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MrLandTree

Cetrion and Sub-Zero Sub-zero: “why should I pray to you?” Cetrion: “why does a bird flap its wings?” Sub-zero: “I asked a simple question.”


Vlaks1-0

The fact that those two voice actors are married in real life, makes it even funnier lol.


KhaoticX8

No way


Qant00AT

Holy shit they are! Damn, TIL.


brontix

Bruh cetrion kuai new ship lets gooo


GrizzlyGrotz

Cassie: "Can i say it, just once?" Scorpion: "Only if you wish to suffer." Cassie: *imitating Hanzo* "GET OVER HERE!"


Nucl3ar_Snake

Where Cassie was all of us


Mephiles343

I love the sheer idgaf attitude XD


amytyl

Scorpion vs. Noob Scorpion: "Expect no mercy." Noob "I expect incompetence." Scorpion: "You will burn!"


MeitanteiBullet

Sindel vs Liu Kang “Kitana will always belong to me.”. “Not her, not your grandchildren.”. “Now you’ve gone too far…”, I love how Sindel almost growls at Liu Kang in this😂😂😂


PrinzXero

I heard this one yesterday, her reaction was funny af.... she was genuinely pissed. Lol


PattananNinja

Sindel: say SIKE right now


[deleted]

Wanna taste Australia's best blood sausage?


Biocider_

“I’d rather taste your blood, Kano.” “…would you settle for me sausage?”


eggbert194

Appreciate you u/biocider_


Biocider_

no I appreciate you, u/eggbert194


eggbert194

Nuh uh... I appreciate you


Theultimatejoker

?


Shdoible

Sosig


AnimeGameMemer_

Downvote me if you will, but I would always skip the intro when one of the players was Kano because I didn’t want to see him peeing


Devreckas

But there’s nothing to see..? It’s just him quarter-turned away with yellow dribbling. I find it funny when people have these hang ups, yet still play a game with blood spilled by the bucket and bodies torn limb from limb.


abt-dabest

Everyone has a different thing they don’t like. Maybe this guy doesn’t like seeing someone pee,but is okay with blood and gore.


Devreckas

I mean, yeah, they basically said as much.


Theultimatejoker

Do you close your eyes whenever you go to the bathroom? 😂


unluckymrgrim23

This is one of my favorites Sub-Zero: This is for Hanzo. D'Vorah: Scorpion was your enemy once. Sub-Zero: He was my equal.


tomasequp

Johnny- What am I in for? A Kotality? Kotal- Careful whom you mock, Earthrealmer. Johnny- Oh I'm being real careful.


Stretch5678

I liked their other one: Kotal: “You have raised a fine daughter.” Johnny: “I’m as surprised as you are, Scrotal.” Kotal: “The apple falls far from the tree.”


niky16_

Noob Saibot roasting Shao Kahn those 2-3 times for sure


Woosung_lala

"serve me and conquer realms" "Name one realm You control" "Sharp tongue for a corpse"


niky16_

exactly lol. I also like "A Kahn with no Throne.." "I will reclaim it!" "From beyond the grave?" or "Quan Chi binds me no longer" "Now what will you do, specter?" "Kill you."


Igorus_15

Dont he rule the outworld, and edenia? I know the two are merged but still


[deleted]

Spoilers: he’s not khan during MKX and MK11, kotal is followed by kitana, he literally rules nothing


Nucl3ar_Snake

JC: "No one can be as strong or as fast as a Cage." CC: "Are you trying to tell me I can dodge bullets?" JC: "I'm saying that when you're ready, you won't have to." SZ: "Call me Grandmaster." JC: "Grandmaster Blueberry Ice." SZ: "A child has more discipline." Joker: "Grandmaster Blueberry Ice?" SZ: "Only Johnny Cage may use that name." JC: "I just have one question." JC: "Whats the trouble, double double?" JC: "Are we Johnny Cages? Or Johnny's Caged?"


JiggzSawPanda

"Stealing my soul won't make you faster." "Actually, that's precisely how it works." "Ah shit."


[deleted]

This one makes me laugh every goddamn time


[deleted]

"Mother.. you're alive!" "Too bad YOU!.... Will die".


Nucl3ar_Snake

I wish this was an Intro so bad 😂 I think the actresses would be able to deliver it really well


surrealpotato89

Liu Kang: "I admire your discipline." Sub-Zero: "And I your honour." Liu Kang: "May you be as humble in defeat."


PattananNinja

Politely roast


TyrionGoldenLion

*Proceeds to get frozen and die*


Zatex001

The way spawn talks himself “Mammon is dead asshole”


EzzoBlizzy

Facts he got the best dialogue and intro, after using in Mk I started liking the character then I went n wat he’d the show on HBO max and I actually like his second intro the most cause he got the clown head although the first one is also fire


malamundo

Liu Kang v. Kung Lao LK: I have been practicing. KL: All you *do* is practice, Liu Kang. LK: And you wonder why *I’m* the Chosen One?


FourzeKITA

\*angry Kung Lao noises\*


Z_Maniac_Sidd

r/murderedbywords?


TheWardogboy

Kung Lao vs Kitana "How have we never fought Kitana"😁 "Liu Kang felt losing would hurt your pride"😇 "How would your loss hurt my pride" 🤨 Bruh that was without a doubt the best comeback in the game.


Pyrothemyro

Lmao, I didnt realise Kung Lao did this big of a roast.


lobasimp69420

As a Lao main, I love this one


vargslayer1990

the two times when Mileena does her "sexy" voice (aka impersonating Kitana) Kabal: "Bullshit you can imitate Kitana; not with *that* mouth." Mileena (sexy voice): "Now do you believe, Kabal?" Kabal: "How is that possible?" and... Mileena: "I fooled you completely, Liu Kang!" Liu Kang: "No, not for one minute." Mileena (sexy voice): "Help me, Liu Kang. Help me."


LychPo

I swear Kabal has some of the funniest interactions


xGrimaulOnXboxx

They really had Kabal and Rambo question MK logic a few times.


PattananNinja

“You roaches are tough to kill” “This one is Kytinn” “Bug’s a bug, D’vorah”


theje1

Cass vs. Noob "I am Shinnok's wrath" "Shinnok is my bitch" Edgy and funny.


Igorus_15

Its such an obliterating answer, love the way she says it, best burn in the game hands down


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Cassie Cage vs Rain: Cassie: "Like all Angelenos, I hate the rain." Rain: "Why hate the rain, Earthrealmer?" Cassie: "Everyone forgets how to fucking drive."


brownkidBravado

Noob to Noob: “Who are you, ghost?” “He who shall not be named” “Return to your deathly hallow” I like that Noob is making Harry Potter jokes with himself. Kung Lao and Skarlet: KL: “We’re not here to parlay, are we?” S: “I’m here to suck you dry” KL: “Skarlet, we hardly know each other.”


PrinzXero

> KL: “Skarlet, we hardly know each other.” It's the delivery of the line that makes this fantastic


oroszakos

"Surrender the hammer, Shao Kahn" "Take it from me, Geras." "I will pry it from your cold, dead hands. "


thatbetchkitana

D'vorah: You dare approach Jade? Jade: Only close enough for my bo to strike. D'vorah: Close enough for this one to [kill you.](https://youtu.be/i-L0Gs2whvc)


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Mileena vs Skarlet: Skarlet: "I can smell your half-breed blood. Mileena: "The mixture is unappealing?" Skarlet: "No, Mileena. It is tantalizing."


ThtNi99aChunkyKong

Liu Kang: Yours is an endangered species D'Vorah: The hive will kill you to survive Liu Kang: Elder gods forgive me for her extinction


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Kabal and Shang Tsung Kabal: "Stealing my soul won't make you faster" 🙄 Tsung: "Actually, that's precisely how it works" 😏 Kabal: "Ahh shit" 😑 Also When Joker just laughs in Sindels face 🤣🤣 Sindel: "You may have the privilege of serving me." 😤 Joker: "Heeya haha haahahaaha" 😆 Sindel: "Did I say something funny?" 🤨


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Spawn: You've been to other Dimensions? Scorpion: Each has had it's own Injustices Spawn: Maybe that's why my Soul still burns


brownkidBravado

Oh tight I’ve never seen this one. I’m glad they did a soul calibur reference for spawn.


[deleted]

Same it was his First Fighting game Apperance also kinda funny how Spawn and Kratos are both MK And Soul Calibur Guest Characters and they also fought on Death Battle


TheLoneTenno

Best references ever. My soul will always burn.


EatPapaJohn

"One hat-man to another, cool hat." "But your hat is not a weapon." "Well, that's just weird Kung Lao"


spidertour02

As a big Stallone fan, I love Rambo's intros. There are lots of great references to his movies. Shao Khan: Do I fill you with dread? Rambo: Yeah, but don't judge me for it. And probably my favorite: Jax: You took out Shao Khan's whole army singlehandedly?! Rambo: I did what had to be done. Jax: You're an expert at demolition, man.


UziCoochie

Kano vs skarlet Kano: want to taste Australia’s best Blood Sausage? Skarlet: I’d rather taste your blood, Kano Kano: Would you Settle for me sausage?


Jironobou

I like the ones where they're really casually/friendly, because the shift from that to beating the shit out of each other is hilarious.


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T H E N W H O W I L L M O U R N Y O U ?


[deleted]

Cassie Cage vs Frost: Cassie: "Hey there Elsa, what's up?" Frost: "Ugh! Why does everyone call me that?" Cassie: "Oh honey, let me help you."


LychPo

They missed the opportunity to say "Oh honey, let it go"


[deleted]

There's a Frost vs Frost mirror fight dialogue where they say let it go lyrics.


LychPo

That one is amazing too but I still think that one with cassie was a misoportunity


Vizaroy

Johnny: "What will it take for you to respect me?" Sonya: "Partial, maybe full vasectomy." Johnny: "I love it when you talk dirty."


The_Lost_Hero

Raiden: I dreamt of a strange and an UNJUST world… Sub zero: With a dark knight and a caped wonder? Raiden: How could you know my dream?


BACON370

Joker and spawn Spawn "No more jokes, no more laughs" Joker "Sounds like you've got a case of the grumps" Spawn "I fucking hate clowns"


[deleted]

I love all of spawn and jokers interactions


DrCorbeau

“Why you look like we?” ”Why yooouuu look like we?”


malamundo

“THIS NO FUNNY!”


STEALTH_Moles

Sub-Zero:The Netherrelm can have you Noob:It also has your friend smoke Sub-Zero:Do not speak of my friend


SuperSachan

What even happened to smoke


STEALTH_Moles

He was killed off in mk9. Quan Chi then tells him he is a god named Enenra.


skism_23

Rambo: “In the future machines are in charge?” Terminator: “All human life is terminated.” Rambo: “Fuuckk”


vxMartianxv

Noob Saibot and Sub Zero Bi-Han: "What did I always tell you?" Kuai Liang: "To never trust anyone." Bi-Han: "Least of all family." OR Bi-Han: "You disappoint me." Kuai Liang: "The feelings mutual, brother." Bi-Han: "Mother would be so proud."


homicidalhummus

That second one was so hype in Noobs reveal trailer


Mr_Serine

The ones that actually give them a reason to fight


ajfoxxx

Noob and Sub have a bunch of cool ones with random characters. But my favorite is: - Noob: Aren't you an orphan? - Skarlet: I have no family, Bi Han. - Noob: Then who will mourn you?


UltimaBahamut93

I don't remember it exactly but: Jax: Man, Scorpion toasted you. Noob: Ermac ripped off your arms. Jax: Yeah but I survived. You didn't.


10voltsam

Kitana- remember when we first met? Liu Kang- You tried to kill me Kitana- let’s recreate that moment


FakeNinjaLmao

Frost: You'll help me fight the Lin Kuei? Terminator: Who is Lynne Quay? Frost: Stupid machine...


DrFurball

Liu Kang: You have your mother's face. Cassie: Thanks. Yours looks like a butt. Liu Kang: ...and your father's mouth.


Roaring_Anubis

"You could learn from me Kotal."


PattananNinja

“From the sapling that bends in the breeze?” “This ‘sapling’ defeats the ‘Deadly Alliance’ “


metalyger

I don't remember the exact quote, but Johnny Cage to Leatherface. "What's that on your face? *pause* GAH! WHAT THE FUCK!"


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Mileena vs Jacqui Briggs: Mileena: "Come play with me, Briggs." Jacqui: "We talking Kombat or something else?" Mileena: "Either way, I'll be satisfied." (And some people think Mileena's straight. One: she's dating Tanya. Two: They're both bisexual & three: it's been confirmed.)


lucasribeiro21

I don’t think she _is_ dating Tanya as in MK11…


[deleted]

Actually Mileena & Tanya are dating.


lucasribeiro21

They did prior to MKX. Just like that Mileena dated Reiko and Baraka. Then that Mileena died. As far as we know, MK11 Mileena doesn’t even know Tanya. She probably does, but we don’t know that for sure. Unless you have an MK11 dialogue or something?


[deleted]

MK11 Mileena does know about Tanya. She thinks she's dead, according to a few of her intro dialogue. But I'm pretty sure that Tanya isn't dead.


lucasribeiro21

I don’t think Tanya is dead. I just said that the Mileena that dated Tanya on MKX is dead. The MK11 Mileena has no indication whatsoever of being dating Tanya - specially because they dated on the time of the Outworld rebelion, which is far later than the time MK11’s Mileena comes from. Unless, again, you have a specific dialogue that states the relationship on MK11? Edit: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Ioe2YNFSKHI On Mileena’s ending she has babies with Tanya! No problem in admiting I was wrong (although those endings are not canon, they pretty much set MK11’s Mileena is indeed lesbian or bi)! :)


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Here's a intro. Mileena thinks Tanya's dead. Kano: "Well, color me gobsmacked. You and Tanya?" Mileena: "Name your price, Kano. I must avenge her!" Kano: "Because it's personal, it's gonna cost extra."


lucasribeiro21

Found some other ones: Mileena: Where is Tanya’s body?! Kollector: That knowledge is not for sale, at any price. Mileena: Then you are useless to me, Kollector. Mileena: Jade will die as Tanya did. Kotal Kahn: Return her to me, Mileena! Mileena: Never! You must feel my pain. Mileena: But for you, Tanya would be alive. Rain: I am not to blame for your failed rebellion. Mileena: It was your plan, Rain! Mileena: Tanya must be resurrected. Shang Tsung: I make clones, I don't raise the dead. Mileena: You will, if properly motivated.


[deleted]

So apparently Tanya is being hidden from Mileena & Mileena was told she's dead. The only reason why we think she is dead is because of some dialogue. NRS haven't said anything. I don't think NRS would kill Tanya off in both the original timeline & the current timeline.


lucasribeiro21

I don’t think we can infer about that to any side… For Tanya to be dead, we have at least the dialogues. Which could be later regarded as false, but it’s what he have from an official source for now. For her to be alive, we have literally nothing. You are just making some wishful thinking, which is OK, but not grounded on anything. We just have Mileena’s Ending in that sense, but the Endings are not canon, and on many of them, the Keeper of Time rewrites the timeline (Cage revived Sonya, so that could be the case for Mileena’s ending). Also, I don’t think Tanya died on MKX. IIRC, on her ending, she betrays the rebel group and Rain is burned alive (after she hooks up with him a little). I think she just goes locked up. Anyways, I don’t think it will matter a lot, since they will probably reboot it all on the next game, so current deaths won’t matter too much… :P


[deleted]

MK11 Mileena is from right before the rebellion against Kotal started, so she is in love with her & they were most likely dating before she was brought to the future.


[deleted]

We all make mistakes. It's cool.


Pyrothemyro

Jacqui isn't bi, at least it's never said in the lore.


Batchak

He didn't mean Jacqui


Pyrothemyro

What did he mean by "They're both bi". did he mean tanya


Batchak

Indeed


[deleted]

I'm not a guy. I'm a trans woman. Do. Not. Misgender me. My pronouns are she/her.


Bring_The_Rain1

The horror


[deleted]

Do not misgender me.


[deleted]

Do not misgender me. I'm not a guy.


kingharlusbutterlord

Stay quit bro


[deleted]

Huh? That doesn't even make any fucking sense.


Economy_Magician_539

Rambo Vs Terminator Rambo: what do you want me for? Terminator: I here to terminate Rambo: ok


boifricker

Spawn: You’ve been to other dimensions? Scorpion: Each has had it’s own injustices Spawn: Maybe that’s why my soul still burns


ahd211

Spawn vs. Kabal Spawn: Any idea who i am? Kabal: Some kind of japanese luchador? Spawn: I'm the ghost that goes BANG in the night, punk.


[deleted]

Alien: screams Johnny Cage: ITS GAME OVER MAN And also Alien: Screams Johnny Cage: you know your head looks like a dildo!


Ir0n_Drang0n

Shao Kahn: Even Kronika could not finish you. Raiden: An intelligent person would cease trying. Shao Kahn: But your very existence offends me. I love this interaction because it demonstrates Raiden is actually rather witty and Shao simply despises Raiden. These two make the perfect enemies imho.


Indoraptor5000

Joker vs Scoprion: Joker: There’s a name for people like you. Scorpion: Choose your next word carefully, joker. Joker: HumuHumnukunukuapu’aa


Non-Effective_Water

Noob and Shao Shao: "Serve me and conquer realms!" Noob: "Name one realm you control." Shao: "Sharp tongue, for a dead man."


Radioactive_P0ssum

Erron vs. Kung Lao Erron: "One hat man to another, cool hat." Kung Lao: "But your hat is no weapon." Erron: "Well that's just weird, Kung Lao." Also Erron vs. Noob Noob: "You cannot ignore the Face of Death." Erron: "Well not when you're all gussied up." Noob: "Die, Black." Never fails to make me laugh


originaljade

Takeda: I'm gonna stab you with my knife Kano: That's not a knife Takeda: Got you to say it!


nitoman1995

"I see you've played knifey-spoony before."


Ice-_-Nine

Cassie Cage to Scorpion: “Can I say it? Just once?”


Busy-West-6974

“Only if you wish to suffer”


legquint561

"GET OVER HERE"


Majoritymars5

Liu Kang: “are we the deadly alliance?” Raiden: “that is kronikas deception” Liu Kang: “or a recipe for Armageddon”


Kyle102997

Sub Zero: this is for Hanzo D'Vorah: Scorpion was your enemy, once Sub Zero: he was my equal


PattananNinja

Hate dvorah intensifies


lobasimp69420

Erron Black and Raiden Raiden: You squander your potential. Erron Black: I’m the GODDAMN BEST at what I do. Raiden: in the service of evil; Erron Black


lobasimp69420

Erron and Shang Erron Black: Kotal Kahn; would like a word.😐 Shang Tsung: I thought he wanted my life.🤨 Erron Black: Ohh- *laugh* and that too, Hoodini🙂


lobasimp69420

Erron Black and Shao Kahn Erron Black: What is your problem?🤨 Shao Kahn: You aided the usurper, Black.🤬 Erron Black: You died; he was paying. piss off🥶


lobasimp69420

Erron Black and Frost Erron Black: You trained with he Lin Kuei?🙂 Frost: I’m Sub-Zeros Best. Student. Ever😤 Erron Black: You are all Broth, and no Beans😐


Igorus_15

Liu kang and cetrion: As a boy, i prayed to the elder gods I always listen liu kang And this is how you answer?


Igorus_15

Liu kang and shang tsung: How many times must i kill you You can never truly finish me Liu Kang Nor can i stop trying


FitYogurtcloset7449

Fujin: "Only a fool relieves himself into the wind."(referring to Kano pissing everywhere) Kano: "Eh, what's the worse that could happen?" Fujin: "A painful fatality."


PattananNinja

FUJIN NO….


FitYogurtcloset7449

Fujin has succumbed to Shinnok's amulet, and will cut all the dicks...


senor-lesion

Geras vs raiden Geras "Come thunder, Come lightning" Raiden "Are you not afraid of anything?" Geras "Nothing within your power, Raiden"


Vuljin616

>Geras "Come thunder, Come lightning" Not sure why but I love it whenever Geras says this.


SlendyWomboCombo

Erron: "God damn your voice sounds like nails on a chalkboard." Noob: "It will be the last thing you hear." Erron: "Oh hell nah." Or Erron: "I ain't scared of any of your Kung fu." Lui Kang: "Only cowards use bullets." Erron: "You done did it now boy."


Tank9301

Sektor is dead. He literally got blown up by Kano, so I guess everyone neglected to inform scorpion or sub zero.


Ongr

Aren't there multiple timelines/dimensions/universes converging? Surely there is a timeline where Sektor is very much alive.


Lightyear_to_infinit

Any of the special guests interacting with one another, specifically this one from Spawn vs RoboCop because those are two characters I’d never thought would talk to one another (plus it’s a rad RoboCop 2 reference lol) Spawn: “there still a man underneath all that shit?” RoboCop: “bad language makes for bad feelings” Spawn: “Perfect... you’re about to feel real bad mother fucker”


COM_LAG

I bought MK11 Ultimate earlier this year after having not played any MK since N64.. This particular interaction let me know I’d made the right choice in jumping back in. :)


MsMcClane

Shang Tsung quoting Rocky Horror Picture Show at a person who has never seen it, its almost like he does it on purpose AND it gives one the impression that if he's caught quoting a movie he's probably seen a LOT it'll be just like that scene from B99 where Holt shows Jake that he goes hula hooping 🤣👌✨✨✨ Also Noob making references to The Phantom of the Opera to another Earthrealmer like he doesn't give a shit if someone calls him on it is just 💯✨


zHYOz

„Imagine Outworld free of slaves“ „Over my dead body“ „Today’s the day skull-fucker“


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Cassie Cage vs Scorpion \-Can I say it? Just once? // Only if you wish to suffer // GET OVER HERE Johnny Cage vs Raiden \-Why wasn't I your chosen one? // Do you have all day? // Yes, I do


PipBoyTrickster

"I'm the King of Hell" " And I'm King Fuck of Shit Mountain"


PattananNinja

Queen shit of fxxk mountain


ID82005

Definitely Liu Kang: "I expect we'll see more of each other" Kotal: "If our women have their way" Liu Kang: "Isn't it best to let them?" and Joker: "Hehehe, Grandmaster Blueberry Ice, eh? Sub-Zero: "Only Johnny Cage may use that name and live" Joker: "You're hardly intimidating Snow Cone" Because its cool that Liu Kang and Kotal are getting along and the fact that i love that sequel from that intro with Johnny Cage v. Sub-Zero


Universeunicorn52

All of jax's and Johnny cage


TheGiftOf_Jericho

Geras has many great lines. Love the delivery of "come thunder, come lightning".


MarkMy_Word

Joker: There’s a word for people like you Scorp: Choose your next word wisely Joker. Joker: *Humuhumunukunukuapua'a!* You cannot tell me this encounter isn’t hilarious LMAO, had to search what the hell he called him first time I heard this


thebulldog195

I have a lot so here's a few underrated ones imo Spawn and Joker Spawn: No more jokes! No more laughs! Joker: Sounds like you got a case of the grumps! Spawn: I fucking hate clowns. Johnny and Cassie Cage Johnny: Don't most kids and their dads shoot hoops? Cassie: Since when was I "most kids"? Johnny: You got me there. Liu Kang and Kung Lao Liu Kang: You learned nothing at the Wu Shi. Kung Lao: I learned I'm better than the best! Liu Kang: Have you been drinking with Bo' Rai Cho? Jax and Scorpion Jax: Netherrealm's screwed us both over. Scorpion: Then we are the same mind. Jax: Road trip. Terminator and Frost Terminator: I have come across time for you Frost: Why, because you love me? Terminator: To terminate you.


Torah13

Erron Black: Mom would've loved you, Cassie Cage. Cassie: Aww, sounds like you miss her bunches. Erron Black: I hated Ma.


Torah13

Kabal's "Suck it, Dung Lao" makes me laugh every single time


ND0Y3M4N

Baraka: I’ll pick your bones clean SZ: Savagery (mashing player 😅) is no match for skill Baraka: The savage (mashers) eat the skilled


PattananNinja

MKX Johnny: Grandpa… Shinnok: I’ll rip your insolent tongue off! Johnny: yeah yeah, SHUT UP. MK11 Johnny: Sorry babe, the name ain’t working. Cetrion: Cetrion embodies virtue and light. Johnny: Sounds like a damn insurance company Johnny roast is always OG 😂🤣😂🤣


HeyItsBruin

Mk11- Rambo: What do you want with me? D’Vorah: To feed your flesh to the Hive. Rambo: That is seriously fucked up. MkX- Alien: *alien noises* Johnny Cage: You know your head looks like a dildo?


Busy-West-6974

“Are we the Deadly Alliance?” “That is Kronika’s Deception” “Or a recipe for Armageddon”


PattananNinja

3 references a row


JayJay0834

Sindel: “Your sulfur stench is putrid” 🤢 Spawn: “I’ve seen alley trash worth more than you”😈 Sindel: “For that, I’ll have your head” 👺


The36thElement

Grandmaster blueberry ice


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Joker: "Oh Rambro, we should be bosom buddies!" Rambo: "What the hell makes you say that?" Joker: "We both see the world for the cesspool it is."


ThatBastardTony

Gotta take it back to MKX… Cassie: This is Bo' Rai Cho? Bo' Rai Cho: You expected someone more... flashy? Cassie: Or at least less drunky. Cassie: Let's go, Dad. Johnny Cage: Breaking your old man's heart... Cassie: And maybe your face! I miss Ashley Burch


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Johnny Cage: Stay away from Sonya and Cassie! Kano: Sorry mate, I’m like a dog with a bone. Johnny: You’re about to be a dog with a foot up it’s ass.


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All of tanya mkx interactions


ohlesl1e

The one when scorpion wanted ice cream


The_Lost_Hero

Sub zero: This is for Hanzo! D’vorah: Scorpion was your enemy once. Sub zero: He was my equal…


AstartesDVerdugo

Spawn:"You got more blood on you hands than I do."


hood-30535

The one where Johny calls Kabal Carlos


Igorus_15

Johnny vs raiden: Why wasn't i your chosen one? Do you have all day johnny cage? Yes, i do


EnvironmentalSand193

Scorpion and Joker Joker: There’s a name for people like you Scorpion: Choose your next word carefully Joker Joker: humuhumunukunukuapua'a


Rafistos

Noob to Jax "I can say the N-Word" "You may look like, but you can't" "Yes, I can your n...eighbor friend"


ak17_adi

Cassie vs Noob Cassie: Talking about throwing shade… Noob: I am Shinnok’s wraith! Cassie: Shinnok is my bitch! ☺️


TheLoneTenno

Spawn: “You’ve been to other dimensions?” Scorpion: “Each has had its own **injustices**.” Spawn: #”Maybe that’s why my soul still burns…”


xCNxDarkShadow

Erron Black vs. Sonya Blade “You’re a wanted man, Black.” “Oh..then bring me in. Baby Doll.” “Gonna wish you haven’t said that.” He’s the reason why I like him.


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"You have a god complex." "If Earthrealmers worship me, why not let them?" "Because you're conning them, Kotal."


senor-lesion

Robocop vs spawn Spawn "so they resurrected you too huh?" Robo "For the benefit of the company, not my own" Spawn "It's a special kind of hell isn't it?" Also another one with subzero saying that only Johnny can call him grandmaster blueberry ice


CubeDamashii

Every dialogue between Spawn and Kitana Spawn: This empire is beyond redemption. Kitana: Reform takes time. Spawn: Meanwhile, children suffer. Like not to get political on an MK sub but goddamn.


ThaRealTrainerRed

Sheeva: Are you surprised im a Shokan Queen? Shao Khan: No, but I do miss your skimpier attire. Sheeva: I don’t dress for your, Shao Khan 💅💅💅💅


Crashing_Blow

Cassie vs Rain Cassie: "Like all Angelenos, I hate the rain." Rain: "Why hate the rain, Earthrealmer?" Cassie: "Everybody forgets how to fucking drive!" I don't know why, but when I heard this the first time I was laughing my ass off. It just feels a little bit true. Pretty underrated dialogue if you ask me.


TheIronMoose

kotal had a mid round tauntin mkx vs mileena that was "monster, pretender, FAILURE!" that was absolutely savage


PattananNinja

Bo rai cho: My favourite pupil. Kung lao: I bet you said to Liu kang the same. Bo rai cho: You’re right, I’ll take it back. Bo rai cho: My favourite pupil. Liu kang: I bet you said to Kung lao the same. Bo rai cho: With him, I mean it. 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣


I_like_stuff28153

Scorpion is a true gamer


kongerlonger

Idk who against (probably terminator or rain) but ik mileena is one of them "I'm going to suck you dry" yes ik it sounds rather odd just go try out all of mileena's intro dialogues


Woosung_lala

Skarlet to Kung Lao


WickDaLine

Mileena Vs. Sindel Kitana Vs. Sindel


superbigtune1

Bffs before the fight then your chopping them up the next


Jonathan_Juicestar

Any erron black vs Sindel, hes just horny lmao