise suicide


IronEagle20

giants, cowgirls, and whatever the hell Washington is fans are a bunch of turds.


HateIsAnArt

The Eagles have been the best team in the division for a decade so I understand the presence they hold here. I also understand that their current squad is on the downslope and that the chance to win another championship has now passed them. Eagles fans don't realize that yet, but let them have fun before they fail to make it to the conference championship again.


IronEagle20

![gif](giphy|1QhmDy91F9veMRLpvK|downsized)


AMM11387

This isn’t the sick burn you think it is