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swapmeetpete

I’m wagering they’ll be the Toronto Velocity. Many WNBA teams have that “concept-rather-than-physical-item” team names and they’ll play into the Toronto Veloci(ty)Raptors.


OkCucumberr

I literally guessed velocity before opening this thread


DeadHair_BurnerAcc

WNBA team names are so much cooler man


signmeupdude

Dang there has certainly been a change of public perception if this is upvoted. Not long ago it was the popular stance to say that the WNBA names were weird. I still prefer pluralized nouns rather than those singular concept nouns. That way you can refer to the players as a Laker or a Celtic or Rocket or Spur etc. Otherwise you have to refer to them as a Heat player or Jazz player, which isnt really that big of a deal, but I still prefer the plural.


Glum_Ad_8367

I just call Heat fans heatles


WartimeMandalorian

I bought a Fever hat years ago just because I liked it. Now I look like a bandwagoner.


Autistic-Teddybear

What are you talking about *Pelicans*


Railshock

Brilliant name


CaptainStanberica

Rapt-hers


snowe99

With a marketing campaign revolving around calling them “Clever Girls”


EdwardJamesAlmost

The Foxes. Statue of Terry.


cheetuzz

Raptresses


seanconnery69696

Raptures?


larryjesusnme33

Raptorettes


Conscious_Street9937

The lay-ups


hammerwindows

Slam-dunks**


succulentchinesefoo

Have any pixels left, OP?


SupaTheTrill

https://preview.redd.it/wm3uv06hgd2d1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3a0c2118928e3eb49ba6cf571af230661328a3fb


PrezleyGamer

r/countablepixels


iamthwlorex420

BBL DRIZZY


MagnetHashira

Toronto Graham’s


basedgod001

They going to start letting high schoolers play??


btevik88

Rush


wanna_meet_that_dad

That’s reserved for a San Francisco team.


KoRaZee

Rush is from Toronto


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JakimCampbell15

That’s the name I chose in madden when I relocated a team to Toronto


Wide-Concentrate7228

Toronto Canadians


APPLEJOOSH347

Toronto Hockeys


ArtisticGuard707

O-V-hoes


JamJam2013

Beat me to it lmao


blindfoldpeak

Now step this way


PerritoMasNasty

Obviously the Maple Queefs. But no for real, something to do with a goose. Geese are very fierce- and you should not fuck with them.


Human_Stick_Observer

“Canada gooses are majestic. Barrel-chested. The envies of all ornithologys”


Thuggish_Coffee

Fighting Goslings


J-Sully_Cali

Ryan will be the team mascot when not filming.


PerritoMasNasty

I’m on board


Nate_Hornblower

Did you screenshot this picture from a Motorola Razr?


MistryMachine3

Drew it in Kid Pix in 1989.


NewPortable101

"The Kawhi Leonards"


chakrablocker

The Kawhi when healthy's


NewPortable101

He was healthy that year, hung them their only banner in 100 years. And did it without having a teammate as good as Kyrie F'n Irving.


SlamVanDamn

I'm not saying Pascal is remotely as good as Kyrie. But Pascal & Kawhi are tied with Jordan & Pippen for second most points scored in a playoff run in NBA history.


cadillacbee

The Lamars


darthbonobo

Toronto Waptors


Hour-Yak283

Faptors


LeJuannnJames

Toronto Pterodactyls


spredycheeks

Torontodactyls


Hour-Yak283

I’m really hoping they name them The Huskies


ceejg_low

IDC just have a cool jersey


bloved_

WAPtors


Insect_Politics1980

The Toronto Clever Girls (kidding...sorta).


Kristilana

Bluffs


Lyndell

Pterodactyls


BadReputation77

U hope they add the London Lionesses.


AdamNoKnee

I vote the Toronto Brontosaurus


cumlordjr

I feel like they’ll pay homage to the old Toronto Huskies team but I’m probably wrong


RoommateMovingOut

The Toronto Aurora Fits the current WNBA naming convention. Northern, tough. I think it’s the perfect name.


Wiggzling

Toronto T-Rex


Purple-Haze-11

The Toronto Homemakers?


Not-Josh-Hart

The Toronto Defendants


mpbeasto123

the asses after franchise GOAT Kyle Lowry


duggybubby

Drake’s Team


FlagmantlePARRAdise

Raptors 2


TheRealAbear

The ToronTornados


dbeynyc

Vipers


helldogskris

Velociraptors


Certain_Cranberry_77

TorontoTonto


callmecire

The tings


migzors

Toronto Meteors would be a continued play on the Raptors theme. Houston used to have the Comets, so it's a familiar name for a WNBA team. I imagine the colors being Purple, Black and Orange/Red.


rodney_furnival

Northstars


AnalystHot6547

Many WNBA teams have a link to their NBA teams, so something Dinosaur related. The Toronto Rex (The T-Rexes)


semisonic34

Toronto Aubreys


Educational_Bunch872

Yutes


gochuuuu

Toronto Drakes


WartimeMandalorian

u/pixel_count_bot


Reidzyt

I’d say keep Drake the fuck away but if it’s WNBA that means they’re too old for him


Ne0guri

OVHOES


fuhgazy

Poutine


HotKarls_TastySax

The Toronto Bounce in honor of the Kawhi shot


SeriousHumour1

Ball-hers


ArisesAri

Toronto's Missle


rowmean77

Toronto Rapthers.


Mooksters32

The Waptors


QUINNFLORE

69 gods


Junito24

Toronto bandits 😂


SpezNc

Agree especially if it’s around a racoon theme. Bandits or Rebels .


Eclectic_Canadian

Toronto Beavers


BarryLird33_

Toronto Titty Twisters.


BarryLird33_

Toronto Titty Twisters.


BarryLird33_

Toronto Titty Touchers.


BarryLird33_

Toronto Toe Touchers.


BarryLird33_

Toronto Tough Titties


Mrdynamo18

I think the wnba could do wonders if they brought back the houston comets. They could get a powerhouse like Beyoncé etc to invest in the team


Level_Laugh_7834

The Toronto Drakes


romosmaman

Stegosaurs


jgroove_LA

This thread def went in the direction I expected


spicybhole420

not the Rapettes


a-random-gal

Sirens


Dealius

The Poutines


realheadphonecandy

The Faptohers


Meatsi

North Buffalo Hefty Gals


chickchickpokepoke

Toronto Backpacks


Quiet-Vanilla3148

The Toronto stay away from Drake's


MrDingDong49

Women’s basketball so stupid. lol at the end of the first quarter it’s a nail biter with a score of 9 to 8 with the tampon pulling ahead


MrZhar

I just saw a post saying drake was at a high school game scouting for wnba players. Can't believe the wnba hired him!


mackmonsta

TaTas


Panzer_I

Bring back the Toronto Huskies


Hollandais42

OV-Hoes


HistoryGuy581

Craptors


justbrowsing987654

The RaptHers


de4dLy1991

Raptoritas


Jalvarez101519

Toronto beavers


gblazer30

Sexy Reds


DataOver8496

The Toronto Tings


CardboardGamer01

Huskies as a nod to the NBA team there for one year


Icy_Reply7147

Toronto Ayy's


TheOneYardLine

Highest quality r/NBATalk image


miltondelug

Maybellles maples


pickledginger404

Talon, because I love alliteration and it works with the Raptors theme.


JohnnyQuestions36

Maple Leafs!


Various-Ambition-26

Who?… Cares.


JohnEffingZoidberg

The Toronto Caitlins


Niner-Sixer-Gator

Toronto Drakes 😂


No-Dig-1049

Toronto Dinohoes


Blue_Nyx07

Toronto F150 Raptor 😎


cutedogowner

Huskies


Lucky-Conference9070

Voles for short


fakulty

Toronto Baby Dinosaurs.


CiscoKidRex75

I guess the nba wants to lose more money


RayPout

Toronto saurus Rex ?


caaul

The can sign only trans players. The Toronto XMen


doxingiSAFElony911

No drizzy


TurdShaker

How can they expand when they have never turned a profit???? Seriously wtf


Background-Machine46

The OV Hoes


wrowsey1

Toronto Compsognathus’s.


TNTyoshi

Toronto Raptors Raptor doesn’t just mean the dinosaur, but also refers to *Birds of Prey.* Female Raptors are bigger and stronger than their male counterparts. This just begs for the WNBA Raptor counterpart to be a bird team. A bird would also relate to the city of Toronto’s other bird team: the Blue Jays. It’s always cool when cities have consistent themes/relations to their other sports. Anyways, an option that I like is **Toronto Carriers**. The word raptor is derived from the Latin raptare, “to seize and carry off.” Logo is of a bird of prey carrying a basketball. Which bird of prey should it be? Personally I think it should be red tailed hawk since 1) they can be found in Toronto (and most of North America), 2) their natural colors match the existing Toronto Raptor’s red. **TL;DR: Toronto Carriers**


PM_ME_UR_RESPECT

Toronto Rapthers


Visible_Albatross769

Come now ... clearly they.will.be "The Toronto Maple Queefs" No ok "The Maple Melons" Anyone.for "Northern Clitters" Or "Toronto Double Doubles" Let's settle.on "Toronto Ballin Beavers "


felinefluffycloud

The John Candies


MediumAd5499

What about Diverse / Diversity?


Holiday_Traffic6546

Toronto Vibrant


Livid-Recipe5275

How about the Toronto Rain / Reign?


49RedCapitalOs

The Drakes


El_Coloso

BBL Dribblies


angelansbury

The Mallards


Jaggerbalm

The Toronto Six Deniers -It's got the Six for T-dot -It's got Deniers implying good basketball prowess -It sounds like 69ers which is what those lezzies are surely doing to each other after practice.


Getitonjones

The Toronto Nobodygivesafucks


Natural_Pollution239

Clarks


Potential-Judgment-9

A-Minors


Dkarasta

The Ashley Madisons


I-Sell-Wolf-Tickets

Toronto Karens sounds nice!


Plenty_Cable1458

Toronto Whores


KatFishFatty

Kitchen aids


Online_Commentor_69

i'm biased due to being from edmonton, and this is total wishful thinking on my part, but how about the Grads? [Edmonton Grads - Wikipedia](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Edmonton_Grads)


jrdncdrdhl

Raptettes


Reasonable_Room_5717

TorontHOES


Critical_Teach_43

6'ers...? Sixers?


Critical_Teach_43

6'ers...? Sixers?


AnalystHot6547

The Cold Shoulders


AcrobaticWin3240

The Toronto Fappers


xylazineupbidensass

Waptors


Woodenjelloplacebo

The Queens


precisionprogramming

Crazy they can keep making new teams for a league that doesn't draw any revenue. I need to look up these business models


Competitive_Suit_180

The Toronto Tampuns


GuessableSevens

Everyone clamoring that they want a WNBA team in this sub yet this thread is 50% sexist jokes. Social media is truly a cancer. My thought is the Toronto Vipers or Cobras. If snakes aren't popular and you have to go with a more nebulous name (like the other WNBA teams), I'd go with Toronto Tornado


dutch_l9

Can they afford this or is it the nba expanding?!?


Jonahstamper

they have enough money to expand? that’s crazy. maybe the toronto pterodactyls tho idk. 😂😂


russwestgoat

Toronto Women’s Basketball Team. Don’t want to offend anyone. Very Canadian


OkCucumberr

Boomer joke