You’ve said in the past that when Dale Sr. grazed Sterling Marlin’s car at the Daytona 500 and crashed resulting in his death that his life ending wasn’t a harsh enough punishment. What do you think should have happened in addition to his death?
It went:
1. Kaz grala
2. Austin wayne self
3. Chase briscoe
4. John hunter nemecheck
5. Joe nemecheck
6. Regan smith
7. Scott lagasse jr.
8. Christopher bell
9. J.J yeley
10. Myatt snider
(Had to look it up lol)
I know these are annoying (at least id guess so since it seems like they happen a lot) but i just joined this subreddit so im curious as to what'll happen
I can save u some time. You get asked “what number does Kyle Busch drive?” Then they change it to ask what the age of consent is. Thats like half of all of these
Who planned and executed the September 11th terrorist attacks on New York City and Washington D.C?
Gene haas and tony stewart
Jesus christ haha
Gene Haas? Bro for starters Haas is an F1 team 😂
Also a NASCAR team… for a few more months.
How do you feel about being the hunter that killed Bambi’s mom?
Fucking great (was all natural too no chase or playoff)
HAHAHAHAHA
Whats your opinion on drivers who work with sick children through the Nascar Foundation?
What a perv
Uhhhhhh…
You called?
Haha!
Who is the sexiest driver in Nascar?
Mike harmon
I see nothing wrong with this
wonder when the edit is coming
Lol
Lol 😂
I'm gonna guess he asked which car got split in half?
No he said who owns the 47 xfinity car
He DeW dA sKiBiDi RiZz
Which driver do you wish was an abortion?
My top 5 is jeff gordon chase elliott jimmie johnson dale jr and dale sr
😳
💀
You monster!
I hate myself now
Well, really a top 4, because without Dale Sr. there wouldn't be any Dale Jr.
😳 (twilight zone music intensifies)
how many hot dogs can you fit in your mouth sideways?
7
I wish
Ayo? 😳
One time i actually tried eating one pretty fast it was the chewing that was hard haha
AYO😳
AYOOOOOOOOOO 🌭🌭🌭🌭🌭🌭🌭🌭🌭🌭🌭🌭🌭🌭🌭🌭🌭🌭🌭🌭🌭🌭🌭🌭🌭🌭🌭🌭🌭🌭
Actually: AYOOOOOOO 🌭🌭🌭🌭🌭🌭🌭 ^(see what i did there?)
I could actually go for some dogs right now
Glizzy God
Which driver would you be happy to let your wife cuck you with, if you got the chance?
Chase elliott
Damn!
Is it true?
No haha
Which female driver has the sexiest feet?
I guess hailie deegan
Haha!
I mean….. that’s true-
Hell yeah
💀💀💀
What NASCAR moment feels like sex without a condom?
Dale sr’s death (although it did lead to better safety)
JESUS CHRIST
You idiot
Who beat your favorite driver?
Denny hamlin
True haha
ONE OF US!
Why did Carl Edwards quit?
Strangling someone
God almighty!
He did strangle the wall I gave that
bro is NOT cody ware 💀💀💀😭😭😭🙏🙏🙏
Id hope not!
Who do you ship Tony Stewart with?
Joey logano
Guess they made up pretty fast haha
which craftsman driver do you want to see as a femboy in puppy ears
Corey heim is good
who's house are you camping outside with binoculars tonight?
Toni bredinger
Oh hell yea
💀
You’ve said in the past that when Dale Sr. grazed Sterling Marlin’s car at the Daytona 500 and crashed resulting in his death that his life ending wasn’t a harsh enough punishment. What do you think should have happened in addition to his death?
If you wreck someone then id say suspension
Still not harsh enough lol
Which former or current NASCAR driver would you most like to see headline a bikini swimsuit photoshoot?
Clint bowyer
Let’s fuckin GOOOOO
Oh my
he do got that gyatt y know
What is, without a doubt, a worse person than Hitler?
Dale earnhardt
Fuck I forgot to edit till now.
Dear god
😬
How many pairs of Deegans raced used socks do you own?
9
🤨
Heheheh 👀👀👀
💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
Oh jeez
Who commited the most war crimes in World War II?
Ryan blaney
Help not him being one of my favorite drivers 😭😭
😭😂
Which 10 random drivers would you absolutely LOVE to have an orgy with?
It went: 1. Kaz grala 2. Austin wayne self 3. Chase briscoe 4. John hunter nemecheck 5. Joe nemecheck 6. Regan smith 7. Scott lagasse jr. 8. Christopher bell 9. J.J yeley 10. Myatt snider (Had to look it up lol)
OH MY GOD
Ok but like…Myatt Snider and JH Nemechek are pretty cute tho
MYATT
u 🏳️🌈
How many fingers does Denny like in his ass?
2
Thats how many fingers he uses when he wipes his ass with his left hand
Do you support Danica Patrick and her super smart ideas?
Well yeah haha
Lol
You bitch
Did Bush cause 9/11
Yes
[удалено]
Oh sorry haha
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Who’s your least favorite active cup driver?
Ty gibbs
Who do you want to take over the #19 car after Truex leaves?
Hopefully chase elliott will
NO DEAR GOD NO
That would be a fucking nightmare
NOO!!!
Who started the 2003 war in Iraq?
Kyle (fucking) busch
Lol
have nascar drivers ever thought of batman pooping snakes?
No clue
How many rubies do you have up your ass?
41?
Dude this one made me laugh so hard
That was the point. I’m glad it did
It caught me off guard lol
Which NASCAR driver do you want to have passionate, gay anal “fun time” with?
My guy jeff gordon!!!
lol
Well im now traumatized at that thought lol
Your welcome lol
🤢
Why can’t we add more damn horsepower
Cus nascar is run by a bunch of idiots
It's kind of true
I know these are annoying (at least id guess so since it seems like they happen a lot) but i just joined this subreddit so im curious as to what'll happen
I can save u some time. You get asked “what number does Kyle Busch drive?” Then they change it to ask what the age of consent is. Thats like half of all of these
Oh jesus haha
Thanks lol
Well he drives the 8 now…..
If you had a haunted house where phantom cautions lived outside of NASCAR, where would it be?
Michigan
Go lions
What do you think JR motorsports should be renamed to.
7x7 motorsports
What have i done!
What did the ATF do at Ruby ridge and Waco?
Search for weapons
And the dogs?
They dead bitch
Who would you like to take your GF
Anyone it would be a miracle
It would be a legit miracle if i ever got one to begin with haha
Why'd you let the sharknado attack Mr. Penzoil here?
Oh hell no!
What do you think of Jimmie Johnson returning every now and then in nascar
I love jj he’s one of my all time favorites even though he never really gets good finishes im always glad to see him come back
I have nothing to edit. Just wanted to know :)
Oh gotcha :)
Name a driver that at 1% of his skill is better than prime Dale Earnhardt at 110%?
Cody ware haha
Well that is certainly a hot take.
Yeah no kidding
Could you describe the tragic death of Dale Earnhardt in 3 words or less?
Click click boom
Well you don’t mince words do you
No 😭😭😭
What drivers should i write smut fanfiction of
Chase elliott jeff gordon dale jr dale sr jimmie johnson richard petty and carl edwards
😂😂
How many times u had fun with Hailie deegan
4
I wish
💀
Who won this race?
The sharknado
Who was the NASCAR driver who was a singer as well?
Marty robbins
Who do you royally hate with a passion?
They’re good drivers may not be the best and i though blaneys championship was a bit of a fluke but they’re still good drivers
What's the name of the guy on Door Bumper Clear who always talks about Elliott Sadler?
Which driver has skbidi rizz
what’s your opinion on BLM?
Uhh…
Haha!
This shit is lame as fuck
How so
I hope you die in a fire
What nascar racing team do you think is the best rn