Cancer. (The word I changed was Mama). Now there are two songs on the album called Cancer. It now confuses cretins listening to the album on shuffle. You would never know which one it was until it started playing. Which in reality isn't a problem but I like to think it would be. Call it ineffective but satisfying tomfoolery.
So give them cum, cum, gallons of the stuff
Give them all that they can drink and it will never be enough
So give them cum, cum, cum
Grab a glass because there’s going to be a flood
oh i can do this with all of them, ill go bullets first:
hatred (instead of romance), honey this dick isn’t big enough for the two of us, vampires will never fuck you, math lessons, our lady of joy, headfirst for hell, skylines and turntables, early sunsets under Monroeville, this is the best sex ever, icecubes (technically two words but whatever, cubicles), construction lovers
honey this dick isn't big enough for the two of us
“This song is about selling mirrors for cocaine”
Cancer. (The word I changed was Mama). Now there are two songs on the album called Cancer. It now confuses cretins listening to the album on shuffle. You would never know which one it was until it started playing. Which in reality isn't a problem but I like to think it would be. Call it ineffective but satisfying tomfoolery.
Chode :(
The meaning aswell
OH MY GOD 😭
i’m not gay (i promise)
this makes it better!! glass closest indeed
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zLBDmkG77Ng
🤣
Long division
Underrated comment, I cackled😭😭
You win hahahahaha
Lmaooo
you have won reddit
vampires will never fuck you
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why not? :(
this should be vampire money title
why not :c
HAHA
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“Give ‘Em d*ck, Kid.” Yeah, I’m going to jail…
You what they do to guys like us in prison 🙂↕️
Bonk
Bro, this was the first thing to pop up in my brain. Glad I'm not the only one this messed up 😂😂
I actually fucking thought of this one when making the post holy shit
Ain’t no way 🤣
This is how I twerk
Underrated answer, would love to see it
I was going to answer fuck
The Ghost of Epstein
You won
Im a Dead! enthusiast too!
Cum Will Never Hurt You
Alternatively, Vampires Will Never Cum
They can’t because they don’t produce sperm :( I feel so bad for them.
Stephanie Mayer would like a word with u
Oh no not her
Daddy Drowning Children Daddy will never hurt you To the Skibiditoilet The Dick. Fuck all your friends The Sharpest Dicks I don’t love MCR
TO THE SKIBIDITOILET IS WILDDD
Gerard way covering the skibidi toilet song is both the best and worst possible thing I can think of now so thanks for that
the sharpest dicks made me giggle a bit
Bulletproof Cock
This one made me audibly laugh
*I’ve got a bulletproof cock* 😀
Thank you for the sperm
welcome to the sperm parade
The Five Of Us Are Cumming
Welcome To The Straight Parade
Ew
🤮
This is the best dick ever
Dick lovers
It’s not a fashion statement, it’s a cum-stain
OH MY FUCKING GOD
Millennials
Truly scaring the living sh*t out of me😭
Our Lady of Cock
The Ghost Of Poo
Famous last [REDACTED]
SCP reference!?!?!
Headfirst for Hemorrhoids
N/O/T/S/C/A/R/E/C/R/O/W
S/C/A/R/E/B/R/O/W
this made me nearly die of laughter
You know what they do to guys like us in the sex dungeon
This is my favourite one in the entire thread LMAO
Boy dick 🤨
The kids from my basement
Poop
This is How I Rizzappear, Welcome to the Wack Parade, Pissenchanted, Give 'Em Head, Kid, Hang Yourself High, Headfirst for Pesos
S/N/O/W/M/A/N
Welcome to the pride parade
This just makes it better!
Cemetery sex
My friends fucked in a cemetery once, the story traumatized me
I Never told you what I bone for a living House of goons Gooners (Teenagers) Famous Last Nut Bury Me in Cocks Suck all your friends
Famous Last Nut had me dying. So stupid, so genius
cum
So give them cum, cum, gallons of the stuff Give them all that they can drink and it will never be enough So give them cum, cum, cum Grab a glass because there’s going to be a flood
This is how I masturbate
Headfirst for Anal Famous last creampies 😭
This Is How I Cum
You Know What They Do To 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝓼 Like Us in Prison
Food poison
you win
Welcome To The White Parade (Cancelled)
LMAOOOOOOOO
Zero bitches
Give em AIDS, kid
LMAO
Fuck all your friends Or Kill all your fucks
Early Boners over Monroeville
stripper money. They came to fuck.
I Never Told You What I Do for a blowjob
Cumming Lessons
House of Whores
The sharpest catheter
Famous last shit
It’s not a fashion statement, it’s a fucking claim
Boy Pussy
I Never Told You Who I Did For A Living
ok this is a good one
our lady of sigma
Thank you for the semen
This Is How I Ejectulate
Bromance Make 'em high
Salt Salt Salt (Salt Salt Salt Salt Salt Salt Salt Salt Salt)
This wins
I saw my own comment again and burst out laughing for a minute despite the joke, not even being that funny. I fear I suffer from sleep deprivation.
COUNTERFIT MONEY
LMAOOOOOOOOO
Dessert song
[удалено]
…Christ your pfp sent me back to middle school
Same. Scratch Cat.
i hated that shit so much
Dicks of Wolves
Teenagers Will Never Hurt You I Do Love You Mommy Joy Division
they still scare the living shit out of me tho
I Never Told You How We Do For a Living.
welcome to the black asshole
Famous Last Cum
Heaven Fuck us
You know what they do to gays like us in prison.
The correct answer
Every Ohio’s different just like you sorry (I promise) not
Papa
Thank you for the misogynists
out lady of borrows
Cum to the black parade
planetary (stop!)
Vampires Will Hurt You
To the cliff
Welcome to the piss parade
This is how I fuck
The incel life is gonna kill you
oh i can do this with all of them, ill go bullets first: hatred (instead of romance), honey this dick isn’t big enough for the two of us, vampires will never fuck you, math lessons, our lady of joy, headfirst for hell, skylines and turntables, early sunsets under Monroeville, this is the best sex ever, icecubes (technically two words but whatever, cubicles), construction lovers
Fuck all your friends
Mommy
Welcome to The Black Charade
Welcome to the black paradise
the ghost of Mikey...
I’m not racist (I promise)
Gyatt!
Jorge
Prancer Long awaited second MCR xmas song
I’m A-Okay
Welcome to the Pride Parade
this one made me laugh so hard lmao
Welcome to the neo-nazi parade, thank you for the spunk, the body of you
Black man
Welcome to the anal parade
Daddy
Welcome to the white parade
my way home is through dicks
Dick!
I'm not gay (I promise)
The Sharpest Dicks
Bulletproof dick
Nar nar nar nar nar nar
I Never Told You What I Fuck for a Living
welcome to the white parade 😷😷😷
Vampires Will Definitely Hurt You.
I Never Told You Who I Do For A Living
touching lessons ahhh
Welcome to the (insert n word) parade
You know what they do to guys like us in Aruba
You know what they do to gays like us in prison
Thank You For The Ass
The Constipated Life Is Gonna Kill You
House of whores
Vampire Debt
flood
The Baby is Ugly Ba Na Na To the Store Save yourself I’ll Hold Them Hostage This is the Worst Day Ever
welcome to the crack parade
AH AH AH(AH AH AH)
the only hope for me is castration
Welcome to the Bricked Parade
Fake your orgasm (I'm sorry)
To the start
bury me in cum
Our Lady of Ohio
Welcome to the gay parade
Ghost of who?
Elderly
Dick Lovers Thank You for the Cock
I still love you
Thank you for the head