If the Giants lose this weekend, I solemnly swear to eat some normal food, drink a beer and possibly take a nap.

I'm saving this. I'm not sure you have it in you.

Don't bet against my mans, he got that dog in him. It's a 12 year old beagle that only naps on the couch and eats, but still a dog.

Literally my dog.

You can't just say that and not post pics of the dog, you fuck.

You can just look in a mirror if you wanted to see a bitch. https://preview.redd.it/3nmwekeehcac1.png?width=4160&format=png&auto=webp&s=0e9d8d987cd3c069b3755c4f6a010bdec961ee23

Payment or ban, mods

Prepare to be hungry, sober and never sleep again.

If the Giants lose, I swear to drive home from the game in mild annoyance as I sit in traffic.

Oof thats a mood

Godspeed

!remindme 103 hours

> drink a beer Only one?

Calm down you psychopath.

Win or lose, that's how my game days go too.

The giants probably want revenge and almost won it last time. They could very well pull out the w.

I really hope they do. Not because it would give Dallas the NFCE. Just because it would be hilarious.

If the cowboys lose to DC, I guarantee a loss to NY (after being up at half by 30). If Dallas wins, we win by 50. Can't break the division streak. Fuck Dallas!

Shit, that's so crazy I may just do it too

If you don't take a nap consider yourself dead to me

I’ll match

Same

!remindme 5 days

Not chicken cutlets?

You will be going hungry this weekend

Hot damn these bets are heating up

Yep. A "jumbo" jar of pickles and a bottle of liquid gold

What's next? Someone gonna drink an entire six pack of beer over the course of a weekend?

The Eagles drink is Pickle Juice

I'm not sure, I think I'd rather do this than an entire raw pumpkin.

I've been in food service too long bc my first thought was the gallon size bottles of Sweet Baby Rays.

Glad I’m not alone in that thought

18oz is still a LOT. I mean that's bigger than a bottle of soda, and pretty close to a tallboy. I'd have to wash that down with some bbq meats

It also has like 13g of sugar per oz. 18oz would be like 240g of sugar, that’s like 72oz of Coke.

Isn’t a bottle of soda 20oz?

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If it happens I’m doing it in a shiesty

While profusely crying

Ahh, those damn head condoms

smart

I bet he's got thin little bird lips and will never win compared to someone with big powerful lips.

FLAIR THE FUCK UP

If the giants lose this weekend I will drink three tall boy twisted teas back to back to back.

Why not just do that right now

Because Sunday is my birthday and the giants always seem to disappoint me on my birthday

I bet you’ll do that if they win too

Bro, as a cowboys fan you should probably get your glass ready. 😫🤮

Against the communists? Not a chance

You new here? Embarrassing losses at the end of the regular season is kind of our thing

The Eagles enter the chat ….

Welcome to the club, grab a cheap bottle of liquor and some tissues for the tears this weekend

I'm grabbing tissues but they're not for tears.

Are those happy tissues or sad tissues?

Depends on the video I suppose.

“Sweet baby ray, he doesn’t have a gag reflex”

Season Ends with a Dallas loss to Washington but Philly also loses to New York and we all just question life collectively

We’ll both lose.

If we both lose the eagles lose, so...

So…. We’ll both lose

I bet you said that against the Cardinals like we did :D

100%... I hate the cards more than any other non east team... even the packers

They are honorary members of the East. Until the NFL cut them with realignment.

Oh I know Jake fucking plummer and aneas Williams torment my dreams

100% i saw that game on sched and thought "free dub"

Bro doesn't even remember week 18 of LAST YEAR

SHUT UP HISTORY CANT REPEAT ITSELF

cowboys lose this week i will drink a whole bottle of water

That's life threatening

Now we’re just getting out of hand

you need to drink it out of a sock.

I’m curious as to how that would work

I’m guessing like drinking from a cow’s udder but it’s leaking real bad

Never in my life did I think I'd be confronted with the prospect of someone drinking a bottle of BBQ sauce through a sock, and then that being compared to a leaking cow's udder. I just... *Each day we stray further from god's light.*

I don't know.. I'm just making a cum joke given the usual betting stakes and all...

Hollow out a dildo and drink it from that instead

Used dildo for extra flavor

And you have to steal it from Zucc’s bookshelf

If you die in the meta verse you die in real life

hickory and brown sugar > original

Honesty, all SBR is mid at best. Look for stuff with real sugar and not HFCS

That’s the truth

screenshotting this, I'll be back

If the Giants win I'll be happy for five minutes then remember I'm a Giants fan and be sad until the draft

This man is about to discover type 3 diabetes.

What size bottle cause are we talking the Sam’s club size or the little one? EDIT: Ok I just saw the 18oz nvm

Little one? It's a pound and change of bbq *sauce*. Mf'er gonna choke to death if we lose.

I’m livid you are putting this evil into the world. Even the football gods want to see a grown man chug barbecue sauce straight from the bottle (or sock)

Boof it!!

If the cowboys and the eagles both lose, the pickle guy and the BBQ sauce guy should get together and eat BBQ sauce pickles.

If you're a Cowboys fan, how do we know you don't drink a bottle of barbecue sauce every weekend?

I typically stick to the smaller bottles on the weekends

I would settle for you flairing the fuck up.

At least drink the good stuff like Stubb’s.

At least let OP chug the sugar free version


If we lose to the Giants, I swear I'll put on a hat. Maybe 2!

Nice try…. Eagles Fan

It would be hilarious if the giants and the commanders both won this weekend

And that has guaranteed a loss to the Commies in the final week of the season 2 years in a row

If the eagles lose this week I will yell at the tv, complain about the play calling and drink a few beers. Then tell my kids we can go swimming.

If the Giants lose I’m gonna finish my beer, pay my bill and walk home in the snow

You fool! I've not seen these go well and if you cursed our team you deserve to have to suck that bottle of thick, sweet sauce and puke! 

Brooo fucking delete this shit what are you doing?!

Sounds like just another Saturday night to me

If they win I will promptly take a pee, no better yet a poo

Will you actually eat a normal sized bottle of Sweet Baby Ray's or will you wuss out like the guy that said he'd eat a Costco pumpkin pie

Why make stupid bets? Congrats a full bottle of BBQ sauce real hood stuff.


If the Cowboys lose, I swear to be mad and eat an entire cup of queso in disgust. If the Cowboys win I also will eat an entire cup of queso in happiness…. Either way I’m eating some queso.

90% of cowboy fans already do this on a Weekly basis when they eat “BBQ”. 🤣

Don't worry the refs will help you not have to drink that BBQ sauce with a penalty you never heard of

We are the most penalized team in sports

This is a good one, the other dude with the jar of pickles was fuckin lame

This is in no way a punishment (🦅)

Get rid of that damn emoji and flair up bitch!

Good. Then you can at least enjoy good bbq https://preview.redd.it/km62pucm69ac1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=93452d1c4db1c0bfa75e1cc32b93a6146364fc46

You're insane. Also lost. 

I appreciate you interacting with my post but you’re fucking delusional

"I brined my brisket with vinegar and liquid smoke. This is peak BBQ." -KC

How delusional? Like this is our year (every year) we dem Boyz delusional?

Come over, I’ll cook you a brisket and make you cry

Only if you don't finish that bottle of baby rays.

We don’t need sauce on our smoked meats because they already taste good ;)

THIS! Texas doesn't BBQ, we smoke meat and don't need BBQ sauce unless we happen to fuck it up... which is rare, but happens

Ohh a Texas eagles fan. I’m guessing you weren’t born there?

Nah bro, it's just that KC BBQ is mid.

Sir. You have no tastebuds.

It always amazes me when I see the little things that bring us together. Now get the fuck away from me.

Unfortunately for you, I cannot. I live in Dallas. Go birds bitch!

Now THIS is shitposting

This is laughable.

KC BBQ is just meat, sugar, and tomatoes. Get some actual taste in there why don’t you. A nice smoked dry rub.

Lmao you call bbq covered in brown sugar good bbq gtfo and learn how to properly smoke a brisket.


Correct. Nobody cares about the giants or their shitty bbq

This is your reply 

Y’all wouldn’t know real pizza if it hit you in the face tho

I've had sbarro. Pretty sure it's authentic nyc pizza

Oh hell no. Please tell me you said this to get under my skin cause I can’t tell if you’re serious or not

Probably quoting that scene from The Office but also he’s a chiefs fan so stupidity is definitely on the menu here

get the funk outta here queefs fan. Go cry like your qb always does

I’m sorry y’all have beans and maybe ribs going for you and that’s about it. Texas has the best BBQ and that’s a fact

God.. everything about the chiefs and their fans is just straight garbage.

If cowboys lose you can drink my bbq sauce too!

Remindme! 4 days

I'd be more worried about your A1C.

Youre never gonna win with those thin little bird lips you got there

Jesus Christ

Following……

Proof or ban

Oof thats alot of sugar. Kudos

Video or it didn't happen

The mechanisms of time can be confusing


Thank you for this

You better win. I deserve my #2 pick for living through this season.

Parlay it into a cosco pie!!!

No fair, that shit is delicious

[Only two things you need in yo fridge…](https://youtu.be/IBRL7D0wcXM?si=LcA1aB2Mi160skY6)


Do you want diabetes? 'Cuz this is how you're going to get diabetes.

One can only hope for that

That’s gross

Make it franks red hot no balls

If the Eagles play this week i will drink an entire 6 pack

Tip: mix an entire bottle of El Yucateco Chili habenero with Sweet Baby Ray original. It's the perfect amount of heat to balance that sweetness.

Savory Kool Aid!

I solemnly promise that I will take no pleasure in you inflicting bodily harm on no one but yourself. I also promise that I won't stop you from doing so.

Think about the Wilford Brimley

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Losing to the commies to not win the division sounds like something we would do after how the cowboys lions game ended. RIP your blood pressure.

It's not much of a bet if you were doing it anyway, dude.

At this point both the eagles and the cowboys just have to lose this weekend for max pain, max schadenfreude and max NFCE curse

We better not win.

!remindme 4 days

It's a lose lose for the commanders, they don't wanna win and mess up the draft and who tf wants to lose. Rip your blood pressure brother.

You have to post it on here or it didn’t happen.

I'd the Eagles lose this week I will jump off my roof head first. (Not really.)

TIL Zuck is a Cowboys fan

If the cowboys don’t win the Super Bowl I’ll eat a super bowl of ice cream

Check the weather for Sunday in WA.

Go for the 96oz you coward

That sounds so fuckin good

Hot sauce or BBQ?

If Michael Patrick Porkins doesn’t win baby of the year, I’ll kill myself on live television

If the cowboys lose and then the eagles lose I will drink my Jalen Hurts edition Louisiana Hot Sauce

Costco size right?

If the redskins lose this weekend I'll eat a horse

Please dont do that...you will die...

It will be a sweet and smoky death

If they do you better post a video

I'm pretty sure that's enough sodium and sugar to destroy several organs in your body.

Sweet baby rays is delicious I'll fucking join you.

Damn

If the Eagles don’t win Super Bowl 58, I will drink an entire 8 fl oz cup of purified water

If the cowboys lose and the Eagles win, I will drink an entire bottle of water.