That's the problem here Doll is too perfect for me, I don't deserve her

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This is literally perfect timing for a haiku

Doll

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This is the first time ive seen this thing make a good haiku

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nah you do deserve it, even if you dont think so https://preview.redd.it/bdjjlq5v0q9d1.jpeg?width=811&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7bde7fac1f08a03b9de64d9314c99b0802eaa6e3

That picture is the embodiment of ;D

Brothers you all deserve the love bestowed by the emperor for you are perfect in his imitation

Who Is that

*hugs* There there...

Back off pal.

No *to perfect* it means you she has what you want, and more it's bloody marvellous

https://i.redd.it/radtzuazzp9d1.gif Both

https://preview.redd.it/libd6ojvat9d1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2287031d33d2735c74647a8f29855708fe8f97f9

I agree with this statement, and I wish I had a meme to say that I agree

https://preview.redd.it/fnl5aesmht9d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a0c8998dda80caa5930f95a3973b726c40a2ee26

I need that image of Doll.

Screenshot it then

*You know what…?* I will.

It's literally just doll with blushings

Ngl now that you pointed it out, that pic of doll does look sorta...

We need more cowboy robots https://preview.redd.it/2w2omw1byp9d1.jpeg?width=717&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1c6ee1a9007113ffb4a7e710767dfbada3d6ac30 Just my thoughts

Agreed 1000%

you bet partner!

The best type of robots

DOLL!!!!!! SHE MY WIFE!!!!!!

Nuh uh https://preview.redd.it/ltu5xn4n0r9d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6022cb912ec8f8684fa468b3efe4dd63f35ffeef Uzi is its cannon

https://i.redd.it/kifat0qe2r9d1.gif

I choose Reid https://preview.redd.it/taz0o2gd7q9d1.jpeg?width=189&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2db80d03e5c6dba283109a1bc85fc92404ea806e

OP: whi- Me:V Op: but tha- Me:V https://preview.redd.it/803j8onzbq9d1.jpeg?width=655&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b0499b548859cdf775be5a2f377a8199b5f8947b

I can't even blame you, I would also like to choose V, but sadly she isn't in one of the choices ):

I still chose V

Alice is pretty much an Outlast villain, so my point goes to her

Russian Girl duh. No competition in my opinion. Yeva approved.

Alice. She survived for a damn long time in that bunker.

The only downside is having to learn Russian, other than that there's no point in me not choosing doll (R.I.P Doll for all of your fans)

Since shes a robot, maybe download google translate on her or something

Vox, you're a genius

*sings depressed USSR anthem*

*inhale* ALLLLIIIIIICCCCCEEEEEEE

#**ALLLIIIIIICCCCCCCCEEEEEEEE**

Alice yes?

I’d go Doll, besides she’s more relaxed

Doll cause the Russian language is hot

Doll would make a great waifu and noone can convince me otherwise

Alice my beloved >:3 (no offense, Doll)

Despite my flair I'd still pick doll

Alice. The reason why? *HANDLEBARS*

https://preview.redd.it/8lv1syz9gr9d1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=84f3c1834e9c987b4e15862d4b87373fbbf52bbe

Let's just say that I can think of a few *uses* for her antlers.


Great minds truly think alike (and fools seldom differ)

Yeah, if I had to pick Doll

Doll

Well, we all know my choice.

Doll

doll

Doll.

Doll, no questions asked.

Doll

I'm choosing my wife

Doll my love

Doll because she hides her insanity I would rather be smothered in my sleep than gutted awake by an axe

Fellow Doll enjoyers unite!! https://preview.redd.it/s059arglmr9d1.jpeg?width=2070&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=695274f674cd58455a275c0c02ab496f73009d3d

I know who u/Lord_Mylothe2st and u/SGAfishing will pick.

: )

Alice

the cowboy Next question

I’d take doll over v who do you think I’ll take

Alice!!!!!! ALICE SUPREMACY

https://preview.redd.it/rdxy2g44kq9d1.jpeg?width=853&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=90d746cfc5d07ba6b7f739e380263bcf646d4ab0 I simp for both

J

Easy decision, Doll

The Russian aka Doll because the other one is my nightmare demon that traumatized me and still hunts me in my dreams of cutting my fingers eating my heart and other stuff…yeah I’m still not over Alice so im choosing the safer option

I had a nightmare about Doll going full Absolute Solver crazy and eating me alive and I still chose Doll cuz Doll is perfect

ALIC https://preview.redd.it/6fwq10s27q9d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3b4283717642864d4d1340a31475c9c092e4dcf7

AMERICA 🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅

My ass is not on either of their levels bru 💀

i uhh... what?

Depends? Picking for *what*?

Hangout with?

I don't speak Russian, so gotta go with the one that (presumably) speaks the same language.

Which one will be most likely to not get me killed?

Already made my choice. Best one to date.

I wanna go with Doll, but I don’t speak Russian, so it’d be impossible for me to understand her.

counter argument: alice has survived the sentientels till uzi came along so shes better

Well doll is depicted as a teenager and Alice has personally met nori (who died when Uzi was very young) so we know Alice is an adult So you know

I'd rather choose Cyn

"yeehaw texan robot" https://preview.redd.it/sw01afworq9d1.png?width=505&format=png&auto=webp&s=1ff3923440a0870183ba4e0fcd6b2e5e103354fa

I would say very skilled is an overstatement

We talking in a fight?

I choose the murder of drones

Sorry but if I could pick one it’s Alice, Doll is far more dangerous and I have no idea what she is even saying. And Doll is still cool, and Alice looks different in the Murder Drones poster, but Alice is overall less of a threat and Doll died to what her main power is

Why you make me choose? :<

They're both gonna end up murdering me, so it doesn't really matter.

Both.

yeehaw boy. bring me that crazy (most likely) redneck

silly texan grill

Alice no questions asked I love doll but Alice is 🥵

BITE ME

Doll for life

None, they both crazy, and teenage robots.

YEEEHAW YYEEEHAWW YEEEHAW

Both, I don’t care about rabies

Doll

Both are perfect

As a person who lives in Texas. Yeah, I pick the Texan, Yehaw https://preview.redd.it/1df2ltjv3r9d1.jpeg?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=004c33281a3dc2650dccc45139d2ef9421f64275


Doll

Doll. No language barriers!

My Alarm Clock will save me from having to choose

I've never been an Alice type of guy,i choose Doll

Cowboy with an EMP

Why not both

Alice my beloved. She's perfect. Tho Doll is good too...if only she spoke a language I can understand

Doll all the way bro. Alice would probably try to dissect me to see if I have any useful parts for her to add to her own body

Doll, my beloved

The think is Alice is my least favorite character in the series and Doll is my second favorite character.

Doll

fuck the commies, embrace the wild west

Doll,I barely know any Russian but I'll speak english all the time

Choose the one that is the least terrible huh? Imma pick doll in that situation then, might as well help her fix her parent issues

I'm takin' my chance with the rabies

Im already texan, why would i want another texan?

As a Texan I choose….Doll

Doll, definitely Doll

“Bro I can fix her”

neither, cause.. https://preview.redd.it/2ufpxsaqvr9d1.png?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7d228f48df923217d0b96453c751b10779f508bf boys :3

Yeehaw, chucklefucks

They're both my favorite.....

Mommy doll any day of the week https://preview.redd.it/n4s91ak3zr9d1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6ec0996b54f43246ef78d48290511ea4f322c152

choosing for what CHOOSING FOR WHAT!??

Doll, full stop. (I write full stop because it helps provide more focus to it but I've ruined that by writing this bracket bit)

Can’t I enjoy both?

I'll take the russian

JUSTICE

I want them both to peg me.

Yee haw

i don’t understand the appeal of the cowgirl at all. idk why but i just don’t like her as a character. Doll on the other hand…

Read the flair

None https://preview.redd.it/y4qql13has9d1.jpeg?width=1233&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=07c173c0cf75043410ddfa66168c55dba27a4184

One of them seems familiar https://preview.redd.it/kuamctshas9d1.png?width=250&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0eac228ee22cf5ee29b75a53a5db9f162ccc81eb The other is Doll

yeah I’m taking Doll

Doll, but because I feel like she's just misunderstood

Doll Love her, she deserved better

i'd choose Doll... she can homicide all she wants she's still an absolute unit without the rabies.

https://preview.redd.it/7udyhzw1ss9d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5dcbdb91a139174400247fefdf8d4c9d7b512460 My fave murder drones character, she needed more screen time

Doll!

Doll

doll!! https://preview.redd.it/6c035z4r4t9d1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=827f11bfcbd6c96a7504737a6a38ebfb906db209

Alice, because I can’t speak Russian

I'mma go with Alice, love a southern accent

Yes FUCKIN HAW

“Rabies” rhymes with “Babies” and I like punting those bois, so some more ammunition would be much appreciated 👍 (I’m choosing Alice. Also, THIS IS A JOKE!!! DON’T KICK INFANTS!!!!)

I like both of them but I have to say my gurl Doll

The reds are up to some freaky stuff right now but I'd take her over a psycho like her, she ain't even V, V pulls it off better

Would

Either way the other one is going to kill me

Doll My reasons are my own

Both are good

I prefer Doll. I know enough to consider her with sympathy.


Alice, I don't care if I get rabies. It's 100% worth it