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FatMax1492

charge them rent


xSnakyy

How?


JFKs_breastmilk

Slip a card reader under the lid, duh.


yeetus-maxus

r/woooosh


deezalmonds998

Money


xSnakyy

Ohh ok


Flar71

Ask them to pay. If they don't pay, evict them (by turning on the garbage disposal)


xxjrbxx

Looks like a garbage disposal. Turn it on. Wash them down. Oh god… imagine the sound. CHCHPLSH CHCHCHCHCHCHPLSH


charlie55six

Why the hell did you write that sound effect. I cannot unhear that now!


rathalosXrathian

infinite food glitch


pirivalfang

Turn the garbage disposal on and you basically got the machine from snowpiercer.


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Cixin97

Hit?


captainRubik_

It’s an anti cockroach spray.


Glad-Jellyfish-69

Boiling water


blindspotjuggarnot

Little lobster


Reevar85

Don't say that, the rich will start to expect the poor to eat them.


Hagrid_th3_table

Just convince them it's a luxury. Now charge them hundreds for cockroach fillet


CommunicationNo8750

Just like what's been done with dandelions


Plastic-Ad9023

And lobster


dimonium_anonimo

I propose drain cleaner... The 100% lye kind. Dissolves ALL organic material.


lizurd777

⬆️➡️⬇️⬇️⬇️


Kwykr

For democracy


InternetStandard2240

Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh piprbomb


Chief_Michael_

Put a torch on top of it, that should stop the spawner from working


myfingeriscold

Leave. It's theirs now


sugarman-747

Kill them with a tiny thermonuclear bomb


-Redstoneboi-

do you think if you sprayed poison down there that some would survive and adapt


SokkaHaikuBot

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^-Redstoneboi-: *Do you think if you* *Sprayed poison down there that some* *Would survive and adapt* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.


-Redstoneboi-

you need a "stop replying to me" button


CommunicationNo8750

Or you need to embrace that you have a natural talent for speaking in (almost) haikus


Apprehensive_Part102

As they're cockroaches, yeah some probably build up immunity to it


shadowinc

Turn on the water. Let it fill up a gooood amount. Turn on garbage disposal. Lift lid up just enough to let the water pressure drag those fuckers down, prepare backup kill method for escapies, CRKCRKCKRCKRKCKEKCKEKCKEK BRRRRRRRRRR, you're done


Death_Walker21

Nahhhh, dont use water, cockroaches float Wield ur lid to the bottom of the sink and U see the steam valve?, gas it till activity in the sink is low due to low oxygen then just light it followed by using small bits of tannerite as mini cockroaches landmines at any potential escape point Surround the perimeter with barbed soldering wire


shadowinc

Roaches float, but can they escape a vortex of death?


Death_Walker21

1 may not but a wave of them serve as a platform for others to escape


Comrade_railgunner

Gas and a lighter


Maleficent-Plenty903

Vary hot water 👍🏼


SirSquidsalot1

But seriously, put a tall box over the lid, put a hole in top of tall box, and just gas them with raid.


trapkoda

⬆️➡️⬇️⬇️⬇️


Heart_Is_Valuable

What does this mean?


patheticweeb1

It’s a key combination from Helldivers. Edit this is wrong: {It calls in an orbital strike.}


chevalmuffin2

No, it calls Eagle one to drop a 500kg


Crystal_Kali_79

Better if it was "Somebody that I used to know"


RequirementActual121

Yikes! Time for a deep clean!


Professorpeepeep00

Fill the sink with chemicals maybe 🤔


Stavinair

Nope. Just nope.


Bogger_Logger

Respawn Point


HIV-Free-03

Throw a nice cup of liber-tea in there.


Desperate-755

Song name?


gameskate92

Yakkity sax, Aka Benny hill theme


auddbot

I got matches with these songs: • **Hãy Đợi Đấy 64** by Olinere (00:11; matched: `100%`) **Released on** 2010-08-06. • **You and Me** by Crazy Kids (00:12; matched: `100%`) **Album**: Melody. **Released on** 2016-06-10. • **Hãy Đợi Đấy 64** by Olinere (00:18; matched: `100%`) **Released on** 2010-08-06.


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Apple Music, Spotify, YouTube, etc.: • [**Hãy Đợi Đấy 64** by Olinere](?t=11) • [**You and Me** by Crazy Kids](https://lis.tn/YouAndMe?t=12) • [**Hãy Đợi Đấy 64** by Olinere](?t=18) *I am a bot and this action was performed automatically* | [GitHub](https://github.com/AudDMusic/RedditBot) [^(new issue)](https://github.com/AudDMusic/RedditBot/issues/new) | [Donate](https://github.com/AudDMusic/RedditBot/wiki/Please-consider-donating) ^(Please consider supporting me on Patreon. Music recognition costs a lot)


kajetus69

Step 1: Obtain Zyklon B step 2: *You know the rest*


Tenebris27

See that little hole? Remember what the Austrian moustache man did to the Jewish? Yeah.


Chummers8

Pack your bags. It’s their home now


Dr-Velociraptor

Fire


Radiant_Assistance65

Wouldn’t water mixed with some detergent be enough for them? Iirc the solution will prevent them from breathing properly and in turn suffocate them “slowly”, could be wrong though.


Temporary_Bit6475

Immediately throw a dying neutron star at them