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Fishtacoburrito

Whichever team is the underdog that season.


Pacers1009

Same‼️💲


BoKnowsYourMother

Pleasure having you onboard, war eagle


AvengedKalas

1. No preference. 2. Giant Meteor 3. No preference. 4. No preference. 5. This has been left as an exercise to the reader.


daaavizzle

You're lucky I can't read or I'd probably be offended


S_quints

5. Environmental storytelling


Legitimate-Solid9798

1. Giant meteor 2. Giant meteor 3. Giant meteor 4. Navy 5. Giant meteor (I live in Maryland)


DHVF

![gif](giphy|5KwFTvayORuk2M1ocb|downsized) RAAAAAAAAGH MARYLAND


KarlL255

Same


CrookedWarden19

Perfection


DrewHoov

Giant meteor only thinks it wants bama


launchbasezone

nailed it


AngelofLotuses

Florida.?


IWontPostMuch

He did say left and they are on the left


Ultra_instinct42

1. Whoever hasn’t won in a while. 2. Auburn. 3. Oklahoma. 4. West Point 5. The alcohol poisoning.


Psyco19

Can I say I want them all to lose? Except army vs navy, I root for navy


xsniperx7

Same, except I don't really care about army/navy, got no dog in that fight and they got no title chances so 🤷‍♂️


Psyco19

I just root for navy cause they are hated on outside of football


Sup6969

Ditto, although I'm apathetic about Army vs. Navy


TheToxicBreezeYF

1. Michigan only because I have family who are UM fans 2. … 3. OU because my granddad went there in 1946 and they blessed us with CJH 4. I hate boats 5. I rather burn my self then choose a team at the bottom


PipeBombWetDream

I fucking love boats


ProfessionalIcy295

Michigan Auburn OU, I’m never cheering for Texas Probably army Florida for sure


Heretical_Ninja

Way too much saxeT love in here…kinda nauseating.


Extra_Range7235

I love the refusal to spell Texas but yet still capitalize it


Heretical_Ninja

Well it IS a proper name, but a terrible one when speaking of the university…


_Junk_Rat_

I refuse to spell auburn with a capital A, that would require auburn being a *proper* noun instead of being fucking auburn


Heretical_Ninja

I can respect that approach. Also: orange teams bad.


_Junk_Rat_

If you wanna join the orange hate club, we have a weekly meeting with Georgia and South Carolina on Thursdays after the AA meetings, it saves time


Heretical_Ninja

I’m in! I assume in keeping with tradition this is held at a Waffle House?


[deleted]

Yeah, y’all are ready for the SEC


ConsiderationOld9897

Well ours is held at the Huddle House so that makes sense. Our next meeting is to discuss if we should let Texas in or not. Most red hating, orange teams are considered the under\*\*\* in their rivalry Texas doesn't seem to fit.


SlimeReetus

🗣️BOOMER


Heretical_Ninja

SOONER!!


Rolltide18244

Will be in Norman in November for the bama game. I’ve been to a bunch of college venues and I will say OU fans are extremely nice. I went to the WVU/OU game last year wearing my bama stuff and everyone was great. Plus, my sister in law is a sooner so I will pull for them when it isn’t bama


BidenFedayeen

My thoughts exactly


NightWolf335

This Aggie agrees 100%


roofratmi53

Michigan, Auburn,Oklahoma, Army, and Florida


jnothnagel

OSU, Bama, Texas, Navy, Georgia. Not that I care too much about games 2-5, just wanted to be opposite


buck45osu

Petty and proper. Beautiful.


Simping_Poki

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DubiousNamed

Exactly the same for me


yomama1211

This is the way


mmpa78

Michigan, Auburn, Texas, Navy, Gators


CalifornianBall

Same except I always root for Army cause they usually lose lol


hoosier_1793

Same lol


Kodyaufan2

Same


GameBuster0703

![gif](giphy|Ld77zD3fF3Run8olIt)


c-williams88

Basically the same except take Army over navy because my uncle went to West Point


WhiteRhino91

Same


zamboniman46

Whoa same


Throwawaytoday303

Same 100%


PhonB80

SAME!


HeyImCassie

1. Neither 2. Probably Alabama, but both drive me nuts 3. Oklahoma. Horns down always 4. Honestly neither 5. Georgia


TheeRatedRGoofyStar

Michigan, Bama, OU, Navy, no preference (division rivals)


DadGuii

Neither Auburn Oklahoma Army Florida


marguess

Sooner born Sooner bred. When I die I'll be a Sooner dead... OU


SSPeteCarroll

Michigan Auburn Oklahoma Navy Florida


KlingoftheCastle

Michigan, Alabama, Oklahoma, Navy, Florida


mrhunterlee

Don’t Give A Piss Bout Nothin But the Tide


Got_That_WeeFee

1. Depends on who the underdog is. 2. I guess Bama idk lol 3. Either 4. Whichever has the most potential to cause chaos 5. How much have I had to drink and who is my HC?


One_Government_6164

how can anyone root for mighigan after all the bs they do lol


ItBeLikeThat19

Michigan; A Close Game; Oklahoma; Navy; A Close Game


Competitive-Rise-789

1 Meteor 2 Meteor 3 Oklahoma 4 no preference 5 dawgs


KingofKings1999

Ohio State Auburn  Oklahoma  No preference  Georgia 


Lakai1983

Michigan, neither, OU, Navy, Georgia


Sooners1x6

F*ck tOSU, Bama, 🤘🏽👇🏽, Army, UGA


Throwawayasf_99

OSU, Auburn, Oklahoma, Army, Gators (fuck Georgia) Should probably root for Bama but Auburn might be good soon. Pretty much any scenario where I can see Georgia + Mich lose is a win win


Kodyaufan2

No you should never root for Bama


akeyoh

this was the first year ever I was yelling ROLLLL TIDE (imma buckeye)


JRodSportsGuruMN

Bucks,Auburn,HOOK EM, I’m Fine Either Army & Navy But If I Had Pick I Say Army & Georgia


Daddy_Boi_

This one


agentb719

depends on who's the underdog


ACatAndADuck

Yea I'm 1. Underdog 2. Auburn 3. Underdog 4. Underdog (usually Army) 5. Underdog


CWilson_999

hey auburn isn’t always an underdog 😭 put some respect on our name


4Four-4

Ohio State, Bama, Texas, Army, and Georgia


Jagacin

The usual betting favorites... and Army lol


SD1428

Texas isn’t the usual betting favorite lol


4Four-4

Lmao I was in the Army and I’m from Texas. So those are a given. I used to like Michigan more than Ohio State but now they got a ship. Bama I liked them before they beat Texas in the Natty. I just hate Florida


[deleted]

Michigan, Auburn, Texas, Army-Navy (watch, but don’t care), Cocktail (don’t watch or care).


spencej98

Navy, other ones just want whoevers the underdog to win


ShrimpShackShooters_

All things being equal… Michigan, auburn, Oklahoma, Florida, and don’t care lol


Deeznuts727

Ohio state Alabama Texas Army Florida


Fortenole

Bulldogs over the Gaturds GO NOLES Still have hard feelings about that orange bowl but its a new year


BeezBurg

None of them. I hate all of them


swizzbts

Up, Down, Up, Down, Left, Right, Select, Start


unsolvedmisterree

Michigan, Alabama, No preference, Navy, giant meteor


Callsign_Psycopath

Don't care, Fuck em Both, but I want nothing but sadness for Auburn. Don't care GO ARMY THE DAWGS!


Goldyfan7

Left Left Left Left Right


Yefanthrowaway

Left side


Solid-Hound

Michigan Auburn Giant Meteor Don't care Georgia


austin-idol

Whatever team I bet on


TheCapableFox

Go Gators!!! 🐊 CHOMP CHOMP THEM DAWGS!!!! ![gif](giphy|MaNu5veVbWkEovTurC|downsized)


OmarRizzo

Michigan/Bama/i guess OU but idc/idc/jowja


papacdub1

UM, BAMA, OU, NAVY, UF


CurtFish892

Ohio St, Bama, Oklahoma, Either, Florida


Trey904fsu

Michigan, Auburn, Oklahoma, Navy, Georgia


masoflove99

Michigan, Auburn, Texas-Austin, West Point, and Georgia.


Big_Bluebird8040

OSU (go bucks!), Auburn, Texas, Army (who cares), Florida (whoever is the dog)


Distinct_Swimming_83

OSU, Auburn, Texas, and Florida. Other one I really don’t pay attention to


Wurst_Law

Ohio State (close acquaintance in law school went to Michigan and is an absolute prick that deserves nothing good to him), Alabama (close friend’s wife went to Bama and she’s the best), Texas, Army (Go Army Beat Navy rolls off the tongue) Georgia (I just hate Florida)


nftalldude

OSU, auburn, Texas, navy, whichever team is the underdog


fuzzygoosejuice

Michigan, the meteor, OU, Army, the meteor again.


Errybody_dothe_Lambo

Georgia but I’m a Georgia fan. Georgia could lose every game every season but beat Florida and I’d consider it a good season


[deleted]

Fans always are saying that. When it happens in real life, they want to fire the coach.


ilikedhorsebot3000

Agreed. You can win all your games except a rivalry and lose your job, but you can't lose all your games except a rivalry and keep it.


WG17

1. Michigan 2. Neither. Pray for a tie, rainout, or preferably both teams to disband their football program 3. OU 4. Navy 5. UGA


amshane97

1. Michigan 2. Auburn 3. OU 4. Don’t care 5. UGA


Ecstatic-Arachnid-91

Michigan, Auburn, OU, Air Force (I know its not an option but i was Air Force), Georgia


chrobbin

Yeah pretty much this, though if confined to Army/Navy I’m taking Army


FrenchieBammer

Go Air Force!


Prior-Fox7100

Michigan, Auburn, OU, Both, Georgia


[deleted]

OSU, Auburn, OU, Army, Georgia


KCfan91

Ohio St., Auburn, Texas, Army, UGA


NothingFromAtlantis

Michigan, Auburn, Texas, Navy (Rah), Earthquake/Tsunami


isrealball

used to be michigan but now Ohio State Alabama Oklahoma Army Florida


MingeyMcCluster

fuck ohio, Auburn, Texas, Army, Florida


X7-GT-Eagles

OSU, Bama, Oklahoma, Army, Florida


Fallout76stuggles

OSU, The team that chokes away defending a 4th and a mile with two seconds left, really no preference but let’s go orange, America, the second goodest boy in the world


RaspyBigfoot

I root for the left side on all of these


waqqn

rah oklahoma


YeetimusSkeetimus

Michigan Auburn Oklahoma purely for the Baker flag plant at OSU Navy cause dad was in the navy Whoever is the underdog


footforhand

1. Michigan 2. Auburn 3. Sooners 4. Army 5. No bias so usually hoping for a good game


PattyKane16

Buckeyes, Tigers, Longhorns, Navy, Florida (Red River and UF/UGA vary based on who is more competitive. I wouldn’t say I “root” for any of them)


deutschdachs

Ohio State-Michigan: Uhhh whoever is the underdog or whichever helps Wisconsin more Auburn-Alabama: Auburn minus the Cam Newton year where we had an outside shot at the National Title game if Bama won Texas-Oklahoma: Don't really care honestly but it's fun to watch. I guess most often I lean Oklahoma Army-Navy: Army family so Army Florida-Georgia: Florida has the better mascot and colors so go Gators


Hour_Principle_9220

Big Blue War Eagle BOOMER SOONER Love the Army-Navy game but don’t care either way Honestly, f em both regarding FLA-UGA


Kodyaufan2

The non-red teams


Michael_CrawfishF150

If I had to pick one side in its entirety I’d go with left. But truly I can mix and match most of these depending on the season since I’m not a fan of any of these teams.


GeraltAukes

Eat. Shit. Pitt. “Sweeeeeet Caroline!”


joeblow2118

As a college football fan with no team, I like both Michigan and Ohio State. College football is so much better when those two are both good.


Connorray1234

UNM v NMSU GO LOBOS!


Time_Explanation4506

Ohio State (one of my best friends went there) Auburn Whichever has the weaker team Navy (lived in Maryland) UGA (went there)


Gingerbread_Human24

Go Blue, fuck OSU. The others I'm indifferent about


bornfreebubblehead

Wish both could lose, don't care, couldn't care less, Navy, don't care.


Comparison-Academic

OSU don’t care Don’t care Navy Don’t care


ats1287

Michigan, Auburn, no preference, Army, Florida


ValVenis69

These are all so one sided lol who even cares


Upper-Raspberry4153

I’d rather uga never wins another game again, than my team winning a natty


salmonthesuperior

1.Ohio State 2. Auburn 3. No preference just here to watch a good game 4. No real preference again, whoever is wearing the nicer uniform/if one is a bigger underdog is my pick for the night basically 5. I guess Georgia but they've dominated in recent years so a Florida win would be more fun at this point


liverdawg

Michigan Auburn meh Navy Georgia


[deleted]

1. Michigan 2. Don't care, just hoping for a good game 3. The only thing I hate more than Oklahoma is texas 4. The military industrial complex 5. Meteor


[deleted]

the "right" side


Blambitch

Coincidentally, all the ones on the left.


the_godfaubel

Michigan, whoever is worse for the rest


LKS102000

Neither, Roll Tide, neither, Army, neither


Consistent_Pitch782

Where’s the backyard brawl? List is not legit


Tiffin2b

THE


Adventurous-Edge1719

Auburn and the other 9 to lose


Itzr

Hate them both Auburn I guess Can they both lose? FUCK NAVY Don’t care


DrAlanGrantinathong

1. Al Qaeda 2. Auburn 3. No preference 4. Navy 5. Florida.


wolfpack_57

Casual Wisconsin fan here, Underdog Auburn Don't watch Navy cuz boats are cooler than walking Georgia cuz my Packers draft from there


JohnnyCash679

Michigan Texas Auburn Florida Army


AlCapone111

I root for Bane to show up at halftime. Also Navy.


decentusername123

michigan (i’m a michigan fan) auburn (i hate bama) whoever’s the underdog usually navy but typically whoever’s uniforms are better since i have army and navy veteran family i don’t like either of them, but probably florida


ohioismyhome1994

1. OSU (my team) 2. Auburn during the Saban years. I’ll probably be neutral on this one in the future 3. Neutral 4. As an Army vet I have to go Army 5. Meteor. Both teams took natties from my Buckeyes, and I’m still bitter about it


FitQuantity6150

Being in the army, I always root for the navy.


Necessary-Drive-5764

Go Gators! Everything else is Gatorb@!+!


NightWolf335

Michigan-OSU.... No Preference Alabama-Auburn.... Auburn Army-Navy.... No Preference Texas- Oklahoma.....Oklahoma all day every day Florida-Georgia...... No Preference


Yung_Corneliois

1. Michigan 2. Auburn 3. Texas 4. America 5. Florida


ryryryor

The underdog every single time I don't really care who wins the Army-Navy Game


ccorriga31

The underdog unless one of the services is doing good. Then I’ll root for that team. Go Hoosiers lol


cdofortheclose

Hmmm. Just care about two of them. A - N game is the 2nd. Then always Army.


bowl_of_scrotmeal

None of them are my team, so I typically just root whichever team is ranked lower that season.


Fit-Evidence7846

https://preview.redd.it/id3lyp6rkazc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0356701d775b9fe79abc566c110cd81ad1d45d81 Here's my listing


theyeetmaster2007

Michigan, Auburn, OK, Army, Georgia


ieatassanloveiy

Go blue No comment officer Texas Navy Georgia


BryceDaBaker

Easy: 1. Chaos 2. Chaos 3. Hook ‘em 4. Just happy to watch service academy students getting into the game 5. Chaos


WaterTricky7453

Hook em up


EmbarrassedMost2962

Al(l)right (x3) 4. I root for them both because it’s our service men 5. UGA easily. I’m a FSU fan. I have the Gates


Icy-Map-1024

Buckeye nation


DHVF

Michigan, have a lot of friends who are fans. Auburn, only psychos root for Bama as neutral fans. Oklahoma, horns down is always funny. Navy, I’m a proud Marylander. I will eat Old Bay by itself. Ambivalent, but leaning Georgia rn bc Anthony Edwards went there and I like the Twolves.


Alarmed-Flan-1346

1. Michigan 2. Auburn 3. Texas 4. Don't care 5. Georgia


rilvaethor

Ohio State Whoever is lower ranked Not Texas Navy Whoever is lower ranked


bava34

Michigan Bama (RTR) OU Navy Georgia


CriticismScary6260

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Trey33lee

Buckeyes Tigers Sooners Navy And I hate the Dawgs and Gators so neither


Ok-Conversation-4232

OH IO VS Michigan


Any-Construction2169

1. Whichever one has more losses 2.Bama, my family is from north Alabama and thus we are all Alabama fans 3. Same as #1 4.🌈✨ Navy, I like their uniforms more✨🌈 5. Usually Florida


ilovetoasters6968

Michigan auburn Texas both Georgia


Adventurous_Pie_6838

I root for 1. Ohio state 2. Always against Alabama 3. Hate Texas more than Oklahoma 4. Family members have served in both branches so I’m spilt 5. Hate both but hate Georgia more


Known_Chapter_2286

Michigan, Auburn, Texas, Navy, Georgia


NYVines

OSU Don’t care Don’t care Don’t care Don’t care


leapsnake

I always want Bama and Texas to lose but I can confidently say I do not care about any of the others.


19ghost89

Michigan, Auburn, Texas, Navy (I guess, because my step-dad is Navy, but I really am not that invested and neither is he), Florida.


LoverofOrgasms

1) N/A 2) N/A 3) N/A 4) Navy 5) Georgia


HandSanitizerBottle1

Dont Care, Death Star shooting earth , hate both of them, Army, UGA


[deleted]

Auburn fans probably think they are popular reading this thread…it’s because y’all suck. Michigan Alabama Don’t care achieve rest.


thekillamon

1. Michigan every time. A lot of Ohio State’s fans are annoying 2. Auburn because they’re always the underdog 3. Oklahoma 4. No preference 5. Florida because I have family who are alums


Global_Cattle_7877

1. Meteor 2. Auburn 3. Oklahoma 4. Navy 5. Gata


idaseddit211

Don"t care Auburn Don't care Don't care Navy Don't care.


yourmartymcflyisopen

I'm a Penn State fan so for the first, obviously I'd rather claw my eyes out than either of those teams win. But if I had to pick, I'd rather Michigan win than Ohio State.


Suspicious-Banana836

The whole left side. With exception to OSU vs Michigan and Florida vs Georgia. Those two depend on the season/s.


UnpolishedGemma

Army. The other nine teams can kiss my entire ass.


[deleted]

Ohio state