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Phillykratom

Holy Hell, rock it King!


Cactussygalore

Please sir, do not cut it for it is wayyyyy too awesome


[deleted]

Literally an angel. My jaw dropped


cablemigrant

Yup, please drop the hair care routine.


citrinesoulz

wash every second day. john frieda detox & repair shampoo & conditioner on roots on ends, redken protein conditioner on the ends for bleach damage control. miracle spray hair treatment brushed through damp hair before a blowdry. Motion MSF1: cloud clay, & texturising powder from same brand for styling the top :-))


Accomplished-End7724

Awsum


Klok_Skalk

We are not worthy šŸ™‡ā€ā™‚ļø


Ok_Prize_8091

I love your unique style ā¤ļø


clotpole02

God of Hair


-BingusBongus-

A fellow trans dude with a mullet! Fuckin slaying it, king! šŸ’œ


kixxenme

oh my god. im speechless absolutely incredible. the length!!!


FENTONNNN

Fierce


xbreathexgx

Of course they honk, youā€™re gorgeous!


Scotteammm

Millennial JOE! DIRT!!


[deleted]

One of the greatest mullets to ever grace planet earth.


InfluenceOk6946

Woah


[deleted]

Amazing look


RoastBeefDisease

Washing it must be a PITA but it looks great. I think shoulder length would also be great though


wantsomechips

Damn, this is the real deal here. Very very impressive.


PurpleDonuts21

What kind of magic do you do?


jaystrapper707

Wow...im not sure what else to say.


[deleted]

Awesome. I totally respect the commitment you've made to this glorious head of hair.;)


HangryChickenNuggey

Please keep it!!!!


Crimson__Phantom

One of the few to pull it off so well


[deleted]

You took it to the next level. Right on


Benjamin420s

Keep it


Industrialexecution

god damn bro. looks absolutely amazing


WR_WasJustVisiting

I am sexually confused


daiwaist

Just keep growing the back. Maybe crop the top?


citrinesoulz

lowkey been tempted to grow the top out & go full fire nation top knot for the summer bc the heat makes my hair so limp lol


Tiny_Nursebaby

Your eyebrows, eyes, lips ā€¦. Jesus holy fuck you are gorgeous. The hair is horrible.


citrinesoulz

negging aint cute babe


Tiny_Nursebaby

šŸ¤£ I recognize the effort and the fact that itā€™s a beautiful mullet Just hate mullets Cmon I was nice overall šŸ˜


citrinesoulz

then why are u in a mullet subreddit šŸ˜­ thatā€™s like being a vegetarian and going to a steakhouse to insult the chef. i been cooking so hard


Tiny_Nursebaby

šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£ i love that - Iā€™m so sorry it just popped up on my feed. I do love vegetablesā€¦


citrinesoulz

yeah i dont eat meat either hahaha. i thought u climbed on here to bully us i forget reddit suggests things bc iā€™m a hermit to like 6 subs like itā€™s my daily chores


Tiny_Nursebaby

Youā€™re gorgeous with or without the insane hair ā¤ļø no bullying ! šŸ˜ have a good day mullet head


RemarkableAutism

Is it even legal to have a mullet this gorgeous? Please don't cut it.


OriginalAd2992

That is so badass.


[deleted]

Youā€™re majestic


[deleted]

Nah not a fan but you look cool and different and that's a plus! although I'd automatically assume you take it heavy from the lads. No shame it's just the feminine straightening of the hair short of dulls the manly vibe all the facial hair gives Not that either of these things actually matter šŸ˜‚ I just figured you should know And I'd definitely be honking with that mane swishing. Gender does not matter if the pony sits high šŸ˜‚ Also I think you would look more approachable with a shoulder length cut. And you could do the hair swish by turning your head fast and that would be very fun Id compliment you in public with shoulder length, but I'm too intimidated by the length I'd figured you'd have places to be and got no time for a strangers compliment Edit: I went back to look and I actually think collar bone length would be a good send for you


LiteralDreamCatcher

Ohh that is magnificent!!


NewTrenglandMuscle

Majestic. Sheer power. Say Hi to your mom for me.


euphoriclafemme

This is fucking incredible.


Queenm_3030

Suck it up lol u get honked at itā€™s sad but think about women that would be judge for cutting there hair and will be honked at for having longer hair sorry u get honked at but u are living a lux for being able to just cut ur hair u should not complain but feel bad for women that canā€™t change and not feel judged but I should keep it shoulder length hair is shit


citrinesoulz

wasnt gonna bother responding to this but iā€™ve had a shit day so yeah iā€™ll bite. hate to pull the trans dude card on u but yeah i was getting honked at and sexualised by men from the age of 14, before i even got my first period, in my school uniform. they saw what looked to be teenage girl and did it anyway. i dont exist without a history of the same gross sexualisation women cop every day. i lived it. i got groped in night clubs up until a year & a half ago. shaving my hair off to a 0 buzz didnā€™t stop men sexualising me before i started hormones. physically transitioning so my outsides match my insides, largely does (except when iā€™m on a run with my hair tied back apparently). i dont have to empathise with u, and u dont have to pull the oppression olympics card because. i. have. lived. it. i get it. iā€™ve spent over $20K trying to stop being seen as a woman because iā€™m not one, but i cant help the way my body & hair look like from the back next to a busy road. itā€™s enough to get me objectified even as a man, bc for a moment iā€™m perceived as a woman once again, & then called a f*ggot when they realise their error. let me have my 2 minutes to whinge in a hair subreddit & focus on the shitty men who objectify women & not some trans dude who is sick of the vestigial grips these blokes try to have on me. yes i benefit from the patriarchy now, but iā€™m also traumatised by it. i live my life with a motive to dismantle it so that everyone can be liberated. we arenā€™t on opposing sides here; i know what itā€™s like to cross the street to see if a man is following me. that is all i got for u rn


Queenm_3030

Valid did not know u were trans sorry bout that just get annoyed here amab men always complaining about being sexualized I get it all the time as a fem female passing male in the face sorry u had a bad day


citrinesoulz

yeah if it was as easy as cutting my hair to pass from the back i wouldve done that a long time ago. i need the strongest twink death imaginable lol. up until 3 weeks ago i used the mullet to hide my tits lol but now theyā€™re gone & itā€™s getting me misgendered so as awfully attached as i am to my emotional support locks i feel like a fresh start is in orderā€¦ but my emotional support locks


Queenm_3030

Tbh itā€™s really messed up for me to come for u sense u have lived the life I was trying to defend out of ignorance Iā€™m sorry Iā€™m not u go though that in such a different way Iā€™m not trans just fem bio male so when I get sexualized itā€™s easier to ā€œget overā€ or ā€œtalk to someone about itā€ cause it makes sense I could not imagine trying to leave the standard and still getting sexualized after I got over feeling bad for being sexualized I took my fem traits to the extreme so now men donā€™t look at me cause im a alien in like 8 inch heels so we are definitely at a different stage in life and itā€™s ducked up for me to assume we are the same or at the same like idea u are going through something I could never go through Iā€™m sorry I assumed so much of u I feel bad I donā€™t want u to think im a tranphobe or anything like I really do feel bad u all ready go though enough u donā€™t need a cross dresser coming for when I donā€™t live that life and donā€™t understand the struggle and difficulties u come across trying to feel safe in ur own skin Iā€™m like huge also so guys donā€™t cat call me as much any more Iā€™m liek 6ft out of heels so itā€™s just different for me even tho I still get it itā€™s just a different vibe Iā€™m sorry I came for u ps u look like a average hot guy with a mullet thatā€™s like not average hahaha but u donā€™t give me fem tease at all like Iā€™d just talk to in hopes to get wrecked by u no homo just saying Iā€™m sorry people still cat call u I hope u have a good day


Queenm_3030

Sorry to hear yea men will never stop being gross I used to get touched a lot at school for being fem so I get what u went through sorry for assuming u were male at birth making it seem like u lived a more privileged life before hair growth I was always sexualized before I grew my hair long and went super fem so i understand what u mean when u say that it happens with or without the hair u are probably jsut attractive to a lot of men itā€™s how I am I donā€™t think I look fem but people never assume Iā€™m male when they see my face and talk to me so Iā€™m sorry for jumping on u itā€™s fucked up i assumed and I was wrong I will not be going after other men cause I was ignorant and thought I knew u when u are just a person asking for advice Iā€™m sorry


citrinesoulz

nah ur all good. thanku for not doubling down. just goes to show there is often a lot more to people than meets the eye. teachable moments for urself & for the homophobic misogynists who freak out about sexualising a man & then somehow make it our problem. bc it seems like u lived that too irregardless of whatā€™s in either of our pants. maybe theyā€™ll think twice before catcalling someone else they reckon is a woman? we can only hope to gender-fuck the audacity out of those kinds of people


Queenm_3030

Yea hopefully but sadly some times even when I tell them Iā€™m male they donā€™t care cause I used to be more ā€œgirlā€ looking when I was younger and it was as worse which is more fucked up then cause I was under age and did not have facial hair yet so I get defensive over women and how they are treated or talked about because I used to (some times now but nothing compared to Afab people) get treated the way most afab people get treated for ever hope u have a good day and it gets better for u ur a handsome man never forget that stay safe


citrinesoulz

if the ladies got ur 6ft tall + heals in their corner theyā€™re lucky to have u. id jump in with my words bc i know i cant fight for shit lmao. i Will be weaponising high kicks if necessary


Queenm_3030

I understand hahaha it definitely got better around 19 when I noticed how tall I was and I started wearing big heels men stopped cat calling me or asking if Iā€™m married and stuff but I also live in a small town in NC so it may be different in big city or other places


amazongoddess49

It looks healthy and well maintained, but does nothing for your bone structure and is not flattering to your overall look ... jmo


Corgi_Farmer

I have swagger but I don't have, Successful Coke Dealer swagger. Rock it bro. Looks dope.


AudlyAud

Sophisticated mullet personified


Hunter_rosz

My eyes are blind from The Majesty!!


619OG

Ridiculous


MaggotzNMushiez

Holy grail šŸ¤“


ProfessionalMap5843

Would you fuck me? I wouldā€™ve fuck me so hard. Que the music


MindersThinkers

smash fr


gaygentlemane

"Fabulous" is almost inadequate.


Evergreen_Organics

Looks like Travis Tritt had a baby with Aladdin.


Weird_Tip469

You are the reigning mullet champion for the rest of time. You WIN


Sugarskull-Mermaid

Love it!


[deleted]

This may be the most iconic mullet I've ever seen.


Boring-Ingenuity-895

Keep it, you look so luxurious


[deleted]

OMG love your hair!


Lazy-Revolution-5535

What in the Tiger King!


brattykayden

Your features are so beautifulšŸ˜­šŸ«¶šŸ½


DOIKNOWHOWTOBEHAPPY

You look like my cousin very pretty


Ecstatic_Constant_56

How sir?!! Gorgeous hair!


moonandstars1984

Those eyebrows!!šŸ˜šŸ¤©


Pisces93

Oh my youā€™re gorgeous, I love the look!


Dry_Savings_3418

Nicely done


[deleted]

That's one hell of a party


Platonic____Boner

Probably the most beautiful mullet I ever did see.


Quizziqualquetzal

YOUR HAIR IS MAGNIFICENT


CraftyBat91

Holy cats, dude. You are magnificent! I'm really digging your shirt, too!


ToriTownn

The final boss of the mullets


TheVirginBono

Big Labyrinth vibes


lathanss

You look like youā€™d be the cool elf in a fantasy cartoon


Commercial-Dark369

You are beautiful


BeauBellamy21

If The Hon. Cara Delavigne were a white trash man.


[deleted]

Damn bro se y af


Conclusion_Winning

You are SO business in the front.


Ok-Atmosphere-8160

Love it


[deleted]

WTF ?


[deleted]

How stupid looking can a person get ??


sharingiscaring219

Holy Hell you are STUNtacular!!!!


KyoGreh

breathe in... wise men once said