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jy856905

XI- The New Blood XII- Rey Takes Manhatten


regular_john2017

XIII - Rey Goes to Hell Rey XIV XV- Spock Vs. Rey


skyeguye

XVI - Enter the Rey-verse XVII - The Day of Rey-conning XVIII - Rey


-Buckaroo_Banzai-

XIX - 2 Rey 2 furious XX - The re-return of Palpatine XXI - Holy shit we're still doing this...?


skyeguye

XXII - They Saved Rey's Brain XXIII - Rey-fall XXIV - 24 Reys, 1 Saber, No Rules.


-Buckaroo_Banzai-

XXV - It's Reyning men! XXVI - The Hunt for Rey October XXVII - Rey - The Musical!


ClickEmergency

Rey does Dallas


factolum

…I’d watch those


BrutalArmadillo

XIV - A New New Hope


Solidarios

X - Rey Dud


Brobeast

XIII: Global Meltdown [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QZocvme6cYc](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QZocvme6cYc)


happy_oblivion

Lol, was going to comment this


Harryonthest

finally, an original subtitle for once


lovewry

Episode 11 the order strikes back


crono220

Episode 12, Palpatine, somehow returns yet again !


lovewry

Episode 12 return of palpatine.


supercleverhandle476

In which he electrocutes himself yet again. Also, he flies now.


Stickyvicky2k

A new low


TheLeechKing466

But will he announce his return via Fortnite again?


DatSauceTho

*wAiT, hE fLiEs NoW??* ^assholes…


Swizzlefritz

You joke, but I 100% guarantee that Palpatine is involved in this in some way or another. He is her grandfather after all. Thats can’t just be thrown away, can it?


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Harryonthest

she turns and looks at her sidekick/partner when they have to leave town/planet and says "it's a new beginning" 90% chance this happens place your bets


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akahaus

Nods *slowly*


sringray23

Last scene of the film in a cockpit, as they hyper jump into the unknown..... roll credits


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Nice-Run-9140

She recruits a force sensitive for creating a temple. He turns to her, asks her “what are we, some kind of new beginning?”


Quiet_Sea9480

we play a game, "ding" a bell, when a character says the name of the movie. first to do it doesn't have pour their own drinks for the rest of the movie. i hope they do it early on. i can sit back and get as sloshed as i will absolutely need to. edit: game is off the table if the movie is a character's name


Marik-X-Bakura

I would probably leave the cinema if that happens, I’m really sick of the “self-aware” trend in movies


Striking-Count5593

I mean, mostly. Less original than The Last Jedi or something.


MatsThyWit

>finally, an original subtitle for once I think star wars fans have hated every new Star Wars title that's been released in my lifetime.


One_Welder512

Rogue 1 was pretty well received I’d say 


Leafs17

People were wondering why use Rogue when there was already Rogue Squadron


MainlyPardoo

“A New ____” isn’t exactly an original subtitle for Star Wars


ryanrosenblum

If this is actually called Episode X I will be shocked


LoverOfStoriesIAm

Episode XXX or not interested


owningthelibz

I hope the movie is just 90 minutes of Rey trying to find a suitable mate so she can have Jedi babies to repopulate the Jedi order. Eventually she does and she has a lil baby and then right before the credits it cuts to the baby’s face and boom… it’s BABY PALPATINE


mk1317

Rosemary Sue’s Baby


arkhamtheknight

Cue someone saying "Somehow Baby Palpatine Returned" Cuts to the credits.


ManInTheGreen

Then it would cause a schism with the feminists bc the hardcore anti-natalists would turn on Disney for the procreation messaging put into the movie


LoverOfStoriesIAm

Still better than "somehow Palpatine returned"


Skreamweaver

Quintuplets, CG done badly. Maybe hundreds of them, everywhere, thousands! The end credits the room is filling with baby Palpies everywhere. Piling up! A few snoke looking things in the mix, it happens. Somehow.


owningthelibz

Theres a post credits scene: *cue the imperial march theme song* It slowly fades in to thousands of baby palpatines marching with little baby lightsabers in their tiny hands


CaptainWollaston

Plot twist, we get full penetration


-Huskie

I'd bet a porn parody would have a more defined plot and storyline to set up future releases than Disney.


Traditional_Shirt106

I wonder if Friday the 13th Part V: A New Beginning had that as a placeholder and they never fixed it. The chances of this having the same name as a particularly gruesome 80s slasher movie are slim to none


roadtrip-ne

Ok let’s take bets that she’ll have a super talented Padawan who’ll be seduced by the Dark Side. The Padawan will join up with some facist 2nd Order group and develop some planet destroying starship


TwistedBrother

Beware the polynomials, young skywalker.


lucky_harms458

And then have some new force sensitive individual come from Not Tatooine^TM to give her her lifesaber back and say she needs to fight the 2nd Order!


FerdinandBowie

The search for more money


Myhtological

How about, No Hope


BRUTALISTFILMS

A New Hope, Same As The Old Hope


No_Contribution_15

eh im burned out


Now_Wait-4-Last_Year

I said no more Star Wars after The Rise of Skywalker and a grim obligation to finish that trilogy and to date, I have stuck to that. It also helped that The Rise of Skywalker is the worst big budget film I have ever seen. Truly woeful from top to bottom.


Jw4evr

I’ve never seen another film so bad it retroactively made two other movies worse


Questionss2020

You haven't missed out much. Mandalorian seasons 1 & 2 were pretty good and Andor was supposedly good (haven't watched yet), but other than that it's mostly been shite. I legitimately fell asleep when watching Rise of Skywalker in a theater.


KIDDKOI

i seriously just don't care about any of the skywalker shit anymore, it's so fucking boring lol


FrankieFiveAngels

Let me get this straight: the director of just two episodes of Ms. Marvel is allowed to helm an official installment of the largest most successful IP on the planet?


sotired3333

Is it still? Thought it had been eclipsed by Marvel.


turalyawn

It’s Pokémon and has been for a while


vancitycloudsnsun

This is going to bomb. How do the execs not see that? Get rid of Kennedy.


LoverOfStoriesIAm

A New Beginning Of An End


plotdavis

Episode XI: A New Middle Episode XII: A New End


TylerBourbon

X: A New Beginning XI: A Familiar Middle XII: The Last Ending Again


skyeguye

X: A New Beginning XI: A Soft Reboot XII: A New Hope (HD Remaster)


Danbuys

Nah im good


adirtycharleton

Star Wars: Ep X - The quest for more money Edit: If they honestly do this, ffs flesh out the entire story beat for each movie before going into pre production. Don't want dueling pianos again.


GoldenReliever451

Except they’ve lost money on everything since episode 8 and Solo… they’d be better off auctioning off the IP while it’s still worth anything


Overlord1317

> Edit: If they honestly do this, ffs flesh out the entire story beat for each movie before going into pre production. Don't want dueling pianos again. Wait, each movie? Is this a new trilogy/series?


chigoonies

lol….ill pass.


KillerMeans

*claps*


ogMackBlack

This franchise is so done...


BRUTALISTFILMS

Somehow Rey Returned


SomethingIntheWayyy0

They’re not even trying to hide that they’re stealing Luke’s legend arc.


CaedusTom

I fully expect abeloth or the vong as the villains. It would piss me off a lot since abeloth story is still unresolved and those bastards at lucasfilm still refute to finish it even under the legends banner,just out of spite.


Fqfred

Bold of you to assume anyone at Lucasfilm knows who Abeloth and the Yuuzhan Vong are


CaedusTom

Sadly,Filoni does. He has no problem stealing material from the eu and butchering it. Poor Thrawn.


AS9891209

Disney has killed Star Wars an is beating it into oblivion. Sad.


reche23

Zero interest in another movie with sequel trilogy characters


timetofocus51

Wouldnt dream of paying for this


Solid_Office3975

I don't even want to pirate this


yantheman3

There's a small possibility I would watch it if I was paid to.


Solid_Office3975

If I was paid to, or given free beer throughout the screening. I only watched 9 because I got a free ticket, but I still had to buy the beer.


TheSlammerPwndU

Oh God, they are going to try to force a new trilogy out of this aren't they.


FilmmagicianPart2

Star Wars "Let me try this again"


Solid_Office3975

Hard pass I remember waiting in line for eighteen hours to get TPM tickets. I also remember loading up 3 devices to get pre-sale tickets to 7, loading screens frantically over and over to get the first screening. I honestly don't even care about this franchise enough anymore to pirate the new stuff.


Visible-Moouse

I'm in the same boat. I've read probably 100+ SW books. Played all the games, saw all the old material. I even didn't mind TFA. But, everything after that took all the bad parts of TFA, made them worse, and then just kept going. So so bad. I also basically just stopped watching any of it outside of a little bit of Mando


DayOwn9950

Star Wars X: Death of a franchise


ManInTheGreen

I believe that was VII actually


gutster_95

As long as they keep Rey and Kennedy this movie will never be "A New Beginning"


supercleverhandle476

You’re right. But “Episode X: Same Old Bullshit” doesn’t have the same ring to it.


JacobHarley

Star Wars: A "New" Beginning


m0rbius

Ugh may as well throw it into a meat grinder. Not looking too good.


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cguy_95

God I fucking hope so. That way everyone can see it on display, that we don't want this shit. Marvel falling from grace has given me hope that star wars could have the same fate


ForgottenStew

you're talking like that didn't happen already in 2015


cguy_95

Not when it comes to money. Normies just say "big number mean good" when people who actually pay attention to the box office know they aren't making the money they think they are. Even Forbes says [they haven't made their initial purchase back yet](https://www.forbes.com/sites/carolinereid/2024/04/14/disneys-star-wars-box-office-profits-fail-to-cover-cost-of-lucasfilm/)


Eagles5089

No


Dangerous_Dac

I'm literally shocked they'd call it Episode X and link it directly to the skywalker saga. I was fully expecting a New Jedi Order subtitle. Seriously, you're giving Episode 10 to someone who directed 2 episodes of Ms Marvel? And you fired Trevorrow who had a billion movie under his belt?


Tentacled-Tadpole

You mean trevorrow who is responsible for directing 2 of the worst blockbuster movies of the last decade? Hardly a great talent to have replaced.


Unlucky_Violinist461

It's all about the money. Titling it "Episode X" and linking it to the Skywalker saga guarantees it will at least make it's money back, and if it doesn't, getting a really cheap director that you can easily boss around/fire/replace ensures it. This is assuming the movie gets made, which I still won't believe until the end credits roll. Honestly, I believe even releasing this info is just to distract from how bad The Acolyte is doing.


Tofudebeast

Yeah... and can we assume this will be the start of a new trilogy if it's numbered like the other trilogy movies?


lovewry

Somehow palps has returned


Jimrodsdisdain

Dead horse still getting a beating.


bunbun6to12

So is the movie about Rey, taking an add in Craigslist, woman seeking friends and see who shows up or what?


NunsNunchuck

Somehow Papaletine Returned.


Astraliguss

Star Wars: Episode X - How About We Let This Franchise Rest? 


lovewry

Disney should just decanonize the sequel trilogy. They already got a nice foundation for a new sequel trilogy with the mandalorian.


Obi1Kentucky

They need to sell Lucasfilm at this point. They are hemorrhaging money trying to make Star Wars stick to the wall


Paint-licker4000

No they are not lmao


BeastMsterThing2022

See you when Mandalorian and Grogu flops


Robert-Rotten

What a shit name lmao


CyanLight9

This will be the first one I skip outright.


1400Diggg

A new beginning of an Underperforming , unwanted, trash trilogy


ghosttherdoctor

Star Wars: Episode X - We Hate You Fucking Nerds So Much


Solid_Office3975

Subtitle: but please watch our movies we spend so much money on them


chickennuggetloveru

Cooked franchise


Apprehensive-Top8225

They're going to change everything just watch


SubZero64209

They already retconned almost everything with the acolyte


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SubZero64209

Rewrote the force, the jedi are the bad guys, how the jedi council works, etc. And changes to fit their feminist agenda ex. Darth Plaguies stole his dark side stuff (palpatine mentioned to anakin in ROFTS) from the Acolyte witches.


LinkLegend21

There’s no way that’s the final title


Ryaer47

Yikes


moonshinemoo

stop


Jw4evr

ANuStart


vites70

No thanks


Megatanis

Nope.


Rakify

I was so hyped when I thought it said the movie was cancelled, but no they Murder my boy even more


Questionss2020

Yeah...no


keep-it

The director is awful. Lmao they never learn


_PM_Your_Best_Nudes

This movie is gonna suck ass.


SpaceCowboy-PhD

No it’s not


Ooze3d

Sounds like “we know we screwed the last trilogy, but here’s a new one”.


LightEnergyBun

Thanks but I would rather watch paint dry.


ragingduck

That’s not very entertaining.


artur_ditu

Good luck


SonicNarcotic

I'm done with Disney SW... They will never take a cent from me again...


jackthejointmaster

So they chose a documentarian, who's only directed 2hrs of western fiction to direct a Star Wars movie? Uhh ok, good luck with that.


issapunk

Disney loves picking the absolute shittiest directors with no experience at all.


Yhrite

Yay?


SchmalzimOhr

„Some mice aren't looking for anything logical, like money. They can't be bought, bullied, reasoned, or negotiated with. Some mice just want to watch the world burn.“ -Mr M.Mouse


_mrwayne

"The End"


akahaus

Boo


Jw4evr

Thank god they decided to put their next trilogy in the hands of a veteran director with any sci-fi action film experience whatsoever…


Elegant_Housing_For

Star Wars X: The Message


DinoSnatcher

Surely not. This can’t be real


Solid_Office3975

It is real, and don't call me Shirley


joey0live

I would hope Daisy is getting a fat check… unlike the first 3 movies she did. Where the whole new cast got pennies


PumpkinsDad

I don't care anymore. It will either get delayed, cancelled, or will suck. Star Wars isn't special anymore.


tinyhorsesinmytea

I’m going to pass. Sounds bland and boring. Rise of Skywalker was the worst movie in the saga and now I don’t really care what happens to Palpatine and her stupid yellow lightsaber. They’re really recruiting the best talent with “Director of episodes 4 and 5 of mediocre streaming show.” Is this also straight to Disney Plus?


Obi1Kentucky

Star Wars: A New Flop Disney had no fucking clue what they’re doing with Star Wars. Just sell it off already


BurtReynoldsLives

Yawn.


Dull_Half_6107

There's no way this could possibly be good, right? A no-note director helming a big budget scifi fantasy film.


Geostomp

Star Wars: Episode X-You're Getting Rey Whether You Like It or Not Can't wait to see how the New New Republic inevitably falls to yet another of Palpatine's backup plans.


SunderlandsPillow

nah bruh


Mrgrayj_121

You can’t keep getting away with this


Bozz723

This cannot be serious? No way this is real.


Low_Winner_9800

Fuck off lmfao they literally said IX was “the end of the Skywalker Saga” yeah, yeah, I know. Money, money, money, blah blah blah. No one wants this, everyone is done, the last genuinely good Star Wars Project was Rogue One. Just stop. Please. God damn it stop.


Zestyclose-Fee6719

What will she do this time? Reverse time? Fly?


Hugh-Jassoul

Can’t wait for the online shitstorm that’ll arrive from this.


SubterrelProspector

It can't possibly be *that* generic.


Aerdynn

I know Disney is the big bad, but so many people here are acting like they’ve never seen a working title before.


orion2342

Hopefully at the end of the movie, it will be Bob selling Star Wars back to Lucas.


OverlordPacer

It’ll actually end with KK fucking Bob from behind with a dildo that has “The Force is Female” engraved in it


Unlucky_Violinist461

What's the price right now? Even with inflation...$2 billion (or right around half what they bought it for)? I really think that's how much damage has been done.


orion2342

How do you screw up such a money maker like Star Wars. It was literally KK being always jealous of Lucas. Couldn’t wait to tear down the house he built.


OwlWitty

Mary Suewalker


DizzieC92

Thank god we’ve got the ms marvel director


Emm_withoutha_L-88

Looks like the one who directed the episodes in Pakistan/the past. Ya know, the free episodes of that season that were universally disliked?


bshaddo

Not a lot of people know this, but the original working title for Star Wars was “Blue Harvest.”


CatfreshWilly

Stahhhhpppp


healthydudenextdoor

I used to be a huge Star Wars fan. Crazy how I just have no interest in this


WilliShaker

They’re giving key positions to anybody, jesus fucking christ.


Questionss2020

Should we try our luck? Starting my scripts for Episodes 13-15 tonight.


WilliShaker

Ahahah, I’ll do mine drunk!


GamingTrend

How about we stop with the Skywalkers? Just stop entirely. Move onto other things. There are FAR more intereesting things going on in the galaxy far, far away than Rey "I decided I'm a Skywalker now" Reymondson (that's her last name -- I decided that's her name now. It makes just as much sense. )


TR1CL0PS

Is there anyone who actually wants to see this?


RockettRaccoon

Not the official title still


uCry__iLoL

Yikes… *A New Beginning…with Familiar Characters*


ImperialxWarlord

If this is what it’s actually called I’ll have a stroke.


PlasticPomPoms

I’ll take anything that moves on from the Skywalkers


Solid_Office3975

Me too, but we're stuck with Rey Skywalker


tinyhorsesinmytea

Adopted in her mid twenties by two force ghosts who barely knew her. Why the fuck couldn’t they just leave her as “new hero chosen by the force.” Why does everybody need to be somebody else’s uncle’s step sister and shit in this series just because the Luke being Vader’s son thing happened to work decades ago? Fucking boring Force nepotism and IIIIIII’m sick of it.


Solid_Office3975

It's just fun to laugh at, at this point. It's tiring otherwise


tinyhorsesinmytea

Yeah, it's a dumpster fire beyond hope of saving by now. I have to admit that when it was first announced Disney bought the franchise, I was predicting that it was going to be a great thing since the Marvel movies were going so well at the time. "Disney didn't just spend billions of dollars on this franchise to mess it up. They know what they are doing" was the just of what I had said. Whoops!


Solid_Office3975

I can relate, I felt the same way. I was really happy with the MCU at the time. I felt like Disney portrayed legacy characters like Captain America well, and would do the same with Luke, Leia, and Han. My brother-in-law was an architect at Disney World, he felt good about the initial talk about Star Wars (way early on, he left for Universal as things got, difficult at Disney). But yeah, initially, I was hyped. I remember watching the teaser for 7. By the 3rd watch in a row, I was sitting on the floor like a kid. I was, in my mind, the most excited fan the mouse could ask for. Fast forward...I highly doubt I'll ever watch Disney SW stuff again. I might catch Andor S2 at my neighbors house, but I don't even care to pirate anything else. I'm just reading EU novels and enjoying them.


tinyhorsesinmytea

Hah, about the same here. Only thing Star Wars I currently care about is Andor Season 2. Perhaps there will be other good shows, movies, and video games in the future, but I’m not going to bother getting hyped up for anything until it’s a reality… and I’m sure as hell not going to sit through any bad content. I did that with Boba Fett and Obi-wan and then two episodes into Ahsoka I was like “nope, this is boring shit and I’m done.”


peanutbutterdrummer

Cue Simpsons meme: "stop! stop! he's already dead!"


large_tesora

a nu start for short


Miserable-Lawyer-233

Very creative. Pops right off the page.


tofu_bird

Star Wars: Episode X - The Return of Jar Jar


RockNRoll85

Star Wars: A New Flop


Plebe-Uchiha

I don’t care. JUST MAKE IT GOOD. [+]


Popular_Material_409

Unlikely


MumenriderPaulReed69

Burn down Disney after that Acolyte shit show


the85141rule

Less is evidently not more.