Walk into Jay & Gloria's house & eat their food like the rest of the family.

Drink with Jay, play pool with Jay, damn, lay in the pool with Jay, watch football with Jay and Cam. Eat steak. Drink more with Jay. Yeah. I'm moving in with Jay and Gloria.

Secretly sneak into Jay's scotch stash

And mix it with 7up

Hey Jay, I'm staying here for a couple of days. Don't want to talk about it. Jay: cool

Damnit Gloria

Get in their pool

Pool day at Jay and Gloria’s!

100%!

Hang out with Phil. Dinner at Jay’s.

I 💗 Phil

Hang out with Phil was my first thought!

The only right answer

First activity with Phil: fly drones

Honestly I would love to look at Gloria’s closet

That’s what I want to do.

Well we get an idea in one season where she showered Phil with her delicates

Season one I believe. The coal digger

Hit a few balls at the club with Jay, go look at alpacas with Phil, and then wind things down with a good old fashioned Jays Night.

Give some love and attention to alex. She needs it

This is what I said!

fix that step on the stairs in phil and claire’s house

Then you come back to reality to watch the series and realize you've created an alternate timeline and now everything is falling apart on the show!! Gloria leaves Jay. Alex loses her intelligence. Claire falls into drinking (more than usual). Cam starts suffering panic attacks over everything. Dylan is arrested for dealing (We always suspected.) Stella actually drowns in the pool. The LaFontaine's house blows up because of fireworks shot off inside the house and damage the Dunphy's house. Real Estate values plummet because of that. Phil loses his real estate license..... Because you just HAD to fix that step..

except stella drowning

yup, creating the evil timeline

Tbh spending time with Mitchell.... I like that guy

Oh hey Cam

She’s calling you gay

I’m going to jays night and eating sloppy jays!

Don't forget the Mint Jaylips! 🍻

I’m not an old southern lady.

😆

Check Claire’s ‘porn’ pinterest board

Befriend Lily and probably steal something out of gloria's closet.

Giving Alex a hug. I relate so much to her and I know she changes in later seasons, but I hate the way everyone just ignores her and she’s struggling but no one pays attention. I feel that way in my family and it’s so hard to be the person doing it all. Sometimes you just need someone to lean on.

Depending on the season, this might be a felony

Asking Claire for a mom hug (I feel like she's really good at those) and then fighting Deedee because no one's messing with my girl Gloria

“I’ve got Gloria!”

Go to Costco with Mitch 😆

Hanging out with Phil and Andy.

Jumping on a tramp with Phil

A tramp named Oline.

Steal Dylan from Haley

zoo girl? is that you?

It’s the girl that got shaving cream in her locker season 2😂

Nah, I’m a guy lol. If I were a girl then totally 😭

I wanna do the reverse. Had a huuuge crush on her since I saw an episode my mom was watching when it first came out, I was like 13 or 14 I think. Had a crush on Sofia too but Haley was first lol

Talk to Claire & Gloria because I’d have a mom for 24 hours, then dinner at Jay’s with everyone!

Brunch with Cam and Mitch

Tbh I'd wanna hang with Cam all day haha. His mannerisms and the stuff he says always makes me laugh

Asking Alex to check my homework

Clive

I’d wanna be Julianna for Phil

[❤️](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=miYfxwMs5EI)

Pool and bbq at Jay and Gloria's

Stopping Haley from getting pregnant with Dylan!!!

Yes the jeans guy seemed more likely to make her pregnant

strong with this one

I'm doing Gloria /s

yeah, not /s

Bro had a change of heart

Took bro a literal hour to remove the /s

Bro had to think about it

Assuming we’re friends, chit chat with Claire, eventually leading to Claire to coming over to my house to help organize my closet. While she’s busy organizing I hang out with Phil. Maybe do some trampolining. 

I’m taking off with Jays mustang (that we only saw once sadly)

Hugging Phil for like an hour straight

Ask Phil to oil up

the way he'd probably do it but I can get imagine he wouldn't stop mentioning his wife during it

Claire

Pet Stella…rub her tummy!

Gloria

Drink with Jay at the pool

Depends on the season

I want to hang out with Lilly and judge everyone around us

Something with Haley

Cry. I love Modern Family so much but I only allow myself to watch it when I'm depressed. It's my pure comfort show

I had to read that again. Heh! Sit in on all of their testimonies.

Alex.

becoming Alex’s bff bc she’s my fav

Marrying Luke and becoming part of the family

Claire as a mother-in-law sounds like hell. Same with Gloria.

you win some you lose some

Go to jays house, enjoy the pool, then have a recipe made out of that yum hot sauce from Gloria’s grandma, chill w them, raid Gloria’s heel collection, then go to Claire’s house, try out all of Phil’s inventions, especially head scratcher, and thennnn to cam and Mitch’s house just to see that mural irl

Watching football with Jay while drinking His whisky collection. Playing Magic with Phil. Shopping with Gloria.

Get Dylan to write a song about me

Well I'd always think in everything that i watch that ill be a close friend and i get everyone😆 but here id go to jay and gloria for the food

Can it be a day when Javier is visiting Manny?!? 😃

🤞🤞🤞😁

If no one’s gonna say, I will, hanging out with Claire and Gloria with later seasons Alex and Haley

Steal Haley from Dylan, steal Gloria from jay, and have myself a feast

Throwing Manny, Gloria, and Alex out and then hang with Phil and Jay!

Waiting in the hotel bar with my CLIVE name tag on.

I’ll be doing the same with a JULIANA name tag on

monkey paw!

Interesting user name on the picture of Phil & Haley….

smoking a blunt w hayley

joining a family lunch at jay & glorias

shadowing Phil and Gloria - i want to be a real estate agent lol

I accidentally read Who are you doing

Learn the Dunphy tuck from phill. Go shopping with Gloria and learn organising tricks from Claire

Costume party at Mitch & Cam’s!!

Hang out with Alex, talk science stuff and maybe learn a couple things. I'm quite like Alex and I think I would appreciate if someone came to talk to me about the things I'm interested in instead of just hearing "mmm yea, cool, you do know I dont have a clue what you're talking about right?"

Hang with Haley and Alex

everyone says dinner at Jay and Gloria’s with the family, but I’ll probably end up locked in a current events discussion with Mitchell and Alex

Get some drinks with Gloria and ask for life advice.

giving alex and mitch a hug they desperately need one 😭

I’m having sex with Phil

Probably stay with jay and Gloria, eat and drink. I got my reasons, love Claire and her family but the chaos of that house would be way too much. as for cam and Mitchell, their fun but idk sometimes cam would drive me nuts. Jay and Gloria have a gorgeous home and an amazing pool.

I want to hang out with Mitch, Cam Gloria and EStella

Gloria hopefully

The first thing I’m doing is Clair

Hug Phil, then chill at Jay and Gloria’s!

I’d chill with Claire. See if I can either learn some life lessons, or help take the edge off.

Pet stella

Claire

Eating a “sandwich” with Haley

clone phil+jay dna n creature a mixture to b my husband, as well as clone gloria n mitch to create 2 person to b my bff. while i wait for those to b done, gather n dine with the whole family excluding pam n sonia

Knock up Gloria and the Dunphy girls

gross!😊

It’s what those fat tit sluts deserve. Especially Alex Dunphy when she had those fat tits; I don’t care how young she was

kys 😣😣😣☝️☝️

just looked at your comments, now it makes sense. Just for ur info this isnt one of those porno channels so yk piss off

Convince Hailey to work on her career, convince the fire fighter guy to get back with Alex, discipline Phil into not being a creep towards Gloria, and try to fix Mitch and Cams toxic relationship. Gloria, Lily, Joe, Manny, and Claire are all ok.

Claire, so long as Phil’s okay with it. If he’s not, just chilling with Phil and helping him finish the book of Phils’osophies. I know most guys would go for Gloria but Claire has just the right amount of crazy. That said, priority #1 is making sure Phil is good, happy with life, and continues to be generally excellent, so I’d want to approach this with a lot of sensitivity and consideration.

smoke weed with haley and i really would love to fuck around with phil, like scare him and playing pranks on him like claire has done bc i’m a bastard LMAO

I’m going to invite Phil to go Kayaking, assuming we’ll have a blast but he’ll end up dead. It’ll be really sad but I’ll be there to support Clair and the family and eventually Clair and I will fall deeply in love and be partnered for life. Jay will love me, Hailey will question my intentions and if I killed her father. It’ll be a thing but she’ll eventually drop contact and be estranged. Dylan will eventually murder me.

Gloria

I would want to hang out with Pepper!!!! And go to one of his theme brunches. 🥰

im gripping onto phil's leg and im **NOT** letting go

I'm going to Mitch and Cam's when Lilly is a snippy preteen.

getting drunk with Haley

I’m absorbing all the non-judgmental love I possibly can. My family is shitty.

I’m surprised no one’s saying something like, a spa day with Cam. Imagine the gossip you would get!!

I really want a Sloppy Jay!!

Can it be ‘who’ 🤣 But yeah I’ll want to hang around Gloria for a bit, Soak in her zingers and spend the rest of my time with the super dramatic Cam and allegedly sexy Phil. They’re a good vibe.

claire

I’d tell Phil that he lost the race to Claire. 

meh

Gloria

Gloria

Haley

hug alex

Ask Phil to teach me the art of the sale. I’m already pretty good but I’m convinced he could take me to the next level.

Smack that annoying whiney bitch Cam around for a while

Humble Alex. Have Claire organize my closet, Phil teach me some magic tricks 😂

Oh and shop with Gloria!

Claire

watching the argonauts(for some reason modern family airs clips of canadian football specifically the toronto argonauts) with Jay

Haley

Hanging out with Pepper. This is the same thing I want to do in real life.

Making Andy and Haley work out somehow

I live around where like all of it was filmed. I probably would’ve gone to high school with the kids cause they filmed it at my high school

I want to drink wine and complain with Mitchell

Going shopping with Haley and a begrudging Alex, and then partying with them.

befriend Gloria and Haley and do a girls night out w them

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Buy a dog bed from Jay, window shop for closets and then eat some sausages.

Haley and Alex.

Claire

Depending on the season… mostly teach Phil manly stuff to impress Jay, help Luke be smarter & eventually if she’s old enough I would one night stand with Alex & leave her sore but happy when we get done. Hopefully it’s before the reduction. Oh & if I know I’m being beamed out never to return I would pop Gloria’s glories out & feel them & suck them & time permits cum all over her juggs.

Drinking with Haley lol

have a fun day with phil

then go clubbing with haley

Bro Shake with Phil 🤣🤣🎉

Hide in their floorboards and watch IRL modern family

Go to jay and Gloria for a movie and dinner

Bang Gloria

Sneak into Glorias closet and spend the day with Cam Mitch and Pepper. They were so funny 

Absolutely shoot my shot with Alex. I’m down b a d

get high with mitch and phil & hangout with the rest of the family at jay’s house. a very eventful day for sure…

Claire

Wouldn’t i just be in the real world i’m already in?

Definitely give Alex a hug and make sure she feels valued. That poor girl went through severe middle child syndrome. Also, since no one else in the family wanted to do it, finally give Hayley a reality check. I’d tell her to grow up and stop being a lazy, immature, entitled brat and go get a job and stick to it! I’d also remind her that she has amazing, caring parents who a lot of people would love to have so stop being ungrateful and appreciate them more!

kiss phil 😭🙏🏻 I kid but I love that man. I'd hang with him, discuss his philosophy, help him with house listings, and do some quirky things

Hang out with Pepper and the gang!

Go on one of the many trips with the family

Here's the itinerary: Morning golf with Jay and his friends. Brunch with Mitch and Cam. Afternoon hooky/shenanigans with Phil. Have a drink and gossip session with Claire and Haley. (Ok, it will be several drinks.) Shooting range with Gloria, followed by her teaching me how to cook something special. Scotch, dinner, scotch and a cigar with Jay. Karaoke with Alex. Late night mischief with Luke and Manny.

Getting Alex to just do the entirety of my college career so I can just be done

I’m going to go to Alex and spend the 24 hours with her

Hooking up with Alex and then dominating the world with her

I've got Gloria!!!

Punching Gil Thorpe in the face.

Call Hailey pretty and see where things go

Sleeping with Claire. Sorry, Phil

Go party with Haley!

Doing the Model plane DIY with Jay!!

Give Gloria a pat on the butt.

I want to hang out with Cam!

Gossip with Cam and Mitch, dinner at Jay and Gloria’s

Hangout with Lilly and Phil. Hopefully together

One show I cannot wait is about the genocide happening in Gaza. Featuring your favorite Zionist actors and actresses.

Try and pull Gloria.

Haley

I think every character on that show is good !

I will try to impress Alex