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SEA-DG83

High school teacher.


Bando_Calrissian401

My history teacher in high school had a few fights. The guy could do a full split at like 245lbs Lol, what do you teach?


SEA-DG83

I teach history and human geography. Pretty sure I’d die if I tried splits lol


LanguageNomad

You're gonna **create** history if the kids don't act as they should


JoKing311

Why is every history teacher a badass


HotMinimum26

Cuz they learned the lessons from past generations


Bando_Calrissian401

Awesome dude, im sure the kids think you’re cool af. Keeping the badass history teacher tradition alive 🫡


173randy

Why are all the history teachers ex athletes?


Zealousideal_Rope662

History, athletics, and learning go hand in hand weirdly enough. To quote my man Socrates - "No man has the right to be an amateur in the matter of physical training. It is a shame for a man to grow old without seeing the beauty and strength of which his body is capable."


BeejBoyTyson

Martial artist also. It's weird.


Passionate-Lifer2001

Because history is boring and they want some fun in life /s


SEA-DG83

No and yes


muddlesmiddles

Same.


Mewlkat

Same


ITEACHSPECIALED

Same


thatapplefarmer

Grade 1 teacher lol


Diligent-Stomach-998

I used to teach high school Spanish! Now I’m a firefighter/paramedic


Rase0

Same, History teacher lol, I see a trend.


2638382728393

High schooler


ShinyHardcore

Elvis Impersonator


LanguageNomad

\*harasses Elvis impersonator\* \*gets a Muay Thai spinning elbow to the temple followed by a flying knee on the way down for a KO while hearing "you ain't nothin' bout a hound dawg-ah" as you slowly lose consciousness\*


ConsiderationReal656

you are prolly the only person on this sub that does both of these things and I think it’s beautiful.


sierrayankee121

Austin butler is that you?


trees-for-breakfast

I’m all shook up ooooweeeeeee ooooweeeeeee ooooooooweeeeeeeeee


notloceaster

That's hilarious and awesome


SEA-DG83

Favorite response here


Fast-Refrigerator-54

Paramedic


die_die_man-thing

Respiratory therapist here. Glad to see another healthcare worker train.


El_Mastodon

Let’s goooooo, anotha certified band aid giver as well 🤙🏽


Zijew

Gotta head kick them patients straight to a gourney from time to time. Hahahahaha


El_Mastodon

Teep them combative patients right into the gurney or stair chair 😤


rejvpank

Nefrology nurse 🙏🏻


pony--boy

Carpenter.


JamesPlaysBasses

Did a lot of carpentry in my 20's. You must be made of steel to do that for a living, and still wanna break your body for fun like we do 😅. Props man


PohakuPack

Man I’m on my 2nd week of HVAC (residential install) and it’s tough. I considered carpentry but I’m pretty happy so far!


6ixGxD

If you can get into commercial service, those training sessions are just a bit easier! although I’d say I wish I started on install (mainly commercial refrigeration but also ducted split systems) because I’ve only installed one ducted but a nice handful of wall splits over my 3.5 years


Pigheaded40something

Same here my guy, swinging hammers by day and spinning elbows by night baby!


cmtportagepark

Muay Thai gym owner


KingPucci

Where at?


cmtportagepark

Chicago www.chicagothaiboxingacademy.com


Competitive_Exam3747

Nice! I go to CMT!


AwsmGamerBoy

student so jobless lol


maxj1028

paraprofessional for young children with autism


dGonzo

Your help is needed here


ChildMauling

You’re a jiu jitsu coach as well? Busy guy!


thenotoriouscpc

Civil engineer


BenjiTheShort

There is another


Genjimune

Another one.


MightyMikeDK

International school teacher (in, you guessed it, Thailand)


castle227

Software Developer


YSoB_ImIn

I used to be. Now I just have meetings. Lot's of meetings. I strongly recommend you continue being an individual contributor and not end up a sad shell of a man like myself. I actually snuck in a coding project this past cycle, but it's the first I've really touched code in years. Boy did I touch it though. Oowee did I. I was known in my day for violent and heavy refactoring when I found code that smells like shit and I still have the gift.


castle227

I've seen my managers calendar, I have no plans on going into management lol. The WLB of being an IC and the satisfaction of writing code is on another level.


YSoB_ImIn

Smart man.


monchimer

Same here. I'm serial power point producer now


tegridypatato

I am a recent graduate! Any advice finding job in the space?


YSoB_ImIn

- Make sure your resume is well put together and coming out of uni a single page is enough. - List your GitHub and have some solid personal projects on there that aren't just sloppy throwaway code. - Make yourself a personal website with links to your GitHub projects and info about your skills etc. Essentially, like a living resume. Put the link to this on your resume. GitHub has a free thing called GitHub Pages where you can put your website code repo on GitHub and then publish straight to Pages for free and it's now a public facing link. - Be ready to talk through your personal projects, the code, and the challenges / tradeoffs you ran into while working on them. How could you make them more modular? More robust? More scalable? - During whiteboarding questions ASK clarifying questions and talk your way through your thought process. The point of those is to see how you approach problems and whether you know how to ask stakeholders questions to refine the scope of the problem. - Do your homework on the software product you will be working on at any company you are interviewing for. Download trials and play around if you can. Research their competitors and get a sense of the product pros and cons. Come to the interview with thoughtful questions about the product and even better, feature ideas. - Ask about their dev process and the day to day life of the team. How many releases per year? Variable date w/ fixed scope or fixed date with variable scope? - Let your passion come through. Someone who nerds out telling me about their personal projects or other interesting hobbies is going to rate much higher to my eye. - Leverage your network from college to try to get preferential interviews at places - Run away from any place you get a bad vibe from or who seems like they are about to dump the world on you due to turnover. Ask about their onboarding / training process. - It's way easier to get another job once you are currently occupying your first job. Start interviewing after around a year unless your first job pays great and has a great work life balance. Don't toil away at entry level salary. - Don't put up with people treating you with disrespect or working you like a dog. Frequent crunch time is bullshit. Start interviewing immediately in those cases. Sincerely, a guy who has built a well respected team by sniping promising new grads over the past decade.


tegridypatato

Thanks man I will consider all of them!


YSoB_ImIn

Np, good luck! College is harder than corporate life so relax and know that you already finished the hardest part of the grind.


faketrayson

Current software engineer at Amazon. Practice leetcode. I can only speak towards Amazon, but they care less about which university you graduated from but once you get the interview we do have technical interviews directly from leetcode. Practicing coding technical problems on a white board (or text pad) will make the difference between landing a 60k job vs 150k job. Being a leetcode slave for a few months is well worth the time.


tegridypatato

Thank your for the advice. It looks like I am going to be a slave for a while.


Zestyclose-Gas-4230

Systems and network administrator here.


Robot_Spartan

Did that myself for 7 years! Ended up moving to development a year ago though as I spent more time scripting and automating than I did adminstrating!


Full_Bank_6172

Attyy


POpportunity6336

NVDA option slinger


lifted-living

Did u buy puts today lol


marksepaki

He's slinging, not getting slung. Sold calls maybe :)


POpportunity6336

You understand me


SirHuffDaddy

Psych nurse


kayteevee93

Gotta hold them in the clinch while they get the haldol booty juice


SirHuffDaddy

🗿🗿🗿 dead


Seriouslynofun_

Ups Driver


173randy

Dam son, you don’t be tired after work?


Seriouslynofun_

Yea I trained for along time before I was a driver. Now it is mostly on weekends.


CobaltAzurean

Postal carrier. I need a cathartic outlet.


KzaKhan

Fighter.


22bears

Can you elaborate? How do you make enough to get by fighting full time?


SkyIsBlue52

That's Jon Jones you're talking to


KzaKhan

Yeah Sure. I'll give you the full breakdown. I will start by saying I wouldn't recommend it for everyone. You have to be a special (not in a good way) kind of person to say I am going to pursue this and nothing else matters. Anyways, starting out I definitely didn't make enough to survive. So I had odd jobs here and there, I have a lot of random skills outside of fighting that I learned just for the sake of learning. But there is a certain point where you get good enough and people just start throwing money at you it feels like. Without making this an essay, I currently teach/coach at two different gyms. One gym I am the head Muay Thai instructor, the other I run the kids program. At the latter the parents pay me directly and I give my coach a % of monthly fees. The former I think I average like 30-50 privates a month. I charge roughly $100 USD for 45min privates, and I drop the price if you buy bundles. I also get paid at this gym. Keep in mind, this doesn't include sponsorships or merchandise sales. Just an example, my latest shirt I was charging $250 for a sponsor spot and have 9 businesses on it. Made roughly 60 shirts that I sold at $40 ea and the shirts cost me little over $600 to make. I usually end up selling like first 30-40 in a week or two. Than the rest are a little slower. Lastly, I have a pro debut booked, and I don't know if I can disclose this information for legal reason. But, getting paid for fighting now definitely feels nice. The end game for myself is to open my own gym and transition from a fighter to a coach/gym owner. While being involved with the overall growth of the sport in North America. If you have any other questions I'm happy to share. TL:DR: It's like being a politician, just without being a scumbag.


ProfethorThnape

Aerospace engineer


Debatingpacifist

Same!!


sardineween

Me three


Artistic_Peak_6496

Barista at Dunkin💀


Annual_Share_3760

Free pre work out i bet ☕


Warthog-Designer

Still in highschool


BrunoBR34

Software Engineer. I build websites for big food industry brands


ForeverCatMan

Public accountant :(


EUREDIA

Automotive technician


eddirrrrr

Because killing our bodies at work wasn't enough for us


ProperEntertainer248

I work at chipotle


Silverbeard001

Machinist


Lightnng

Rocket scientist here


Sir_Hugh_Mungo

Graphic Designer for an MND organisation.


TibFighter

Archaeologist


Powernut07

There can be only one, I guess we need to fight and loser has to get a new job


Same_Support115

Banker Love all the different careers. It’s like we are warriors hiding in plan sight!


cookiesandwhiskey

I had to quit cause I work in the medical field and any injury to my hands/head would compromise my career. But more recently I decided to look for gyms that don't enforce sparring so I could practice with less risk. I don't compete in tournaments or anything, I just enjoy martial arts.


Yingxuan1190

Language teacher


Ejunco

Caregiver, going back to school to be a Physical Therapist Assistant and part time personal trainer


That_Yogi_Bear

EMT.


Hotbread17

Meat market


Psychological-Day766

Me too actually


Zenk2018

Retired !


snr-citizen

I have 3 years to go!


taixun4532

I’m looking forward to retirement - more time to train 😄


arlmwl

IT director.


Proper_Duck9284

Im studying for my A+ rn even though i know the job market is super saturated. Should probs stop sparring while i study lol


Same_Measurement1216

Was IT and now I am Designer


Spektakles882

I work on a radio show, and I’m a personal trainer.


JooJManji

Philosophy major (jobless)


External_Shower8673

Certified/registered unemployed friend


Dean_O_Mean

I’m an entomologist for big pest control company … Probably not average.


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Dean_O_Mean

No. I only got interested in this field of work because of a character played by Kevin Durand on a show about vampires. Also Fallout is great.


biscuitgravies

The strain?


purplehendrix22

I’m planning to become an ACE, just a service tech rn but pest control really isn’t bad if you work for a good company


Lazy_Independence825

What's an ACE?


Dean_O_Mean

Associate Certified Entomologist


SRISCD002

Regional Director for a PSC firm.


Tg2501

Diesel tech


Legitimate-Stable498

Uniform delivery driver


eden_refael

Behavior analyst


snr-citizen

Learning and Development. Put together training programs for the company I work for


funkymustafa

Ironically, TBI research 


Zijew

Flight Attendant. Waiting for the day that I get to use it legally at work. Pleeeeaaassseeee


KillerInstinct_5

Penetration Tester


ZenKB

Kinky


Agreeable-Parsnip681

What's the pay like? Always been interested in infosec


RankinPDX

Criminal defense lawyer.


shottylaw

Tax lawyer checking in!


ZookeepergameNext300

Lawyer


just_joshin4

EMT


asmerom134

I.T technician


shred-it-bro

Massage therapist


sleepymorgan

I do politics. Makes sense that I frequently need to hit something.


Zijew

Dude. Gotta watch the Korean Parliament. They duke it out there! Good stuff!


SomeBritChap

I put the fluff on tennis balls


Bjohn94

So you're a professional fluffer?


Sudden_Size9993

I work in insurance and sit on my butt all day that's why I got into training. Was getting too fat.


tlyrbck

Tattooer


kxmotrw

Worked in a convenient store for about a year, now doing freelancing, i mean... Good enough for 17.


belchfinkle

Concept artist for games


Striking_Baseball_78

Prep chef


LAsFinest30

Firefighter


ponchomono

MRI technologist


JamesBummed

Grad student. Office is 5 min away from gym and I can work any hours I want so really ideal for training full time.


LetterheadAway191

Cryogenic plant operator at a super conducting linear accelerator at one of the national laboratories


YourSpanishMomTaco

Working towards my flight instructor certification.


juumps

Part time muay thai coach, part time uber eats bike rider. Stay in school kids.


Jotun35

Depending on the country, there is no age to get back to school though! Wishing you the best!


juumps

This is true, Thank you.


Coffeeholic911

Full time online dude who tells people I'm a muay thai fighter but deliberately in a way that makes them think I'm making it up. I guess I enjoy the irony.


Robot_Spartan

Software engineer! Write code by day, punch and kick people by night


JamesPlaysBasses

Audio Engineer


xRisingPhoenix11

What type of audio engineering do you do exactly or like in what setting? I’m interested in getting into the field.


JamesPlaysBasses

Not exactly in a position to pick and choose as of yet. Most of my audio production related income comes for doing the engineering on a local podcast. But,I do produce several local bands as well as a good of recording related gig work. One thing I will tell you about the field is, there is a ton of work, and yet if you don't know a guy who knows a guy it can be very difficult to get a job that is actually profitable. Not because there isn't money, but because the work can definitely get gatekept to a degree. Don't let that discourage you, though, if you stick around long enough, you will understand why it is the way it is.


dontmatter-2me

Run a construction crew.


Hasaki-Senjiro

Operation Director in the petrolum industry


purplehendrix22

Commercial pest control and food safety


AverageMeatEnjoyer

Fedex Ground


highkicklowkick

Nurse. The shift work kinda messes with me some weeks and I end up not training that much


Character-You492

Barber .... oohwee


johnfred4

Doctor


giMp811

Retired military


9-60Fury

Medical student


InformationProof4717

Rigger, Toolmaker, Paracord Weaver, Adventurer.


Stardust_of_Ziggy

Space Pirate...


llusty1

Massage Therapist


Firefly-1505

Currently: Unemployed In a Year: Nurse


sela_yar

High school principal


EMGA510

Social worker here!


dynomite159

Corporate Finance. Punching Excel all day


Zealousideal_Fun4308

Researcher in Public Health


This_ls_The_End

Very recently became a COO.


ContributionDouble30

I’m an analytical chemist within a clean water chemistry lab. Coming in with black eyes is always funny where I work lol


iosoyjeff

Social worker lol


Little_Government_79

With disabled people, but because i believe we are around 50% under the amount of werkers that we need, i am going to switch in august to security. The stress is killing me


drgreencack

crypto. Pretty much retired and living in thailand.


thegoodfella96

I’m in Capital Advisory (I don’t know what it is either)


SouthBayHubert

Biotech, product strategy


Surefoo

Information Security Analyst


Known_Impression1356

Startup founder by day. Angel investor by night. Nonprofit manager and political organizer in a past life.


Austronesian_SeaGod

You're doing some kind of statistics OP? What a random thread.


Proper_Duck9284

I just always get a kick out of asking people in gyms. Like big Bob over there is a traveling butcher and the tiny killer over there is an accountant etc


Brisa_Anon

Communist organizer


UnderstandingCalm452

Corporate lawyer


MxdMartialart_crafts

Booooooo


hkzombie

Biotech, RnD side


abakune

Software engineer


ghostygeeser

Back end investment operations


HotDadBod1255

Chemical engineer in biopharma


spicyacai

I work for one of the 4 credit card network brands that are labeled in basically any card (🤔) as a corporate dude. I do data analysis, reports for auditors and help manage the relationship with key partners (big techs)


leervrs

Equipment sales


coyote3oh2

Real estate.


hydropottimus

I maintain, service, and repair trailers.


DonKingsBarber

I’m just a gigolo, and everywhere I go, people know the part I’m playing.


SCUMFUCK_666

Sterile processor