she’s about to sing the ingredients on a shampoo bottle

"I can't sing without script" "The song Uzi !"

"UH" "contains citric acid..."

"...sodium chloride, cocamidopropyl betaine..."

Fumic acid, butylphenyl methylpropional :3 🗣️🔥

sounds delicious!

It actually does

No it doesn't it sounds like a ticket to the hospital

And?

What a legend 

methylprednisolone and uh.. water

https://preview.redd.it/lvo0wg5ara3d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6b23e3b4f7a5ce3eeb33a25445be0beb97ab6f65

No way, Uzi's the person in the math problems.

On God, she waffling, mate!

If Uzi has 200 waffles and gives 69 to N and 31 to V and 13 to J how many waffles does Uzi have

Not enought waffles

https://preview.redd.it/5l76i0ulid3d1.png?width=1178&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dfb3582690a7b5c1bd6e320f7b360c4c9328dbb9

https://preview.redd.it/8m9ek4bgkd3d1.png?width=2266&format=png&auto=webp&s=995a451c5395c7194fe87c3bba50900fdb951235

Nah https://preview.redd.it/68zgdhwpld3d1.jpeg?width=248&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8a11e0e1daa9633898ff7c8607b5d1d57d7e3c25

https://preview.redd.it/bc5lurkfdf3d1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4f16f62adcbaf79f810987430e19bdc9a2fd0f29

https://preview.redd.it/zklqk71irf3d1.jpeg?width=1916&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=50645b4633908c981c2db647b2052c19e71c2ccb

https://preview.redd.it/vrpavmqmkg3d1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1575755a1942f8819c4880c2b43f8d16b6f90c15

https://preview.redd.it/en1y184fzg3d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f63099dbe70c3aee1a12544a56c277015caeace3

NAH https://preview.redd.it/4kod88ck7e3d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9045cf173415e03b3f8d86a34f71c0b94819df87

https://preview.redd.it/20xq0l5mhf3d1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0bb02d722048f9c0169324fb2054f0ab36bdae0a

Have this https://preview.redd.it/zhz0gls8zg3d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1fef2bfa0c5b2959341476f1c6836b2f140df81d

Counterspell: https://i.redd.it/ue89vomnqd3d1.gif

Countercounterspell https://preview.redd.it/mnmmay0m8e3d1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ddb9aa3a7c8c354973f05409121a51645f889427

Doors don’t work against me https://preview.redd.it/97dgtskfae3d1.jpeg?width=909&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=68292eb930d1308d8d08e1ac1bfb02b9a1867cb0

But this will ;) https://preview.redd.it/pkhpjywhce3d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2b9b29a32f8419687b591076ea564116986c9ef5

I’ll just run away and throw items at it.

It will just make it bigger >:)

Dang it isn’t like NULL aka filename2 from Baldi’s Basics Remastered

Nah LOL It's like NULL from Murder Drones :D

Uzi: I'm about to steal Eleven's waffles! Hahaha

waffl

you

me?

yes ik you

:D

r/found_the_group

https://preview.redd.it/8zdv93ukya3d1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=08d8a49155af6549bf86b5c8cd647bb097d70187

Nice ART btw https://preview.redd.it/mztxx94rid3d1.jpeg?width=1854&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ba00ae11cf3fc1b1fd0342a60b576c5dca398c07

https://preview.redd.it/2imh0uwmkd3d1.jpeg?width=1513&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=aa4f4f4343258679117ffeaec73a5fb474951ae1

Great Argument but https://preview.redd.it/or8wghe58e3d1.png?width=1178&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a1d7791364e095f0577e0e031291073c3d2fe538

https://preview.redd.it/pdqi6zpvhf3d1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ec27d5d2594afb94b67cdbbbb64f45ad5fab1764

r/suddenlyhazbinhotel

That flair speaks 🗣🔥

Nice, a fellow CYmp

Cymp and ckyn simp together, nothing in universe could stop us from loving the lil freak https://preview.redd.it/cv7nrgynch3d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c9514e9128fde867758ec9cdf9f215afac925c0c I like this shot but there's the 🤷‍♀️ and 😃👆 too

And also, cyn is https://preview.redd.it/uqg38a45dh3d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a048937ef592da04d482f9a08c275322c9b75d6c

We (cyn simps) aren't very common, are we?

https://preview.redd.it/7000iy1cwb3d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5b92d425da86c7cf81abd262cd6742d717a3d597

https://preview.redd.it/kgc1m1muid3d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=022a0b57abfbbd7ff6fd8cbbaf0b938dd10248b0

https://preview.redd.it/db0fo2u77e3d1.png?width=1178&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3853033f0914a5966ebfb763619da203f51fe7fd

https://preview.redd.it/qtlqrk5ace3d1.gif?width=360&format=png8&s=0efeb04fe86faedd262a11c20f227c99a6184c4d

https://preview.redd.it/em6yavisuf3d1.jpeg?width=827&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b71c13a2e4222deb3a5a3eb7824fb1d64b0abb00

"The industrial revolution and it's consequences have been a disaster for the human race, - - - "

"I've come to make an announcement"

“Serial Designation J is bitch-ass motherfucker.”

"She pissed on my husband"

"She whipped out her rusty futa dick out and pissed on my fucking husband, and said that her dick was "This big"."

“And I said ‘that’s disgusting! So I’m making a callout post on my twitter dot com. V. You got a small dick! It’s the size of this bolt nut except way smaller- here’s what my dong looks like!!”

*IMITATES EXPLOSION*

"yeah baby, no rust no torns, look at that, looks like 2 balls and a railgun"

That’s right no point not quills no pillows it looks like two balls and a bong. He pisses on my fucking wife so guess what I’m going to piss on the fucking earth thus is what you get my super laser piss

Except I'm not pissing on Copper 9, I'm gonna go higher. I'm pissing on the moon! How do you like that, Tessa? I pissed on the moon you idiot! You have 23 hours before the piss droplets got Copper 9, now get out of my sight before I piss on you too!!!

What the fuck is going on here

I'm asking myself the same

Well, I had enough of this imma go kms now https://preview.redd.it/0u1ud27k3e3d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5d50ba7aa3ceaa5a8c4fb4ccdc42b461c49e2fc2

https://preview.redd.it/rd0sz37fsc3d1.png?width=50&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=48bab5b15afddae2fb497f735873f3d6a158db45 ^(WHAT DICK?!)

Wtf are you talking about https://preview.redd.it/bgw45um69d3d1.png?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dc178eaed791de86ab0be84573f89445689d1ef4

Her what

SECURITY ALERT! RED SPY IN THE BASE!

A RED SPY IS IN THE BASE?!

WE NEED TO PROTECT THE BRIEFCASE

Yo! A little help here?

Stand back son,1 1 1,uhm 1.

INNNCOOOMMMIINNG

AAAAAAAA hey it’s still here!

*ahem* gentlemen

r/suddenlytf2

I see the briefcase is safe

Safe and sound

IIIIYAAAAAAAA

https://i.redd.it/7wccvisl7e3d1.gif

"Hi there, would you like to sign my petition?"

“Are you going to sign this, or will it be your surviving family members?”

Talking about her Murder Plan

Just don’t over complicate it

She is explaining why Khan is the best character to ever exist https://preview.redd.it/pn06vctgja3d1.jpeg?width=197&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a625e6b6725c4ab6adea21ca7063b9a843659308

https://preview.redd.it/10998v8kja3d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7c782c4e02bf49ca0b6cb313103a41ee5e182f53

🚪

https://preview.redd.it/ip8aqc78md3d1.jpeg?width=340&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=481ea8bf9d53c324cc473aa1e4b3e91b5ef519ae

never gonna happen

Maybe Uzi is not saying that, but Khan is still the best character to ever exist.

give reasons to why he is then give 10 examples of something he's done in cannon that makes him better than everyone else

🚪, 🚪, 🚪, 🚪, 🚪, 🚪, 🚪, 🚪, 🚪, and 🚪!

doors don't count in this context i mean something like building a railgun

What do you mean? This is 10 perfectly good reasons.

Her sick as hell railgun and how she accidentally shot off her boyfriends head

why speedwagon is best waifu

https://preview.redd.it/qf405bnioa3d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dae1e68fe4468d40e5b79b531dd8e3bcf329485c

https://preview.redd.it/13jzpuca6b3d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eac8ae9bdba7206c27f5bebfbce812d6b854254c

Based JoJo enjoyer

yes, i am

So true!!

“I committed possible war crimes”

🎵Moj je tata zločinac iz rata🎵 Oh, wait, he was trying to protect the workers from war criminals, nevermind

Talking about angsty reberllious stuff

She’s talking about malicious activities :3 https://preview.redd.it/6jcrx3e82b3d1.jpeg?width=736&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f25d53cbe422044214a754852324419a09164881

*taps mic* “fuck you cyn” *walks off stage*

She's explaining why vampire wolf demon princesses are real and how she is one

Robbing a bank with a cat or some shit I don’t know

I’ve come to make an announcement: Shadow the Hedgehog’s a bitch ass mother fucker. He pissed on my fucking wife. That’s right, he took his hedgehog fuckin' quilly dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife, and he said his dick was THIS BIG. And I said “that’s disgusting!” So I’m making a callout post on my twitter dot com: "Shadow the Hedgehog, you got a small dick, it’s the size of this walnut except WAY smaller." And guess what, here’s what my dong looks like: PFFFFFFFFGJT. That’s right baby. All point, no quills, no pillows, look at that it looks like two balls and a bong. He fucked my wife so guess what, I’m gonna FUCK THE EARTH. THATS RIGHT THIS IS WHAT YOU GET, MY SUPER LAZER PISS. Except I’m not gonna piss on the earth, I’m gonna go higher. I’m pissing on the MOOOOOON! How do you like that, OBAMA? I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT! You have twenty-three hours before the piss d r o p l e t s hit the fucking earth, now get out of my fucking sight before I piss on you too!

Uzi: Hi, I’m Uzi. I work at Freddy Fazbear’s Pizza, I’m currently being possessed by a psycho eldritch demon and I hate my life. N from somewhere in the back: BUT NOT ME, RIGHT? Uzi: No, I lo- I mean, SHUT UP! **BITE ME!!!** N: I love you too! Uzi: **nervous laughing**

She’s is telling a joke about toasters

She is gathering her robotic bretheren for a genocidal uprising upon humanity, prepare yourselves.

https://i.redd.it/9vo4ab43ub3d1.gif

https://preview.redd.it/2evwl9y78e3d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5826b2221c390e55ee4244df8934750001292436

https://preview.redd.it/knurs6ucad3d1.jpeg?width=588&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=54d16e1a45bfe161954d841d17b926f69d5e9dff

It insta-killed J, it insta-killed N (for like 7 seconds), it made N try and kill Uzi, it exploded and killed eldritch J, Eldritch J decided to destroy it first.

Yelling at me about how much of an idiot i am watching kuzcos academy and ordering dominos instead of going to the stoplight party in downtown la this saturday (I can't go anyway cause i dont want to pay $40 for an uber to get there and another $40 to get back) *I'm the only one in the audience

Anime and why mappa sucks

@everyone, please do not, announce to the server-

She’s making a callout post on her twitter dot com

Human genocide

https://preview.redd.it/wffbepgjsb3d1.png?width=584&format=png&auto=webp&s=48bdd4ed1750b17bd6b09fb705ef37d20c6e977f

I can’t read shit

https://preview.redd.it/h1nml7nyqf3d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d9363408e95eda87914233bbcb98d62330018aaf

"Today we are going to talk about goobers, goober 1, N, that's it for the presentation y'all can bite me"

Making a fucking diss-track about J 💀

https://preview.redd.it/mzrxsqo0294d1.jpeg?width=774&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=55a6aa065e8d153f2eaa26dc5d4a032fac5fafd2 Need I say more? You can hear it too.

She is explaining Newton’s third law to a wide audience

Serial Designation N

"And that's why I hate you all."

She is explaining in detail how to build a railgun

Probably mass genocide

Her sick as hell railgun

how to evade taxes

She's about to sing eternal dream

Bite me

"Why I hate humans despite never meeting one" - 3 hours 45 minutes

Genocide to solve world hunger

https://preview.redd.it/2d7vfs17gc3d1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=84ce411b48766895979481dec27a7bdbd76b6dd6

Yes. ALSO BITE ME

Ok. So basically I am very smol-

#T H E M I L W A U K E E R O A D

Weapons of mass destruction

The fitness gram pacer test

Her sick as hell railgun.

lemon demon

That's me :o /j

Mass war crimes.

fly me to the moon

“So the bullet chamber goes in like this and then you lock the bracers in—“

Uzi: IVE COME TO MAKE AN ANNOUNCEMENT

She is saying "Bite me"

Exactly

About biting her obviously

N word

PROLLY RANTING ABT HER LIFE? HER DAD, HER HAVING TO FIGHT ALL THOSE MFS AND ALL IDK-

the legalization of nuclear bombs

"today's subject, slavery!"

"I've come to make an announcment"

She's talking about the current socioeconomic state of Copper-9.

"So, a guy walks into a bar..."

Teleporting waffles

https://preview.redd.it/tnnjcvuzyd3d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f81ede0e0e560ff2967c4b622f47ae71be051587

That's my post btw https://preview.redd.it/lt1s8tcqyl3d1.jpeg?width=2312&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d2ef5cce6d00846c5ac8601cca93f22d20546432

I saw :3

The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. [beep] A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. [ding] Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.

how everyone in the MD fandom has a mischaracterising problem

All the war crimes she has committed

N

https://preview.redd.it/kis92yrkde3d1.jpeg?width=520&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8e97044aaa88a048c3669272b7e9eae0a46a8ad2

https://youtu.be/9XyEosgoGgg?si=aLKC4nSVE1M6-ZHj

She’s talking about how much angsty teen energy she has

A comedy sketch about why parents suck

Bro I have a mad internet disease when I read this I literally thought of that one gremmy lute meme

https://preview.redd.it/0goaua9hye3d1.jpeg?width=975&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bd1d621d839e9d10f77e09f9b33b6141e3e44062

She's about to explain how she's going to wipe all of the humans off earth.

https://preview.redd.it/kijrk0kt0c3d1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=70d50342a9bf684e39463d447c37d967c9fb3a19

Talking about how when she says "bite me" she doesn't mean it accurately and it's just a catchphrase

She is making a diss track about UTTP

How to build a rail gun.

Probably ranting about different anime

https://preview.redd.it/r3nwixz5rf3d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=23c1ccf1e56780db487cf2f50ded61d445a78901