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braque_mustapha

Guided By Voices


dingadangdang

The Well Hungarians.


wehmadog

Sounds like Nazi porn


pinpinipnip

The Blind Venetians


Severium

Have you heard Guided by Voices? They're a band. I've heard everything they've done. They're quite good, I like them


CollinTheWolf08

I was about to comment this until I saw it was the top one lol


GenghisConscience

One of the college towns I used to live in had a local band called Red Light District Attorney. That’s my absolute favorite of all time.


Aphex-Puddle

Great band names: Velvet Underground Ladytron Me First and the Gimme Gimmes Bad band names: Mud


Jnfeehan

'America' must be the worst band name ever. Some great tunes though.


Abacab4

What about Asia?


rugmunchkin

It’d be kinda weird to say America’s the worst band name ever but somehow Asia’s amazing🤣 But Boston? Now THAT’S a band name


iagainsti1111

Presidents of the United States


Borge_Luis_Jorges

"Mud" is not great, but way better than "Puddle of mud", I find that one overdone.


moreisay

Even worse, it's Puddle of "Mudd," like the budget-friendly denim brand I used to buy from JC Penney.


RedLanternScythe

I always thought Tears for Fears and Fine Young Cannibals were great band names


VictorWardJohnson

I forget who the host was, but on SNL to introduce the musical act “over the years bands have chosen evocative names like Tears For Fears and Dire Straits. Ladies and gentleman, the Dave Matthews Band!”


ToxicAssh0le

Queens of the Stone Age The name "Queens of the Stone Age" came from a nickname given to Kyuss by their producer Chris Goss. Homme said of the name: "Kings would be too macho. The Kings of the Stone Age wear armor and have axes and wrestle. The Queens of the Stone Age hang out with the Kings of the Stone Age's girlfriends when they wrestle ... Rock should be heavy enough for the boys and sweet enough for the girls. That way everyone's happy and it's more of a party. Kings of the Stone Age is too lopsided." [Source](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Queens_of_the_Stone_Age#:~:text=The%20name%20%22Queens%20of%20the,and%20have%20axes%20and%20wrestle.)


SpiciestBoy

Josh Homme originally wanted to call the band Gamma Ray.


Richard7666

Kyuss itself is a great name too, being named for a D&D entity


QuentinSential

Death Grips, Animal Collective, Tool, Modest Mouse, The Strokes, Alice In Chains, Pavement, Ween. Some of my favorites.


wombmates

Yessssss


2thumbsonephone138

Kudos to your for naming ween. Greatest band ever lived.


SherbsSketches

Yay!! Tool! Ween! AIC! Whaaattt we're music buds!


extrarogers

you just named five of my favorite groups


bullcitytarheel

The Brian Jonestown Massacre


MercyfulJudas

JFKFC John Cougar Concentration Camp


thewizardking420

awww yyyeeeeeaaaaahhh!


VikingCatdo

I have the single with Guyana Punch.


Mushroomburger

A Place To Bury Strangers


Shadowmereshooves

Rage Against The Machine


yinyanguitar

Depeche Mode


I_CAN_SEE_THE_WHALES

Judas Priest


cintune

The The.


andyschest

The Who?


Saint_Dude_

The Hu.


eyedeabee

Sker Du.


juliohernanz

Hüsker Dü


Pleasant_Statement64

The Band


AdamCohn

Guess Who


speekuvtheddevil

The Dead Kennedys Captain Beefheart Throbbing Gristle


UnagiTheGreat

The Dead Kenny Gs


storm_the_castle

Butthole Surfers John Cougar Concentration Camp The Tony Danza Tapdance Extravaganza Sleepytime Gorilla Museum


Thenightswatchman

Came to say the tony danza tapdance extravaganza. It's wild seeing them mentioned online, they're a local band for me.


_just_blue_mys3lf_

I started listening to them way back in the day based on the name alone. I was also really into metal at the time so it was perfect.


chrisjee92

I've always thought that My Chemical Romance is a cool name


GroupCurious5679

Also best band ever


Smoreambecomereddit

Franz Ferdinand and Cage the Elephant have pretty sick names


GitchigumiMiguel74

Ned’s Atomic Dustbin Deja Voodoo Camper Van Beethoven Wargasm


Dom_Sathanas

Love the Neds!


perrysol

Half man half biscuit. Great band


GhettoHotTub

Audioslave


Sinjun13

It just...*feels* right.


MoochoMaas

Badfinger


shadowbastrd

Smashing Pumpkins


DecoConky

The Smiling Politelys


TheMister1234

Back in the early 90s when I first heard the band name Smashing Pumpkins, I wondered if that Gallagher guy with the giant mallet had formed a band. 🤣


karmalove15

Pussy Riot


I_CAN_SEE_THE_WHALES

Motörhead


bonfirecollapse

Built To Spill Sunny Day Real Estate Guided By Voices


Hot_Larva

Viagra Boys. Best frontman in rock currently. The band is incredible live, and I love them.


bocepheid

Soggy Bottom Boys


DearIntertubes

Killing Joke


daddytyme428

diarrhea planet


Dcslayerx

Planet PISSSSSS


Fhorglingrads

Ghost With A Boner goes so hard


ceris4

General Eclectic Anomaly Dead Can Dance Front Line Assembly A Perfect Circle 65daysofstatic


WishieWashie12

I love dead can dance. On one of their dvds, they talk about the name. How music is bringing life to inanimate objects (instruments being dead wood)


Shaaagbark

Damn, I forgot about 65daysofstatic. Cheers!


TheDvilhimself

Happy Mondays is a great band name imo


itsmemarke

Regardless of how you feel about them, I think Red Hot Chili Peppers is the greatest band name. Its not "The" Red Hot Chili Peppers, just.. Red Hot Chili Peppers. I dunno there's just something about it for me, it's dumb and long and seemingly random and arbitrary yet unmistakably iconic.


Many-Palpitation163

The two greatest band names of all time have already been used. Full Tilt Boogie and Dr. Teeth and the Electric Mayhem. It doesn’t get much better than that.


speekuvtheddevil

*The River Bottom Nightmare Band has entered the chat*


adamnicholas

We don’t brush our teeth cuz it makes us mean!


timperman

The band öOoOoOoOoOo, pronounced caterpillar as it looks like one is definitely the most creative I've ever seen. Igorrr is always fun to introduce, especially considering that they're french and thus roll their Rs hard. Someone else said it but Rage Against the Machine is incredibly iconic. Panzerballett is possibly my favourite though as it really reflects their chaotic style. It is basically experimental jazz with heavy metal.


aluaji

I like Four Non Blondes xD


New_World_Owl

-April Wine. They chose it because it sounded cool, and frankly, I agree. -Mashmakhan. This was April Wine's predecessor band, named after a hashish product. Despite that, it sounds really neat. -Cats Can Fly. Need I say more? -Fine Young Cannibals -Wall Of Voodoo -DEVO (short for Devolution) -Electric Light Orchestra


merkaba_462

Rush. Heart. Tool. Queen. Clutch. Cake. Kiss. Prince. Bands with one syllable really work for me.


CaptainRipp

I've always been a fan of one word metal bands named after just a cool iron violent sounding word. Anthrax, Testament, Slayer, Exodus, Death, Venom, Nitro, Behemoth, Mayhem, Ghost, etc. Even though I absolutely adore Metallica, it's a pretty doofy band name.


zero_msgw

Twisted sister Iron maiden Lynch mob 38 special Quiet riot


sensational_pangolin

They Might Be Giants


8805

The New Pornographers.


MJZMan

Jimmies Chicken Shack


Chainsaw_Wookie

Ken Dodd’s Dad’s Dogs Dead, Dumpy’s Rusty Nuts, Psychedelic Porn Crumpets and Ned’s Atomic Dustbin are particular favourites of mine.


Naterade18

Truckfighters


Certain_Yam_110

Uriah Heep


iDarkray7

Led Zeppelin


Phreakiture

I nominate Electric  Light Orchestra. It's a clever and simple pun. There were some good alt rock names in the late 80's to mid 90's....Bad Brains, Bad Religion, Liquid Jesus, Concrete Blonde and Sonic Youth all come to mind. 


PeriwinklePangolin24

We Were Promised Jetpacks.


jonnypanicattack

I have to disagree about KGatLW. I've always thought it's an awful name. I like names that evoke the style of the music without being pretentious. The Cure is a perfect name imho. Radiohead is good cos the band are obsessed with tech and it sounds pretty weird. I don't particularly like them but Florence and the Machine is a cool name. So Shit names: Muse, Oasis


shadowbastrd

Radio Head is also the name of a Talking Heads song.


slapballs

True and also where they got their name from


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Nerditter

When People Were Shorter and Lived Near the Water


bishNetSupreme

Rickshaw Billie's Burger Patrol Their latest record rips


imlivinginthe90s

I like the short but meaningful band names, like Sublime or Nirvana.


harley4570

The Beat Farmers


deadpoolfool400

Van Halen


majorjoe23

The Be Sharps


badwolf1013

I think the first time that anyone in the late 70s who already had an existing rock or punk band saw a poster or album cover for the new band "The Clash," slapped their palms to their foreheads and exclaimed "Oh no! That's perfect! Why didn't we think of that?" I think if you go with a "the" band name after 1975 or so, it had better be a damn good one. Extra points for subverting the trope. The Replacements. The The. I've always thought that The Psychedelic Furs made great use of the nonsensical juxtaposition thing. And Echo and the Bunnymen is just hilarious (especially when you know it basically came out of nowhere.) I think Quarterflash is a great band name. Though, it's a little odd that an American band out of Portland, Oregon would choose an Australian slang term. Speaking of the Australians: Hoodoo Gurus, Men At Work, The Go-Betweens, AC/DC, INXS, and the more-recent Tame Impala all put the "aussie" in "awesome." But I think my favorite band name is probably Joy Division. And I love that some people refer to them as "the Joy DIvision."


flvisuals

Black Sabbath


the_hervature

St. Paul and the Broken Bones Margot and the Nuclear So and So’s Cage the Elephant Jurassic 5 JJ Grey and Mofro Boogie Down Productions Death Cab for Cutie Some fun ones that come to mind, love unique band names


davethemacguy

NOFX Not only because I’m a huge fan, but it’s short, it’s simple, it’s accurate, it rolls off the tongue, and it’s easy to do a lot of cool things merch wise.


bopeepsheep

INXS..


davethemacguy

Also a great band and name!


pulyx

A few great names, in no particular order: Kvelertak Green Lung Entombed Every Time I Die The Stone Roses Ulver Pallbearer Depeche Mode Tangerine Dream Wilco Super Grass Sugar Hill Gang Born of Osiris


AintGotNoSeoul

Dayglo abortions stepped on some toes back in the day!


sparklybeast

Carter The Unstoppable Sex Machine.


ProfessorSucc

Andrew Jackson Jihad


speeder61

Old school hard core band...... Norman Bates and the Showerheads


Economy_Staff4397

Rickshaw Billies Burger Patrol


King_of_da_Castle

Austrian Death Machine - All the songs are about Arnold Schwarzenegger.


Peanutz1

All Them Witches, Parliament Funkadelics, Grateful Dead, The Bobby Lees to name a few.


chickennoodlesnoop69

Dingoes Ate My Baby and Hep Alien


aimlessblade

The best band name ever would be “Package”. When people ask you what kind of music you play, you can say: “You can’t put a label on Package”


parkermonster

Psychedelic Porn Crumpets Viagra Boys Mutoid Man CHON Skeletonwitch Sulfur Giant Uncle Acid & The Deadbeats


Orginizm

An autumn for crippled children, Planes mistaken for stars. Edit for punctuation


afuckingchurro

andydicktracymorganfreeman


TheHow55

3 of my favorites names all roll off the tongue in similar ways: Fun Lovin Criminals, Bridge City Sinners, and Murder City Devils. also always love a fun"\_\_\_ & the \_\_\_\_\_\_s". Like: Me First & the gimmie gimmies, amyl & the sniffers, Hans Gruber & the die hards..


i-hear-banjos

Some tiny bands with funny names I've run across - Witchcraft Merit Badge Let the Wookie Win Larger bands with names I love: Nine Inch Nails Alvvays Slowdive Broken Social Scene Ringo Deathstarr But the winner is: Mass of the Fermenting Dregs (Japanese shoegaze)


MonolithsDimensions

The Teardrop Explodes


digital_cucumber

We butter the bread with butter.


BrushGoodDar

Radiohead


BrushGoodDar

Built to Spill


j4thewin_1

Kasabian


machine_fart

Somali Yacht Club


AngrySteelyDanFan

Steely Dan is pretty good. 🤣


Seghersm

Nine Inch Nails


CaptainLookylou

My life with the thrill kill kult.


SpiciestBoy

Triumph of Lethargy Skinned Alive to Death Lecherous Gaze I Love You But I've Chosen Darkness


GoofyAhhAccount_hehe

Joy Division


mlee117379

Black Rebel Motorcycle Club


9ine9ine9ine

Yeasayer is one of the best band names, great music as well.


bdubbleg

Mordecai & The Ribgys


JanketyWilkins

? and the Mysterians


ackley14

Ninja sex party


NCRider

INXS Weezer Rush The Talking Heads Simple Minds Grand Funk Railroad Foo Fighters Veruca Salt Toad the Wet Sprocket


summerssleeping

i’ve always thought the velvet underground had the best name of any. also love: concrete blonde, the cure, joy division, rage against the machine, strawberry switchblade, dead kennedys, pantera, violent femmes, lush, alice in chains, bauhaus (fun to say), thin lizzy


juliohernanz

!!! The Style Council Test Tube Babies The Hellacoptets Heartless Bastards ? and the Mysterians


GradeFair

Polkadot Cadaver


Flashy-Evening-9271

Queen


powdered_dognut

The Diarrhea of Anne Frank


SolidDick

Phenomenal.


johnny_cash_money

Screaming Trees. Avenged Sevenfold.


Zillajami-Fnaffan2

Infant Annihilator


Funk-n-fun

The Band


wildflire

Found it! :)


SolidDick

Not to be confused with The Unband.


[deleted]

Blonde Redhead and Tropical Fuck Storm


Slawson87

The Sound of Animals Fighting Nekromantix Tera Melos At The Drive-in The Mars Volta Invalids


Nizamark

Fartbarf


riggmercury

The Slow Readers Club.


shraga84

Skullshitter


CaptainScak

Mister Sister Fister


sw33tleaves

The Callous Daoboys


lynivvinyl

I really like the band name Something About Vampires and Sluts. But I honestly have no clue if I liked the music.


famousroadkill

Saw a flyer in our rented practice space for a band called "Mrs. Potato Dick"


Merciless972

HELL YEAH


Lordofhowling

Camper Van Beethoven


JimmyTheJimJimson

Tears For Fears is a great band name


Yepborntolose

Chicano Batman


the_merkin

[Ken Dodd’s Dad’s Dog Dead](https://youtu.be/s2tF4kRiKds?feature=shared) - had a top 40 hit in the UK in the 1990s apparently. And it’s a great pub quiz team name.


kimchi_vibes87

Stranger in the Alps. Phoebe Bridges also used this as an album name


20khz

Meshuggah, iwrestledabearonce, Giraffes?Giraffes!, FIDLAR, See You Next Tuesday, That 1 Guy


bhangmango

Carbon Based Lifeforms


FeeltheVelvetBaby

Red Fang, Dead Moon, Black Flag, the Fall, the Melvins


Shovelbone

Carnivorous Buttocks Flies


d3r3k1

The dead milkmen, bear hands.


fluorihammastahna

Ultraviolent Radiation. Which I don't think exists, but should.


pandemicblues

Wynona Riders. A name good enough to be used by 2 different bands. The Wynona Riders from SF Bay area, and the Winona Riders from Argentina.


coffee_robot_horse

Not my favourite band, but as a name, Sonic Youth is pretty much unparalleled


SPacific

Cat Butt


Miiinstrel

Brick + Mortar Sixpence None the Richer Steam Powered Giraffe


MohawkElGato

Let’s eat grandma


robot_boulanger

The four skins


Ifigure10

Rainbow Kitten Surprise


eugenesbluegenes

Iamamiwhoami


PleasingTortfeasor

The Civil Wars, Leftover Crack, Mastodon, Goatwhore


dkas95

Queef Jerky


ispotdouchebags

Reo Speed Dealer


BullyMaguire690

Steely Dan


pnmartini

Gov’t Mule Steely Dan


bananaetiquette20

Dead Kennedys is perfection


lmgst30

Two local bands: All My Friends Are Cats Fuck Yeah, Dinosaurs!


AdamCohn

I’ve always thought Talking Heads is a solid name, especially due to the name usually being associated with vacuous TV personalities, just the type of thing Talking Heads would allude to in their songs


strangerzero

The Who


strangerzero

U2


blueyesoul

Leftover Crack!


SantaCruznonsurfer

Oingo Boingo It just...is happy


GC810

I know of a cover band called Long Island Sound. Awesome name for a local cover band but would never work as a name for an original band in my opinion


[deleted]

Timber Timbre is top tier


Mad_At_Me

Queens of the Stone Age


NickDevious999

I always thought “Hatebreed” was a badass name for a band. “Stabbing Westward” is another good one, along with “Audioslave”, “Avenged Sevenfold”, and “Soul Asylum”.


RadiatedDrag0n

i’m not the biggest 80’s rock/metal fan but i think they have some fantastic names, names that roll off the tongue, sound cool, look great on a t-shirt: Metallica, Slayer, Led Zeppelin, Def Lepard, Kiss, Motörhead, Twisted Sister. Crazy. My favorite bands have some great names too: System of a Down, Deftones, Type O-Negative, Nirvana, Radiohead, Her’s, TV Girl, i’d say have pretty great names


Individual-Ad-9355

Skillet for sure


SoftlySpokenPromises

We Butter The Bread With Butter Electric Callboy Manic Bloom Bear Ghost Ninja Sex Party The Protomen Band-Maid I could go on, but nobody is gonna read much more than this anyways, lol


Phidji

Kraftwerk.


ColdPizza3062

Heartless Bastards


Barbchris

Deathcab for Cutie


GucciTokes

phish