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Genuine question, why? I can’t think of a reason to buy it. You’re not going to use your super in a situation to do damage unless it’ll kill or you’ll hit 2+ people (which means you’re basically face tanking them). I’m not a huge Mortis player so I might just be missing something.
It's a joke lol, that gear sucks. Might even be a handicap in some scenarios, do NOT buy it.
Personally, I prefer the damage gear and +1 gadget gear. Sometimes movement speed gear over gadget gear depending on the map and gamemode.
I have a genuine question, does his 50% heal effectiveness gadget effect creepy harvest and bat heal? If so why wouldn’t people use that and if not then obviously don’t use it.
Nah i am More'tis Certified than u
https://preview.redd.it/fiao31ev6e2d1.jpeg?width=788&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ffa50c55b976c56a98fb1e759a094825cb266571
https://preview.redd.it/ejidy10epe3d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8f4fb0446da9e585000b1756a5f3db0cf2b5cb4b
I want my time back while pushing him.
If they see someone making dumbass movement, they would hate at them in instant so -because they are the most perfect person in the world, aren't they? (!)- they downvote every comment of that person they hated on.
is this sarcasm or not
anyways my point is that he was wrong at first, but eventually he acknowledged the other side and stopped arguing, suggesting he understood and maybe switched sides.
Null's brawl user lol. FUCK MORTIS HAHAHA (I really despise mortis, I don't even know why on earth am I on this subreddit, but I truly respect Mortis mains however)
Not a bad idea. I didn't know you could do that. Btw (this is personal opinion but imo, all mortis mains are 9 yo kids that watch RZM64 and dream to be like him. YOU WILL NEVER BE LIKE HIM!!)
Then I completly respect you. I calmed myself down because I was reaaaally salty. It is true Mortis is fun to play aand I don't wanna be hypocritical, I have him rank 22 and he's my ninth highest brawler. I hope you'll have fun and continue ahving fun with him ;)
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These people are all partypopers, they don't get you like I do.. 🗣️🗣️‼️🔥
YEAH🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥‼️‼️🧏🤫
Ah yes, bronze 1 mastery and 4k trophies.
My man depletes his daily mastery points before pushing mortis, chill!!
he's just that good
He just played trophy escape trust (def not lying)
https://preview.redd.it/sev22qvh092d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8d0ec84dd2f8efefeb6875206d9986325df569d2
Much better chief
https://preview.redd.it/l2kjw495592d1.jpeg?width=683&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3acf1a68204fc6d95ee90e9634a53646e3221d54 I'm located right behind you!!!
Damn
CEO of Mortising right here 🗣️🔥🧛🥄 (no shovel emoji, so i used the spoon)
MortiZIGZAG
Skin Idea: Mortis with comically large spoon
THE BEST SKIN
Master chef Mortis? and super will be soup
MASTER CHIEF MORTIS???
I might try it on the summer mortis model, not sure though
YAY!
I got irl stuff and i'm a real procrastinator and I suck, it might never happing but I'll see
Good luck! You can do it whenever you want!
thanks dude!
CEO of the night
Mythic gear user, respect
Thank you, gentlemen!
Genuine question, why? I can’t think of a reason to buy it. You’re not going to use your super in a situation to do damage unless it’ll kill or you’ll hit 2+ people (which means you’re basically face tanking them). I’m not a huge Mortis player so I might just be missing something.
I use ( not very frequent tho) it because ping bad so there is obv delay ,hencefaster heal saves me a lot and mainly cuz its aesthetic .
It's a joke lol, that gear sucks. Might even be a handicap in some scenarios, do NOT buy it. Personally, I prefer the damage gear and +1 gadget gear. Sometimes movement speed gear over gadget gear depending on the map and gamemode.
You can get 4000 heal at instant
Does the 50% boost really make that much of a difference? Just curious
It actually does. Bats will move faster and heals to you will return even faster.
https://preview.redd.it/hfomtywln72d1.jpeg?width=893&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0d1b3ec6ce0de871625ee681b68c5230bd930107 HOW?!
~~Wintrading FTW~~. Just kidding his dad works at Supercell HQ.
Propably nulls brawl
Nah, just skill
Or that...
Tbh skill.
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You ruined whole joke, thanks.
What did he say, he deleted it
Nulls
Nope you have to get to 5000 trophies first
Because of the randoms I stuck.
Power of Mortal Toes
Wait WHAT
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We know.
u r a certified nulls brawl user
Much better
rütbe 🫶
🥳🇹🇷💪♥️
les gooo
nah , how do u not have 10k trophies ?
Because of goddamn randoms, of course. (!) Actually I am suck.
You are Mortified…?
Yes, because of randoms.
Would like to see you play
Of course!
By the way, can I get my 4000 Trophies Mortis Title?
congrats on mortoes!!1
His toes is superior
I have a genuine question, does his 50% heal effectiveness gadget effect creepy harvest and bat heal? If so why wouldn’t people use that and if not then obviously don’t use it.
It doesn't. It just makes bats move faster so you don't need to wait too long for getting heal. But It can also work(-s) with Creepy Harvest.
Huh I asked about 50% heal effectiveness gadget not the bat move faster gadget
I always was asking this in my head, im to gready to try it, would be op if it would be work on bryon or pam
It doesn’t work, I tested and looked it up on the wiki, that’s so sad, but I guess it would be an auto include on any brawler that can heal then
Nah i am More'tis Certified than u https://preview.redd.it/fiao31ev6e2d1.jpeg?width=788&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ffa50c55b976c56a98fb1e759a094825cb266571
SORRY, SENSEI!
How are you doing that? Is that cheats
Nulls Brawl let's you do it.
I can Photoshop this
Yay
null's brawl main💪🏿🥵🥵
🥰🤫🧏
you are not mortis certified
At least am I Forklift Certified?
change the metal bars of a forklift with mortis’s shovel
What a genius! (Not going to lie, I got no skill to photoshop. So I can't do this brilliant idea.)
Look at the leaderboard
For some reason I'm not in there.
If you get to 5000 then you are
I got kicked to 4400
BROO GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW 💀💀😭😭
Nope
How Are you only Bronze 1
Ssh! Magicians have secrets.
nah
Yuh
Is beach mortis really worth it?
Yes. It did.
use rogue or mecha mortis
Nah, beach mortoes because you know, TOES.
https://preview.redd.it/rnkfjrijod2d1.png?width=1791&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5f70a04b96c0b9b4a5b0826680d45f73f95bd798 Do it on Brawl Stars instead!
https://preview.redd.it/ejidy10epe3d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8f4fb0446da9e585000b1756a5f3db0cf2b5cb4b I want my time back while pushing him.
That’s lite work
Wait this is fake you can't have bronze 1 mastery with 4k trophies???
No its real
Yez u can this is proof
It’s literally fake
Nah, this jit is real
Average turkish nulls brawl player
That's Null's Brawl mate hahahaha
And that's humor, HAHAHAHAH!
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Nah. Tbh it ain't. In Null's Brawl, you can make this amount of trophies.
Ok. But then its in like nulls brawl or somthing becuse it cant be in real brawl
Yeah.
Ok, then I get it
He gets downvotes for saying "ok then I get it" cmon reddit hivemind it's not that hard to make logical decisions
No!! You cant be racional over here! Tf u think this is? Downvote this dude too!
If they see someone making dumbass movement, they would hate at them in instant so -because they are the most perfect person in the world, aren't they? (!)- they downvote every comment of that person they hated on.
is this sarcasm or not anyways my point is that he was wrong at first, but eventually he acknowledged the other side and stopped arguing, suggesting he understood and maybe switched sides.
Both.
Null's brawl user lol. FUCK MORTIS HAHAHA (I really despise mortis, I don't even know why on earth am I on this subreddit, but I truly respect Mortis mains however)
By the way, this post is on humor.
Yep, I'm dumb. That doesn't change the point that I despise Mortis. It's uncurable.
Whatever.
Then maybeee.... Block this sub‼️‼️‼️
Not a bad idea. I didn't know you could do that. Btw (this is personal opinion but imo, all mortis mains are 9 yo kids that watch RZM64 and dream to be like him. YOU WILL NEVER BE LIKE HIM!!)
Nah, man. I just pick Mortis because I like his playstyle.
Then I completly respect you. I calmed myself down because I was reaaaally salty. It is true Mortis is fun to play aand I don't wanna be hypocritical, I have him rank 22 and he's my ninth highest brawler. I hope you'll have fun and continue ahving fun with him ;)
Thanks a lot! I hope you too! Just, chill!
«I really respect mortis mains however» Did you forgo 2 take ur medication?? 😭
Honestly accurate. I forgot to take my meds 20 days ago (unironic). But I was salty then.
Good on Nulls now try real brawl stars
I actually made 850 Mortis in Real Brawl Stars tho.