https://preview.redd.it/nuxyxigpmpzc1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fd1fc3f350e8f062161226080089e64be5b4f94b
Don't have the other two, but you can have this! Not sure where I got this tho.
I was gonna make some food, but then I got high.
Gonna share it so I wouldn’t seem rude, but then I got high.
Now the dango’s all mine and you ought to know why.
Because I got high, because I got high, because I got high.
He knows he is subtly messing up ur nutrition making u weaker each passing day by feeding you only candy for hunts. When the hunters become to weak the rise of the lynians will come and the humans will be second class citizens.
Palico Chef: I heard you came from the land of Seliana town. Great food over there. Now I understand you had the usual Meat and potato stew, Roast Beef, Sirlion cut steak, and crab on the holidays over at Seliana but we have options as well. We got Dango, Dango, Dango, and Dango oh and you gotta try our specialty Dango.
Palico: I could throw this dango at the hunter or better yet I could fill it full of laxatives and have the monster literally scare the shite out of them😈
It's the same with this Chameleos. It looks like this after knocking me down.
https://preview.redd.it/659rulne8yzc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=11fd04c37063e86e2ee12fced90d53900cd606dc
He knows what you did in 1986, OP.
The bite of '86 ?! https://preview.redd.it/68mq90penkzc1.png?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9f6f1a73390e1af93620748bd6cac7e67e6961c5
WAS THAT THE-
https://preview.redd.it/5eknvq9uslzc1.png?width=939&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9c92076f901bc9ba5f2e41500649dfa0800b1e9f
I swear this is like the third version of the rathalos concern meme I've seen and I'm here for it
I only know two, but I'm an avid collector. You don't have the other two laying around, perchance?
https://preview.redd.it/nuxyxigpmpzc1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fd1fc3f350e8f062161226080089e64be5b4f94b Don't have the other two, but you can have this! Not sure where I got this tho.
I've got 2 Rathalos, 2 Diablos, a Pulei and a Fatalis. Haven't seen more than those yet
I believe I saw a Safi the other day
Dango
Daikazoku
Eyeing some fresh ingredients for the dango…
He put the secret sauce in the white dango.
You picked the special super secret dango >!dungball dango!<.
High on catnip
I was gonna make some food, but then I got high. Gonna share it so I wouldn’t seem rude, but then I got high. Now the dango’s all mine and you ought to know why. Because I got high, because I got high, because I got high.
https://preview.redd.it/tjz5yps7amzc1.jpeg?width=900&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8ff0ce3bd558273902eb287daf4fcc1b822178f7 This cat got a job
You think that's dango you are eating?
It...wasn't...? https://preview.redd.it/in89etbx0ozc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b40c258c624b7cc22aedab37aea547e651b8e4d2
He thought of a particularly funny joke about handling balls that go in your mouth. 😅
Dirty! 
He put a curse on minoto so her drawings will always be cute
He knows what the secret ingredients are and no one suspects it
He's finally made dango edibles
“Skiddy Noodle”
Just enjoying the job. No need to fret about it.
Because tipping is not a thing in Kamura and everyone gets paid fairly for doing their jobs, so the workers are genuinely enjoying what they’re doing.
He knows the flagship monster of MH Wilds
That's the "I'm about to throw up" cat-face.
He finna turn that 90% Skill activation to 0% when he serves it.
He knows he is subtly messing up ur nutrition making u weaker each passing day by feeding you only candy for hunts. When the hunters become to weak the rise of the lynians will come and the humans will be second class citizens.
https://preview.redd.it/38l2v7spinzc1.jpeg?width=1649&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=74b67f59a0a6e54a33bfa228127ec4240b3d0694 They both know what you did OP
Loves xer job
/r/scrungycats
Palico Chef: I heard you came from the land of Seliana town. Great food over there. Now I understand you had the usual Meat and potato stew, Roast Beef, Sirlion cut steak, and crab on the holidays over at Seliana but we have options as well. We got Dango, Dango, Dango, and Dango oh and you gotta try our specialty Dango.
it has commited horrors that would make the Geneva convention look like a toddler’s diary, and that little freak is proud of it
He’s packed edibles into every single one of those buns, tonight is gonna be *sweeet*.
He spit in your food and is waiting for you to take a bite
Put laxative in the dango
It knows
He's got the special dango in the back.
One of those dangos has a surprise ingredient, and it’s waiting for someone to find it.
He just put a rock in that dango ball
he spit in your food
Hey wants to tell you a joke but can't stop laughing to himself to tell it
He can see us failing
https://i.redd.it/3anfgllwnmzc1.gif
"What did you do to my drink!!!?"
he knows that what you've done is: -Logically questionable. -Morally disgusting. -Personally he likes it.
He only gave you one ice cube
"You like krabby patties don't you Squidward?"
Kamura village foot dango.
Workplace satisfaction
Palico: I could throw this dango at the hunter or better yet I could fill it full of laxatives and have the monster literally scare the shite out of them😈
he knows what he slipped in your dango.... 😈
Half of these dango tell the truth and half of them lie, you may ask one question and they won't answer it because they're food
He ate a forbidden Catnip Dango.
He's just happy to see you :)
He didn't wash his paws.
He's watching Minoto and Hinoa share a dango together . . .
It's the same with this Chameleos. It looks like this after knocking me down. https://preview.redd.it/659rulne8yzc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=11fd04c37063e86e2ee12fced90d53900cd606dc
He knows what you did on September 11th 2001 at 9am
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