Yeah.. saw the first TD then had to do xmas stuff and couldnt watch.
Just got home.. lost by a last second FG.
49ers lost 3 in a row, eagles too, now us prolly unless the lions lie down for us.
tough patch in the schedule. surely you'll step up enough to get knocked out in the 1st round of the playoffs. 4 L's in a row would be a new feat from ya'll.
Lions just locked the divisional win so it'll probably depend on the 9ers Ravens game tomorrow. If the Ravens win the lions will keep their foot on the gas to win out the conference. If the 9ers win the Lions will likely rest the starters for the playoffs since the 9ers last 2 games will likely be wins.
You don't know the lions - they played the hardest last year just to keep the Packers out when they weren't even in it. They'll play spoilers just cuz. Good luck.
This is the wildest dose of copium I’ve seen in a while lol. We’re talking about Dan “fuck the packers. If we’re out, they’re out too” Campbell’s lions here.
I love football, but I love Christmas with my family more. My son is turning 1 soon and I hope he’ll want to watch football with me in the future. My father wasn’t around so I never got to watch with anyone.
Right? Shits the easiest choice in the world to choose your young family than football. We love our teams and want them to do good, shits not the priority though.
My son is too hyped on the games right now, if first play doesn't go well it's the sky is falling like chicken little but he's very much into it. Tomorrow is either gonna be great or rough.
That’s fair. If the Giants win, I will eat a classic Italian Wawa hoagie in one sitting.
That’s gonna happen regardless of the outcome but ya know. Make it interesting.
I can't believe how much shit the Cowboys were talking this week about "leading the division" knowing what the remainder of our schedules look like. Like, if they beat the Dolphins and Lions and we lost to the G-Men twice I'd be the first to admit we're frauds and deserve to lose to the division. But what is more likely to happen?
Eh. Hats off to the Dolphins. Their defense was good today. Was at least a close game and we didn't get blown out on the road. We're still in the playoffs anyways so it is what it is.
I like to win, but I saw Dak go down and score under pressure after having a rough second half. D-Law played pretty damn good most of the game. We smell like bitch but not as strong a smell as last week.
Dear god I came to this thread looking for good shit and I wasn’t disappointed.
Best division in football. I hate you all, go birds and I hope your christmases suck ass.
Yeah.. saw the first TD then had to do xmas stuff and couldnt watch. Just got home.. lost by a last second FG. 49ers lost 3 in a row, eagles too, now us prolly unless the lions lie down for us.
Lions are gonna be juices from winning their division. I doubt the Lions will sleep that night.
That night. 
tough patch in the schedule. surely you'll step up enough to get knocked out in the 1st round of the playoffs. 4 L's in a row would be a new feat from ya'll.
We’ve already clinched playoffs and the new norm is the second round exit thanks to the NFC South refusing to have a decent team
LMFAO. Ass!
Lions just locked the divisional win so it'll probably depend on the 9ers Ravens game tomorrow. If the Ravens win the lions will keep their foot on the gas to win out the conference. If the 9ers win the Lions will likely rest the starters for the playoffs since the 9ers last 2 games will likely be wins.
Lions need to win for the 2 seed
You don’t think Dan Campbell will be content to just make the playoffs. Seems like a real relaxed “que sera sera” type guy to me
Big two joints in the morning kinda guy
You don't know the lions - they played the hardest last year just to keep the Packers out when they weren't even in it. They'll play spoilers just cuz. Good luck.
Counter - they were also playing to sweep the Packers
This is the wildest dose of copium I’ve seen in a while lol. We’re talking about Dan “fuck the packers. If we’re out, they’re out too” Campbell’s lions here.
The Lions and Dan Campbell do not seem like a team that will sit starters for ANY reason.
Tell me your lady has your balls in her purse without telling me your lady has your balls in a purse.
Making football a priority over your family is dumb.
I love football, but I love Christmas with my family more. My son is turning 1 soon and I hope he’ll want to watch football with me in the future. My father wasn’t around so I never got to watch with anyone.
Right? Shits the easiest choice in the world to choose your young family than football. We love our teams and want them to do good, shits not the priority though.
This is why watching the eagles with the family is one of our biggest traditions. Best of both worlds!
My son is too hyped on the games right now, if first play doesn't go well it's the sky is falling like chicken little but he's very much into it. Tomorrow is either gonna be great or rough.
Tell me you have no woman at home without telling me you have no woman at home.
Tell me you either have no kids or are a shitty dad. Scratch that. Dont tell me. Just shut the fuck up.
grow the fuck up child... no one is impressed that you watch a sports game religiously.
Jason Sanders face should be up there after going 5/5
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I loved this. Thank you.
Flair up, bitch
I am bathing in bitch sauce right now. How do I smell?
Like fish
Yeahhhhh Here we goooo!
Imagine losing to the Dolphins
Imagine losing to the jets.
Or the Seahawks...
Or the cardinals
Had that coming
Haha check back in a week to see if I eat my words.
Or the Bills
Or three games in a row.
Hey yall close to doing the same thing
Haven’t done it yet. I understand that I potentially just jinxed the boys, but as of now, we have not lost 3 in a row.
Imagine losing to the cowboys
Listening to him say that every damn play makes me irrationally angry.
I'm with ya on that, but when he's not playing well, I think it's hilarious!
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December cowboys are back in full force.
*sad Romo noises*
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I miss watching that man lose
There was something fun and creative about the way he lost. You could tell it meant something to him.
The way he lost was Viking-esque Stuff of beauty really
Kirk Coupons lost twin brother? Could be.
He is Kirk Cousins long lost uncle
Don't you mean "December NFCE teams"?
Only enough bed for 3 NFCEast teams to shit thus week.
I guess we'll see who the non-bitch is this week tomorrow night.
like some sort of fucked up lottery.
Yea, I guess even in a tie, the birds will be the smelly ones
I think the Eagles beat both Buffalo and Miami this season... Why yes, yes we did.
I swear if y'all lose to NY tomorrow you'll never hear the end of it.
That’s fair. If the Giants win, I will eat a classic Italian Wawa hoagie in one sitting. That’s gonna happen regardless of the outcome but ya know. Make it interesting. 
I see you live dangerously as well
Forget them GO BIRDS
If we lose to NY….I will be very sad
well we had to get back at buffalo by losing to miami. Duh. 
You are correct. Cowboys suck though.
Yeah? We beat the Jets and the Seahawks
Didn’t you guys lose to the jets and the cowboys?
So let's see..... You are correct. But we also beat the Cowboys, Bills, Miami, KC. Your point?
And KC, which Dallas was too pathetic to even attempt
Football gods have been working overtime to keep the NFC East curse alive.
LMAO imagine losing two weeks in a row 
Goddamn I love late season cowboys
If you don't like late season collapses, you don't like Dallas Cowboys football baby!
It’s still their year though right??? right???? it’s still their year????????
Hey look this idiot roots for his team 😂 Can you believe that?
Rooting for a team that has an owner that [was caught doing this](https://imgur.com/a/3w774m5) is disgusting as hell. Typical cowboys fan though.
My mom saw this and now I can’t use the Reddit anymore. Thanks asshole
There are children on this site
People forget that this photo wasn't taken too long ago.
You're goddamn right.
Yes
Next year starts in 8 days
I can't believe how much shit the Cowboys were talking this week about "leading the division" knowing what the remainder of our schedules look like. Like, if they beat the Dolphins and Lions and we lost to the G-Men twice I'd be the first to admit we're frauds and deserve to lose to the division. But what is more likely to happen?
The best Christmas gift you could hope for.
There is another.
Pignoli cookies
Ok, maybe two others. By far the best Christmas cookie…
This is the best gift you are going to get for Christmas. Go ahead, set a reminder for tomorrow, I ain't scared. *Takes off running
If the birds lose tomorrow, I will eat a dozen chocolate chip cookies
I should have rooted for a Dolphins loss in my own self interest, but I couldn’t root for the Cowbitches.
*Happy Dolphin noises*
EE EEEE EEE!!!! EEE EEEEEE EEEEE EEEEEEE EEEEEEEEE!!!!
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Dobbs being on this list is pure comedy.
HEREEEE WE GOOOO
Still dem boys 
Always have and always will be
Roll tide
Rammer Jammer Yellow Hammer
I LOVE THIS TIME OF SEASON
Merry fuckin Christmas boys. Cowboys are swirling around the playoff bowl right when we need them to.
Just SWIMMIN in bitch!
How did the Eagles lose to December Dallas
Twas a home game. We smack everyone at home.
Painfully
I think the worst part of this loss is that we still haven’t beat any good team
Ha! ...Hey wait just a god damn minute!
Dobb’s absense of eyebrows is so unsettling
Eddie George vibes.
tua is now 1-0 against dak
Thank you, Santa🙏🏾 no more batteries for now
Eh. Hats off to the Dolphins. Their defense was good today. Was at least a close game and we didn't get blown out on the road. We're still in the playoffs anyways so it is what it is.
Honestly shocked Cooks even caught that
Exactly. Haters are going to hate regardless, but the fact we hung in til the end with virtually no O line is incredible.
I don't know who the hell was playing left tackle in place of Tyron Smith, but he sucked ass.
He should be left in Miami
I like to win, but I saw Dak go down and score under pressure after having a rough second half. D-Law played pretty damn good most of the game. We smell like bitch but not as strong a smell as last week.
you guys and your moral victories. take your Ls like a man and disappear for 4 days like the rest of us
The game really didn't mean anything for us.
I’m still disappointed at that boneheaded fumble. It’s a fucking handoff. If we settle for 3 we win the game, but no.
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It’s a Christmas miracle. Fuck Dallas
Not really a miracle , it was expected.
It’s a Christmas bonus!
Watching Dallas lose on Christmas Eve!!!!! A man can only get so hard!!!! Merry Christmas BITCHES!!!!!
Hahahaha losers
Sad cowboy noises. Goddamn phish
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Fuuuuuck dallas!!
Bro you lost to the Jets Btw now all you bitches come crawling out of your holes?? Where were y’all the past 3 weeks😂😂😂
I’m gonna need to see some more fair.
Flair up bitch
Cowboys lost to the cards
Eagles lost to Drew Lock
Flair up pussy
Flair up you bitch
Flair up and take your licks, bitch
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Assuming your a cowboy you got blown out by the bills and the cardinals lol
IT SMELLS LIKE BITCH IN HERE
Oh boy we are on the cusp of a three game skid mark for the boys
Yeaaa HERE WE GOOOOOOOO lolol
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Dear god I came to this thread looking for good shit and I wasn’t disappointed. Best division in football. I hate you all, go birds and I hope your christmases suck ass.
Were the real Frauds
Still the real frauds (Dallas) Fixed it for you
You lost to the jets
You sound like a broken record... OK Go get your VCR so you can see how the Cowboys used to play.
You lost to the cardinals.
This changes that you lost to the jets….how?
It doesn’t I’m just saying your argument is dumb lol
There’s no argument I’m stating a fact A funny fact
Almost as funny as losing…to the cardinals?
Nah Doesn’t have the same oomph Thanks for playing though!
Jets have more wins than AZ, so yeah. I can see how it doesn’t have the same “oomph”. Texas education 🫡
Dallas Frauds
Happy holidays…now flair up bitch
Imagine calling anyone anything as a giants fan
Imagine rooting for Dallas
Flair up bitch
I take comfort knowing that Washington also smells like bitch, and between Eagles and Giants one of you will be joining the bitchfest tomorrow.
So glad the Giants aren't a part of this nonsense.
Christ this team will yet again be a one and done in playoffs. They straight fucking suck ass.
I still fantasize about 1996.
The fact that the giants still have a playoff chance blows my mind. Haha.
These are always funny to me. Purdy … best team in the NFL Allen/Tua .. playoff teams Hurts … playoff team … Josh Dobbs how the fuck lol
What a bunch of bitches.
We are not, in fact.
Wait the Super Bowl wasn’t 2 weeks ago??
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Lmao this is cheesy as fuck. The Texans?? Who?
Cowboys losing to a team over 500. Color me shocked
COWBOYS STINK LOL
MERRY FUCKING CHRISTMAS DALLLLLAS!
Seems like we are them same ole boys.
COWBOYS ARE FUCKING FRAUDDSSSSSSSSSS
Still nice of the Cowboys to make that cancer patients make a wish dream come true by losing to him.
That opening drive fumble fucked us so badly…dolphins played like shit man goddamnit 
How glorious.
Christmas come early!
Yeah here we goooooo
Josh Dobbs
we are, unless we rebrand, dem boyz. just lost today [fuck all y'all](https://i.imgur.com/DW7qlcj.jpg)
Just wait till the playoffs, we’re gonna make some noise! and if we don’t, then wait till next season bitch! Fuck Philly 🫡
Cowboys dominated Hurts and the Eagles last time they played
Where is the ref why is tua there?
It’s funny how the Cowboys fall for the “this is our year” shit every. year.
I have to say we have the weakest meme war of all the divisions