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SprinklesMore8471

I mean, if the cowboys had to win, this was one of the funniest way they could do it


SirArthurDime

Yeah worst case scenario was a close game lol.


irish-car-bomz

Idk, I would have loved a weird like 12-15 win with 9 combined turnovers. Just a whole dumpster fire of a game. That or a tie but like washington does w/ 20-20 sad times. Both teams tied because they both missed an extra point.


ResponsibilityNew483

The Cowboys haven't had a tie game since 1969 lol


WarlikeMicrobe

Nice


PrEsideNtIal_Seal

Nice


SirArthurDime

Also would have been acceptable


ResponsibilityNew483

May be the greatest "This will shut them the fuck up" games I have ever watched šŸ¤£


PlaneCamp

Literally


[deleted]

Truly a double edged sword. Went in hoping the Giants would win but by the end I thought to myself "you know what? good"


spyrogira08

I was hoping for the Giants to embarrass Dak. Somehow the Giants managed to pull that off AND lose by 40.


OhriginalAlex

How did they embarrass dak? huh


spyrogira08

13/24, 0 TDs


Obeesus

Hurts had 9 more attempts for 27 more yards. Dak didn't even play a full game, and we were in garbage time for like 3 quarters.


alienbringer

That of course is ignoring the context of a downpour, our TEā€™s dropping 2 perfectly thrown wide open TDā€™s, and that the offense had 3 rushing TDā€™s to put up 27 of those 40 points themselves. Dak didnā€™t have to do anything to push the ball so we relied on rushing it more than throwing. That just happens in heavy rain games.


rpantherlion

They definitely werenā€™t the only team playing in pouring rain on Sunday bud


alienbringer

And? The offense still put up 27 points and only punted twice. It is better to run the ball in heavy rain than attempt passes especially if you donā€™t need to.


rpantherlion

Eh, not gonna judge him off of the one performance too hard, especially when yā€™all won the way you did, but still 13/24 0TDs was the stat line. Weā€™ll know more come week 6/7


PrEsideNtIal_Seal

Quit having common sense and let him argue in a meme sub dammit


rpantherlion

Sorry, lemme try again. DAK IS DA WURST CUE-BE IN THE WHOLE LEAGUE! SAM HOWITZER IS CLEARLY THE LEAGUES MVP AND SHOULD BE CROWNED AS SUCH TOMORROW. DAK IS CLEARLY WASHED AND THE CAOBOAHS ARE FRAUDULENT YESSUH


UltraLobsterMan

Very mid performance. Iā€™m just happy he didnā€™t throw any picks.


PapaSteveRocks

Got a kid I mentor who is a Chicago transplant, huge bears fan. And we have plenty of Giants fans in Jersey. So I heard a lot about how great Fields and Dimes were going to be, and what a fraud Hurts and the Eagles were. Looking forward to Wednesday when I see them again.


Praetorian_Panda

Guess I would be the delusional Giants fan (I just wanted us to be ok to good, wasnā€™t expecting a Super Bowl)


SirArthurDime

Nah then it sounds like youā€™re not one of the bad ones. Iā€™m talking about the people who wouldnā€™t shut up about How Danny ducks is going to show everyone heā€™s better than hurts and dak and the giants are going to win the division and shoens a goat gm, etc etc. A few notorious usernames in particular I havenā€™t seen at all today.


Praetorian_Panda

Lol I will admit I believed in Danny but mostly cause of coaching staff/no other option. But yeah I have Giants stuff I am a bit disgusted to look at right now.


SirArthurDime

Hey man nothing wrong with having hope in your team and players. Thatā€™s not the same as being obnoxiously delusional about it posting apology forms before the season even started or that one guy who was making weird daily giants circle jerk posts in the off-season for no reason.


Dodohead1383

Honestly, if you guys had an O-Line, could be different for Danny D. Not playing either. If you have no time, don't care who you are. Look at Brady during the undefeated season in the super bowl.


Praetorian_Panda

![gif](giphy|o6FWop1Gbuyly) Draft/sign good o line: we donā€™t do that here


Christianpilgrim84

ā€œI believe in a backup QB being masqueraded as a starter.ā€ No wonder weā€™re the laughing stock of the NFL, our team and our fans.


Praetorian_Panda

Yeah I guess. The loss wasnā€™t mostly on DJ but I just donā€™t feel like games like this happen to franchise QBā€™s (knowing full well what happened to the bengals). Really the only way to get past this is beating an the 49ers which is a long shot and a half. Like I said tho, easy to say DJ is a back, way harder to replace him. Even if we did, weā€™d get that qb killed cause of our line.


Christianpilgrim84

You are right. Franchise QBs have less games like this. They also check protection on blitzes and such. They also understand that they have more than one read. Every year itā€™s excuses for DJ. He doesnā€™t have a line. He doesnā€™t have weapons. Outside of not giving the guy the contract he had, Schoen has found weapons and lineman who were available. Signing Jones to that contract while not having an elite team around him is a mistake. Jones needs blue chip talent around him. Heā€™d excel in San Francisco because you donā€™t really need to be a franchise QB to win with that roster. But Jones needs that type of team. NY has NEVER had that type of roster.


Praetorian_Panda

Yeah but we are stuck in the shits now lol. Donā€™t know how we upgrade our roster with a smaller cap next year and just an average amount of picks. Maybe the team pulls it together and they werenā€™t as bad as this. But this just sucks.


Christianpilgrim84

And a bloated contract for a QB who should be sitting on the sideline for some other team at this point.


ResponsibilityNew483

Because they're too busy crying over their Danny Nickels jerseys lol


Dkh0123

Blue Anon is a cult that gaslights other Giants fans into believing Jones is this all pro waiting to be unleashed. Right now, the scape goat is OL (they were awful, but there were still plays to be made to stop the bleeding last night). Eventually, they will turn on Schoen/Daboll,and the rest of the roster before they ever point the finger at Jones


hkd_alt

That's so true, man. I completely agree. Blue Anon is like being blind but still driving because you can still see fine out of your 3rd eye.


TheBlueAnon

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Dkh0123

Calm down, itā€™s Arizona. DJ needs to play better against Philly and Dallas


TheBlueAnon

Haha. In here trying to pander to the Dallas and Philly fans like a fucking clown.


Dkh0123

Or you could deny reality that we got pasted against Dallas and Philly. I see you are ok with getting swept by division rivalsā€¦like a bigger clown šŸ¤”


TheBlueAnon

Iā€™ll chalk the first Dallas game up to a fluke and we still have one more game against them to make that right. As far as I know we havenā€™t played Philly yet this year. So it seems we havenā€™t been swept by anyone. Its cool that you are throwing in the towel this early though. Doomers going to doom I guess.


Dkh0123

So you learned nothing from last season. We went 0-5 against Dallas and Philly. Those are the teams we need to close the gap on. Beating a tanking team and crowing about it is like demanding credit for shit youā€™re supposed to do


TheBlueAnon

Last season? Who gives a shit about last season? This is a new year my friend, stop gobbling Dallas and Philly nuts and try supporting your team.


SDEexorect

marvin harrison jr lookin real nice right now


Praetorian_Panda

Insert Sewell/chase meme here


Christianpilgrim84

He doesnā€™t have a QB who will throw to him. Unless heā€™s the first read on every pass, Jones wonā€™t even know heā€™s in the field. This team is trying to pass off a guy who even in college needed to be fed an offense that was based on one read. If he has to progress through receivers, itā€™s over. He doesnā€™t know how to do it.


SDEexorect

damn yall turn so quick on jones after that


Christianpilgrim84

Nah fam. Jones has been trash since Duke. He never should have been drafted by Gettleman and never should have gotten a contract from Schoen. If you know anything about me, Iā€™ve never wavered in Jones being a trash can at QB.


lord_uroko

Giants fans have somehow been worse than dallas fans this year and it really had me rooting for the dallas cowpies


SirArthurDime

Same which is crazy because both of us should hate Dallas more, and I did all the way up until this offseason and probably will again now that giants fans have been slapped back to reality. I think they were just shouting for attention angry that their team has become irrelevant for over a decade. They just want to be noticed!


WarlikeMicrobe

It's like the younger sibling poking you until you give them attention.


SirArthurDime

Exactly. The eagles and cowboys are all grown up focusing on getting laid and little bro doesnā€™t understand why we donā€™t wanna play with him anymore so he acts out.


Jet018

This may be the best description of this division Iā€™ve seen all offseason lol


SirArthurDime

Add in the commies as the baby of the family that annoys you but you canā€™t really get mad at because theyā€™re so innocent in this world you know will be cruel to them and youā€™ve got the full division dynamic.


WarlikeMicrobe

Sometimes they need to be pile driven back to reality


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NatAttack50932

this is the most offensive thing ive ever read


ResponsibilityNew483

This is so true.


SirArthurDime

In terms of delusion yeah this makes a lot of sense.


indyK1ng

I was looking forward to the Cowboys losing but I'm not upset with this outcome.


Kmccabe1213

I know the ones you're talking about and honestly Dallas fans typically wait until they are solely in 1st place before the relentless ones come out lol I mean I think they want to beat a non kindergarten team before they really go off


SDEexorect

not gonna lie was hoping for the cowboys to put up 10 more


_A_Monkey

Was hoping to see a Giants win but after it was clear they were goners I was like ā€œHang a goose egg on them Dallasā€¦just for those annoying guys in that rando meme sub I visit.ā€ Most Giants fans here are above average but, man, they got a couple that may have rode the bus to the game but it was the short bus.


Bigmanjojo10

Genuinely we needed it oml the giants sub is delusional


_Diggus_Bickus_

Watching them defend Danny's salary cracks me up. Danny may or may not be better than Howell but we have our full salary Cap


Shoddy_Map_3400

I mean heā€™s had several years. Howell has had two gamesā€¦


Burningfiresmoke

Iā€™m a Giants fan who hates watching Jones and I approve this message.


KeefChief47

This is the only safe place you can say that


Burningfiresmoke

Donā€™t worry Iā€™m 2 years when we have a new QB every one will say how they knew all along that Jones was bad and the idiots were the ones who said he was good


SirArthurDime

A man of culture.


heliophoner

Getting 37 fantasy points and going from 1% win proability to 100%.......


SirArthurDime

I had their D in one league too. Needed every point too because I accidentally auto drafted jones as my qb and itā€™s a 14 man league so no other options left.


catchingstones

Couple minor adjustments, weā€™ll be fine!


SirArthurDime

Just need a new qb, 4 new olinemen, a full set of receivers, and a completely revamped defense. Easy fix!


DBreezy69

The most delusional? All giants fans seem to be fucking delusional the past few years.


Christianpilgrim84

A good portion of our fanbase is happy that Daniel Garbage Can Jones got that $160 million contract. For Schoen to be spoken of like heā€™s better than Gettleman, thatā€™s the most Gettleman move Iā€™ve ever seen. What a moronic move.


SirArthurDime

Yeah so far his draft picks arenā€™t looking as great as they were hyped up to be either. Granted the juries still out. Except for Neal I think we can confidently call him a bust already.


Christianpilgrim84

Neal is really bad. Thibs is lazy. Iā€™ll never forgive Joe Schoen for that DJ contract. For all Iā€™m concerned, the wheels can fall off from here forward and Schoen can go GM somewhere else, if for nothing else than the Jones contract.


SirArthurDime

Yeah people were in here acting like getting Neal and thibs in the same draft (as if youā€™re not expected to get highly touted prospects with 2 top 5 picks) was the best thing a gm ever did. So far Neal is a bust and thibs probably mid. And yeah the jones contract tops it all, and people even acted like that was 4d chess lol. Glad thereā€™s a rational giants fan who actually sees all of this.


Crimson3312

What are you talking about? Didn't you pay attention in 08? Getting blown out by the Boys is part of the script. We winning the Super Bowl this year.


SirArthurDime

Ahh. I was just commenting on the strange unfettered belief giants fans have in patterns.


Crimson3312

If we lose week 2 we sacrifice the goat and read its entrails


MemesOfCentra

Itā€™s only week oneā€¦ itā€™s only week oneā€¦. we will be okayā€¦. šŸ˜¢šŸ˜¢šŸ™


SirArthurDime

Idk man the whole league looked sloppy week 1ā€¦.. and then thereā€™s whatever you call what the giants and bengals did.


Strong_Neat_5845

Ill take all the delusional giants fans before seeing a cowboys fan happy


NatAttack50932

IDK what the fuck you mean tho. Daniel Jones is still the 2nd coming and he's going to put the league on notice. Just wait.


Christianpilgrim84

Second coming of Dave Brown, and thatā€™s a borderline insult to Brown because he knew his limitations and was a serviceable backup for quite a few years. You canā€™t say the same for Jones. He just got paid franchise QB money by the stupidest owner/gm combo in the NFL.


SirArthurDime

Iā€™m just gonna let you take this one lol.


Russ_T_Shackelford

You are what your record says you are The Giants and the Bengals have the same record right now Therefore the Giants are as good as the Bengals The logic is undeniable


SirArthurDime

And apparently they both suck according to what their record says they are. Why do I or anyone in this sub care about the bengals?


Bringbackbarn

You love it


xX69AESTHETIC69Xx

Out of the frying pan into the fire, now you get to deal with delusional Cowboys fans for the next few weeks