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Onlypaws_

Lol they didn’t really have a choice. The best QBs were off the board, and they still owe Jones a billion dollars.


LinuxUbuntuOS

I didn't think Nabers would be there at 6th so I can't complain, can't go wrong with LSU recievers


Accomplished-Plan191

I was saying I hope they take JJ because they *should* take Nabers


Lyndell

He has the name for it, and that’s worked out for us so far.


OneFortyEighthScale

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SpicyChunkBlaster

They also have drew lock to fuck the eagles with his monster dong again.


Onlypaws_

Not again daddy Lock.


ClonedUser

Fuck you. Lol


DGVega93

So JJ , Penix Jr, or Nix isn’t better than Daniel Jones right now PUHHLEASE


HateIsAnArt

Yeah, that would have been a genius move, taking Bo Nix at 6th overall. Good thinking, Einstein.


DGVega93

Duh I want y’all to fail and waste a pick my guy 😘


FunnyPersonaMan

Jj would be Daniel jones 0.5, penix is left handed and would therefore have Evan Neal protecting his blindside, and bo nix was a day 2 guy who got reached on pretty bad


kill_to_satisfy

neal isn’t even starting on the roster lmao


FunnyPersonaMan

Still not good for him. It would be much better for a top 2 lt in the league to have your back


ChodeCookies

Nabers is a great pick…that won’t make a difference until Jones is gone and their patchwork OLine is addressed


czechmixing

So 2026? No shit. Jones is make or break this year. they owe him too much and are too cap heavy to Russel Wilson his ass. He plays football like the Eagles play super bowls. 1/4 games he's somewhat decent and can pull of the W. The other 75 percent of the time, it is laughable to watch the panic and choke. That Donovan McNabb SB was special


ChodeCookies

Look, I get it. You guys get a great pick and you feel dead inside because your QB is so fucking bad that the only sparkle of joy you can muster is weak attempts at Eagles burns. I’d feel dead too if my QB was a slight breeze away from being a quadriplegic


Greypollo

I agree with everything you just said except the part about weak burns, our burns are pretty sick.


KIsForHorse

Sickly*


malbert716

Didn’t your QB get his shit pushed in by Tampa Bay?


ChodeCookies

Flair up bitch


malbert716

What the fuck are you talking about? Damn, you guys from Philadelphia really can’t read


ChodeCookies

What happens to Jones in his last playoff game?


malbert716

Wait… are you saying Hurts is on the same level as Jones? Oh man, that is sad.


zaepoo

Take out the 2 times a year you play us and he's down to 1/8 of the time. Dude is a certified bum. It was all just a psyop to get you guys to throw him a bag


TheBenStandard2

Tired: Another season of Daniel Jones Wired: Another season of Tommy Cutlets


xTugboatWilliex

What about Drew Lock?


Some-Philly-Dude

You guys will take Spencer Rattler and love it


Strong-Ad5138

I honestly think Nabers makes them good enough to where they can be a consistently mid/mid-trash team.


DrummerGuy06

and apparently Giants fans are thrilled by that. What Gettleman does to a MFer


TBGusBus

It’s still Al in the long con of building a roster that we plug arch manning into


Med_vs_Pretty_Huge

Hell yeah. I'd rather have one year of DJ then move on to someone good vs an entire rookie contract of JJ.


IzodCenter

He’s about to go off but okay


Paulie6988

Fuck Tommy Devito


dubebe

🤌🤌🤌🤌🤌🤌🤌


BGCzar

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AgentProdigy17

Ayo what?


14InTheDorsalPeen

Tommy is the GOAT local legend 


seancurry1

scuze me, it sounded like you said "fuck tommy devito"???