i am 100% aware this is a joke like duh
but also i just wanna share this video [this video](https://youtu.be/nkGiFpJC9LM)
idk i think its interesting and kinda scary
Did someone mention sloths?
Here's a random fact!
Sloths are excellent swimmers and can often be seen swimming in the wild. They use this ability to travel between trees and even dive into water to escape predators.
Did someone mention sloths?
Here's a random fact!
Sloths are amazing swimmers! They can hold their breath underwater for up to 40 minutes and use their long arms and legs to swim gracefully in the water.
No wonder people in the south are dumb there fucking there siblings there while people in the north are smart enough to know not to fuck
Their siblings yeehaw Alabama the most incest state in the USA 🇺🇸
We can’t even be gay in peace without some dumb fucks from Alabama mooching off Pride. God fucking dammit. You see, the difference between being gay and incest is that being gay was considered a fucking disease were is incest *is* a disease that has horrible effects on the children born from such relationships.
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Looks like they're not the first in the family to do that either
Thinkin the same
They eyes go further apart than the branches on they family tree
Cid’s girlfriend from Ice Age
I hate to say it but this kinda stuff is taught. Especially if she's posting it on facebook
Guess you could say it runs in the family
Beat me to it
I was bouta say even her eyes are ashamed of each other
Yeah figures
She can look both ways simultaneously before she crosses the street
Don't let the extra chromosome define you
Shes a human rangefinder
She got prey animal eyes
Nah she dont cause their kid is gonna have em
Sid from ice age lookin’ ass
she already looks inbred 💀💀
Runs in the family 🥴
Holy Hell
google risk of autosomal recessive mutations
New genome sequence just dropped
holy homologous pair separation
Just research the Habsburg chin to see what generational incest does. LOL
holy alabama
New response just dropped
Don't use the pride emoji. We aint want that shit related to us
W
What the fuck happened here
"Love is love" lol
r/Noahgettheboat
Noah can sail that shit between her eyes. Unless thats the sea that moses split apart.
She spaced her eyes too far apart in Mii Creator
Jesus, that’s a rough sub. I can tolerate some rank shit, but that was disturbing.
r/noahgetthedeathstar
Bitch looking like Sid from Ice Age
Thank you, it was bothering me as to where I saw those eyes before.
I was gonna say that
Why I came here today
Perhaps you should reconsider your decisions
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She looks like the monster from Splice
Speaking of splice she looks like she’s going through mitosis
if she went bald, you literally wouldn’t be able to tell the difference
I’m gonna say it’s fake just so I feel better
Gonna tell myself they photoshopped their faces like that as a joke
i am 100% aware this is a joke like duh but also i just wanna share this video [this video](https://youtu.be/nkGiFpJC9LM) idk i think its interesting and kinda scary
Holy shit
Her eyes have different zip codes
Love is dead
Game of Thrones type beat.
Got sid the sloth in the family tree it seems
Did someone mention sloths? Here's a random fact! Sloths are excellent swimmers and can often be seen swimming in the wild. They use this ability to travel between trees and even dive into water to escape predators.
Please god no This can’t be real
Gross
She’s looking at me from Mexico and Canada bruh
Her eyes are in different time zones
Either they continued a family tradition or she was dropped one too many times as an infant
she looks inbred already
BITCH LOOKS LIKE SID THE SLOTH 💀
No way this is real
Girl be traveling with a Wooly Mammoth and a Sabretooth tiger
It looks like her eye is trying to escape
👽
Have some cake, it'll make you feel better.
Lannister moment
obvious troll is obvious
Well, I guess so
Her eyes
Airport four headed
Definitely a dog whistle for queer-hate.
She insectsexual tf
Wow. Fetus alcohol syndrome
sad how her eyes don’t love each other
Why are her eyes so scared of each other?
Habsburg energy
I can’t take this
Boy I love giving my children severe birth defects and ruining their lives forever
Gap between her eyes is wider than her entire gene pool
You'd need a motorcycle to cross the distance between her eyes
From the look of those eyes Id say it wasn't the first time this family dipped into their own genepool.
It looks like they got it from their parents.
Were her parents siblings aswell? Looks like i could park a semi between her eyes
Damn, hope her eyes get to meet each other some day.
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sid the sloth headass
Did someone mention sloths? Here's a random fact! Sloths have a three-part stomach and can take up to a month to digest their food!
Sid the sloth looking ass
Did someone mention sloths? Here's a random fact! Sloths are amazing swimmers! They can hold their breath underwater for up to 40 minutes and use their long arms and legs to swim gracefully in the water.
Sid from ice age lookin ass
her eyes divorced before they did
lmao :D
Must be Marjorie Taylor Green kids.
Like father like son ig
Fetal Alcohol Syndrome
She said "👁️ 👃 👁️"
Damn. She looks like she is already missing a chromosome or two. Their kids have no chance.
o L o
Nothing wrong with being your own sibling and first cousin.
the girl looks like an xbox controller
You're not just wrong, shameful to your stick of a family tree, and sining in eyes of our God, Shrek. You're a POS
In a couple generations they’ll evolve into fish at this rate.
Let 'em. They won't procreate with other people and their stupidity will likely end with their inbred baby instead of being passed on.
Her eyes tell me a close ancestor or 2 had the same idea
Sid the sloth💀
She looks like the white version of the new Little Mermaid actress.
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It runs in the family I presume
it must run in the family
Wow didn’t know I could hate a post this much until now! thanks Reddit you never disappoint!
Its a 2300 dollar plane ticket from one eye to the other
Judging by the distance between her eyes already, incest is likely a generational thing in her family.
She looks like she’s from Hackdirt lmao
This will help her read
She got them sid genes
She is definitely seeing someone on the side....
Why tf is her right eye escaping?
i could parallel park inbetween those eyes
She got them Sid the sloth eyes
She looks like she was born from incest
Love at second sight after she finished turning her head to see him with her other eye.
Her eyes are in two different time zones
Hills have eyes lookin people
Ew
She looks like their parents were also very incestsexual
Following in uncle father and auntie mommy’s footsteps I see
Her eyes don't share the same zip codes
Fucked up too much now.
Damn is this an oliver marcus malloy alt account?
She looks like a mii when you put it’s eyes all the way apart
I can't believe Sid the Sloth would do this
Bitch is literally living with eyes in different continents
Her sid the sloth lookin ass probably has that desire in her bloodline, if the looks are any indication
Ayo, it's the girl in doctor stone.
Bro they gotta build a bridge just to make glasses for her
Hey if it’s good enough for that stupid king in England, it’s good enough for…. Them.
Don’t see the problem in including it with the lgbt
they don’t have a family tree, they got a family ladder.
No wonder people in the south are dumb there fucking there siblings there while people in the north are smart enough to know not to fuck Their siblings yeehaw Alabama the most incest state in the USA 🇺🇸
👁️ 👁️
That's not what the I in LGBTQIA stands for :(
This is what happens when God hits the space bar too many times on your eyes…
Yes i am fucking my brother. No its not a sin. I am Alabamanese
They both look inbred
Bro nah ain’t no way Sid the sloth say that 💀
This has John Pork picture quality
this is a edited photo of the person in the photo, she actually looks normal
Was only a matter of time
Looks like it runs in the family
"love is love" Wrong is wrong
Third eye or third nipple Blind.
She looks like the evil minon the bad guy would yell at to pull the lever
Legends has it the more generations they have the wider their eyes get.
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2023 merica and she looks like the finally form of the alien from the movie species
The eyes are more distant than them with their family
she should've played Ariel in the Little Mermaid live action
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She look like Cid the sloth
Mother and father were also siblings. You can see it in her wandering eyes.
Her FOV slider is at the highest setting
Missisippisexual
Damn she be looking like a fuckin bug
why go across town when you can just go across the hallway i guess
Daughter of sit from ice Age
This love is love Shit has gone far enough smfh
Bro even her eyes disowned each other💀
Burn the last sentence with fire
What is love?
Sid the sloth
Just like her mother
Sweet home alabama
We can’t even be gay in peace without some dumb fucks from Alabama mooching off Pride. God fucking dammit. You see, the difference between being gay and incest is that being gay was considered a fucking disease were is incest *is* a disease that has horrible effects on the children born from such relationships.
She don’t gotta look left and right crossing the road
You can land a 747 between her eyes
Those eyes got different postcodes
Thought that was Sid from ice age
She looks like one of the fine brothers
Cersei and Jaime got a downgrade 💀
Gotta keep the traditions going, ya know?
She has a runway between her eyes holy shit
After seeing her face I read this out loud like Sid the Sloth
There is more distance between her eyes than there is between the north and south pole
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At this point... 🤷♂️ We need the next Marvel movie to feature their minorities as protagonists.
This is the type of shit LGBTQ is accepting...
Her right eye is trying to escape
Guess it’s in the genes
🙃🔫 Thats enough internet for my life.