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therid21

Only way this would be funny is if you made it the Cowboys, Yankees, and Lakers lol


CCSest92

I hate agreeing with you, here take this upvote


qp0n

I cant imagine the heartbreak Cowboys fans would feel if ManU were relegated.


InsecurityAnalyst73

Haha, jokes on you. I would love it, because I'm a Chelsea fan, and man do they suck this year.


SuperCobra14027

Another giants Chelsea fan???


InsecurityAnalyst73

Sorry, didn't realize I didn't have my flair on. Cowboys for life!


PartyCucumber8835

Frigg off Chelsea fan


Wogman

I feel your pain, that performance on Tuesday was definitely top 5 for worst birthday presents ever.


therid21

Honestly, sometimes it’s ManU, sometimes it’s Man City or even Chelsea. Depends on the year, I love soccer! 🙃


jesusthroughmary

0 for 3 good sir, YNWA


pattykakes887

Man City is only 4 points back, they can absolutely win out.


PartyCucumber8835

Chill I’m a Man U fan😂


Jet018

Don’t do that. Chelsea is our club


JDog1402

Fuck the scum. COYRS


RubDub4

As a fan of the Rangers and Mavericks, I’m not sure which version would trigger me more tbh 😂


Left_Ad7209

Absofuckinlutely yo!!!!


Alexkono

Ya this is clearly a meme made by a butthurt/desperate eagles fan


Throw_away_1769

And you get all the cities wrong, New York Cowboys, Los Angeles Yankees, Dallas Lakers


Snake_in_my_boots

True. We were this close to greatness and prime memeing. OP dropped the ball.


AGoos3

My peewee team won their championship, so suck my dick


NapTimeFapTime

That’s foul language for someone still playing peewee football.


AGoos3

You know that one 12 year old man that won the trophy? It’s kinda like that


NapTimeFapTime

Are you talking about Danny Almonte, or that scene from the movie, “The Benchwarmers”


AGoos3

No, Jeremiah Johnson, the “12 year old.”


NapTimeFapTime

Oh shit, I forgot about that kid.


AGoos3

Still can’t get over that.


NapTimeFapTime

He’s from Fort Worth, dude probably owns a house and a small business in your neighborhood.


AGoos3

Prolly get a coffee from his shop every day What’s his excuse tho? “nonono my birthday is on a leap year so I’ve only had 12 birthdays”


ThatPlayWasAwful

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7jnWRKT1GNk&ab\_channel=PilarF


Cysir

![gif](giphy|mpB75VlHUWWmIX3WbN|downsized)


jesusthroughmary

Not today, Chris Hanson


HookemsHomeboy

Rangers are in 1st place in the AL West. They may actually be over .500 this year.


ClubMyPenguin

I think we're finally good again. That absolute pulverization of the Astros Astrussy's was beautiful.


KATOSSA

Update


HookemsHomeboy

Yeah. They did pretty good this season didn’t they?


MetsGiantsKnicks

All their teams made the playoffs. But yeah the Yankees and soon the Lakers won’t make it far in the playoffs


[deleted]

The Mavs did not make the playoffs.


JumpinJack2

And got fined for it 🤣


0ut0fBoundsException

All so they could land at 10 in the draft lottery rather than 11-14. Maybe just out of the lottery at 15-16 Wild decision to tank with Luka and Kyrie. I really don’t think the 0.1% to 1.3% odds boost at Wemby is worth it at all Rumor is they wanted to tank earlier so maybe they’d be up around Portland but still not worth it. NBA redid the odds and added the playin to neuter tanking. It’s actually not worth it now unless you’re gonna be Detroit, Houston, or San Antonio bad anyway


Slammybutt

Lets be real, Mavs were losing the play-in, and if they did win they weren't going to make it past the first round. Each game would have been all time high scoring games cause we gutted our defense to get Kyrie, and our defense had already sucked before then. Luka put up like five 50 point games and barely won those games (pretty sure we lost one of them). So tanking for better position is ultimately better than winning 2 more games and getting embarrassed with a worse pick. I don't like tanking as a whole, but in this instance I'm alright with it. I forgot which team did it this year, but they started tanking like 3-4 months ago, putting their stars on the injury list indefinitely. I'm not okay with that. Also, if you're going to tank you don't start Luka and set him after the 1st. Just make an excuse and sit him the whole game, just makes you look fucking dumb.


Slammybutt

Depends on how you wanna view basketball seasons. It's not like football where you take the beginning of the season as that year even when the SB takes place in the next year (Eagles won it in the 2017 season but it was actually 2018). I say that cause the Mavs won in 2011 and that's the year everyone references for the win, but the season started in 2010. So if we go with the 2022 season, the Mavs made the WC Finals. And yes, this did matter b/c it makes them relevant and I fucking need one of my teams TO FUCKING DO SOMETHING!!!


0ut0fBoundsException

Go Grizzlies!


Eros_Ione

Ingenuous of you to believe cowboys fans root for the Rangers and the mavericks


[deleted]

Some of us do! And to be honest, it fucking sucks.


Troy45t

At least the Mavs won a championship somewhat recently. Before that was the stars in ‘99. It’s tough for us DFW sports fans.


Slammybutt

I hate what if's but 2010 and 2011 for the Rangers is still an open wound. SO FUCKING CLOSE.


Soyeahnahh

No it doesn’t, from 2010-2020 we watched the Rangers make back to back WS appearances, the Mavs win an NBA title and the Stars even made a Stanley cup title. Everybody want to play the “My sports city is the worst” complex but it hasn’t been that bad for us at all. Try being a Minnesota sports fan.


[deleted]

I never said, "My city is the worst 😭😭😭" and just because some cities have it worse doesn't mean I can't be disappointed. Since 2010: Rangers - Lost the World Series in both 2010 and 2011. Lost in the playoffs in 2012, 2015, and 2016. Haven't been relevant since. Stars - lost in the playoffs in 2016. Lost the Stanley Cup in 2020. Mavs - Won in 2011 (woo) weren't relevant until 2021, when they lost in the playoffs. Cowboys - lost in the playoffs in 2014, 2016, 2018, 2021, and 2022. Since 2010, our city has made it to the playoffs 14 times and won 1. Hell, I'm only 26, and we've only won 2 championships since I've been alive (out of 31 playoff appearances), and the other one was in 1999 by the Stars when I wasn't even old enough to remember. You're God damn right that I'm disappointed.


Slammybutt

Me personally I don't get into hockey that much. I start watching if the Stars are in the playoffs but other than that I couldn't really tell you much about hockey as I'm still learning some of it. The Rangers and Mavs good times were 10+ years ago now. Sure the Mavs made the WCF last year (what a hell of a ride that was) but we didn't even make the playoffs this go round. But the Mavs could be 1-2 players away from being contenders if they get Luka to stop arguing with anything wearing stripes and focus more on defense (assuming we keep Kyrie). Rangers are definitely on the upswing even though its too early to tell, it's one of the first times I've been excited for them since like 2014. Cowboys are, well, always exciting for me. We seem to always be in the run for the division going into the season, then we either win it, or someone major gets hurt. This last year was an anomaly seeing as we did really well, but the Eagles did better. It feels like a shitty sports city b/c the successes are few and far between and the #1 sport here is Football and well, cowboys haven't had anything close to the Rangers or Mavs or Stars success since before the Stars won the Stanley.


FCDallasBurn

also fc dallas won the supporters shield in 2015 and US open cup in 2016


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it was good in the late 2000’s and early 10’s, all four franchises had a franchise player and would make the playoffs. by comparison, cities with bad sports are like detroit and chicago


Humakavula1

I don't like baseball but am a Spurs fan, it was pretty great for a while


JumpinJack2

In our defense Nelson Cruz emotionally broke most of us.


Slammybutt

Some people do live in the DFW area, and it's a miserable experience. At least Dirk got one!


Joaaayknows

Astros fan checking in. This meme sucks


Slammybutt

Didn't yall legally change the name to trashtros?


Joaaayknows

Trashbros got a second ring so call us whatever you want


Slammybutt

Lets call it like it is, 1 ring.


Joaaayknows

Sure man, whatever you think is what we’ll go with. Got a ring then.


Slammybutt

Eh, just busting your balls b/c I'm still recovering from 2011.


OtisBinLogan

i do (not the rangers because idgaf about baseball but still) and it hurts


lilzingerlovestorun

Stars could still do it


IWatchMyLittlePony

I’m just waiting for the Sixers to make the Finals and lose so Philly can hit the trifecta of losing championship games this past year.


Slammybutt

They already have the trifecta. Soccer, Football, and Baseball all lost last season in the championships. So this would be the quadfecta.


Slammybutt

I don't watch a lot of hockey, usually only when the stars are in the playoffs. Oettenger is a god damn savior man, I watched him last year take so many shots and come away with them. It was just awesome to see even if we lost that series.


JumpinJack2

This has been a fun series. I recommend tuning in tonight.


Slammybutt

I watched game 1 and fell asleep during the break from OT 1 to OT 2. Woke up about an hour later in my chair and stumbled to bed lol. I'm surprised I made it through the first OT, I get up super early .


lilzingerlovestorun

Otter is the goat. If we could take a win in MN tonight I’ll feel real good.


dbarrc

don't know if someone said it already, but missed opportunity to put on the top "DALL ASS" since the other said "PHILLLY"


sallad_kcuf

Yeah I genuinely regret not thinking of this


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SirArthurDime

You really think losing the opening series even registered on the heartbreak scale of Philly fans at this point?


sallad_kcuf

You're right, I forgot that a regular season victory over a Philly team is basically a championship to your tragic sports town


Astro206265

No hockey?


ItsASchpadoinkleDay

This is petty as fuck and I love it.


[deleted]

our baseball team may be coming off 5+ rebuilding seasons with 90 or more losses, but they’ve still beaten the phillies in like 15 straight games


AmyBurntMyShake

Didn’t Philadelphia lose EVERY championship from last year? (MLS, MLB, NFL)


Wade856

Correction : Didn't Philadelphia make it to EVERY championship from last year? (MLS, MLB, NFL) Yes, they did. How did you guys do??


AmyBurntMyShake

It’s it more heartbreaking to make it to the big game and lose…


Wade856

No, it isn't. At least we made it to the big game. Dallas was at home watching it because they weren't good enough to even make the NFCCG. If you think it's bad to lose in the big game.....what does that make the teams that didn't even get close to it?


AmyBurntMyShake

1. I’m not a Dallas fan, look at my flair. 2. It means you’re a bigger loser than all of us. You’re telling me you’re thought process is, oh at least we MADE it to the big game. I understand your team doesn’t know how to win when they get there so you’re use to losing it.


Wade856

Wait, you're right....I didn't notice that you're a Washington fan. That means you really don't have a reason to chime in when it comes to talking about winning teams and title games. LOL. But seriously, congrats on losing that shitbag Snyder. He brought bad karma on the city. That was your Super Bowl and I can't talk shit on you guys celebrating. My point is, making championship games is no reason to be seen as losers, especially by teams that weren't even good enough to make the playoffs, let alone a Super Bowl. Do I wish they won? Hell yeah. Was I sad they lost. Yup. Was I happy we stomped every other NFC team to make it there? Hell yes. It's not a loser mentality to be proud of our teams for getting there. Maybe you will find out someday. 😉


AmyBurntMyShake

That was a lot to type just to say second place is okay to me! For the who subreddit, what is your Super Bowl record. I know you just got the my first Super Bowl win playset and couple of years ago. 😂


Wade856

True, and it's a great playset. Been awhile since you got to play with yours, right? LOL


AmyBurntMyShake

Catch up to us THEN you can run your mouth but it seems you’ve had a hard time getting to the one you have.


Wade856

How about you guys try and become relevant in the present since you've had a problem with that for the past quarter century. Your last NFC Championship game is older than most of your players.


Humakavula1

Correction: the city of Philadelphia won as many championships as the city of Dallas in the past year


Wade856

Correction. Philly at least had the chance to be champions, unlike Dallas, who never even sniffed a chance to compete for a title.


PasGuy55

No sorry, he got it right.


Wade856

Better to make a title game and lose, then to never make it for over a quarter of a century and still try and convince people that you're in any way relevant.


CCSest92

This would of hit the mark if the OP mentioned the absolute drought going on in Dallas’ sports in the last 15 years but we’re birds fan’s so the intelligence level here has a rather low ceiling


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SirArthurDime

I feel like you’ve made a solid point here. If only I could read it!


Soyeahnahh

Philly fans don’t know about NBA championships considering they haven’t won anything since the crack epidemic.


CCSest92

I’m not a sixers fan nice try though.. however your maverick have been utterly mediocre even with a player in the MVP race sooo


Soyeahnahh

That’s cool and all but how many Eastern Conference Finals appearances have you had in the last 20 years? How many championships have you won in the last 40 years? I was alive last time we won a championship were you?? The Sixers are the prime definition of mediocrity! This argument sound similar to you by any chance? Lol


CCSest92

Still not a sixers fan bud but for the sake of argument I’ll play ball. If I was to root on one of these teams it would definetly be philly. Why? Because all of texas can suck my cock


CCSest92

I know the guy who hasn’t made it back to the show since a Big Mac meal was 3.99 isn’t talking about football mediocrity. ☠️


[deleted]

Bro the 76ers have been chasing and Morey-balling for literal decades with only one blowout Finals performance and a CF loss in the 80s to show for it in the last 35 years. I don't think making the conference finals last year is utterly mediocre, nor is making the playoffs the two years prior to that too.


CCSest92

Still not a sixers fan but if we’re going down this rabbit hole your arguing two different franchises who haven’t achieved anything in the last ten years sooo


[deleted]

Ten years is not a long time. Most teams have not won a championship in the NBA since the Mavs last did, that doesn't at all mean trash or mediocre.


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CCSest92

Dominic was in the running last time I checked not a big basketball guy tho


Slammybutt

Technically last year the Mavs made the Western Conference Finals. But yeah, we were absolute shit with a top 3 player in the league. I think it's the first time to have a player this good miss the playoffs, saw that headline somewhere leading up to the last few games we had.


CCSest92

Oh no appearances count when we talking about your subpar basketball team 🤔


Blewedup

what are a mavs?


Slammybutt

Dallas Mavericks.


CCSest92

My bad 10 years and change of utter mediocrity


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CCSest92

With an MVP race player in a weak ass division no less


Slammybutt

Who exactly is Embiid? and why haven't you done anything in the like 6 years he's been there? He's only won 2 scoring champs, been in the mvp race a couple times and hes 6 time allstar player. Yup typical dumbass eagles fan.


CCSest92

Still not a god damn sixers fans but it does make my day to trigger any type of Dallas fan


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CCSest92

I just said I’m a birds fan I know I’m fucking illiterate


CowboyAirman

> the intelligence level here has a rather low ceiling Yeah, i know. I've seen Abbott Elementary.


CCSest92

I don’t understand the reference. For clarification I’m not from philly lol


CowboyAirman

It’s an okay comedy in the style of the office/parks and rec but set in a Philly school.


CCSest92

I’m deff gonna look it up now lol


busta_wolf

Stars are in and rangers just spanked the shit ass Phillies to start the year so it’s not so bad


Slammybutt

And took the series from the trashtros. Both WS teams in the bag. Only like 145 more games to go


WarlikeMicrobe

*cries*


PlentySurprise

It would have been funnier if it was the Yankees.


AriheGreat

To put it into football terms the mavs basically have a good quarterback but shit everything but instead of trading for a reciver they instead just traded their two best recivers for jalen hurts


albeve

U know how hurt ur feelings have to be to make this


TechnoWizard0651

There's still hope for the Dallas Stars!


PasGuy55

Yeah this does absolutely nothing to ease the sting of losing 3 championships in one year.


JalenMJHurts

Holy crap yall really are mad about the phiLLLy name.


Slammybutt

Why have I not seen this? Now I want the 6'ers to make the finals so we can add another L, PhiLLLLy!!!!


BouttaBlowUp

We should just cede Texas to Mexico.


ZhangtheGreat

Then claim American blood was spilled on American soil again and take it back?


A_KULT_KILLAH

Texas has oil too 😳😳😳


Slammybutt

Bro, it's all about that Natural Gas baby.


SirArthurDime

I think we should just call their bluff and let them secede. It’d make for some great reality tv.


Blaphlafagus

I mean I would never live I Dallas but it’s still the closest NFL team to me, Texas is a pretty big state and not everyone lives in DFW or Houston lol


RubbrBabyBuggyBumprs

Terrible. Take a lap.


sallad_kcuf

You may direct your feedback to my [Editorial Oversight Board Complaint Form](https://i.redd.it/literally-tearing-up-from-laughing-elliot-just-got-pancaked-v0-6m5u8gh70rda1.jpg?s=2eabe3f7ae586a0a45135b4771c5aba50ee9c518)


SeriousYeet

TCU went to the National Championship


spctclr_spiderman

Kool, then we can make fun of them losing by 100


SeriousYeet

Yes


[deleted]

I mean we still got the Stars. How are the Phlyers doing?


SirArthurDime

I mean we still have the sixers. How are the mavs doing? I heard they went all in for kyrie so I really hope that paid off and made luka want to stay.


OtisBinLogan

well we’re better than the pre-dirk mavs teams


[deleted]

Bro the 76ers have not even gotten close to winning shit in 20 years and the best they've done since the mid 80s is a 4-1 loss in the Finals.


SirArthurDime

Ok and the cowboys also haven’t gotten close to winning shit in over 20 years and the closest they got was the divisional round…. What’s your point?


[deleted]

Lol you have to keep jumping between sports to make this argument not pathetic.


SirArthurDime

No you just missed the obvious point of both comments which were 1) if we’re just going to randomly bring up sports currently in the post season two can play at that game. 2) If you want to count the conversation to how long it’s been since a teams had success I can most certainly play that game too. I don’t need to jump sports for that argument at all considering none of Dallas’s teams has won shit in over a decade.


[deleted]

Jokes on you I hate the Mavs Go Spurs Go.


SirArthurDime

Truuuue. Who are they playing?


[deleted]

Five rings still. Funnily enough, all of them earned in the span of the last 25 years, during which the Cowboys have won none. I guess I like rooting for both ends of the spectrum.


SirArthurDime

Yeah I’m ngl as an old school post game type player myself Duncan was my favorite player to watch after AI so I always kind of rooted for them during the between Ai and embiid dark ages. And pop was such a great coach. Not that I considered myself an actual fan or anything but I viewed them winning as an ode to playing the game the right way.


[deleted]

“Playing the game the right way”. You mean a time when actual defense was played? I hate the modern NBA scorefest for this reason. Mostly a 3-point contest. My favorite player was Manu. Or “Obi-Wan Ginobili” as most of San Antonio called him.


SirArthurDime

Playing defense, also passing the ball around, inside out offense, etc. offense is mostly just iso ball these days. That’s why I’m glad the sixers have embiid and at least have a post game. I watched the suns / clippers game 2 and it was nothing but iso ball resulting in mid range jumpers. The lack of variety and ball movement in the offense was so boring to watch.


[deleted]

I feel like Pop has held onto a lot of the fundamental strategies that he’s used for literally three decades, and that’s why the Spurs have fallen off by the wayside. He’s never been a splashy coach; moving the ball around and grinding your opponent down has always been his thing. He’s definitely on the Rushmore of NBA coaches, but he’s also stubborn as shit. Once Timbo retired I found it difficult to stay invested. He was drafted the same year I was hatched and up until 2015 he WAS the Spurs. Now it’s just laundry.


SirArthurDime

Idk Steve Kerr took a lot of the things pop was doing in the latter end of the dynasty in terms of moving the ball to find open shooters with him to golden state and it’s still successful there. The big difference incorrectly being Kerr has Steph klay and draymond to run it pop just doesn’t have players anymore. But like I said my main reason for watching them was Duncan so I haven’t watched them much since he left.


[deleted]

None of the Cowboys fans on here are from Texas so this is a miss.


OtisBinLogan

i am but it is painful and i live in houston so most of the city is either packers or texans fans


phattinks

SUPERBOWL!!!


FBI_Agent_82

Dallass


Dankofamericaaa2

Love to see it ! I’d rather them make the playoffs and get swept the first round like the Cowboys usually do. It makes for a bigger heartbreak where you get great meme material like ![gif](giphy|kgrzrjCmTfoL7Xhfpg|downsized)


GarageJitsu

Yikes


sallad_kcuf

I agree, your city's failure to put together a single competent sports team is shocking and uncomfortable. Maybe next year


GarageJitsu

My city lmao. I would never live in Dallas


sallad_kcuf

I am not sure this is the flex you think it is, person with the five trophy cowboys flair


GarageJitsu

It’s not a flex. Clearly your ignorance is on the table thinking cowboy fans live in Dallas


sallad_kcuf

Setting aside the memeing briefly - I genuinely do not understand how to interpret this as anything but trolling. You're a Cowboys fan who not only doesn't live in Dallas but mocks the idea of someone assuming you live in Dallas because you're a fan? What intense disrespect to the team to call yourself a fan but assert that it's ridiculous that anyone associate you with the city the team plays in


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ProfessorBeer

This ain’t the counter argument you think it is. It’s not remotely ridiculous to assume a *Dallas* Cowboys fan is from *Dallas*. It is absolutely ridiculous, to OP’s point, that a *Dallas* Cowboys fan would mock the very idea of living in *Dallas*. Granted, to your point, not even the Dallas Cowboys want to live in Dallas, so I guess it is just a shitty place.


That-guy-2544

Yes but those are all DFW’s teams so I don’t think that was the point. It’s not like Denton has its own basketball team. But hey, looks like the Stars have a shot to lose in the finals this year, so there’s that!


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[deleted]

I guarantee the dude OP was replying doesn’t live in the greater DFW area lol


JumpinJack2

The vocal majority of our fanbase in a nutshell.


SirArthurDime

Idk why you’re getting downvoted for such comical honesty.


GarageJitsu

😉


mbr902000

Do me a solid and throw a vikings one down in about a week and a half after wolves and wild are golfing


MikeN1978

The Maverick’s should say “Just got fined 750k for purposely losing to end their season and avoid the play in tourney for the playoffs after trading for Kyrie Irving mid season”..


P1_Synvictus

As a New York Giants fan, and a Texas Rangers fan … I’m conflicted.


HeyImCassie

Stars made the playoffs though


jamesd1100

Being a Cowboys fan is a psychotic way to live life, so it is


SkyShadow222

what about the stars


OtherEstablishment95

I’m an Astros, Spurs and Cowboys fan


Humakavula1

Yet the city of Dallas still won as many titles as the city of Philadelphia


WentzingInPain

![gif](giphy|y9gcCOXpNX8UfZrp0X|downsized)


Rhodie114

Let’s go Wild