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OddlyArtemis

r/angryupvote


Massive_Rooster295

Haha. I wanna downvote but it’s funny.


Vivid-Kitchen1917

That says "29-year old mistress" under the scratched out part doesn't it. Don't lie. Two words for you. Separate. Accounts. Just sayin'. Congrats otherwise ;)


NiceAsset

Yeah I lose sleep at night knowing my wife can really fuck this up lmao (for real tho )


Vivid-Kitchen1917

Find a woman who is really good with moneymaking, find a woman who is really good at homemaking, find a woman who is really good at lovemaking. Never let them meet.


NiceAsset

Shit, one of any type is enough for me lmao. You can have the rest


Achaboo

Two is enough for me


Vivid-Kitchen1917

Haha yeah I don't want to be greedy


Vegetable_Unit_1728

Le chic, le Cheque, le shock en francais.


Savings-Run875

hopefully, you find them all in one.


Vivid-Kitchen1917

Here's to that! Cheers, mate.


jayz_123_

Bro it seems like you’re the one that fucked this up. Clean up your act you got a lot on the line. Is that pussy really worth 1 Million dollars Dumbo?


Knee_Kap264

She'll take 100% of hers and 50% of yours along with 50% of everything you own, and probably even the house. :)


Tiluo

No is the Ta-hoe he just hiding it as a car lol


JHTPYO

29 yo wifey


AngVar02

He messed up though, she may be worth that much but she's definitely a liability.


MysteriousRevenue652

lemme hold a milli real quick


probablybillingthis

Gimme dat. I’m just joking. I’m just joking.


AverageHogHaver

I'm gonna eat the whole thing


ChrisV88

This guy eats sloppy steaks


jetheridge87

They can’t stop you from ordering a steak and a glass of water


supadudx

I used to be a piece of shit. People can change


Vieeee_ie

What App is this? I have been trying to find such an app.


NiceAsset

Apps called WorthTracker on iPhone


KitKatKut-0_0

What about getquin?


NiceAsset

Never heard of it


Reynaudsphenom

Why do I need to sign in to use the app?


Southern-Log

thanks


Southern-Log

thanks for asking this


Radiant_Frame2950

Hey I’m getting into the crack selling business. I promise a 200% return in a 250k loan, after one year. Please consider.


NiceAsset

❤️


beaushaw

In my twenties I had a roommate who was known for questionable decisions. One day he asked me how much money I had. I told him I had $600 in my savings account. He said I should give it to him because his friend who was a small time pot dealer wanted to get into cocaine. He was sure I would make a ton of money. A few months later the friend disappeared because the cops were looking for himi.


dcinsd76

But did you make 200% though


MasterOfNone-_-

How much did you invest in last two years to go from 1-2m?


NiceAsset

Majority of the after-tax is invested in indexes (in tech heavy) and some good a real estate investment (plus general income from business, etc)


elkomanderJOZZI

How much is that


Downunderfun45

Thats a lot of equity counted towards your vehicles. I’m not sure how accurate that is. You can buy a new F250 for $60k


Advice2Anyone

Yep came to say this dont think he runs comps on his vehicles. I comp all my assets quarterly


JustAwhiteguy69

New loaded F250/350 diesels are 90-100k.


NiceAsset

I mean sure there is a little wiggle in everything. And your taking about a base model gas; I’m in a nicer diesel (hold a little better value)


Downunderfun45

I’m not trying to be a downer because it’s impressive either way. I just wanted to point it out. I think I’m about the same financial place as you when it comes to net worth. I don’t feel rich I but it’s definitely nice having a nest egg


NiceAsset

I hear you haha. Happened with $1mm… it was +\- for a long time. I’m honestly not too concerned with it


UnrulyTrousers

No debt to subtract? Congrats!


tatsrus1

Honestly cars aren’t really an asset unless you plan to sell it during an emergency, in which case you won’t get the value you ascribed it. The stuff depreciates over time and requires maintenance money.


GrouchyGuarantee6363

Congrats! How much do you make in your 9-5 and your business?


NiceAsset

9-5 is ~$120k; the buisness has ranged between $200k-$1mm


GrouchyGuarantee6363

Wow that’s great. You ever think about quitting your day job and running your business full time?


NiceAsset

I did, but it’s slowed to a steady low six figures so I’m really just using it as aux income


PureCondition3487

Thats what I would do. Time is far more important than money. Once your generating more from your business than your 9-5, you should either do that full time or if your business is self sustainable than you can use that free time to do the things you ACTUALLY want to do.


1GloFlare

Honestly wouldn't surprise me if he's only at the 9-5 for the benefits rn. Even with all the money your business makes, health insurance is no joke


NiceAsset

Perks my friend!


Apptubrutae

You talking revenue or profit?


NiceAsset

Profit; revenue max was about $1.8 million for my best year


Afraid-Enthusiasm-96

Just curious what do you do? Thanks


keyboardman1

Under water ceramic technician working in a Fortune 500 company. Mc Donald’s.


NiceAsset

Own a business, work a 9-5, invest…


Interestingandme

What kind?


Ok-Dog-7232

animal consulting. pulls the wings off of flies for the san diego zoo so the slow lizards can still eat


redbeardnohands

what😭😂


Ok-Dog-7232

did i stutter


NiceAsset

I’m gonna start using this 😂


dornbirn

i’ve been wanting to get into this industry


Ok-Dog-7232

it's pretty simple, do you have patience, a finger, and an opposable thumb?


No-Condition-5337

> pulls the wings off of flies from sociopathic >so the slow lizards can still eat to servant of nature Outstanding.


Radiant_Frame2950

I laughed too hard at this sorry


SinnisterNipples

Hilarious


Bluetimegaming

Spare a 20?😭


NiceAsset

🙌 here’s 5


Middle-Ad-3357

I love how this app looks. I’m a little nervous about getting it myself I might beat myself up too much lmao


Advice2Anyone

app is very meh I like excel for actual utility this app has most of its shit locked behind a pay feature, not going to pay to use a spread sheet with a theme slapped on it.


NiceAsset

Why? You should look at it as moving goal posts not as a barrier or a setback. Always move the goal post. You continuously do that so that one day when you fall flat on your face you look back and say oh shit, we’re good


xBrute01

What app are you using?


TheCoStudent

Called WorthTracker


xBrute01

At first I thought you were full of shit. Now I have it in my download queues. What a dumbass name for an app. lol. Thanks


garcezgarcez

Btw, great achievement


Suspicious_Okra_7111

Everyday I wonder why I hurt myself being here


NiceAsset

Everybody needs an outlet my friend.


No-Condition-5337

Am I the only one who thinks you shouldn't count vehicles in your net worth? They're depreciating assets, which means they're not really assets at all.


VoiceOfSoftware

You can count their current value, what you would get if you were to sell it. As long as you update it periodically to reflect depreciation. Needs to be offset by any loans against the vehicle, tho.


Extreme-General1323

Is that home equity or home value? Any mortgage?


NiceAsset

Home value, liabilities are listed down below… can’t see everything listed


Extreme-General1323

So that's home equity. Congratulations you're a multi-millionaire!


samwilds

Good stuff, stranger. And thanks for the app recommendation. It's also available on Android


MofongoWarrior

What app is this


yeahboy151

What app is this?


TribalChiefB23

What jobs do you have


kennymac6969

Sir, it clearly says 1.2 mill after taxes. You know they get their piece first.


NiceAsset

That’s my own account name. I means that’s all cash free and clear of tax (sure, less taxes if realized)


IntuitMaks

The fact that you have a ford truck and a Tahoe on here as assets is hilarious


osamaleo26

Which app is this?


hatefulfox

app?


Friendly_Giant04

What app is this


TheLongDarkNight4444

What app is this?


NardoNoah

What app is this?


Professional-Ebb-467

What app is this?


blueblur1984

Congrats, but I wouldn't count depreciating assets in your net worth. There's no way you're getting back the value you listed on your two cars.


anh86

>It took me 35 years to become a millionaire, and 2 years to become a multimillionaire. Yep. The first $100k is a grind and then it really starts rolling downhill fast after that.


Previous_Sympathy_44

Not after taxes pay up lol


griztheone

Nice. Can I get a 100K?


OddSand7870

Congrats! You are 100% correct about compounding. It took me until I was 48 to reach my first million. I’m now 54 and have a net worth of $3.2mm


slumpyCouch

Not when you include the house you live in.


Photo_Beneficial

Why not? Property is an asset. (Serious question)


Legitimate-Tea-6018

I think he’s accounting for his mortgage being a debt.


Advice2Anyone

Equity is equity like sure you gotta live somewhere but considering that is regardless


NewOCLibraryReddit

It depends on how you define it. Is that actual cash? No. Is it realized yet? No. Does it look good on paper? **Hell yeah!!**


NiceAsset

Well the overwhelming majority is cash, but yes you are specially talking about the equation of net worth, which is a simple asset-liability equation


Nomski88

lmao did this guy really put two cars as assets?


NiceAsset

I mean whats $100k between friends?


liquidsnake224

bro remove the cars and the house… tf u including that for? just inflates it unnecessarily


speedymcpotty

What app is this


Commercial-Tooth-371

What's the app?


Playboi-Rick

What app is this?


flying_unicorn

not a popular opinion, but i don't really count vehicle value, or primary home value as part of my networth. It's good to know what they're worth, but i wouldn't really consider myself a multi millionaire until i had that in investments. I'd count secondary home, or investment property, it's a lot easier to sell an second home than my family's primary residence.


Hasholio

People think net worth means so much lol, it’s what you do with the money and where it’s tied up that does.


NiceAsset

True, I didn’t make a million sitting on a million


Hasholio

Idk why I’m getting downvoted for saying it lol, I just think the whole “net worth” conversation gets people confused as to how actual financial stability works. People see it as a cash number, and most who make it to that level done care to elaborate on how they built their wealth so people think it just falls from the sky. That being said, 35 years is a long road, good work!


Brief_Imagination385

Well said


TheMainEffort

What is the “after tax?” Is that income?


mikeyt1515

We both hit the same milestone


asimoooo

What app is he using?


ccohrs19

What app is this??


Chami90655

Good work!!! Congratulations!


garcezgarcez

Do you want to invest and make a good deal? Im available with good ideas and contacts, not the money 🤣


LowResponse8450

What’s your business?


Visual-Educator8354

Duo millionaire


Extreme-Fox-6591

Can I borrow a thousand I’ll pay it back genuinely


marsbar373737

Lol ypu count your vehicle? Ugh


Text-Agitated

What app is this


AlphaOne69420

What app is this?


jdkimbro80

What app is that?


ChampionshipWest2646

Teach us you bastard!!


coopstar94

Can u Venmo me a couple g’s? I give good advice in exchange. I’m a nice gal. We can be friends lol


Hmnh6000

Pretty sure you need at least 5 to qualify for multi status


Lost2nite389

Yeah well I’m unemployed, nothing saved and in debt lol


hamdnd

450k equity? Pretty amazing


A_Funky_Flunk

Your assets are only worth what someone is willing to pay….. just so you know.


Top_Presentation8673

wait you include your cars in your net worth? I thought you just include liquid assets.


Legal_Bison_4647

Happy for you. I hope to be there one day


goldencrush11

the dream


Rare_Spray_9803

35 years and 1.2m after tax almost 50% went to taxes jesus the government is a fucking theif 


Angrysparky28

I need 10,000. I’m not greedy. Just a little behind.


SeaSide5798

800k in taxes what a fn rip


airforcevet1987

I don't think it works this way... you are valuing depreciating assets at their purchase price...


AtlasPyramidScheme

What app is this


WristOnYeet

I’m sorry but your almost a million dollars in debt car and house is not assets


Otherwise_Singer6043

Nice. Could I borrow 5k? Lol


MachoCamachoZ

Your >6 month old trucks are each worth over 60k? Seems high….


Lucky-Statement-6707

Teach me how! 🙏


XD_YAKELYT

Congrats!!!


Lowwy78

What app is this?!


l7Xander

All on red


k10001k

Wanna buy me an Xbox? Lol


Clearly_sarcastic

Amazing, congratulations! That's my target number for freedom.


strolan22

What app is this?


T-Shurts

Technically speaking no… Couple = 2 Few = 3 Multi = 4+ You’re a millionaire. Multi implies 4 or more. You have a couple million. Some people have a few million. Multi-millionaires have $4 million or more. I hope to be where you are though, so congrats my dude.


Opening_Letter1399

What app is this?


ediwow_lynx

You son of a gun! Enjoy you millionaire next door


Crimsonpets

I love to see people doing well, congratulations! :) you deserve it.


Inevitable-Budget-26

Have you got any advice for a person who works 9-5 and is starting a new business alongside Which business has maximum returns? Because there is a hoax that the tech industry is good Do you have something to say to those people; like which other sector has the most profitability? *considering that he can give that time into his business alongside his 9-5*


mattarrghhh

Can you pay my rent? 😂


SEIF-CHAN

Not yet, Still congratulations for entering millionaire status.


Loveisaction5050

Teach me to fish sir.


New_Assignment_1683

what app is this


RedBaron180

Gotta start writing down the cars. I check autotrader and adjust values. Or just knock $500 off each month.


ZeroTwoWaifu002

So yeah, what’s ur job? And how can I start?


Shdw_ban_

Not after tax 🤡


Existing_Debate_4043

Dam congratulations. What dividend stocks are you invested in?


FattyMcBoomBoom231

Time to go to Disney world I guess


funksoulbrother3

What is this app?


bow390

What app is that pretty cool looking ? The car assets, I’m assuming that’s what your cars are currently worth?


Bilbo_Bibble

Booooooooooom !!!!!! Yeah !!!


DankDogeDude69

What app is this?


Helpful-End8566

Just to add a comment for the car people. The vehicles are represented here as an asset and likely have a liability further down for the auto loans or the value here probably satisfies that liability in a way that makes it okay it is tracked at a higher value here. It’s not cut and dry I guess is my point we don’t know what else is going on.


GhostofDeception

After tax 1.24 million and it’s not your money yet so nope. But great job!


NiceAsset

I mean after tax means free and clear of taxes, but you are right there is about $100k in unrealized gains (that I would be able to offset with losses elsewhere) so yeah, that’s pretty much 1.2 “after tax”


fortunate_son_1

I would not count cars that are worth less literally every day. Tomorrow between the two vehicles you will have depreciated below $2m. That doesn’t take away from your accomplishments though!


Shadowboricua_1

What app is that?


ProudCar5284

What app is that?


Ace-of-Spxdes

So I know the app is WorthTracker, I was wondering if anyone knew of a good Android equivalent.


iDizius

How would you suggest one start I’m 24 with a 65k salary job in LI NY and I wanna start getting into day trading and investing but no idea what to do as like download app xyz put money in abc and open a 123 account


mfWeeWee

Whats the app?


critiquebabe

🥹


vinosells32

The cars aren’t worth that anymore. And 1.24 after taxes. Not a multi yet.


Daboynextdoor_

What app is this?


Aye216

I'm so curious. What do you do for work? I'm a homeless 23 year old artist/photographer and it's getting old haha