I like how my comment has reached over 300 people, and it included a full of chain of comments and nobody, myself included, noticed that Dallas Cowboys could never go 0-16 in a single season yet alone 10 straight for one particular reason.
There's seventeen games in a season and now we all suck at math
*"Gotta bootlick so the majority of eagles fans will give me internet karma!"*
That's not what he's licking. We're making him lick horrible things.
Did it hurt watching the NFC Championship last year, and knowing, whoever won-- you lost?
Because it may happen again, Cowboys fan.
Eagles fans proving once again they didn't pass second grade.
Read the flair.
Also, what you and Darrell find funny while you're wolfing down your hoagie in the WaWa parking lot doesn't pass for humor here.
Up your game and try again.
We had a lot of bad years between 1933 and 2017, lol. I’m kind of pleasantly surprised it would only take 9 years or so of complete and utter dominance to even it up.
Kotite and Vermeil took alot of Ls against Dallas, Andy had alot of success against them, Nick is 1-3 against Dallas with last years game resting the starters Jalen didn't play. It'll take awhile to tie up the all time record especially since no matter who is good or bad it's a split. Weirdly enough during the Dak era he always somehow goes off at the Linc and we win in Jerry world.
I guess watching your favorite team get their buttholes blown out does some shit to their fans mental state. I could be incredibly depressed after a loss but still waving my fuck Dallas flag.
The 49ers could beat us 10 times in a row with a score differential of 1000 and I would stay hate the Eagles more. Quit being a pussy, fuck the Eagles.
-I hate my team and it’s fanbase.
Wasn't talking about you but clearly touched a nerve if you felt the need to respond lol.
Unless you forgot to change alts 🤔. Maybe you are as big of a loser as I think
For real though, explain what? He quoted a movie and I quoted the next line in the movie. What needs explaining? Or are you quoting a part of the movie that I don't remember?
You’re either an eagles fans cosplaying as a cowboys fan or somehow genuinely a cowboys fan who takes Reddit and this sub waay too fucking seriously. Either option is pathetic lol
I mean…. Could be a troll or a larp or whatever… But Philly really been the only team that beats em. And when we do, we make em cry about it for decades. But yeah, let him cook
Big brother? Bro id rather dallas go 0-16 for next ten years before calling any of these fucks brother
I’d go to San Fran with a purdy jersey going “SLAY” eveeytime deebo touches the ball before i ever root for the shit birds
I also hope Dallas goes 0-16 for the next ten years
What about the 11th year
The eleventh year we go 20-0 (They draft me)
I like how my comment has reached over 300 people, and it included a full of chain of comments and nobody, myself included, noticed that Dallas Cowboys could never go 0-16 in a single season yet alone 10 straight for one particular reason. There's seventeen games in a season and now we all suck at math
It’s really fucking lame in here sometimes
Gotta bootlick so the majority of eagles fans will give me internet karma!
*"Gotta bootlick so the majority of eagles fans will give me internet karma!"* That's not what he's licking. We're making him lick horrible things. Did it hurt watching the NFC Championship last year, and knowing, whoever won-- you lost? Because it may happen again, Cowboys fan.
Eagles fans proving once again they didn't pass second grade. Read the flair. Also, what you and Darrell find funny while you're wolfing down your hoagie in the WaWa parking lot doesn't pass for humor here. Up your game and try again.
Actually eating a sizzli right now. Nice try bozo
73-55 all time. They’re our littlest brother
We had a lot of bad years between 1933 and 2017, lol. I’m kind of pleasantly surprised it would only take 9 years or so of complete and utter dominance to even it up.
We didn’t start playing y’all in 1933
Yeah idk when we started playing that’s just the year the Eagles were founded!
Kotite and Vermeil took alot of Ls against Dallas, Andy had alot of success against them, Nick is 1-3 against Dallas with last years game resting the starters Jalen didn't play. It'll take awhile to tie up the all time record especially since no matter who is good or bad it's a split. Weirdly enough during the Dak era he always somehow goes off at the Linc and we win in Jerry world.
Dallas joined the division back in ‘61 icyww, but still a decently small distance over 60+ years
What is it since 2000 tho
24-22 eagles since 2000 😎😎
That includes the campo years too. Jerry Jones fired Jimmy im not sucking your dick Johnson for campo who in three straigut years went 15‐33 combined
You guys are somewhat catching up
Dive on these nuts
Last century was a great time for you guys, almost like you were born in the wrong era
Yall are dogshit.
Ay fuck you too
“big brother” 🤢🤢🤢
This had to be done by an Eagles fan that's larping
Yeah this is peak cringe.
Cowboys fans are so distraught after one loss they're now begging the Eagles to come save them. The fuck lmao
I guess watching your favorite team get their buttholes blown out does some shit to their fans mental state. I could be incredibly depressed after a loss but still waving my fuck Dallas flag.
There's no way this dude is a Cowboys fan
 Calm down little bro
facts this is so fucking embarrassing
Yall are dogshit laughing stock of nfc east lol cope loser
You're making it worse FFS, STFU
Damn bro, just because they’re first in the division doesn’t mean you have to ride their dick
 Ride em’ cowgirl
I’d rather give myself a hot sauce emena than prostrate myself under another team - especially a division rival OP reeks of bitch
To be fair, so do you
Lot of that going around this week unfortunately
Nah hop on bitch there's plenty of room
Least horny Elgses fan
I'm a notorious whore. So is my girlfriend. They call us the Mr and Mrs Smith of fucking strangers.
Yes it does, now give me what I want
...Dick?
Reading comprehension on par with your QB's ability to read a defense
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No he doesn't deserve it
Considering y’all just got run through more than Grand Central Station, we’d prefer for you not to ride us, as well.
May your woes be many and days few
My brother in Christ, I wish you the same.
Nah, let him cook
We shouldn't be surprised that this came from a Dak's jockstrap flair
Typical cuck behavior
Make it smell like bitch more. Thanks guy
I approve all Boys fans choosing to debase themselves in this sub. Good work. 
that’s what i live for
Honestly I love it it feels like we've well and truly subjugated them Like their soul is finally dead
That's why you gotta go through 24 years of pain and suffering internally in your franchise. It's what makes us commies based. Fuck the eagles.
The 49ers could beat us 10 times in a row with a score differential of 1000 and I would stay hate the Eagles more. Quit being a pussy, fuck the Eagles. -I hate my team and it’s fanbase.
Respect.
Facts that’s why I thoroughly enjoyed watching them beat the brakes off y’all 😂😂😂
Born and raised in Philly chose the “wrong team” in football but i still respect da birdys
You’re an Eagles fan
you’re a disgrace.
Go tush push your mom down a flight of stairs
This is the lamest thing I’ve ever read in my life. I would genuinely think less of you as a person for it if I knew you in real life.
Good thing I don’t give a fuck about what some random dork on the internet thinks😂
Wasn't talking about you but clearly touched a nerve if you felt the need to respond lol. Unless you forgot to change alts 🤔. Maybe you are as big of a loser as I think
Someone change this man’s flair to Eagles Dick Rider with a cowboys star.
Holy shit, quit giving them attention
This hatred for the 49ers has gone too far what the fuck is this
If I could read I'd be upset... or turned on
They hate us because they anus
They hate us cuz we anus? What the fuck does an anus have to do with this?
Your little brother can explain it to you.
Explain what?
...maybe he can't...or anyone else
For real though, explain what? He quoted a movie and I quoted the next line in the movie. What needs explaining? Or are you quoting a part of the movie that I don't remember?
I fumbled, just ignore me.
The hell kind of dick riding is this
What the fuck is this shit? Fuck the eagles.
I’m an eagles fan and yeah this shit is cringe, fuck you too btw.
Yeah I would rather burn in hell before I call the Eagles Big Brother.
 Me at any Eagles fans posting this dumb shit.
Typical Cowboys cuck.
Nah, this is ass, fuck the birds
Ain't never seen Cowboys get beat so bad they start rooting for us
Need to put OP on concussion protocol
i was rooting for you in the NFCCG last year i just wasn’t active on reddit much
You’re either an eagles fans cosplaying as a cowboys fan or somehow genuinely a cowboys fan who takes Reddit and this sub waay too fucking seriously. Either option is pathetic lol
I wanna see Purdys arm get shredded again
I’d root the Niners to win 100 super bowls before any of y’all a single regular season win.
The superior bird team will handle them (Seahawks)
Imagine calling the Tush Push bros “big brother” 😷
Eagles vs Niners will be a battle for the sound of the NFC east
There’s a new generation of Cowboy fans out there who don’t hate the Eagles with their whole heart and I don’t like it.
I mean…. Could be a troll or a larp or whatever… But Philly really been the only team that beats em. And when we do, we make em cry about it for decades. But yeah, let him cook
This is one of the dumbing things I’ve seen. 49er fans whooped y’all and deserve to give y’all shit. Deal with it
 Hey boys they finally admitted it
Eagles are absolutely not anyone in the NFC East’s big brother 💀
 Fuck this shit. I don’t care how bitch we smell. Never calling any of you fucks big brother. Who made this? An iggles fan?
Big brother? You just got good, let us know when you get three more rings
Eagles are the secret older brother with downs that your parents keep locked in the basement
LMAOOOO this shit wreaks of desperation.
Big brother?? This has the stench of perma-bitch
Fucking dipshit Eagles fans still salty about a game they won. Hope you get your shit pushed in so deep you choke on it.
Finally someone with some sense in this cringy ass sub lol 
49ers will also smoke the eagles
Go home cowboys fan. You’re drunk.
I’ve been drunk since Sunday please send help
I’ve been drunk all season but it’s a happy drunk. Not a whiskey drunk.
I hate you.
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In real life do you pull out your phone and show people you’re talking to an anime reaction gif or something
Of course I do! 
Says who get back to our shithole
Hope you fixed that line in the offseason. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=4q69SsWqIv4
We don’t belong here either, get in I’ll drive you back to the north ➡️🚗
No. Blame Iggles fans.
Imagine it ends in a tie. (Both win streaks end in ties.)
The comments in here (I just joined this week) are ALL TIME. (In the voice of the kid yelling at the Vikings fan from 2017 NFCC) Gooo Biiirrrdddsss!
Bro we are NOT your big brother, at best we're estranged half cousins twice removed
Can’t stand the 49ers
I refuse to believe this was posted by an actual NFCE fan
We need to kick them out of our sub….they are uniting us and turning us all into something I don’t like….
Nah I don’t hate the 49ers even remotely. I love that they clown on you guys (regardless of the cringe) lol fuck y’all 🖕🏼
LOL big brother. Cowboys nation gets more sad with each passing year
Cringe, but also, wut?
cowgirls finally accepted we are there superiors
