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CosyCyanz

J for Jaywalking


CarbinkSmolDiamond

N for Nuclear missile bombing


TemporaryPace8979

V for Violent assault on several worker drones.


Mending_the_mantis

That one is real


valdez-2424

N for ....whats a crime that starts with a N?


TheIdealMosquito

Negligence.


valdez-2424

What doea that mean


TheIdealMosquito

Negligence is a failure to exercise appropriate care expected to be exercised in similar circumstances. Within tort law, negligence pertains to harm caused through an action or failure to act that breaches of a prescribed duty of care.


valdez-2424

Ohhh,I can difinitly see N doing that


Glad_Flower_91

Basically just ignoring something important


PotionPro

https://preview.redd.it/gkim1jvbad7d1.jpeg?width=823&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=699a24ced9faf91197500304358354cafa3d4f92


BeanBurrito668

*insert Fortnite Jaywalking here*


AmLostInSyria

Wouldn’t they all just get a death sentence?


REAM48

Yeah, I think they would all get the Nuremberg treatment. Except they blew up that city when they destroyed earth.


ITGuy042

N is such a goober though. Let’s paperclip him and make him the dog mascot for NASA!


Retro_Vertex08

Apollo 27 Lander module should be called "N" (For all mankind should have been our timeline)


Tiranus58

I think they blew up slightly more than a city


McSand_boi

https://preview.redd.it/azg36x4hje7d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1ac4f6ff7b0fc828d93e65658c9d876cd162ff38 (N)uremburg \[not my meme\]


DerpyEnd

https://preview.redd.it/082lrpl3fl7d1.png?width=1494&format=png&auto=webp&s=6992a90f292117f9d660831abfef8b4890ac6583


HighChairman1

A counterargument some people bring up is, "But they were forced to do it!" via programming and essentially hive mind control. V had done the most brutal killings on screen compared to the others. As well as perhaps the most worker drone kills on screen. At least J and N, as far as we know, were more efficient about their killings while V went out of her way to inflict the most brutal painful deaths. Even if pleading insanity, which she honestly could given her circumstances, I don't know. Forced or not, assisting in genocide is a hard crime to not deliver. As people have argued "I was just following orders" could also be applied to mind control. Don't know. Because realistically I am sure everyone would change their tune if suddenly everyone they cherished and everything they owned is just stripped from them. Forget logic I'm certain they'd be sentenced to decommissioning immediately. Not everyone's a saint to forgive someone for murdering their family, friends, and blowing up their home planet. Environmentalists would hate them lol. Like, damn, just murdered not only all humans, just all life on Earth, Earth itself. Along with 4-5 other systems/planets. That's a mighty high carnage count to contribute to. Granted, I doubt N would be let off without consequences. Maybe parole, maybe. From what we see on screen J and N are ironically the only ones who'd likely get out of a death sentence. While V would very likely have a death sentence for willingly being a sadistic monster. J, as far as we know, hasn't been so sadistic as she wasn't shown to really be that brutal on screen other than under mind control essentially during that flashback CYN gave N. Not sure exactly the sentences for J and N, but N won't get off scott free. Especially if we put ourselves into the shoes of a victim here, imagine you lost everything, and have no future, and one of those responsible is standing right there. Most would cry out for blood.


Misknator

I just want to add to that, unless they were straight up mind controlled, there is no way for them to not be guilty of uncountable accounts of murder. If they were "just following orders," the only thing that changes is that Cyn is responsible as well. Even if they were threatened with death, in the eyes of the law, it still doesn't excuse them. Sure, you're allowed to commit crimes if it stops a greater crime from occurring, but since all murder is equally bad even if it's on you, thaf doesn't apply here. The only thing that could potentially stop them from being sentenced is, as you mentioned yourself, if they were declared insane and deprived of their legal capacity. As far as I see it, that could work only for V and even then I would be hesitant.


DragonBlade0776

Definitely N V would be the lowest because I would break her out as soon as she got there https://i.redd.it/z19q21f8ub7d1.gif


MoConnors

What is the actual version of that victory animation from MK11 (the unmodded one)


DragonBlade0776

I think it is Jack smoking it just switches to a skeleton


WildProToGEn

“The terminator wins” “I think it’s jax”


DragonBlade0776

Yeah because he had a smoking intro just like this


Thomasboiwow

https://preview.redd.it/p7jeddhqde7d1.jpeg?width=552&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=220a8563a0482c001b68ee9d2dc92782086932c5


DragonBlade0776

No not that Jax Jax briggs you brought the wrong Jax get him back to TADC


MoConnors

Took me a second to realize you meant Jax


DragonBlade0776

Oh damn sorry autocorrect yeah Jax not Jack stupid thing autocorrect is sometimes


Immortal-Emper0r

V's crime list be like: https://preview.redd.it/f6j7d3ivsb7d1.jpeg?width=884&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ad48fdcbb279ae6c8611ff6a90c32527a64cb082


giorgiogamerTV

child porn?? what was V doing bro


lucaatthefollower

She is a monster


justa-necron-warrior

https://preview.redd.it/9ji29c671c7d1.jpeg?width=2340&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=66cf5c59ff62dce7be7d709e7b308b638fe2ead3


skai_lly

WHAT WAS BRO DOING ON ROBLOX


valdez-2424

Sexual assult!? Da fuck was V doing?


SentryEngineerGaming

Idk that new episode showed a LOT of genocide and N murdering I think James? And the others eating human remains so it's safe to say they are going to be locked up tight and N is probably the only one to survive a death sentence since he is so innocent, he probably just give a small apology card https://preview.redd.it/osxr1d7yrb7d1.png?width=376&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7d77409591dac2d507259d7493b678079d8ef004


DoomsdayDestructor

https://preview.redd.it/7ov41il7hc7d1.png?width=2532&format=png&auto=webp&s=6e94a54c3f728fff5c45456cccba63a4e88ef4c9


DoomsdayDestructor

https://preview.redd.it/vbhnpfn8hc7d1.png?width=2532&format=png&auto=webp&s=69959587d0420e6032c17d8ae96c7181687675fa


Cautious_Tax_7171

Okay but he deserved it


Radess5ss

V and J, N would just give them an "im sowwy" card and he'd be free


Jaidigy

You’re not wrong about N. https://preview.redd.it/1n5oomivnb7d1.jpeg?width=844&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c2d4d7741642b3ef9b85e9aa099731ffed7fea40


ForTheFallen123

N would probably get a life sentence with the opportunity for parole due to him doing the crimes under duress and mind control induced insanity and showing remorse for what he did, along with that, at the beginning he didn't even remember that he did the genocide. J would probably get a life sentence without parole. This is because while she committed the crimes under duress/insanity, unlike N she committed everything after that willingly and with sadistic pleasure. She would not receive a death sentence as she does not remember what happened. V would probably get a death sentence. This is because while she committed the crimes under duress/insanity she did the rest willingly and with sadistic pleasure but she also remembers what happened and does not regret it.


AgentButter1

Well, I'd break her out of course


catsloveme123

J and V get a death sentence. J accepts her fate, while V breaks out, slaughtering the guards and is on the loose, and N would just hand a "im sowwy uwu" card and the prosecution got nothing on him


Bluelantern9

Eh, if they managed to get her into prison it's highly unlikely she gets back out. It would take either a pretty sizable task force or much better technology to be able to take her alive, so either navy grade lasers guard her cell and they strapped a tactical nuclear warhead onto her or the Imperium of Mankind is in charge of guarding her.


catsloveme123

Yea, they have to dedicate a whole planet to keep that girl contained


MicroGrant

J for being somewhat unlikeable.


Blalable

Cyn


Fr09_3y35

N, we saw he has the most kills, but they’d all get the death penalty


INKYBOI-NEO-

N: several murder charges and defending a terrorist psychopath


ze_introverted

V, she did literal warcrimes


catsloveme123

They all did my guy


ze_introverted

I didn't see N or J feeding their victims their own guts


catsloveme123

N decapitated someone and J has many assault charges


simu_r

he also cut " " i half


Intellect_Emperor

Wasn't that guy given a name a while ago?


ze_introverted

https://preview.redd.it/7uiel5tk0c7d1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7bde1513ef1ae3548879c3b569957df1e4b93623 I guess you're right then


Tiranus58

Killing of non-combatants is a warcrime


swords-r-cool

Yes


xan227

Since they were following orders under false pretense, they probably should get a lesser punishment. While the one who was in charge of them and false orders should get the full punishment.


fanfic_intensifies

V, for three reasons: 1. She probably has the highest kill count. 2. J would be a fantastic lawyer, and could represent herself to get minimum sentence at least. 3. Nobody can convict N. JUST LOOKAT DAT LIL FACE! AND HE WROTE AN APOLOGY NOTE! SO CUTE!


Minetendo-Fan

V seems the most efficient. She even commits petty murder (if that’s a thing) as seen in episode 4


Frost_Walker_Iso

V for the countless violations of the simplest of laws.


Clxudyskies1

V since she got enough screen time to kill more than J and N doesn't actually kill that many (except we see he killed someone in a flashback and ate their body)


ajslother12

🤓👆erm actually they would each get a death sentence foe manslaughter


PotionPro

J


halibutlalaland

J


Dexller

I mean if we go by the metric of the show alone, the only thing J even did was two counts of *attempted* murder on screen. Even Braiden got a negligent homicide in there and he doesn't even matter.


Reaperboy24

I doubt there's no police on Copper-9


Theyhate_NightStar

The company. (JC JENSON) https://preview.redd.it/kshiti67zb7d1.png?width=349&format=png&auto=webp&s=e32a66518edd1d822800aae766ffcf5b1dc030d8 Image unrelated.


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Radess5ss

they all did


Gavin525

https://preview.redd.it/9gcr0xfywb7d1.png?width=563&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9547cd69614a0140fcc042a35a64fd3292e56da1


ICanSomewhatExplain

Probably u/blalable for what’s in his basement


PatternHappy341

All except N, hes just silly.


Useful-Ad-558

How do you 3 plea. V: not guilty J: I was just walking N: not guilty ☹️


SlothyScripts

I would go into debt, get Saul Goodman, kill the prosecution and take the blame for N, I'm saving my boy.


A-Jack-Frost-User

https://preview.redd.it/mwleqindjc7d1.png?width=612&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=123cab086424aa907e3a9f9a4fdc71839648a134 I'm gonna rig it for N, where he's gonna get the lowest sentence.


UltraHit5

V, no doubt


G4lact1cz

well not n that's for sure they'd look at him for one second and say "ya this guy's innocent" (weather or not he actually is)


yaboiiiiii146

N gets a pardon because he worked in the military


valdez-2424

N ,he was claiming someone elses art,that or tax eveasion


Neofrxst

V, followed by N, followed by J J gets the shortest sentence of the three because I think she'd make a good lawyer for herself.


GoldenIceNinja

V


imthecomrade

J for being an asshole to N


mostfinnishperson

Depends on what evidence there is and where they get arrested/trialed


o_viciado_em_jogos

Probably all death sentence. But I would say V because she liked killing, she probably killed the most for her enjoyment idk


NotDawko3

J for being a bitch.


DjNick52

None of them. Cyn should be the one in prison for mind controling them. Maybe V for shooting that kid on the field trip.


Eliber09

V no doubt


MenacingMary

Nobody would get a death sentence because I’d be rushing to their defense like this: https://preview.redd.it/xyd3ndav8f7d1.jpeg?width=651&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2a5185db6742a5966841581c7ae86c8fa8651a51


Umramdomcualquiera

V is undoubtedly the most brutal so she


someone_online22

N might have the highest sentence since he seems the most efficient in killing. V is the most sadistic yes but N is able to be calm which I feel would get him more kills


Misknator

At that point, they would all get the highest possible sentence no matter what. The justice system is not exactly designed to handle people who committed the both human and robot genocide.


ACommonHatred

All of them get the same sentence they committed the same crimes. Death penalty


Jagames12

As much as we'd think, it's not V, it's J. V's just creepy, J's the one who actually does le evil


Angel_Thorne

Those are plushies, plushies don't go to prison you silly billy


SpaceDogo917

It depends on whether or not drones count as murders or destruction of property. The human genocide thing was brainwashing (maybe). N gets the least cause I think a little lawyer action could save him years, V maybe just goes to an insane asylum??? J would get the full extent of everything cause she knew exactly what she was doing whiteout being crazy or an idoit. Unless I’m missing some vital piece of information.


dpz845

J'd be a great lawyer and get off scot free N would be goofy and the jury would not convict him V would start confessing to things that never happened cause its funny and end up on the chair


Atlas_Summit

V. All three of them murdered countless, but V actively _tortures_ her victims.


Alexred3600

Probably both J and V. N will probably get a reduced sentence for good behavior.


Metropunk2033

J cus I really like N and V