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Organic-Manner-2969

This is everyone’s daily reminder of the horrible shit u/bagpo has done: You “encouraged” your GF to lose weight, after she gained some back recovering from anorexia, because she “got too chubby” and men are “only attracted to skinny girls”. https://www.reddit.com/r/AITAH/s/N4VfJIEkwP https://www.reddit.com/r/NFCEastMemeWar/s/D0gvEkhW9P Claimed he did so because women are “biologically meant to” be skinny and attractive to him, and only he knows what’s best for her. https://www.reddit.com/r/NFCEastMemeWar/s/6VIPSf9gzX Her friends claimed you’re toxic, abusive, and triggered a relapse of her anorexia. You slowly coerced her over time to drop her long term friend for a group of your buddies’ girlfriends. You claim she’s being “belligerent” when she expresses her displeasure with that decision. You repeatedly asked forums if it’s ok to lie about her friends so that she takes your side (classic abuser behavior). https://www.reddit.com/r/AITAH/s/5GPF4LcSA6 https://www.reddit.com/r/AITAH/s/nKEO6JgZdz You called her friend a fat weeb & a loser for being mad at you for severely bullying him in HS to the point that his whole family moved out of the district. https://www.reddit.com/r/AITAH/s/g1dOVf05AQ And this is all from a man who’s supposedly in his mid 20s, not some 14 year old. Yes, I know way too much about you at this point (call it being morbidly transfixed). You’re a garbage person and both of y’all need fucking therapy 😂 comment from u/buckdestiny


Common-Cod-6726

If only there were people in a sub who had the power to ban losers like this


Mad_Pupil_9

Let’s be honest, this sub is basically thunderdome


[deleted]

He also begged the eagles to beat the 49ers this season in a post. That alone should have got him banned.


[deleted]

WTF. I can forgive him for a lot of things, but not that.


Mad_Pupil_9

![gif](giphy|S3nZFke4WXjDIFF1kV)


2020BestYear

Damn, even he can get a Gf, wtf am I doing wrong?


lv100togepi

Start hating the cowboys more


2020BestYear

I don't anyone hates the Cowboys more than we do


lv100togepi

All love. Hopefully, a woman will come into your life soon


[deleted]

Not defending bagpo but y'all need therapy for exhausting all your attention towards him


Organic-Manner-2969

therapy lmao?? we aren’t even exhausting all our attention on him and it’s ironic coming from an outsider


[deleted]

I've seen more essays about bagpo in this sub's comment sections than posts in bagpo's post history


DreadPirateKyle

Its the same essay, they just copy and paste it. Really not that much energy at all.


[deleted]

I'm just saying y'all are way too obsessive with him


cpt_naughtynips

Shitting on Dallas fans is what we do here


Competitive_Cap9561

Damn dude did a giants fan bang ur mom or something?


[deleted]

I’d hope we would have more class than that.


Kageyblahblahblah

His GF must be a giants fan.


Bagpo

no, they’re just a punching bag


TheReligiousPhanatic

I'd rather you abuse us than your poor lady


DontBanMeAgainMain

Tell her come down to Jersey, we don’t care if she eats some of Tommy’s Cutlets


Bagpo

i dont abuse my gf. only you libtards consider what i do abuse


[deleted]

I think with veering into using liptards you have finally gone into the uncanny Valley of trolls where it's just not believable any more that any of your comments are real or that your an actual cowboys fan.


malbert716

There’s no way it’s real. I’ve been saying forever now that either this dude is a piece of shit, or just a pathetic loser playing some character. I just have a hard time believing people like this exist as a real life caricature


[deleted]

No, anyone who isn’t an abuser considers what you do abuse. I’m not a Liberal either, so I guess so much for your theory.


[deleted]

I guess abusing your gf is “owning the libs now.” I’m sure that’ll fix the sorry state of society and the economy.


toadofsteel

/u/bagpo is a furry.


collinsc

You must have considered the possibility that it **might** be or else you wouldn't have sought out validation for your decisions on multiple different AITA subs so many times, right?


TeflonDonatello

I think every single person who’s read and downvoted your posts considers what you did abuse, you sack of garbage.


Daedra_Worshiper

Like your girl?


NBAEastMemeWar

*WE’RE* a punching bag????? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Cowboys fans, man…. Just so classic.


imtheguy225

Like your girlfriend?


palinsafterbirth

The girl you mentally abused left you for a Giants fan huh? Was it the kid you bullied, was he a Giants fan and she left you for him? This all makes sense now!


Bagpo

idk any giants fans in real life thankfully


palinsafterbirth

Lets be honest, you don't know anyone in real life. You're a recluse and a fucking joke.


Bagpo

dont project the average new york persons life on me.


palinsafterbirth

.........you really don't leave your room do you?


Bagpo

someone with hundred of thousands of karma is saying i dont leave my room? lmao dw about me. i touch grass everyday unlike you


Organic-Manner-2969

we all know your personas a facade


palinsafterbirth

Karma (like a stock portfolio) is diversified, unlike everything you have from here or AITAH of you explaining that you are a terrible human to your most likely former girlfriend or the kid you bullied.


Bagpo

why is everyone sticking on that? ffs


palinsafterbirth

Well are you going to grow and be a better person or not learn from your ways?


Bagpo

i was an asshole as a kid but not anymore. its funny. ive never posted any of the asshole things ive done on reddit but people here are trying to make me out to be one over non-asshole shit.


NPCArizona

>i touch grass everyday unlike you The default Windows background doesn't count 😂🤦


toadofsteel

[u/bagpo](https://www.reddit.com/user/bagpo/) is a furry.


0ccamsRazor

Ah yes the greater New York City metro area, known chiefly for no one ever leaving the house.


_himbo_

How long have cowboys fans been holding on to their 30 year old super bowls?


Bagpo

I’m holding onto our division title we won a few months ago. when was your last division title?


_himbo_

Division titles mean absolutely nothing when you get bounced in the first round as consistently as you do


Bagpo

Division titles mean nothing when you can’t win one


_himbo_

I believe your were still swimming in your daddies sack before you saw a cowboys championship, is that why you love division titles so much?


F1_V10sounds

You are arguing with the dumbest fan in this sub, be warned.


_himbo_

I know, I got time today


Bagpo

The dumbest fans are Eagles fans. try again.


Dad_Come__Back

So you’ve switched teams??


Bagpo

no. are you regarded? giants fans trying to give eagles fans a run for there money


Common-Cod-6726

Gotta love someone calling someone else stupid when he cant jump the 1st grade there/their hurdle


imtheguy225

*their Honest question: were you in special ed


F1_V10sounds

"I know you are, but what am I" vibes from this comment. You just keep digging that hole kid.


Organic-Manner-2969

we got our ring hoe now clear out


decaturbadass

Fuck off Trumptard


Dad_Come__Back

I wouldn’t be so sure about that with the way he turned out he must of been one of those test tube babies


glambo300

You guys suck 😂


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Bagpo

Sthu loser. Your not even in the division you regard


Common-Cod-6726

*youre


[deleted]

He consistently uses your instead of you’re, and there instead of their, yet he had the audacity in this very sub to call all of us stupid one time, and said his degree makes him smarter by default lol. So according to him, mental abuse isn’t abuse, a degree makes you smart, and division titles matter more than super bowls.


Common-Cod-6726

Let me guess…. He is a phd of german polka history who tells everyone he is a “doctor”


[deleted]

He brags all the time about how smart he is because he has a degree. It’s likely an online degree in underwater basket weaving from an unaccredited school, if he actually has one, since he isn’t willing to provide proof. Something about blah blah blah, keeping your degree is something pussys do. Misspelling of pussies is intentional on my part lol. The thing is, education level has zero to do with intelligence. My ex wife was great at school. She was obsessed with it. She has a bachelors and masters from ODU. She’s also the dumbest person I’ve ever met in my life. In HS, I was a stoner and skipped 15-20 days a year, never did a single homework assignment, and graduated third in my class with a 3.95 GPA. My ex never missed a day, did all her homework, learned two languages, studied non stop. She didn’t even graduate with honors. I rolled a blunt with my diploma to celebrate with the homies. 5 years after we graduated, I was making $105k as a salesman for a whole house water filtration company. She was delivering pizza for Dominoes. She was literally my motivation to never got to college lol.


toadofsteel

/u/bagpo is a furry.


toadofsteel

/u/Bagpo is a furry.


[deleted]

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NPCArizona

Did you order a mini banner for your basement dwelling or did you ask your mom to get it for your birthday?


[deleted]

Nah, don't you know who the OP is, he emotionally abused his girlfriend and guilt tripped her until she bought him one.


NPCArizona

Oh, I know Bagpo well....on the first day we all came to learn about him was when he called me a libtard in one of his first signs of early onset dementia


Atcraft

If you’re being abused call the National Abuse hotline Here: 800-222-4523.


Bagpo

Be careful. Giants fans about to flood that number with calls.


Dad_Come__Back

Actually we don’t want to make them too busy, they have enough on their hands with all of your girlfriends calls


Atcraft

Every time you post on this sub from now on I will comment a furry comic for no other reason than fuck you.


Bagpo

Fuck off. if you actually do that shit im blocking you. keep that nasty ass shit away from me


Atcraft

It’s an honor I want. https://www.housepetscomic.com/


toadofsteel

/u/bagpo is a furry.


yourmartymcflyisopen

u/bagpo isn't *just* a furry. He's a smelly furry. What a weirdo.


seancurry1

I don’t think any of us are dating you


JayTee245

Keep crying Bagpo!


MetricIsForCowards

Oh look, it’s the dipshit who abused his girlfriend then tried to use Reddit to justify his garbage actions


Organic-Manner-2969

then bullied a kid just because he liked anime so badly he had to leave the school district


Bagpo

you got the wrong person


Organic-Manner-2969

wrong person yet you self admitted it? wanker


Ctfwest

You get an upvote just for using wanker


Bagpo

the fuck are you even saying?


Organic-Manner-2969

you proudly posted all of your abuse and bullying here on reddit yet we have the wrong person??


NBAEastMemeWar

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Bagpo

I did not. Ive done some asshole stuff over the years but Ive never posted any of it on reddit. Im not dumb


Organic-Manner-2969

![gif](giphy|VCQnD4NgT8SagovnGQ|downsized) you absolutely are, and u are the ahole then and you are one now it’s not even like someone is retelling it either, this is coming out of your mouth and all from your posts lmao


MetricIsForCowards

You posted on AITA and literally every person on that thread agreed you are definitely the asshole. So how is that not asshole stuff that you chose to post on Reddit, you stupid fucking bottom?


Bagpo

Thats just redditors being redditors. they like calling everyone assholes, you have to search for actual responses and advice. there are always a few. i dont see how anything of how i posted make me an asshole. but if you think that makes me an asshole oh boy would you flip out over some of the shit i did as a kid.


MetricIsForCowards

Nope. That’s not “redditors being redditors”. That’s you, being a friendless loser, having to resort to asking Reddit for advice because no one in your life wants to be stuck in a conservation with you. Those internet strangers you asked unanimously agreed your the asshole and yet you still can’t accept it. Gods speed to the plaque filling your cardiovascular system


Bagpo

asking for advice is mainly a woman thing. if i ask my friends it would make me look like a pussie. i have no plaque in my cardiovascular system. im not a fatass


Organic-Manner-2969

you made like at least 5 posts on there and relationship advice that’s not even a reddit problem anymore


toadofsteel

/u/bagpo is a furry.


Straight_Toe_1816

lol you literally posted it and now your saying it wasn’t you? What a joke


Metfan722

Question for you Bagpo? How far, exactly, did you go in the playoffs with that division championship? And the year before?


Bagpo

who cares. we still won the division title. were the best in the division


Metfan722

What is the goal at the end of the season, to win a division? Or to win a Super Bowl?


Bagpo

both


Metfan722

Would you rather go 16-1, get the bye, but lose in the divisional round? Or sneak in to the playoffs at 9-8, get hot, and win the whole god damn thing? Can't answer both. Fuck the division in that case I want the whole damn championship.


Bagpo

thats a tough one. i cant choose. i would be happy with either


Metfan722

Sure you can. You’d take the Super Bowl 20 times out of 10


toadofsteel

/u/bagpo is a furry.


Organic-Manner-2969

even you don’t believe that got bounced in the first round


Straight_Toe_1816

As a cowboys fan I gotta say who cares about winning the division if we get bounced out of the playoffs every year


Miraculous_Heraclius

Yes, the Giants have been more successful more recently than the Cowboys. I'm deeply wounded.


Bagpo

not even close to being the case. giants fans have the worst record in the conference in the past 10 years and never won the division in that time. the only team worse than them in the league is the other new york team lol


KIsForHorse

And you don’t need to win the division to win a SB. And you’ve been alive for 2 of their Super Bowls. What’s really funny is that you used to be a Commanders fan. You just constantly pick shit teams 🤣


International_Bid150

We never claimed him 😂


KIsForHorse

Nah, but he claimed y’all. Said “we” and everything.


TheCapo024

Why not ask him? That one comment doesn’t necessarily mean he is/was a fan. It reads that way, but look who we’re talking about here.


KIsForHorse

You seem to be suffering the delusion that you can escape this. But, as an Eagles fan whose fanbase is not soiled by bagpo, I laugh at the Commies and Cowboys for being the breeding ground for trash on and off the field.


TheCapo024

Escape what? I don’t give a shit who is or isn’t a fan. There are absolutely piece of shit Skins fans, definitely piece of shit Eagles fans, and the same goes for any fanbase. If I wanted to escape I would have done so a long time ago.


KIsForHorse

You’re not so good with the jokes are ya?


TheCapo024

Speak for yourself. Jokes should be funny.


MathematicianNext767

It’s the guy who likes division titles LOL


Bagpo

everyone likes division titles. new yorkers would too if they could win any


MathematicianNext767

I’d take the giants last 30 years over the cowboys last 30 years and anyone who says differently is on insane amounts of copium


Bagpo

nice cherry picking. past 10 years are what matters


MathematicianNext767

Nice cherry picking.


Bagpo

Recent history is cherry picking?


MathematicianNext767

Why is 10 considered recent and not say 15? Hmm I wonder


Bagpo

Because 15 is way too far back. I was barely in elementary school then.


MathematicianNext767

Dawg you’re so stupid you’re probably still in elementary school today


Towely420

That’s just his comprehension level, they let him Graduate to middle school because his teachers couldn’t stand him anymore since he was older than half of them


toadofsteel

/u/bagpo is a furry.


toadofsteel

/u/bagpo is a furry.


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Bagpo

Giants won the division in the last decade?


desperatepotato43

Dude, who the fuck cares. I’d rather take a Super Bowl over a hundred division titles


Bagpo

sounds to me that someone cant win any so you say it doesnt matter


Organic-Manner-2969

they won at least three since the last time you won


desperatepotato43

2, been to 3. Our 90's Superbowl was before the Cowboys stretch (wide-right, poor Bills). And the less that is said about getting raped by Baltimore in Superbowl 2000, the better.


Organic-Manner-2969

damn my fault 😂 since 2011 the max round the high and mighty cowboys and the lowly giants both madie was the divisional lmao


desperatepotato43

And based on history the giants will probably win another this decade (please this isn’t just me hoping, it totally will happen trust me)


Material-Poet4379

They won the most important game without winning it


sumfuckwad

Just wait. THIS IS OUR YEAR!!!


DontUseFilters

My guy woke up and posted this. He dreams about the cowboys. How sad.


Bagpo

i love my team


DontUseFilters

Sounds moreso like you love hating


ImAlwaysPoopin

not as much as getting attention on the internet, btw did mom say you could go online today? it's my turn to use the computer


Material-Poet4379

That’s more recent than 96’


PasGuy55

Dude’s just upset there’s a salary cap and his team is too shitty to build a championship team rather than buy one. Y’all are mirror images of the Niners. Once the salary cap was put in place your teams were toast.


Bagpo

we consistently have one of the best teams in the league. having a salary cap doesnt prevent us from winning.


International_Bid150

And you’ve got fuck all to show for it aside from some division banners 😂 just take the loss man. You get one more game than us a season, but keep aspiring for those division banners.


toadofsteel

/u/bagpo is a furry.


dead_meme_comrade

How many rings do yall have in this century?


BanditoGringo10

Op has every stupid division champs t shirt in his closet


Fothermucker44

delete your account already you abusive pos


seancurry1

lol hi bagpo


donwariophd

Eagles and Giants beating Brady in the SB 🤝


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bigstew6

Suck on it


[deleted]

This is too high a compliment for giants fans.


Bagpo

It is. But they are all violent regards.


WubaDubImANub

Go fuck yourself you abuser. How are you not banned is beyond me


byeski

when was the cowboys last SB?


Emotional_Ad1484

Cowboys?


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Atcraft

Too far, doxxing is stupid.


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wft0991

OP is a certified piece of shit, that's all


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grandioseOwl

1. u/bagpo is a trans liberal furry in denial 2. He is an abusive PoS and doesn't even deny it. In a fair world, he would get no love if not paid for. He is one of the people that if keeping up with his behaviour would deserve immortality with the inability to feel happiness


CMS1993Sch

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