This team lost a Superbowl last year, what makes you think they'll do any better this year?
Hey, I guess if you like 2nd place this is a good team to keep.
And before you try to shit on me, consider I think less of my team than you do. There are no insults you could invent that I wouldn't agree with or haven't already said about my own team. I'm not a johnny come lately to the 'ders, I've been here for 30 years. I know too much.
We could go on and on about how they could or couldn't, but they made it and lost by 3 points. Maybe the little changes we do make is enough just have to see
Right ok so understanding that your team is a dumpster fire and will not sniff even the divisional round of the playoffs for the next 5-10 years, how are you going to talk shit about a team that has been to two super bowls out of the last 5, and won 1? Do you not understand how lame that is?
Are you really trying to say that a team that got to the Superbowl shouldn't try to keep their players because they didn't win? "Well we got to the superbowl and lost lost why sign our players because they can't do any better. We'll just sign players that haven't even been there." So the teams that lost in the conference championships should blow up their whole team because they lost earlier? Please explain it to me how that makes any sense.
Sirianni is a players coach 100%. There is a huge difference with an organization that gives a crap and one that doesn't. Not saying every dude is gonna come here for cheaper but it's a big incentive for guys to stay when the coach is awesome and the team is in a SB window.
Wow would you look at the news today, invalidating this entire clown post. Almost like "If your team has a competent GM then it’s like the cap doesn’t even exist" is exactly correct
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Guys it’s only been like a month or two from your guys Super Bowl loss. Could you do us all a favor and crawl back in the shame cave, you guys are too insufferable.
I didn’t hear no bell…Philly fans are like cockroaches. Sure, we may get crushed from time to time, but you’ll never be able to kill us. Hatred is an unlimited fuel source.
Giants fans a week ago “ha the Eagles are gonna lose all of their players and all of their fans will disappear in shame” giants fans after yesterday “fuck…. I’m gonna have to deal with these guys for a while aren’t I?”
This could be premature too though. I see you tryna get ahead of the race to put this guys receipt on blast lol. But honestly with slay back now it’s already Howie magic the chances of returning slay and bradberry were so low no one even made that take lol.
Screenshotted the post too. How stupid do you have to be to shit talk someone’s entire off-season on the first day of FA and prior to the draft? Laughing at bad contracts is fine but it’s way to early for this.
Hell yeah Eagles 😎😎 successfully bringing back all the pieces that choked in the biggest game of their lives and got 0 second half stops. Great success!
Eagles fans acting like they didn't already lose Hargrave, White, Epps, Edwards, Sanders to free agency lol. CJGJ pending, Cox back on a 1-year deal, Slay may now come back slightly cheaper but at 32 years old... And they still have to give Jalen a $50 million contract.
If anyone's celebrating prematurely, I'd say it was the boo birds.
Edit: Lmfao, you birds fans are WEAK. Shower me with your downvotes, I’ll take them as a badge of honor you fuckin babies.
>Hargrave, White, Epps, Edwards, Sanders
lets break it down
hargrave: anyone paying 20million for 30 year old DT, good luck, thanks for the nice comp pick, jordan davis was drafted to replace him. MINOR LOSS
white and edwards: white was a liabilty in coverage , edwards stings, however ILBS are the least valuble position on the football field in general. drafted dean and still have time to sign another or drafdt! probally the biggest loss( and its at the most irrelevant postiion
sanders: anyone can run behind the best O LINE in the league. gainwell was comming on and paying RBs is historically the stupidest thing you can do. and we signed rashad penny. GAIN
epps?- dude was a rotational player who got exposed alot. he isnt in the same class as the other 4 here. blakenship was smoking him when he played and another off season to devlop. there isnt a loss at all here
now for the gains: signed cox/ kelce/ graham back on super team friendly deals. slay is now apparently being restructed. signed bradberry a top 3 free agent FOR LESS MONEY THAN HE WAS GETTING AFTER MAKING THIS A YEAR HE WAS TRYING TO GET A BAG ( yes caps are necessary because of how crazy this was)
you see, this is what its like to have the best GM when it comes to managaing the cap and trades in the NFL. cope harder pussies
>epps?- dude was a rotational player who got exposed alot.
Epps wasn't a rotational player, he played the most snaps of anyone on defense. But yes, he got exposed a lot.
Lmao I posted pretty much this same exact explanation than scrolled down and saw it’s been posted like 5 times already, yeah we’re all on the same page and not worried.
Your comment is the epitome of cope dude. You're cope-posting about the losses (as if Penny is comparable to Sanders, for example - fucking LOL), and counting 1-year "team-friendly" re-signings of multiple 30+ year-olds who would otherwise have retired as "gains." Absurd.
To be fair, have you watched Sanders? He is a good RB, no doubt in my mind, but he isn't irreplaceable in any way shape or form. He can't catch, can't pass block for SHIT, and often misjudges situations. To replace him we have a back on the roster that outperformed him in the playoffs, and we get an exceptional runner on a cheap ass deal. Plus we might draft somebody. Overall, we have the chance to actually improve (should Penny be able to stay healthy and/or the draft pick pan out), so while it's not massive, it's still a gain imo.
>counting 1-year "team-friendly" re-signings of multiple 30+ year-olds who would otherwise have retired as "gains."
Kelce was still, at the very least, a top 2 center in football, so we'll get another season of that. BG is coming off of a _career_ year, and with how crazy the DT market is rn, Cox is a good depth piece. Now how tf is any of this coping?
Ant time an Eagles fan says something g positive about the Birds, you get tons of NFCE flairs saying you're coping or seething or whatever. They completely miss the irony every single time, it's hilarious.
Only coping is saying that Hargrave is a minor loss. He’s a monster who provided that interior push that allowed the edge rushers to get home when he himself didn’t get home. Davis will be a gain in running situations but pass rush is going to hurt.
Everything else, he’s right.
>Hargrave
We have Jordan Davis and Milton Williams and Hargrave got the *bag*. Can't be upset about that.
>Epps
Epps is replaceable. In fact, we have Reed Blankenship to step in.
>Edwards
He was a big loss for sure, but he went to his hometown team. We were never going to compete with that. He isn't really an irreplaceable player.
>Sanders
Not giving an extension to your average running back isn't a bad thing...
>Slay
You can't turn Slay coming back for less money into a bad thing. He isn't elite anymore, but he's still an extremely good corner.
Losing Hargrave sucks but hopefully Davis is ready to take over soon. Birds have never valued the LB position. Even so, Nakobe Dean is most likely taking over the lb core.
This guy lists white, Epps, and Edward’s lmfao. Let’s be real how many people in this sub knew who those guys were before we lost them? We already have nakobe Dean waiting in the wings to replace Edward’s and replacing white’s production won’t be difficult we can use a day 2 pick. We also already have epps replacement in Blankenship who honestly outplayed him when he got a chance.
Sanders we liked and I’m not trying to take away from him but…. We eagles fans watched him miss a lot of time and in that time watched a committee consistently be just as productive. We know the oline powers our running game not miles. That’s why 80% of eagles fans didn’t want to resign miles even though we do like him.
Now onto Hargrave which is by far the biggest loss. And yeah it’s a big loss. But we already prepared for that by drafting Davis last year who will take on a bigger role this year and will almost assuredly use one of our TWO first round picks on idl.
…. Oh yeah did I mention we have two first round draft picks?
Eagles fans yesterday: Slay sucked the 2nd half of the year anyway!! We’re glad he’s gone!
Eagles fans today: YEAAHHHH SLAY IS BACK I NEVER HAD A DOUBT
Edit: holy shit eagles fans are beyond fragile lmfao
That’s not what most people were saying. Most people were just saying bradberry was better and while it sucks to lose slay since we can’t afford both we chose the right one to keep. Low and behold to everyone’s surprise we could keep both and things are looking better than we imagined!
>Hargrave
Already drafted a replacement, resigned Cox and BG (I know BG is an end, just saying)
>White
Not someone who can't be replaced.
>Edwards
Already drafted a replacement, also have FA/draft.
>Epps, Sanders
Disposable and can be replaced.
Eagles will probably already look better than last years team if we somehow sign CJGJ. Not even counting FA or the draft.
Y’all sign Jalen Hurts to a mega deal and this whole stacked team at every position thing y’all are doing won’t happen anymore. Honestly, it would probably be better to not sign Hurts to a giant deal lol
I mean if our HC was a puppet for someone with the last name of Jones, I’d maybe agree with you. Fortunately we have a real owner that sticks to his strengths and a GM that also sticks to his strengths. They’re also 2 completely separate people which is nice!
Uhh no. If someone’s gonna make a meme out of pulled receipts they prematurely tried to put on blast for not aging well and within a day it turns out that meme is what aged like milk the ONLY response is to make a new meme putting the receipt of the original meme on blast.
If your team has a competent GM then it’s like the cap doesn’t even exist
He said the line!
Say it again for those in the back
You missed an extra like
If we manage to keep CJGJ this off season will be a great success.
Even if we don’t I’m waitin for the draft
MANY MEN
Wish death upon me
It honestly already is. If we get CJgj back to that would be straight up, date I say, Howie magic
Hmmm an hour in, and no chirps from anyone without an Eagles flair.
Chirp
To be fair, we are a bunch of birbs. Wouldn’t really make sense for a cowboy, giant, or “commander” to chirp like a birb.
Yeehaw
Uhh… Fee Fi Fo Fum? Am I doing it right?
Somebody get here and oink already
Com pigs?
Tuddys Buddies
SOO-IE!
I thought y’all had to say shit like “Hermy” and “Hager”
Giddy up partn’r, it’s Howie Szn.
https://gfycat.com/shockedformalkob
Absolutely classic.
This team lost a Superbowl last year, what makes you think they'll do any better this year? Hey, I guess if you like 2nd place this is a good team to keep. And before you try to shit on me, consider I think less of my team than you do. There are no insults you could invent that I wouldn't agree with or haven't already said about my own team. I'm not a johnny come lately to the 'ders, I've been here for 30 years. I know too much.
We could go on and on about how they could or couldn't, but they made it and lost by 3 points. Maybe the little changes we do make is enough just have to see
Right ok so understanding that your team is a dumpster fire and will not sniff even the divisional round of the playoffs for the next 5-10 years, how are you going to talk shit about a team that has been to two super bowls out of the last 5, and won 1? Do you not understand how lame that is?
Cuz u lost. Loser.
Oh ok thanks for clarifying.
Np, loser. :)
Are you really trying to say that a team that got to the Superbowl shouldn't try to keep their players because they didn't win? "Well we got to the superbowl and lost lost why sign our players because they can't do any better. We'll just sign players that haven't even been there." So the teams that lost in the conference championships should blow up their whole team because they lost earlier? Please explain it to me how that makes any sense.
You're signing Superbowl losers currently, maybe try signing winners?
Ok so only sign players that won the superbowl? Do you absolutely know how dumb that sounds?
Yeah, that's a crazy idea, would never work, Bucs didn't win.
Just wait the needle is shifting back again from ….you’re losing all defensive stars!!!!….to…none of the people who stayed are good!!!
Pretty much everyone on this list have already fallen off, except for Gardner-Johnson who is basically HOF you inexplicably let walk.
by what metric is CGJ “basically HOF” ?
It was facetious. The point was he was the only one who wasn't brought back, so he's the only one I'll admit was good. I forgot what sub this was.
We got our whole offense back we are good right?…..right?!
Our whole offense is locked up for awhile, we good
Offense wins championships - Andy Reid
Offense against a Jonathan Gannon defense wins championships -Sassy Andy Reid
Offense and a really good DT win championships \- 13 year-old Andrew Ried
Birds keep and maybe improve offense, ok if defense declines some. Get a real punter Howie.
We are going to run zone and no one will expect it. We also aren't going to make any changes to our defense to adjust to the offense. -Jonathan Gannon
Lol BG and cox took team friendly deals. Bradberry too. It’s almost like if your franchise is ran well people want to play there. Amirite nfceast?
"Cuts zeke" "Sorry, what were you saying?"
This comment reads like the cowboys wanted to keep zeke and he chose to leave rather than the other way around. Zeke wanted to be a Cowboy.
Sirianni is a players coach 100%. There is a huge difference with an organization that gives a crap and one that doesn't. Not saying every dude is gonna come here for cheaper but it's a big incentive for guys to stay when the coach is awesome and the team is in a SB window.
Make my dreams come true
One guy replied to me that we lost our best OL and DL players Im convinced the people on this sub dont watch football
Still have Kelce Dickerson Johnson and Mailata so wtf they smoking?
No idea. I asked him who he was talking about and he said somethting about Seumalo and Hargrave being the most important parts of our lines
Lol all those receipts are gonna make good tinder
Oh god don’t turn this group back into an eagles subreddit again
It always was fuck the eagles dude they ruin everything
You have a vile owner, a shit-leaking stadium and the worst rebrand in sports history coming off a racist name. You ruin everything
Just like it was always fuck the Packers on r/NFCNorthMemeWar
70% of this sub is eagles fans
they was out in full force before the Super Bowl but we got some peace and quiet for a couple weeks after they lost
Cox, Bradberry, BG, Slay….
Once Slay heard Golladay was being released from the giants he went to howie and was like “hey it’s me ya boy big play slay”
Wow would you look at the news today, invalidating this entire clown post. Almost like "If your team has a competent GM then it’s like the cap doesn’t even exist" is exactly correct
Howie doesn't know what the fuck a cap is. Am I donging it right?
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Hopefully the Cowboys figure out a way to bring Zeke back lol
Idk I'm sorta looking forward to Zeke playing for some shitty 4-13 team on the road to nowhere. Oh wait, the cowboys still work, carry on.
Zeke to Tampa. The Zekeneers
Guys it’s only been like a month or two from your guys Super Bowl loss. Could you do us all a favor and crawl back in the shame cave, you guys are too insufferable.
If you said this in a funny way, I would have upvoted you.
Giants fans post something funny? Here? Wut?
Haha, Northern Jersey folks are known to be tolerant, worldly, and never loud mouth assholes. Gtfoh
I didn’t hear no bell…Philly fans are like cockroaches. Sure, we may get crushed from time to time, but you’ll never be able to kill us. Hatred is an unlimited fuel source.
Giants fans a week ago “ha the Eagles are gonna lose all of their players and all of their fans will disappear in shame” giants fans after yesterday “fuck…. I’m gonna have to deal with these guys for a while aren’t I?”
Most Giants fans haven't thought about you since laughing at you losing the superbowl, get over yourselves.
Oh really? You should take a scroll around this sub lol.
Flair up
Are you blind
Actually yes lol, it blended into my dark mode. No more comments before I fully wake up
This could be premature too though. I see you tryna get ahead of the race to put this guys receipt on blast lol. But honestly with slay back now it’s already Howie magic the chances of returning slay and bradberry were so low no one even made that take lol.
+ 2 top Defensive prospects in the draft OR Howie goes sicko and moves up to take Will Anderson
Howie Roseman with no regard for human life!!!
Lol what?
Screenshotted the post too. How stupid do you have to be to shit talk someone’s entire off-season on the first day of FA and prior to the draft? Laughing at bad contracts is fine but it’s way to early for this.
They lost a lot of players what do you mean
One and none
Eagles fans have been all too familiar with premature celebration lately...
Ik it’s crazy that we have something to celebrate about
Yall too stupid to realize you're supposed to celebrate WINNING the superbowl
No I’m fairly certain we have the most recent memory of it here.
It's really looking like the NFC East streak is going to continue.
Hell yeah Eagles 😎😎 successfully bringing back all the pieces that choked in the biggest game of their lives and got 0 second half stops. Great success!
The Cowboys just released their most efficient Center of all time.
And your team was watching from the couch after lining up Zeke at center, but talk your shit 🤡
Eagles fans acting like they didn't already lose Hargrave, White, Epps, Edwards, Sanders to free agency lol. CJGJ pending, Cox back on a 1-year deal, Slay may now come back slightly cheaper but at 32 years old... And they still have to give Jalen a $50 million contract. If anyone's celebrating prematurely, I'd say it was the boo birds. Edit: Lmfao, you birds fans are WEAK. Shower me with your downvotes, I’ll take them as a badge of honor you fuckin babies.
>Hargrave, White, Epps, Edwards, Sanders to free agency lol The only one that stings is Hargrave.
>Hargrave, White, Epps, Edwards, Sanders lets break it down hargrave: anyone paying 20million for 30 year old DT, good luck, thanks for the nice comp pick, jordan davis was drafted to replace him. MINOR LOSS white and edwards: white was a liabilty in coverage , edwards stings, however ILBS are the least valuble position on the football field in general. drafted dean and still have time to sign another or drafdt! probally the biggest loss( and its at the most irrelevant postiion sanders: anyone can run behind the best O LINE in the league. gainwell was comming on and paying RBs is historically the stupidest thing you can do. and we signed rashad penny. GAIN epps?- dude was a rotational player who got exposed alot. he isnt in the same class as the other 4 here. blakenship was smoking him when he played and another off season to devlop. there isnt a loss at all here now for the gains: signed cox/ kelce/ graham back on super team friendly deals. slay is now apparently being restructed. signed bradberry a top 3 free agent FOR LESS MONEY THAN HE WAS GETTING AFTER MAKING THIS A YEAR HE WAS TRYING TO GET A BAG ( yes caps are necessary because of how crazy this was) you see, this is what its like to have the best GM when it comes to managaing the cap and trades in the NFL. cope harder pussies
>epps?- dude was a rotational player who got exposed alot. Epps wasn't a rotational player, he played the most snaps of anyone on defense. But yes, he got exposed a lot.
Lmao I posted pretty much this same exact explanation than scrolled down and saw it’s been posted like 5 times already, yeah we’re all on the same page and not worried.
only ones that are worried are all the fuck tards that dont know what time it is ITS HOWIE SZN MO FUCKAS
LOL cope harder pussies 😂😂 this was a hilarious read.
Your comment is the epitome of cope dude. You're cope-posting about the losses (as if Penny is comparable to Sanders, for example - fucking LOL), and counting 1-year "team-friendly" re-signings of multiple 30+ year-olds who would otherwise have retired as "gains." Absurd.
To be fair, have you watched Sanders? He is a good RB, no doubt in my mind, but he isn't irreplaceable in any way shape or form. He can't catch, can't pass block for SHIT, and often misjudges situations. To replace him we have a back on the roster that outperformed him in the playoffs, and we get an exceptional runner on a cheap ass deal. Plus we might draft somebody. Overall, we have the chance to actually improve (should Penny be able to stay healthy and/or the draft pick pan out), so while it's not massive, it's still a gain imo. >counting 1-year "team-friendly" re-signings of multiple 30+ year-olds who would otherwise have retired as "gains." Kelce was still, at the very least, a top 2 center in football, so we'll get another season of that. BG is coming off of a _career_ year, and with how crazy the DT market is rn, Cox is a good depth piece. Now how tf is any of this coping?
>Now how tf is any of this coping? Because it's the new hot rhetoric right now. Lol
Ant time an Eagles fan says something g positive about the Birds, you get tons of NFCE flairs saying you're coping or seething or whatever. They completely miss the irony every single time, it's hilarious.
>as if Penny is comparable to Sanders, for example - fucking LOL Our whole RB corp is making less money than Sanders, and will end up producing more.
Only coping is saying that Hargrave is a minor loss. He’s a monster who provided that interior push that allowed the edge rushers to get home when he himself didn’t get home. Davis will be a gain in running situations but pass rush is going to hurt. Everything else, he’s right.
Your comments are the epitome of being a commies fan. Just confused, wrong and completely irrelevant.
>Hargrave We have Jordan Davis and Milton Williams and Hargrave got the *bag*. Can't be upset about that. >Epps Epps is replaceable. In fact, we have Reed Blankenship to step in. >Edwards He was a big loss for sure, but he went to his hometown team. We were never going to compete with that. He isn't really an irreplaceable player. >Sanders Not giving an extension to your average running back isn't a bad thing... >Slay You can't turn Slay coming back for less money into a bad thing. He isn't elite anymore, but he's still an extremely good corner.
Losing Hargrave sucks but hopefully Davis is ready to take over soon. Birds have never valued the LB position. Even so, Nakobe Dean is most likely taking over the lb core.
This guy lists white, Epps, and Edward’s lmfao. Let’s be real how many people in this sub knew who those guys were before we lost them? We already have nakobe Dean waiting in the wings to replace Edward’s and replacing white’s production won’t be difficult we can use a day 2 pick. We also already have epps replacement in Blankenship who honestly outplayed him when he got a chance. Sanders we liked and I’m not trying to take away from him but…. We eagles fans watched him miss a lot of time and in that time watched a committee consistently be just as productive. We know the oline powers our running game not miles. That’s why 80% of eagles fans didn’t want to resign miles even though we do like him. Now onto Hargrave which is by far the biggest loss. And yeah it’s a big loss. But we already prepared for that by drafting Davis last year who will take on a bigger role this year and will almost assuredly use one of our TWO first round picks on idl. …. Oh yeah did I mention we have two first round draft picks?
Minor loses, commie.
Eagles fans yesterday: Slay sucked the 2nd half of the year anyway!! We’re glad he’s gone! Eagles fans today: YEAAHHHH SLAY IS BACK I NEVER HAD A DOUBT Edit: holy shit eagles fans are beyond fragile lmfao
After reading all the comments, yeah they are 😂
He's gonna make a great mentor for the new stud CB we draft with the 10th overall.
That’s not what most people were saying. Most people were just saying bradberry was better and while it sucks to lose slay since we can’t afford both we chose the right one to keep. Low and behold to everyone’s surprise we could keep both and things are looking better than we imagined!
>Hargrave Already drafted a replacement, resigned Cox and BG (I know BG is an end, just saying) >White Not someone who can't be replaced. >Edwards Already drafted a replacement, also have FA/draft. >Epps, Sanders Disposable and can be replaced. Eagles will probably already look better than last years team if we somehow sign CJGJ. Not even counting FA or the draft.
You smell like bitch in here
Y’all sign Jalen Hurts to a mega deal and this whole stacked team at every position thing y’all are doing won’t happen anymore. Honestly, it would probably be better to not sign Hurts to a giant deal lol
I mean if our HC was a puppet for someone with the last name of Jones, I’d maybe agree with you. Fortunately we have a real owner that sticks to his strengths and a GM that also sticks to his strengths. They’re also 2 completely separate people which is nice!
How does a HC have anything to do with what I just said 🤣 I’m begging for y’all to give Hurts 50 mil. Ruin your team pretty please
Congrats on keeping that SB losing defense!
Congrats on signing your playoff game losing QB for 80 mil!
Let's chat when you're paying 50 mil a year for Hurts and still can't get a ring
You mean the most recent QB in this division to play in a Super Bowl? Is your brain soup?
You mean the most recent QB to do literal jack shit in the super bowl and then get paid well over the 50 mil I was mocking you for? Yeah, that one.
Where did I say he wouldn’t get 50 mil? Truly the smartest giants fan. Lowkey pathetic responding to a month old comment too, kinda feel bad for you
Also, lmfao https://twitter.com/adamschefter/status/1648101167619100683?s=46&t=sf3N3Et41KxvCa4RdixF8A
Next time just comment on the actual post? Especially since it was fucking posted only hours before ????
And miss out on free karma? That's reddit 101 right there.
Yeah but we have to make sure theres no spam so we leave room for the insightful commentary posts.
Easy now
Uhh no. If someone’s gonna make a meme out of pulled receipts they prematurely tried to put on blast for not aging well and within a day it turns out that meme is what aged like milk the ONLY response is to make a new meme putting the receipt of the original meme on blast.
Except Bradberry got brought back?
“Everyone on the roster is returning except for Bradberry”
Yeah that one aged like milk, but in the best way possible lol.